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Da Moose is in desperate need of a sidekick.

Since the untimely dissolution of my internet romance with Syren, I've been floating in a useless abyss.

I need to re-assert myself.

I can do this by becoming....a SUPERHERO.

The Amazing Ninja jumps real high and has Bendy thumbs Moose is what I am calling myself.

Now all I need is a sidekick to help me foil bad guys and save the pretty girl.

Please state your qualifications below.

Thanks.

No thanks.

mooseman i thought i was

Within and applieing

Can I be your arch enemy

Oh, you already are snookums.

Hater.

Can I be your damzel in distress?

I would but i am a danger to society due to my allergy to mushrooms.

No, I'm already a bodyguard, that's why. You're cool though.

and not to mention your other side kick took off to be in the military....awwwww....scott hug im not sidekick material but ill not leave you

Uhh...

Umm...

you see, it's just that...


Oh look! *points* A quarter!

Don't worry I won't Kill you till after you get a sidekick.

I would but i conduct top secret operations on my own.

Cool I'll be your side-kick and buddy so long as you dont actuall side-kick me!

Call me Waggy the werewolf wonder tail wolf type boy thingy

Mushrooms...*narrows his eyes and looks all menacing* Damn them! Korri, I swear, I will find a cure.

Don't avoid the question

*jumps up and down for no aparent reason*

Haha...

You can be Super hero costume fixer mom who always comes just in the nick of time to rescue us!

You're right, sorry.

No, you don't look fat in those pants.

weird

I know you are, but what am I?

Oh cool thanks

i didnt know you had a medical degree Jumpy

Hmmm well..no

But I could offer you somethinbg else, you could be my sidekick

My Sidekicks are even allowed to visit my cave....once in a while

wow Scotty boy tht was an ace come back

I don't! I have a grade 3 education. But damnit woman, somehow...I will find a way

come here....a little closer...a little closer....now, bend your face down a bit...yes...right there.

Now kiss my ass.

DM, you are weird but in a cool way.

well you better find it fast, im melting cry

I don't think I'd be a great sidekick...but like Shellie said, I'll never leave you

well Scotty boy as much as i wud love to kiss ur ass.....

i have other comitments

I'd be your mentor dude.

All involving orange juice.

hahah yes.....shhhh boy

jumpwoot

Korri how much sugar/caffiene have you had lately?

Hey! Thanks! thumbsup

No problem.

Damnit! I need a scalpel, some duct tape and some pesticide in here, STAT!

cryYou spurned my application! Didnt even aknoweldge it...

How dare you! from this day forth I shall be known as the....


Wierd werewolf tail wagger biter of the moose arse!

Grade 3 education and your performing surgery on me?

im officially scared cry

I'd do it for you.
Just get me a plasma sword.

I've got a grade 12

I just want to play doctor.

Duct tape is the god. The God.

Never trust a moose with a scapel.

I didn't see it mate...sorry...so many applications...

I'm not entirely fond of the whole arse biting thing..

I'll never side kick you...

Awesome name! Can we fit in on the front of a slik costume though?

Shelly and Lana, you can be in my League of offbeat Superheroes anyday.

Mwahahahahhahhahhhhhahaha It's too late for that now!


Mwhahaha

Tough doo doo for you moosie boy, I am now your arch of arch arch rivals, positively your nemisis!


Mwhahaha

You know, I have a hard time taking you seriously when you say doo doo.

Yes, Join in the leag of anti-moose!

*cough* Really?

It's the spandex costume it just doesnt look right on a quadraped does it?

*cough* DAMN YOU MOOSE USING YOUR SUPER DECEPTOR POWER ON ME!!!

Join me baylin and we shall strike terror in the moose

Oooommmm well.... I would, but it sounds awfully forcefull couldnt we just passivley subdue his superheroness?

Can I join? I've always had a profound hatred for the moose.

No no, the spandex looks delish on you. It totally hugs your frame.

Yes, We always need new members

what's all this moose hatred stuff?

Choose wisely. If you strike me down....I...guess I'll just die...

*cough*

oh yes ? as ?

No, you'll become stronger then I can possibly imagine.

Ooooh do you think? *looks around myself* I find the tail hole chaffs a bit though...

do you have to kill me in the process of living out this fantasy?

Spandex?http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/droolio.gif

Erm...uh...

Busty Super Nova Climax Girl?

