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One day this man walks out of his house to go to work. He sees this snail on his porch. So he picks it up and chucks it over his roof, into the back yard. Snail bounces off a rock, cracks its shell, and lands in the grass. Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die. It eats some grass. Slowly heals. Grows a new shell. And after a while it can crawl again. One day the snail up and heads back to the front of the house. Finally, after a year, the little guy crawls back on the porch. Right then, the man walks out to go to work and sees this snail again. So he says to it, 'What your problem?'

I dont get it....

Think about it, there's a meaning to it.

Tell it to me

First person to figure it out gets a cookie.

WHAT?

uhh snails dont grow shells.....

Or do they?

no......i got a better joke ....... a man dies.......whats the meaning?

But he doesn't grow back a shell, now does he?

"Snail lies there dying. But it doesn't die"

is that it?

i give up....I DONT WANT A COOKIE N E WAY!

Here's one.

One day a man walks into a bar and says "OUCH!".





















































....Coz it was an iron bar.

-AC

good...BECAUSE YOU'RE NOT GETTIN ONE!

nice 1 AC lol

I get it...

I dont get the first one.....

I think It's because the snail was extremley mad that he was thrown over and almost died, and after a year the man had completley forgotten, and wonders why this snail is back on the porch.

chair stupid cookie.

NO

if it were me and i had been thrown off the roof to begin with, i wouldnt go back.

uhhhh.....

Uhhh.......?

yeah, but then it'd make more sense if the snail said the last sentence

Awe yes, the next 'Purple Ivory'.