Kissing Booth

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silver_tears
*open kissing booth on KMC grounds* happy
*puts out sign reading "A kiss for 10 dollars."*

Welcome one and all to my kissing booth, come in and look around, all procedes go to charity. yes

BTW don't harass my workers nono or I'll hurt you mad

Dvae
whos your workers shifty
and i aint got 10 dollars sad

leatherface12
Ill be the second one * gives sil 10 dollars * big grin

silver_tears
I am for right now cool

silver_tears
*takes LF by the hand and plants a kiss on his lips gently* happy

i slayed buffy
can i work here

raven guardia
Can I be a worker????? (I also work at KMC drivethru...stop in and order sum food)

silver_tears
Yes you may both of you big grin
If a guy requests a kiss from you, feel free big grin

leatherface12
big grin heres ya a 2 dollar tip.* gives 2 dollars to sil * big grin

tassie
hmm... u have change for a twenty? stick out tongue

*hands money to silver and enters booth*

silver_tears
*puts into charity donation box* merci *curtsies* big grin

Michael Myers 1
*steals 10 dollars from mom and runs to the booth *

silver_tears
sadly no guys work here yet sad

raven guardia
*sits behind both* (I will ONLY kiss GUYS....I'm a girl just so you all know)

Michael Myers 1
u dont want me to

leatherface12
I dont think any girl would wanna kiss me. no

Dvae
i'll work here until i get $10 to get one from sil smile

Michael Myers 1
^^same (LF12)

i slayed buffy
hey sil u no u look like dis girl i no called brooke

total metalhead
*stands next to booth with sign saying: THIS IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF PROSTITUTION. DID YOU LEARN NOTHING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL?*

i slayed buffy
oh dont put ur self down

bLooMiLiCioUs
*stands next to the guy and shakes head sadly* when will they ever learn???






















(btw can i work here too?whistlelaughing out loud )

silver_tears
*bends sam back and kisses him leaving him breathless* cool
say something hun? angel

silver_tears
of course you may shifty

Ryan10000000000
okay ladies what can i get for 700 $ *hands them money*

steely balls
i need some damn service...how much for a BJ.

total metalhead
yes i actually i said...i said...shoot what was it now...damn girl making me forget myself mad mad




can i have another one please? embarrasment

silver_tears
*kisses him again biting his lower lip gently* now go advertise my booth cool

raven guardia
I think I'm going to quit this job....I have no customers Da*n it!!!. *stands up and walks off*

Ryan10000000000
i want some service * hands another 1,000$* what can i get for that*

steely balls
i need some pleasure i give 2000 for a BJ

total metalhead
shocking in_love yes'm

raven guardia
*walks away swearing* "Da*n job, cant no customers......I knew I was Crazy for takeing such a frea**** loser job.....I cant believe I was so fu**** stupid"

steely balls
*smacks myself* i'm sorry, that was just gross and retarded embarrasment

steely balls
i want a damn kiss

i slayed buffy
yes
cumon guys get ur lil asses in here!

raven guardia
before I kiss you I need to see sum money wink

steely balls
20 bucks for being a sweety

raven guardia
huh? confused

i slayed buffy
i havnt got 2 hook up wiv ne 1 yet!

total metalhead
holy crap sick

Irene's only be gone like a minute and your turning this place into a whore house

raven guardia
I didnt have ONE customer yet!!!! am I that ugly??? *cries*

steely balls
take...money

Michael Myers 1
lol how much will 25 cents get me

steely balls
i will be your first customer. i already gave you 20 bucks

i slayed buffy
omg i havnt either lets cry together

Michael Myers 1
i got a quarter!

raven guardia
*takes money* *kisses SB*

steely balls
i thankyou

i slayed buffy
what the hell! *pashes mm1*

steely balls
heres 10 bucks

raven guardia
no problem.....laughing out loud

anybody else???

i slayed buffy
*has a pash with sb* wow fun!

raven guardia
25 cents will get you a kiss on the check......!!!

