The Amazing Alpha Centauri

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spidergrl
Hehehe talk about the young boi here! big grin

Clovie
no pics? sad

Alpha Centauri
Dammit.

I knew this would happen.

*Awaits wave of 'you're arrogant' posts*

Thanks though haha.

-AC

spidergrl
No prob hun!

We do need pictures *looks around shifty* nothing!! wink

Londonboy7
starts wave



Your arrogent

Clovie
post a pic so we can start praising you wink

Korri
You cannot deny your love for the wonderful AC.

He is always right, he is never wrong. He always has something intelligent to say. Simple fan fans watch out

I give you my home boy.. raver

*applause*

Alpha Centauri
I have posted pics.

I thought everyone knew what I looked like...weird.

Seriously though, I appreciate this and all that but I don't NEED praise. Do it if you feel so inclined but not FOR me smile.

-AC

shellie
AC, you rock laughing out loud

Clovie
i know, i've seen them yes but every occasion is good to brag for more happy

spidergrl
I havn't seen picture!! wink embarrasment

WE NEED PICTURE!!! stick out tongue

Raz
Well then...head over here.

Alpha Centauri
I'll webcam some, hold on.

-AC

Korri
excuse me!!! i already started a thread schmoll

AC hogger mad

Raz

Korri
oh ok sad

shellie
Raz you are my KMC God droolio


and...

rolling on floor laughing AC is on a roll today....love you bunches sweetness hug

Korri
i dont get any recognition for my poll schmoll

Clovie
*holds on*

Raz
Everyone! Korri created that poll!! stick out tongue

shellie
awwwww...love hug

Korri
oooh check out Mr Smarty Pants sneaky2

spidergrl
My idea first....

Get in line sweet heart..... roll eyes (sarcastic)

Raz
flirt

Korri
laughing out loud

who loves ya babe hug

spidergrl
GO RAZ!!!! wink

shellie
*sits quietly again* happy

spidergrl
hello happy ..... want to sit next to me?? happy

Alpha Centauri
HEY!

This is MY appreciation thread dammit!

JEEZ! Haha.

One pic...

-AC

eggmayo
I vote the bottom two on that poll

Alpha Centauri
Two pic...

Took this one to post in the Music forum but never mind.

-AC

Korri
wheres that smilie? eek!

Sexeh beehotch droolio

spidergrl
You can't really see you..... take that dame piece of paper away would ya'

Clovie
why the censor? What the f**k?


still very nice eyes big grin

Alpha Centauri
I know how to use quote tags you wretched harridens.

Last pic...

-AC

spidergrl
much better Alpha!!!!

Alpha Centauri
Welcome and thanks.

-AC

Clovie
droolio



but you SEEm not to know stick out tongue
and should i feel offended for that 'harridens' word? confused

Alpha Centauri
Hahaha no it's in joke. Family Guy reference.

-AC

Korri
I bet you speand ages doing that hair in the moring droolio

spidergrl
no prob...

by the way....who did you spank with a fish? love

Clovie
i don't know that show confused

spidergrl
Its a classic!!

Alpha Centauri
I don't spend ages doing my hair actually. Takes seconds. It's naturally like that.

And who did I spank with a fish? Someone's been snorting fumes wink.

-AC

spidergrl
read the poll results!! eek!

shellie
laughing out loud sorry, im tickled pink here...

Alpha Centauri
What the?

*Ogre*

-AC

Clovie
i'm weird.

spidergrl
But a SPECIAL weird!! embarrasment

Korri
christ on a hill....

3 smilies in one day...

phew!

dean7879
alpha is cool rock

Clovie
thank you embarrasment

Alpha Centauri
*Fonz Pose*

-AC

dean7879
allthough he likes to stay invisible...for some unknown reason
he's embarresed to be caught on these forums i think! he hates our guts! miffed

Korri
I think inb honour we should all but our usernames at the end of each post in this thread and not use the quote tags!

who is with me?

-Korri

dean7879
im with ya
-dean7879

Alpha Centauri
I'm not embarassed at all Dean. Just feels weird to have an appreciation thread.