Of course not. I'm not a necrophile Korri.

Oh go on girlfriend, it's TOTALLY you.

*Pulls out giant death ray* Die moose

Nice Death Ray...where'd you get that?

Ebay

i think ill stick with this idea

yeah but i mean come on, you dont need to butcher me

Nice.

So that pony I saw in canada wasnt you?

I am NOT going to butcher you. Give me some credit. Besides, I have duct tape.

Aiite...if you so choose.

Lana can be

Foxy Insatiable wants it all the time girl

Failing to understand posts is nothing new to me, but with this one, you have my sweater over my head and you're kicking the shit out of me.

WHAT?

Duct Tape...sounds risky flirt1

Oh...it is....it is...

I like it. flirt1

Aslong as it doesnt involve mushrooms sneaky2

I swear to you dear Korri, as long as you are under my protection, no mushroom shall ever hard you! *points to sky dramatically*

You mean... wait... I mean... I thought you screwed a pony in Canada... that would probably be some other guy... but that would mean there were people in Canada

well um...Ho k droolio

Holy............Oh............Christ.

And with his work accomplished, Moose scoops up the damsel, and carries her off into the bedroom...SUNSET....SUNSET...heh heh...

christ on a hill! msn-oh

Thats one happy ending flirt1

someones smokin lil to much it seems

I broke Moose.

*lays in the fetal position in the corner*

Wait til the curtain drops sugah, it gets even better.

I cant wait...... flirt1

and by curtain u mean pants?

Oh, you won't be disappointed. Superheroes are good at everything...

*sets fire to dead guy*

I dont blame you I think it suits you...

We will just have to wait and see flirt1

were's that curtain!!

E---GAD good man. You take me for some brothel harlot?

*sly grin*

It's in my room...

Well what are you wating for bebeh... flirt

New sidekick?

What happened to Moose and Bull?

Fine. Bastard.

We're over.

-AC

Bullwinkle was a moose wasnt he?
get rocky again

You....*nods to the door*

Get rocky?!

Now DF is coming onto me. Goddamit.

-AC

omfgi Moose have you been cheating on me?

Well? What? What happened?

I..he...NO!

oh...oh i see so now your shouting at me?! schmoll

alot of groveling must be done befroe we reach curtain stage..

Wait, Korri?

What the hell is this?

Some love octagon going on here.

-AC

This is silliness. Silliness I say.

But, seeing as you are Korri...I will grovel until you can take no more...and whence I do get you back on the program, I will make it my mission in life to make sure that you are as satisfied as any woman could ever be...

Starting tomorrow.

I have to go peeps.

Lataz.

see ya moose!

Tomorrow?

ok thats Grovelling x2 for leaving me in the lurch schmoll

Pick me, pick me jump

Pick me because I will make a waffle with a side order of cow intestins

you dont want to work for that 2 timing hoe Irene

well now that I know sneaky2

we should do something sneaky2

Ouuuuch! That hurts!

Korri's being mean?

A little.

But after she sees how I make it up to her, she won't be.

have u picked a side kick yet?

Not yet...but I have a few front runners.

well I'm young, don't eat much, don't know the difference from right and wrong, and i overdose on sugar and caffeine

bang

hey can i be your sidekick that has no superpowers but is still sweet because im a navy seal

No?

Ok..

Supersmart Sexy woman with a nice rack?

*runs*

Better run....

Yikes! I'd likely spend more time chasing you than having you help me!

I could be your lead guitar playing, parka wearing layabout.

Yeah...sweet is not exactly in the cards for this one mate, but thanks.

i guess i dont have a chance

Porn Star woman?

ALTERED SIMPSONS QUOTE!!!

How about my personal Chef?

Ooooh....just keep digging your grave....

Don't count yourself out. Once I get my sidekick, I'll be taking applications for my LEAGUE OF NOT SO GREAT SUPERHEROES.

Well, you're NOT exactly helping me here!!

Androgynous Deformed Paper Boy?

Done! *produces pancakes with syrup and stuff*

Excellent!

EggMayo is in the League of not so Super Friends.

Super Funky Mullet Chef Man

Grovel diva

i can do things too...

YES!

*looks around*

Ok...

*drops to his knees, bowing his head*

Oh, wonderful and powerful Korri, I beg of you your forgiveness. I will work dilligently to make you happy and to win back whatever I have lost...