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CherryPie
I am very faithfull when in a relationship eek!

it is true

unless he is from WI

sick

eww

but i am very faithfull and loyal and I am soo single sad

shellie
really, single ? thats sooooo weird. erm

but not a tragedy stick out tongue

Arsenal
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Fearnix
Being single sucks

CherryPie
Yeah

eversince before christmas I broke it off eek!

harsh?

NAW

I was not haning it cuz his freinds were stupid and annoying

XIA
A woodchuck wouldnt chuck very much wood because woodchucks dont like wood! stick out tongue

Ronny
eek! I LOVE BEING SINGLE!!

droolio i get to look at guys and stuff, without people calling me a whore

XIA
you prove a good point! big grin

Ronny
I know eek! i wouldnt of said it if it wasnt true stick out tongue

but seriously, i dont see the big deal about being single and being all cry life sucks couz i dont have a boyfriend, seriously eek! its better this way

XIA
it can be, but i dont want to be single looking at other people when im 85 erm I do want to meet somebody someday

Ronny
Yea, i know what you mean, i would to stick out tongue i have my eye on someone right now clown

but i dont make such a big deal about being rejected

XIA
neither do i,





..........no expression

Alpha Centauri
That's the spice of it. Taking the chance.

-AC

Ronny
Happy Dance Spicy

Agent 69
That's not funny it is sad

Ronny
How is it sad? confused

a1hsauce
being single isnt that bad.... its got some perks to it.... ur actually save a grip of money on it

Jackie Malfoy
Not bad!(Startes chapping her hands)jmclappingand cat whisting!jmmsn-wink

a1hsauce
laughing

Jackie Malfoy
Bye sweets!I got to go to bed.See you tomorrow ok?JMkissesinnocentOr tonight!JM

a1hsauce
k sweety, later

Furious Angel
the space bar is your friend...don't be scared of it eek!

Ronny
hysterical

a1hsauce
laughing out loud

CherryPie
I have ways to make a realtionship so good

but if the guy is a sleazy basturd then no....he has to be good caring, sweet and fun outgoing and sex revved and hot!

love to travel i do

now explain that hmmm?

a1hsauce
huh

CherryPie
are you 'fused A1?

Corran
That sounds just like me.

dark1365
I hate attention/slacker whores. They piss me off so much~!!

CherryPie
why don't you go cry me a river yes

I travel alot half of the time im home schooled

CherryPie
Now i don't even want to waste my breath for you know who mad

a1hsauce
wat u mean by fused, like high... i wish i was

CherryPie
confused sweets

a1hsauce
huh... ohhhhh, no i dont think so confused

CherryPie
now you are HAHAHAHAHA

Korri
im still waiting to hear something funny, unless im going deaf no expression

CherryPie
I man walks into a bar OUCH

Korri
shock....right...

CherryPie
laughing out loud

I love that expression

Korri
thumb up yeah...

Corran
It's an old tommy Cooper joke, it's one of the classics it actually goes:-

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!". laughing out loud

Korri
shock no farking way

shaber
Look, horn rimmed spectacles!

NyC-gUrL
dancebeing single 'n sexy doesnt suck at all! band

Corran
You should try just being single sad

NyC-gUrL
no thanks, I think I'll pass happy

Corran
Oh OK, just me then.

NyC-gUrL
sad



how'bout you become single 'n SEXY? eek!

Corran
eek You'll have to teach me how to be sexy then big grin

Lazerus
Who needs to be taught? you dont thats fo show

NyC-gUrL
just be you, that'll do wink stick out tongue

sonstar
ar thats sweet! big grin

CherryPie
I hate being single in the U.S.A *starts singing Bruce Springsteen*

sonstar
Y r u single... cherrypie... cherrypie is a cool name *yum yum*

CherryPie
Becuz my boyfriend...no love just freinds, no benefits

Corran
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me cry

Da Moose
Ok...watch...

Bend at the waist a little, stick out butt about 4 inches...make a narrow eyed glare, pucker lips, and rock your butt just a little...

SEXAY!!!

CherryPie
*does just that*

I feel like a duck

Da Moose
Odd...you look like a duck. confused

CherryPie
Hey what was that for you duck hater stick out tongue

Corran
I fell over, not sure that that was what could be considered sexy.

Da Moose
laughing Did you pivot your left foot when you arched your buttocks?

CherryPie
laughing out loud

I just totally got a visual

Da Moose
Oh God, Randi, you should probably sit down then.

CherryPie
why would i sit

confused

Corran
No that was not in the destructions.

Da Moose
You're right, sorry.

Ok...try this then:

Arch one eyebrow while narrowing the other eye. Curl one corner of your lip up. Tug the leg of one pant leg and show a little ankle.

CherryPie
I just treid that seriously

i am getting weird looks now *sits down*

Da Moose
OMG you freak! laughing out loud

CherryPie
I know I am so weird stick out tongue

I bet you tried it to one night

but you were drunk...roll eyes (sarcastic)

Corran
I'm already showing a lot more than a bit of ankle, we have 'Nudist day' at the office today.

CherryPie
HOT ^

*drools on keyboard*

Baylin
How remarkable we're having "Nudist Day" here too eek!

That is apart from boots, Health & Safety legislation forbids us to work without our steel toe capped boots on roll eyes (sarcastic)

Da Moose
Oh...I...see. blink

I think....maybe...*walks slowly away* I'll just...you know...go and gouge my eyes out with a fork....m'kay?

Da Moose
Ok, for chistssake! I now have, burned into my mind, the image of two naked Englishmen, and I have to tell you, it's a lot like being raked over coals after your skin has been meticulously peeled from your body. sick

hello my canadian friend mr. fruit is here.

Da Moose
H'lo pineapple man...sup?

noth'n much u?

Da Moose
Giving myself a labotomy after hearing Corran and Baylin go on.

fun...so it means your doing nothing exicting

Corran
Baylin said he isn't completely naked - he still has his boots on, and I'll bet he's got nipple tassles too.

Da Moose
Oh, WELL, that's ok then. roll eyes (sarcastic)

Baylin
laughing out loud Look on the bright side, I'm a paramedic so if you lived in the UK I could turn up at your door... eek!

Anyhow when was the last time you got raked over coals after your skin has been meticulously peeled from your body - last time Corran did that to me it was really quite the experience! yes

Baylin
How could I not wear them after you so generously gave them to me!

Corran
Did you remember NOT to staple them on this time?

Da Moose
laughing

That friggin bastard told me that it was a special treat only for me! mad

Baylin
embarrasment

Corran
Not quite what I said if I recall, I actually said "you are the only Moose I would do it too!".

CherryPie
my naughty thoughts are a brewing

Da Moose
*opens mouth, then shuts it*

He has a point...

ladygrim
smile

CherryPie
laughing out loud

just like a cartoon

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