Yes Korri, you may use my initials tag. The quotes thing is mine though.

-AC

Korri
ok we wont spoil your individuality dear.

-Korri

eggmayo
Your only supposed to use initials

-EM

Korri
ok sorry

-K

dean7879
i know i was just kiddin
watch the man u game?

Alpha Centauri
Nope, missed.

Score?

I bet Korri is loving this thread. She wanted to get up close to my behind, now she is appreciating it wink.

-AC

dean7879
man u won 2-1
shrek scored both goals

Korri
omfg you know it, its wix droolio

-K

Alpha Centauri
Careful Korri. I still owe you one of these:

whip

Ok, that's my smiley quota done.

-AC

Korri
droolio stop it right now before i pop...

Is there a daily usage limit on the smilies?? laughing out loud

-K

Alpha Centauri
Yes, yes there is.

Pop eh?

*Strokes chin thoughtfully*

Yes, yesssss.

whip

-AC

Korri
droolio *pops*

omfgi you went over your limit!

-K

Alpha Centauri
Mwahahahaha.

*Mad laughter*

-AC

Korri
shock its Lucifer himself

-K

Alpha Centauri
I've been called a devil but never Lucifer.

*Sly whistle*

-AC

dean7879
who are you and what have u done with alpha?

Alpha Centauri
Ohhhhh...ALPHA...

He's here. Me, infact.

I can't very well be mean to people appreciating me can I?

-AC

dean7879
of course u can!
its easy
lol

furryman
eek! it's all fog - smoke and mirrors ninja

Alpha Centauri
She's just clouded by the wild animal lust that she has for me.

-AC

Clovie
no one luvs me

-c

Alpha Centauri
I do.

Appreciation given in my own thread, for Clove.

-AC

Clovie
kisses it means really much

-c

shellie
Klaudia , as always you sig is awesome yes i love it.

Clovie
thanks hug though i wasn't sure if i can use it embarrasment

Dr. Strangelove
Me toobig grin, and Alpha is a very cool dude. thumb up

shellie
hugi see why but i dont think its bad...it shows nothing really and yet its really sexy in a stylish way.

Baylin
yeah nothing wrong with a guy fiddling with his missus whilst tinkling the old ivories...

Clovie
@shels , so you think it can stay? happy

@alex, guy doing what? huh

Alpha Centauri
Tinkling ivories.

I think he's referring to my keyboard.

-AC

Norma Jean
I used to hate Alpha, but our rocky relationship is smoothing out now. wink

Clovie
i don't understand that pasrt before ivories too confused

shellie
i think it could happy

Alpha Centauri
"I used to hate Alpha, but our rocky relationship is smoothing out now."

Flatter me not yourself wink.

-AC

Clovie
so it is staying happy

Norma Jean
I used to hate Alpha, but then I humbled myself to worship him.

(Better? wink)

Alpha Centauri
Yes, yes it is.

-AC

Arachnoidfreak
Little does anyone know, Alpha doesn't bathe, he loves cheese, and he is a professional ballerina.

That's ok, his personality almost makes up for it.

Alpha Centauri
Thanks Arac.

Now everyone knows about my filthy cheese ballerina fetish.

Excellent. Now get out of my thread.

-AC

Arachnoidfreak
Neva!

After he's done with his business, Alpha wipes with hamsters!

Bardock42
Hey Alpha...you are a cool dude, and I donb't just say that cause tonight Jim Beam was one of my good friends...no, you ROCK

Get inline, missy naughty

Alpha Centauri
See, love.

That's what this thread is about but NO, Arac comes in with tales of Anal Wiping Rodents.

Youuuu sick FREAK!

-AC

furryman
...with an undeniably hot sig droolio

Alpha Centauri
THAT is true.

He stole it from me.

-AC

Arachnoidfreak
It's not my fault you forgot to turn the webcam off!

Alpha also has the nasty habit of picking his nose and feeding the findings to his mutant waffle/bunny.

