The Big Mac Torture Thread.

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The Tired Hiker
Okay, so here's the deal. I'm going to go order two Big Macs, one for me and one for taking picures of on my webcam and posting it here where I will torture it and hurt it for you to see! Yes, I will kill a Big Mac.
*goes to Mc Donalds*

NyC-gUrL
cry

Londonboy7
NO PLEASE DONT

shellie
please do droolio kill the fries too

Mr Wiggles
yay! bring on the big mac slaughter!
i put a stick of dynamite on mine

SlipknoT
Please, TH, Im begging you dont sad

Londonboy7
Im hungrey

The Tired Hiker
I'm sorry, but I have to. sad Here is my torture subject and the Chicken McNugget that I will force to watch! evil face

Jackie Malfoy
jawdropBut I love the BIg Mac! sad

taft
i hate big macs with all my being

Jackie Malfoy
Then you don't apove with me marrying the mac?jm sad laughing

shellie
yes

taft
do whatever u want i dont really care

Jackie Malfoy
laughing

taft
smile

taft
why did i post that smiley

The Tired Hiker
Okay, first I will make the little innocent McNugget watch me stab my drinking straw into the Big Mac's head! evil face

Jackie Malfoy
Because you are cute!jm eek! kisses laughing

taft
am i cute

The Tired Hiker
Now I will force the Big Mac to listen to some Blink 182! evil face

taft
god i hate blink 182

Jackie Malfoy
You better believe it! eek! laughing No anything but Blink the Mac will die if you make him listen to that!JMbawlingrip laughing

taft
i would die like 10 times if i had to listen to blink

Jackie Malfoy
Me too!I hate that group!I got to go see you later taft!jmkisses

taft
later

The Tired Hiker
And now for the coup de gras! I will rip the Big Mac in half! Look, you can see it's brains! evil face Okay, the torture is over. *eats the big mac*

taft
the torture must last longer

The Tired Hiker
No, it was torture for me since I wanted to eat the damn thing while I was doing all the torturing! But it's the McNugget that is tortured the most. For now, the poor McNugget will never rid those vivid images in his head of the Big Mac getting tortured. erm

taft
ic.... im alright with a bow staff

SlipknoT
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! cry have mercy TH, PleasePLEASE! sad

shellie
hysterical Preston , you have outdone yourself .

blink or im just bored

stick out tongue

§pearhead

JLred
*takes slow steps facing to crowd and takes slow steps until reaches door. then slowly opens ans leaves*

BlackC@t
I hate Mac' Donalds! yucky

SlipknoT
But... Why? sad

BlackC@t
It's fattening, full of greasy shit, processed, and just plain full of crap.

BakaXero
ill get rid the Mc Nugget problem for ya evil face

The Tired Hiker
Oh yeah. laughing

BakaXero
you showed a pic of one nugget what happen to its friends?

SlipknoT
But an undeniably great taste

The Tired Hiker
evil face First I drowned them. Yeah, I held five of them face down in some Sweet'n Sour Sauce and then sunk my incisors right through . .. . ..


Yeah, I ate them. evil face

SlipknoT
You monster mad

The Tired Hiker
You 'Monster Taco'. big grin

misha
TH youre so mean cry

BakaXero
yeah your so mean!!!
you didnt share them!!!

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