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I am very faithfull when in a relationship

it is true

unless he is from WI



eww

but i am very faithfull and loyal and I am soo single

really, single ? thats sooooo weird.

but not a tragedy

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Being single sucks

Yeah

eversince before christmas I broke it off

harsh?

NAW

I was not haning it cuz his freinds were stupid and annoying

A woodchuck wouldnt chuck very much wood because woodchucks dont like wood!

I LOVE BEING SINGLE!!

droolio i get to look at guys and stuff, without people calling me a whore

you prove a good point!

I know i wouldnt of said it if it wasnt true

but seriously, i dont see the big deal about being single and being all cry life sucks couz i dont have a boyfriend, seriously its better this way

it can be, but i dont want to be single looking at other people when im 85 I do want to meet somebody someday

Yea, i know what you mean, i would to i have my eye on someone right now clown

but i dont make such a big deal about being rejected

neither do i,





..........

That's the spice of it. Taking the chance.

-AC

Spicy

That's not funny it is sad

How is it sad?

being single isnt that bad.... its got some perks to it.... ur actually save a grip of money on it

Not bad!(Startes chapping her hands)jmclappingand cat whisting!jmmsn-wink

Bye sweets!I got to go to bed.See you tomorrow ok?JMkissesinnocentOr tonight!JM

k sweety, later

the space bar is your friend...don't be scared of it

hysterical

I have ways to make a realtionship so good

but if the guy is a sleazy basturd then no....he has to be good caring, sweet and fun outgoing and sex revved and hot!

love to travel i do

now explain that hmmm?

are you 'fused A1?

That sounds just like me.

I hate attention/slacker whores. They piss me off so much~!!

why don't you go cry me a river

I travel alot half of the time im home schooled

Now i don't even want to waste my breath for you know who

wat u mean by fused, like high... i wish i was

confused sweets

huh... ohhhhh, no i dont think so

now you are HAHAHAHAHA

im still waiting to hear something funny, unless im going deaf

I man walks into a bar OUCH

shock....right...

I love that expression

yeah...

It's an old tommy Cooper joke, it's one of the classics it actually goes:-

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!".

shock no farking way

Look, horn rimmed spectacles!

dancebeing single 'n sexy doesnt suck at all! band

You should try just being single

no thanks, I think I'll pass

Oh OK, just me then.

how'bout you become single 'n SEXY?

eek You'll have to teach me how to be sexy then

Who needs to be taught? you dont thats fo show

just be you, that'll do

ar thats sweet!

I hate being single in the U.S.A *starts singing Bruce Springsteen*

Y r u single... cherrypie... cherrypie is a cool name *yum yum*

Becuz my boyfriend...no love just freinds, no benefits

That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me cry

Ok...watch...

Bend at the waist a little, stick out butt about 4 inches...make a narrow eyed glare, pucker lips, and rock your butt just a little...

SEXAY!!!

*does just that*

I feel like a duck

Odd...you look like a duck.

Hey what was that for you duck hater

I fell over, not sure that that was what could be considered sexy.

Did you pivot your left foot when you arched your buttocks?

I just totally got a visual

Oh God, Randi, you should probably sit down then.

why would i sit

No that was not in the destructions.

You're right, sorry.

Ok...try this then:

Arch one eyebrow while narrowing the other eye. Curl one corner of your lip up. Tug the leg of one pant leg and show a little ankle.

I just treid that seriously

i am getting weird looks now *sits down*

OMG you freak!

I know I am so weird

I bet you tried it to one night

but you were drunk...

I'm already showing a lot more than a bit of ankle, we have 'Nudist day' at the office today.

HOT ^

*drools on keyboard*

How remarkable we're having "Nudist Day" here too

That is apart from boots, Health & Safety legislation forbids us to work without our steel toe capped boots on

Oh...I...see.

I think....maybe...*walks slowly away* I'll just...you know...go and gouge my eyes out with a fork....m'kay?

Ok, for chistssake! I now have, burned into my mind, the image of two naked Englishmen, and I have to tell you, it's a lot like being raked over coals after your skin has been meticulously peeled from your body.

hello my canadian friend mr. fruit is here.

H'lo pineapple man...sup?

noth'n much u?

Giving myself a labotomy after hearing Corran and Baylin go on.

fun...so it means your doing nothing exicting

Baylin said he isn't completely naked - he still has his boots on, and I'll bet he's got nipple tassles too.

Oh, WELL, that's ok then.

Look on the bright side, I'm a paramedic so if you lived in the UK I could turn up at your door...

Anyhow when was the last time you got raked over coals after your skin has been meticulously peeled from your body - last time Corran did that to me it was really quite the experience!

How could I not wear them after you so generously gave them to me!

Did you remember NOT to staple them on this time?

That friggin bastard told me that it was a special treat only for me!

Not quite what I said if I recall, I actually said "you are the only Moose I would do it too!".

my naughty thoughts are a brewing

*opens mouth, then shuts it*

He has a point...

just like a cartoon