Bardock42
You are mean...Alpha rocks....I know...cause I rock yes

Dr. Strangelove
So is this waffle/bunny, a bunny made out of waffles? smokin'

Arachnoidfreak
It's a waffle-shaped bunny. It's soooo wierd, you should see it. I don't know what kind of mad scientist inventions he has!

Alpha Centauri
You leave the bunny out of this.

As for forgetting to turn the webcam off, she was crawling TO me and I was distracted. GOD! You sick, sick little alligator.

You guys are ASSES.

-AC

Alpha! serenade

Alpha Centauri
Hmm, that balcony doesn't look very well constructed so if I fall on you, forgive me.

Thanks for the serenade though.

-AC

If the balcony doesn't suit you then perhaps we could go somewhere a little more 'comfortable' naughty

Arachnoidfreak
This just in from www.ACisamadSci.com; Alpha Centauri was named the #2 evil genius in all the world! He was beat out by Brain, from Pinky & the Brain.

And why wasn't I on the list!? mad

Arachnoidfreak
Because you aren't a frickin evil genius!

Dr. Evil was #3, and I was # 9.

Alpha Centauri
Are you trying to seduce me Cat?

-AC

Bardock42
Alpha rocketh....didn't I say that before?

No shifty *Un-buttons top few buttons on shirt*

I may be evil but I still have feelings weep

Norma Jean
Yeah it is awfully hot in here.

Alpha Centauri
No Norma, she's being seductive. Like a Cat, a Black Cat.

Pinky and the Brain were 4th. I WAS first.

-AC

I've been a bad kitty naughty

Alpha Centauri
Hahaha.

Always thought that claws might get a bit dangerous during play though.

-AC

Arachnoidfreak
No! There's proof right here!

*scribbles on a napkin*

Look! You were second!

Alpha Centauri
Hmm..........I too use napkins.

*Strokes chin thoughtfully*

Touche Arac...

-AC

Arachnoidfreak
And THAT, good sir, is why I'm...number 9.

spidergrl
No prob wink embarrasment

Only if you want them to naughty

Ironman
whats this thread about a heads up will be very very apreciated

misha
ive only talked to AC a few times but he seems pretty cool happy

SlipknoT
I like the guy alot, hes a "cool cat"

misha
reow flirt

Korri
christ on a hill ninja

Alpha Centauri
What's with placing Christ on random objects?

Haha.

-AC

SaTsuJiN
hmm was browsing through the pics thread..
how did you take this one AC ?
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=3024959

its so crisp and detailed.. mustve been a really nice camera..
nice eye color btw happy mine are just a brownish green sad

Alpha Centauri
Yeah that's my eye. Shameless plug.

I took it with my digital camera, macro setting. Designed for extreme close ups.

Thanks for the props.

-AC

Clovie
you have so nice eyelashes droolio

Alpha Centauri
Thank you, appreciate it.

*Bats eyelashes*

-AC

Clovie
winkiss
you sure you haven't put some mascara on them? shifty

Alpha Centauri
Hahaha.

Yes, pretty sure. All natural.

-AC

Clovie
and so dark and long? eek!

Alpha Centauri
Apparantly so haha.

-AC

Silver Stardust
Biatch stick out tongue

laughing

Alpha Centauri
Don't hate the player, hate the mailing list wink.

-AC

spidergrl
Sure we do!! yes

- S

spidergrl
Misha eek! *waves*

misha
hey gorgeous wavey

spidergrl
eek! wavey wavey ello'

Da Moose
Gus floats my boat.

He is a man of many words, some of which, I didn't know existed.

I lover him because he looks splendid in a derby.

I lover him because I've never seen a man have a more fervent passion for a fox hunt.

I lover him because he wears a monacle and pocket watch.

But mostly I lover him because he has the greatest thighs this earth has ever borne witness to.

spidergrl
lol.......

Silver Stardust
Last night at 1:30 in the morning he sent me a link that nearly had me falling out of my chair from laughing so hard laughing I bookmarked that site, AC big grin it was just waaaaaaaaaay too funny.

spidergrl
send to spider ???

Silver Stardust
I will when I get home yes

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