Kissing Booth
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silver_tears
*open kissing booth on KMC grounds*
*puts out sign reading "A kiss for 10 dollars."*
Welcome one and all to my kissing booth, come in and look around, all procedes go to charity.
BTW don't harass my workers nono or I'll hurt you
Dvae
whos your workers
and i aint got 10 dollars
leatherface12
Ill be the second one * gives sil 10 dollars *
silver_tears
I am for right now
silver_tears
*takes LF by the hand and plants a kiss on his lips gently*
i slayed buffy
can i work here
raven guardia
Can I be a worker????? (I also work at KMC drivethru...stop in and order sum food)
silver_tears
Yes you may both of you
If a guy requests a kiss from you, feel free
leatherface12
heres ya a 2 dollar tip.* gives 2 dollars to sil *
tassie
hmm... u have change for a twenty?
*hands money to silver and enters booth*
silver_tears
*puts into charity donation box* merci *curtsies*
Michael Myers 1
*steals 10 dollars from mom and runs to the booth *
silver_tears
sadly no guys work here yet
raven guardia
*sits behind both* (I will ONLY kiss GUYS....I'm a girl just so you all know)
Michael Myers 1
u dont want me to
leatherface12
I dont think any girl would wanna kiss me.
Dvae
i'll work here until i get $10 to get one from sil
Michael Myers 1
^^same (LF12)
i slayed buffy
hey sil u no u look like dis girl i no called brooke
total metalhead
*stands next to booth with sign saying: THIS IS JUST ANOTHER FORM OF PROSTITUTION. DID YOU LEARN NOTHING IN SUNDAY SCHOOL?*
i slayed buffy
oh dont put ur self down
bLooMiLiCioUs
*stands next to the guy and shakes head sadly* when will they ever learn???
(btw can i work here too?
)
silver_tears
*bends sam back and kisses him leaving him breathless*
say something hun?
silver_tears
of course you may
Ryan10000000000
okay ladies what can i get for 700 $ *hands them money*
steely balls
i need some damn service...how much for a BJ.
total metalhead
yes i actually i said...i said...shoot what was it now...damn girl making me forget myself
can i have another one please?
silver_tears
*kisses him again biting his lower lip gently* now go advertise my booth
raven guardia
I think I'm going to quit this job....I have no customers Da*n it!!!. *stands up and walks off*
Ryan10000000000
i want some service * hands another 1,000$* what can i get for that*
steely balls
i need some pleasure i give 2000 for a BJ
total metalhead
shocking in_love yes'm
raven guardia
*walks away swearing* "Da*n job, cant no customers......I knew I was Crazy for takeing such a frea**** loser job.....I cant believe I was so fu**** stupid"
steely balls
*smacks myself* i'm sorry, that was just gross and retarded
steely balls
i want a damn kiss
i slayed buffy
yes
cumon guys get ur lil asses in here!
raven guardia
before I kiss you I need to see sum money
steely balls
20 bucks for being a sweety
raven guardia
huh?
i slayed buffy
i havnt got 2 hook up wiv ne 1 yet!
total metalhead
holy crap
Irene's only be gone like a minute and your turning this place into a whore house
raven guardia
I didnt have ONE customer yet!!!! am I that ugly??? *cries*
Michael Myers 1
lol how much will 25 cents get me
steely balls
i will be your first customer. i already gave you 20 bucks
i slayed buffy
omg i havnt either lets cry together
Michael Myers 1
i got a quarter!
raven guardia
*takes money* *kisses SB*
i slayed buffy
what the hell! *pashes mm1*
steely balls
heres 10 bucks
raven guardia
no problem.....
anybody else???
i slayed buffy
*has a pash with sb* wow fun!
raven guardia
25 cents will get you a kiss on the check......!!!
