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Welcome to Kmc's Mc.Donalds, may i take ur order?

I wanna wopper a taco, and a Market Fresh sandwich

*goes lightning fast to the back and to the counter*

will that be here, or to go?

a burgur, non-recycled french fries and coke and please dont spit in them again

to here

i wont. here u go. that'l be $7.25

k, that'l be $5.50

i need more cashier ppl!

i want 9000 apple pies!!!!!!!

I just really had a 'big breakfast' from Micky D's so I'm full, thanks anyway.

hands over $7.25. thank you. *takes bite* thats disgusting. I WANT MY MONEY BACK!

O I hate ther b fastes I always get a stomic ach after eating them



WHERE ARE MY APPLE PIES

Taking the pi$$!!!!!!

























I want 18000 apple pies!

ill be the guy the cleans the french fries off the ground with that broom contraption.

ready and willing boss

Oh, the fry broom.

ok, that'l be.....$40.56

yeah that.

What if they gave out sealed packets of frys and bags of ketchup, that could be the newest thing!

I want a delicious bass Too

help me out here!

I caught you one. *hands over delicious bass*

Thats cheap, Ill take a million and sell them to the chinese

*wires restaurant with explosives* this is going down *blows head off* not again

I have a complaint: My whopper is a bit damp

ok, how bout $200.56 then?

for the dude that ordered 18000 pies that will be $81.12
























I want 18000 apple pies!

*picks up a forgotten french fry and eats it*

*dries it off*

there

*smacks*

ur sepoused to clean the floor, not eat off of it

pays takes bass slaps Beast withen
throws pie at evey one and dances



Runs out 5 minets later

Done.

*Sells pies to Chinese for 2 million dollars, blows up resteraunt and walks away in slow motion*

good riddens

geek

Well that's because when you order a Whopper from KMC Mc Donalds, our burger specialists have to run down the street to Burger King in order to pick it up for you. And it was raining!

*Kills everybody except for my co-workers*

AND STAY OUT U BASTARDS!

*raises 1 eyebrow balances fry boy on pinkie puts broom on toe while ridding a moped over the mickie d

Runs back in








I want a nother big mac

are you refering to me as fry boy?

mmmkay

if u clean*cough*eat *cough* the fires of the floor

that'l be $3.50

O ya I want it served by a naked lady

whos gonna be Ronald McDonald?

we got no lady workers yet.

*applies for job*

LondonBoy can

for lady worker?

i could be ronald mc donald but only if i get to shoot the dumb customers

COOL IM A MASCOT

sut up
*pulls out the auto sniper rifle that shoots rockets with the light laser on it*http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/gunsmilie.gif

ill work at till with my shotgun

NO IM THE CLOWN

ok u the clown and I'm the bouncer/muscle/dude with powerful guns

but i need cashier ppl!

ok i will also be cashier and body guard and umm the hey wait i could be the cook i mean we need a cook

I HATE CLOWNS. scared LIVE IN FEAR OF MY SHOTGUN

OK

ill be cashier

This Mc. D must be very exclusive if we need a bouncer

ok the robots so now i can be bouncer hey wait bw can i also be assit manager

what are the toys in the happy meals?

A holoween toy with a picture of VELCRO BOY



JK

happy meals r for babies and they don't make me happy they make me sad

just keep laughing

we stil need a female willing to give me my Big Mac

shut up
*grabs londonboy7 by the collar of his shirt and throws him out the door*

U CANT DO THAT TO RONALD MCDONALD!!!

i can to becuase i am the bouncer and most likely the assist manger

No im most likle asstiant manager I joind first

i was first to join the company as a worker

So I was the first to order food

*gets a box and tries to make it into a car*

U GUNNA PAY FOR THAT BOX

forget this place lets go to my new thread its called the prom

i did

i got it from the post office

*gets in box and "drives" through the drive through*

o well can i Takr tu es ordale

can i have a juicy bone? and water?

ok that willl be 70000 dollers with tip

oh wait can i have ALL THE MEAT U HAVE???

um dude that order was from the dollar menu

PLUS TIP

"Welcome to good Burger home of the good burger!May I take your order?"jmmoptop

cry McDonnalds is evil...and fattening. Staaay awaaaay...

