Stupid humans

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Arsenal
Someday I will destroy you all.

Miss_Faye
not unless someone destories you first... cool

Arsenal
You don't know my weakness. Pitiful human.

Miss_Faye
yer mortal thats weakness enough

Napalm
*Lights Cigar and pulls out .45* Bring it on

Ultimatespider
No! My job! My death star is nearing completion and if george bush dosne't do it frist i shalt kill you all!!!! MAWHAHAHAHAHAHA hysterical

Miss_Faye
lol very cool

Arsenal
*Ignites lightsaber*

Arsenal
You don't know the power of the dark side Napalm.

JLred
AHAHAHAHAH!!!!^hysterical

Napalm
* Looks at arsenal and shoots him*

Arsenal
*Stops bullets in midair*

pinsleepe
Very nice of you smile

Miss_Faye
bang bang....dead

JLred
*cowers in corner*

Arsenal
I'm too fast for bullets.

Napalm
*Pulls out gernage * Dodge this

Ultimatespider
I'm serious about that death star ppl...............Seriously..............U R not safe..................... don't beliv me it make ur death more funny to me........................HAHAHAHAHAHAdevdevdev

Jackie Malfoy
Not if I destory you first!jm2gunsalien2

Arsenal
Okay. *dodges*

Ultimatespider
*Grenade explodes but Arsenal is still alive suddenly a blast from ultimatespiders death star destroys the earth* evil face

Arsenal
It doesn't compare to the power of the dark side.

pinsleepe
Bang bang, you shot me down
Bang bang, I hit the ground
Bang bang, that awful sound
Bang bang, my baby shot me down

Napalm
You can not escape the punisher * Fires heat seeking missel*

Echuu
*drops atom bomb*

ha!

Ultimatespider
With the no matter how dark it gets arsenal light will always continue to shine.

Arsenal
I dodge it but it is still following me so I run towards you then quickly move out of the way so it is directed towards you.

Arsenal
You must be a Jedi. The sith will have their revenge!

Arsenal
You dropped it in the wrong place.

Ultimatespider
*Fires interceptory missles and destroyz it in mid-air the blows Echuu and the rest of the world up with death star*

HA!

Napalm
Thats why I wear kevlar buddy. *Pulls out two oozies and sprays room*

Arsenal
Your death star won't be blowing up any planets anytime soon, one of my agents destroyed the controls.

Ultimatespider
You cannot win arsenal...If you strike me down i will become more powerfull than you could possablie imangine

*Ignits Purple light sabre*

JLred
*loads up small toy with 2 AA baterries and then stands up**points at deathstar and fires* Eat Polaroid!!*cowers in corner*

Arsenal
Kevlar can't protect you from a lightsaber! *slashes at Napalm*

Ultimatespider
Damn my Death star! You sir have crossed the line

*Lunges at Arsenal Lightsabre ready*

Jackie Malfoy
Finds out that the gun does not work,And takes out a lightsavor!Ok time to fight!JMstarwars

Arsenal
*Strikes Ultimatespider down and steals purple lightsaber* Oooooh purple!

Napalm
*dodges and kick arsenals nuts with steel toe combat boot*

Arsenal
I'll take on all of you! *Growls and takes out 2 lightsabers*

Ultimatespider
* Gets back up breathing heavly*

Give me my f***ing sabre back.

*Pulls it back using the force and continues to duel with arsenal*

Echuu
i was having my minions doing the work
muahahahahahahaha


*ignites saber*

"i dont think so"

Arsenal
I am of a different race then you homosapiens. I have no nuts, muahaha *slices head off*

Jackie Malfoy
Goes at him with her savor and starts to stike him as hard as she could!jm "Face it you can never destory me!"jm

JLred
Man this is funnyhysterical

Arsenal
*Does a force attack so everyone moves back a little then lunges at ultimatespider first*

Echuu
joins JM and ultimate spider against arsenal!

Ultimatespider
Hiding behiond youre lackeys coward...Let me just finish with arsenal then i'll take u out.

*Pushes Echuu aside with force and duels with arsenal*

Arsenal
*I see JM coming in back of me so I jump and she and ultimatespider knock into eachother*

Echuu
echuu stands alone!