Michael Myers 1
*giggles like a schoolgirl*
raven guardia
I want another customer!!!!!!
i slayed buffy
hahaaaahhahaaaaha
raven guardia
come on step right up!!!!!
steely balls
notworthy *throw 100 bucks at i slayed buffy*
Michael Myers 1
will u take credit cards
i slayed buffy
well that sounds like fun *10 minute hard out pashes sb*
Michael Myers 1
hehe steals a credit card and then gets 1000 bucks.....what will that get me
raven guardia
well it will get you a whole lot of kisses.....wanna be my customer MM1
Michael Myers 1
sure
raven guardia
*throws MM1 up agianst wall and starts to kiss him*
Michael Myers 1
*savors the moment*
raven guardia
*continues to kiss MM1*
Michael Myers 1
*continues to savor*
raven guardia
*continues to kiss MM1 for half an hour*
Michael Myers 1
*starts to get boner*
oops
raven guardia
okay times up.
next customer!!!!!
raven guardia
any body wanna be my customer?????
Michael Myers 1
http://smilies.jeeptalk.org/contrib/tweetz/bootyshake.gif
raven guardia
*sits and waits for more customers*
Michael Myers 1
*lays on grass far away to let johnny calm down*
raven guardia
*counts money while waiting*
Michael Myers 1
*goes to woods to do some business and goes away*
Sir Bob III
yo can i work here
raven guardia
sure but if hh happens to come here he's mine!!!
raven guardia
I need another customer!!!!
Michael Myers 1
*runs back saying i found 20 $ in the woods*
raven guardia
okay who wants to be my customer????
Sir Bob III
i need costumers
raven guardia
want to be my customer??
Michael Myers 1
lol i got 1000 $ dollars worth from u lol but if nobody else wants to then i will
raven guardia
okay well if you dont want to......hey Steely Balls want to be my customer????
steely balls
yes, but i gave you money already
Michael Myers 1
fine i get Sir Bob then
Michael Myers 1
http://www.computerpannen.com/cwm/otn/funny/smileysex5.gif
raven guardia
throws SB to the ground and starts kissing him.
Michael Myers 1
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/contrib/xerx/smileybreasts.gif
leatherface12
MM1 were do you get your smilies?
Sir Bob III
that ones funny
i slayed buffy
who needs my services??????
raven guardia
continues to kiss Steely while on the ground.
Michael Myers 1
i steel them http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/contrib/ruinkai/flipa.gif
Sir Bob III
ooo hes bad
raven guardia
still kissing steely
steely balls
10$ this is fun even though it doesn't have any real meanings
raven guardia
steely I'm done with you yet!.....bob has to wait her turn!!!
continues to kiss steely
Michael Myers 1
http://instagiber.net/smiliesdotcom/cwm/cwm/ohplease.gif
raven guardia
sorry I mean buffy has to wait her turn
Sir Bob III
i vill kiss sum1 else then
Sir Bob III
anyone... im cheep
Michael Myers 1
http://mysmilies.ipbfree.com/s/otn/ez/ezpi_wink1.gif
raven guardia
steely shall I go on?????
Michael Myers 1
http://www.stupid-boy.com/smilies/contrib/blackeye/Monkey_wink.gif
Sir Bob III
i need a new sig
Sir Bob III
just stating a known fact ive had this for like 2 weeks
raven guardia
okay sice steely is not paying attention I need a new customer......any body interested????
Sir Bob III
SHIT i stabed myself with a pipe cleaner im serious damn
raven guardia
NEXT!!!!!!! who wants a kissy????
Sir Bob III
^what she said ... but i can do.. more
raven guardia
hey.....dont be taking away my business!!!
steely balls
really ok 80$
raven guardia
I need a customer!!!!!!!!
raven guardia
okay anybody want to kiss me?????
Sir Bob III
takes sssteely and makes her marrie way with him
Dogbert
A kissing booth.
How much this cost?
raven guardia
dogbert wanna be mu customer 10.00 dollars
Sir Bob III
free if you want
raven guardia
hey bob you got steely dogbert is MINE
Sir Bob III
i g2g annyhoo be back later guys
raven guardia
okie dokie (((I wish HH would come))))
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