Em em eer... ~Looks at what to order~

Okies well... If anyone wants to take my order...

I'll take a Plain Chicken sandwich and please don't do like other Mcdonalds and screw it up... Even though I'll eat it o.o;

Then I'll have a hmm... Large Orange Juice with no pulp...

Plus a want a few of them Barbecue Sauce dips, I can't find any sauce in the shops like them... So I want some to take home

And no I don't want no fries with it before you ask!

would U like to supersize that



that will be 14000000 with tip

Here you go, LB7!

Thanks

get back to work

*pulls to the drive thru*

Hi! I'll have a Big Mac and a Coke please! No fries please.

*waits in car*

that will be 13000 dollers





With tip

What the.....13000 dollars?!?!

Alright...

*pulls out ATM card*

Here ya go...

Now make my Big Mac snappy! I'm very hungry.

give him wopper and diet pepsi hopeing he dosnt notice

I WOULD LIKE TO ANONCE A PRIE CHANGE



Similes are no longer free they r now on the doller menu

*dumps Whopper and pepsi*

HA!

*sneaks in and steals Big Mac and coke from customer*

hehehe....

Makes anoncement after wind finishes eateing


We are out of Big Macs and coke because they accently were infection with rat posin.

*walks in after loads of orders*

thats a number 3, and a number 2, or was it 3 number 2s?

Wows this is the most unorganized Mcdonalds...need help?

Hey Im the help for all

i want a number 5

That will be 5000 with Tip

nuh uh

*picks up and throws away a rotting cheeseburger*

*walks in*

Hey! no one is around!

*jumps over counter and grabs a Quarter Pounder*

Ah heck...I'll leave something.

*drops 2 dollars on registre*

A KMC McDonalds!? How could I have missed this before....

*makes a Creme Egg McFlurry*

Gotta get my fill while they've still got them.

*gets Puddin a number 5*

that'l be.....$6.25

duh i need help! or im goin bankrupt! Windancer keeps stealing my Quarter Pounders!!!!!!!!!

OI! THAT'L BE $2.50!!!

Hey I thought Windancer is dead from rat poisin

*Gives 15.00* Keep the change

ill take that (takes money)

i'd like a double cheeseburger with extra pickles, 3 large fries, 6 quarter pounders, 9 big macs, 2 mcflurrys, 5 sundaes and uhh.......a SMALL DIET coke

*smacks u and takes money back*

MY MONEY!

*checks it all down, goes and gets the stuff*

that'l be $30.25

*throws on my Mcdonalds uniform and gets behind the conter. Smiles and lloks at the next coustmer.*
Hello, welcome to McDonalds, Can I take your order?

This is cool,because i really do work at mc.donalds

id like some fries...

*Throws cocktail fire-bombs through the windows*

Burn, baby!

NO... NOT THE FRENCH FRIES

the bouncer is back

Good cause were being BOMED

ok
*gives ppl wedgies takes there money and gives them their food*

YA WERE SAVED

*goes back to the door*
no prob

Can I take your order??

i already ate

Any one else

*eats a big mac while on break*

ill have a uh

beef wellington with a side of lechuga.

cummiin right up

i want a vege burger..
and a salad.

serves meals

U want a simile with that only 2 $

ohh.umm..
wat the hell!

lol

Why the hell do people bump threads from so long ago just to say "lol"? If you have nothing to contribute to the thread, don't bump them.

Give me a cheeseburgermacdonalds

here you go

Give me an ice cube. Extra cheese.

here you go
*munches on fries*

Originally posted by K.Diddy


Suck my balls.

Wow, my old thread! You guys recovered it!!

Originally posted by Bloigen
Give me an ice cube. Extra cheese.