Ultimatespider
*Deflects blows then strikes arsenal on the legs he takes a step back then comes at me again, turns to JM nad Echuu*

Little help!

Napalm
*Grabs tactical shotgun and blasts arsenal in the face with it*

Arsenal
My powers are way beyond you fools *shoots force lightning at all three of you*

Jackie Malfoy
Gets up after feeling dizzy and comes running again this time dodging any thing that might come!JM "YOu are mined Arsenal!jm

JLred
uhhhhh...........wait where is all this taking place?

Echuu
uses lightsaber to block just like obi wan*

Ultimatespider
*Helps JM to feet*

Soory about that

*Notices arsenal knock echuu to floor , he runs at me and JM , and we continue 2 duel*

Someones gotta lose mothe f****er give it up!!!!

Arsenal
*I use the force to make a fissure between me and all of you*

Ultimatespider
My death star i think embarrasment

Echuu
wait so you and i are allies now?

ok fine with me- runs at arsenal*

JLred
*yakes slow steps back until reaches door and slowly leaves*cya

Arsenal
We are on the deathstar huh? *Throws debris at all of you then runs to control room*

Ultimatespider
I thought u were insulting me b4. But it appers u r helping 2 r better than one toghter we can destroy the sith! Besides.....................I am youre father! evil face

Jackie Malfoy
This will end and we shall win it!Blocks the lightsavor has it trys to hit me.Starts runing as I block his every move."We both can take him on lets get him"JM

Echuu
dodges*

Echuu
yes muahahahahahaha

seriosuly my real name is luke too

Napalm
Im wearing electrically grounded boots

Ultimatespider
* Runs dwn corridor after arsenal and football talcke him 2 da floor he rolls from my grasp and slashes me across the back*

AGGGGHHHHHH!!!!

*I lie there wounded as JM and Echuu come racing dwn corridor*

Arsenal
*reaches control room* where's the self destruct button?! *sees them running towards him*

Echuu
NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Jackie Malfoy
Gets to him again with the others and poses a strike to destory the floor so he can not move again!jm

Napalm
*uses shotgun and blasts arsenals hand off before touching button*

Ultimatespider
There is now self destruct button!

Echuu
uses force to disable it evil face

Arsenal
*notices hes wounded* nows my chance! *makes ceiling cave in above them*

Napalm

Napalm
*runs out just in time takes shotgun and blasts off arsenals legs

Echuu
uses force to stops chunks of debris -just lke yoda did*
evil face

Arsenal
haha that was my after image, us force sensitive people are too much for you

Ultimatespider
*Echuu fails to hold the debris. Still wounded on the floor i use the force to hold the ceiling up i turn to JM and Echuu*

GO!

Arsenal
*I shoot force lightning again*

Echuu
looks at JM- nods, starts running uses beat attack, then parry repost*

Arsenal
*I parry both blows the flip behind them and kick them both in the back*

Ultimatespider
*Hit by the lighting*

AGGGGGHHHHHHHH

*I smile at Arsenal*

You still have much to learn sith!

*Absorbs lighting in ball in hand like yoda and fire it back at arsenal knocking him to floor*

Arsenal
Join me and I will spare you!

Ultimatespider
*Looks around*

WHERE THE **** IS JM?!

Echuu
ouch!

comes around slowly- starts swinging, then spins to slash at legs*

Napalm
Go to hell *Empties ammo clip on sith*

Ultimatespider
I'll NEVER JION U DARK ONE!!!!!

*Teleports off ship*

I'll be back!

Arsenal
I jump over you two and run towards ultimate spider. Haha you're mine!

Arsenal
*notices he teleported* uhhh

Ultimatespider
Death Star computer: THE DEATH STAR WILL SELF DESTRUCT IN 5 SECONDS

Echuu
I cant fight him alone!

runs down dorridor to hanger bay and awaiting ship-

arnold voice* ill be back

flys away*

Napalm
*Pushes button to activate C4 placed on ship*

Arsenal
Beam me up! *someone beams me up*

Napalm
*escape in escape pod*

Echuu
escape pods baby!*

evil face evil face evil face

Ultimatespider
*Death Star explodes*

Ultimatespider
*A half completed Death Star II rolls into vision I hail Arsenals ship*

We shall continue this duel another day sith-lord.! MAWHAHAHA!!!