Michael Myers 1
*giggles like a schoolgirl*

steely balls
notworthy

raven guardia
I want another customer!!!!!!

i slayed buffy
hahaaaahhahaaaaha laughing out loud

i slayed buffy
me 2 !!!

raven guardia
come on step right up!!!!!

steely balls
notworthy *throw 100 bucks at i slayed buffy*

Michael Myers 1
will u take credit cards

raven guardia
sure

i slayed buffy
well that sounds like fun *10 minute hard out pashes sb*

Michael Myers 1
hehe steals a credit card and then gets 1000 bucks.....what will that get me shifty

steely balls
cooltongue

raven guardia
well it will get you a whole lot of kisses.....wanna be my customer MM1

Michael Myers 1
sure big grin

raven guardia
*throws MM1 up agianst wall and starts to kiss him*

Michael Myers 1
*savors the moment*

raven guardia
*continues to kiss MM1*

Michael Myers 1
*continues to savor*

raven guardia
*continues to kiss MM1 for half an hour*

Michael Myers 1
*starts to get boner*








oops

raven guardia
okay times up.


next customer!!!!!

steely balls
lol1

Michael Myers 1
smokin'

raven guardia
any body wanna be my customer?????

Michael Myers 1
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/tweetz/bootyshake.gif

raven guardia
*sits and waits for more customers*

Michael Myers 1
*lays on grass far away to let johnny calm down*

Sir Bob III
LOL

raven guardia
*counts money while waiting*

Michael Myers 1
*goes to woods to do some business and goes away*

Sir Bob III
yo can i work here wink

raven guardia
sure but if hh happens to come here he's mine!!!

raven guardia
I need another customer!!!!

steely balls
ok 10$

i slayed buffy
me 2

steely balls
50$

Michael Myers 1
*runs back saying i found 20 $ in the woods*

raven guardia
okay who wants to be my customer????

Sir Bob III
i need costumers

raven guardia
want to be my customer??

Michael Myers 1
lol i got 1000 $ dollars worth from u lol but if nobody else wants to then i will

raven guardia
okay well if you dont want to......hey Steely Balls want to be my customer????

Sir Bob III
i want it

steely balls
yes, but i gave you money already

Michael Myers 1
fine i get Sir Bob then big grin

Sir Bob III
*kisses* yay

Michael Myers 1
embarrasment
































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raven guardia
throws SB to the ground and starts kissing him.

Sir Bob III
embarrasment wink

Michael Myers 1
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/xerx/smileybreasts.gif

steely balls
pimp

leatherface12
MM1 were do you get your smilies?

Sir Bob III
that ones funny laughing out loud

i slayed buffy
who needs my services??????

raven guardia
continues to kiss Steely while on the ground.

Michael Myers 1
i steel them http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/flipa.gif

Sir Bob III
ooo hes bad wink

raven guardia
still kissing steely

steely balls
10$ this is fun even though it doesn't have any real meanings

Sir Bob III
*nods*

steely balls
clap

raven guardia
steely I'm done with you yet!.....bob has to wait her turn!!!


continues to kiss steely

Michael Myers 1
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/ohplease.gif

raven guardia
sorry I mean buffy has to wait her turn

Sir Bob III
i vill kiss sum1 else then

Sir Bob III
anyone... im cheep

Michael Myers 1
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif

Sir Bob III
*tackle*

Michael Myers 1
*screems*

Sir Bob III
laughing

raven guardia
steely shall I go on?????

Michael Myers 1
http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/Monkey_wink.gif

Sir Bob III
shifty i need a new sig

Michael Myers 1
no expression

Sir Bob III
just stating a known fact ive had this for like 2 weeks

raven guardia
okay sice steely is not paying attention I need a new customer......any body interested????

Sir Bob III
SHIT i stabed myself with a pipe cleaner im serious damn

raven guardia
NEXT!!!!!!! who wants a kissy????

Sir Bob III
^what she said ... but i can do.. more

raven guardia
hey.....dont be taking away my business!!!

steely balls
really ok 80$

raven guardia
I need a customer!!!!!!!!

Sir Bob III
pump it up

steely balls
80$

raven guardia
how?????

raven guardia
okay anybody want to kiss me?????

Sir Bob III
takes sssteely and makes her marrie way with him

Dogbert
eek! A kissing booth.
How much this cost?

raven guardia
dogbert wanna be mu customer 10.00 dollars

Sir Bob III
free if you want

Sir Bob III
for me

raven guardia
hey bob you got steely dogbert is MINE

Sir Bob III
kk

Sir Bob III
i g2g annyhoo be back later guys

raven guardia
okie dokie (((I wish HH would come))))

steely balls
taz

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