Echuu
ditto

Puddin
*Kicks Arsenal in the balls* Problem solved

Echuu
laughing laughing laughing

he said he doesnt have balls cuz he is of a different species than us

Puddin
oh well hes a dude *kicks him again*

Ultimatespider
How do you know he's a dude.

Echuu
yes.....how does he? shifty

Puddin
On his profile

Ultimatespider
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Puddin
big grin

Ultimatespider
*Glares at Puddin*

Damn u! U made me look like a fool! LIKE A FOOL!

*Pionts death star laser directly at puddin and smiles evily*

Puddin
*kicks Ultimatespider in the balls*

Napalm
*Lights Cigarette. Pulls out twin .45's with laser sights* Were's Arsenal?

Ultimatespider
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My balls! sick

Puddin
I dont know

Ultimatespider
*Ignits lightsaber* Precissly what i wanna know.

Puddin
Ultimatespider, if u ever threten me again ill get my high heels and kick u in the balls again.

Ultimatespider
*Slices Puddins Legs off with purple sabre*

Like to see ya try Honey!

Puddin
*grows back leg* anything can happen here *puts on high heels and kicks Ultimatespider in the balls again*

Arsenal
*Shoots force lightning at everyone* stop with the ball kicking!

Puddin
I aint scared of any one so i can do whatever i want!

Napalm
Fine *Empties ammo clip on arsenal*

Ultimatespider
FIANLLY!!!

*Leaps at arsenal and locks Sabres with him!*

Arsenal
I told you bullets don't wo-- *bullet hits my elbow* ahhh @%#^

Arsenal
*headbutts then backflips onto another platform*

Napalm
* Puts swaded off shotgun head* See ya freak.

Arsenal
*chops napalm's gun in half*

Napalm
*quickly pulls out M-16 and fires 5 rounds into him*

Ultimatespider
* Leaps to same platform as arsenal whlist he is distracted by naplam*

Hello!

*Strikes him off the platform and jumps dwn*

Ultimatespider
*One of naplams stray bullets hit me in the arm*

AHHHHH MOTHER F***ER!!!"!

Arsenal
*trips ultimatespider when he lands, gets him in a headlock and uses him as a human shield against napalm*

Ultimatespider
*Looks up nervously at naplam*

AIM FOR HIM! AIM FOR HIM!

Arsenal
*puts lightsaber at ultimatespider's throat*

Napalm
*grabs remote* If I push this button this whole place boom! ahh the power of C4!

Ultimatespider
* Backs off nervously*

HEY! COOLITCOOLITCOOLITCOOLITCOOLITCOOLITCOOLIT JEEZ!

*Turns to naplam*

Please shoot him

Arsenal
*gets the remote with the force and breaks it*

Ultimatespider
if again we are fighting at Death Star II plz don't coz i dont have a death star III these things cost money!

Napalm
*Refuses to let of remote Pulls out ozzie with other hand* Go to hell

Puddin
anyone like to use my amazing powers........lol

Ultimatespider
*While arsenal is distracted i push him back with the force blow his lightsabre across the room and piont MY lightsabre at HIS throat*

Oh how the tables have turned dark one. Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operantiol battle system.

*Death star destroys arsenals home planet*

Napalm
Help us! I can hang on to this remote much longer!

Arsenal
*let's go of ultimatespider and shoots force lightning at napalm*

Arsenal
man we should take turns this is getting confusing

Napalm
Ive got a high pain threash hold horn head!

Puddin
*kicks Arsenal in the balls*

Ultimatespider
*Shruggs* I suppsose you go!

Ultimatespider
HE HAS NO BALLS!!!! GOD! IDIOT

Arsenal
ultimatespider, napalm made fun of your mom!

Puddin
my mom

Napalm
Don't Listin to he's lying!

Ultimatespider
If your'e trying get me angry Dark one it aint gonna work. I'm a Jedi

*Lunges*

Napalm
And I'm A Vietnam Commando mad

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