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Alright, heres how it works. I write part of a story and the next poster continues it. If someone beats you to posting on the poster above you, you must edit your story. Aight, lets get this sh*t going!

It was a late Saturday evening. A vague figure can be made coming from the subway station in 14th Street and Vermont Ave. All of a sudden, he sees this other figure wearing a hat peeking behind the wall flicking a cigarette into the sidewalk. He finds this rather unusual and ignores it. He hears a loud and clear shotgun cock and the man now begins to think twice about walking past the wall. So he turns in a narrow alley and begins to run. He races all the way to the dead end when he sees the figure approaching him and hides behind a dumpster nearby when the figure...

keeled over and died THE END:-)

j/k

picked up a shiny quarter

In the quarter was engraved the year 1994. "Hmmm, 1994....." said the mysterious man. The frightened man overheard what he said which was reminiscent to the year when he was in his late teens and got mugged and nearly stabbed in the stomach. He figured if he survived that then he can sneak his way out of this hostile encounter. The mysterious man was wearing a long brown trenchcoat with his shotgun in his hands still on his lookout for what it seems was the man behind the dumpster.

Moving to the OTF...

Suddelnly the man behind the dumpster sneezed.

The man with the shotgun began to look sharply around trying to pin-point where that came from. He knocks down a couple of trash cans and hastily begins to turn all over the place. He then notices the dumpster. Right as the man looks behind the dumpster....

then magneto came... j/k

using his metal bending capabilties he grabs the dustbin and hovers the dustbin over the mysterious stranger with the shotgun

And then a bomb goes of and the hreo LONDONBOY7 comes

then he gets lost in the bramuda triangle and dies haha

but then gets ressurected....

are you an author?!

*dizzy*-- 'cause i just read that.

this story sucks

And then the man goes to eat some hallucinogenic sushi! fear

And it gives him food poisoning!

. . . as well as visions of Teletubbies fornicating on a magic carpet! fear

haha naw but i like to make stories.

He soon returns from his Teletubbies hallucination and starts to masturbate to a Leonard Nemoy magazine he found in a porn theater restroom floor and quickly feels the warm and tingling sensation at the tip of his penis. After ejaculating, he realized that he had died and come back to life, he magically made a gun out of a toothpick, paperclip, and a broken satellite reciever and shot himself. However...

he didn't die because he was so much alive from goin to that porn theater. a police walked in the bathroom and saw him trying to kill himself so he had to go to court the next day but he had to spend a night in jail. his cell mate was...

THE CAR FROM KNIGHT RIDER............

ok, now i stopped reading.

Who told him how to sort his life out and follow a path of justice and righteousness...

then he became a salesman and sold bibles to the good people of antarctica

until he came across an igloo man who taught him the ways of the Antarctican, a path of greed and humblness

From which he learned how to throw a hadouken, and shoot .35 caliber guns 'gangsta style'

Busted through the wall of the Jial and they both ran for California

where they got attacked by some monkeys in bakersfield

But then he transform into a walking, talking vagina........

Originally posted by moises
But then he transform into a walking, talking vagina........ All of a sudden, the vagina consumes the entire solar system with its flapping lips.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

NOT THE END

SUPERMAN CAME AND SUCKED OUT ALL THE FLUIDS IN THE VAGINA

THEN SUPERMAN DIED OF A MASSIVE ERECTION....THE END.

Or is it? No it aint

all of a sudden, Magic Johnson randomly appears out of nowhere and uses his "Magic" to infect Superman w/ AIDS.

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I MADE THIS THREAD SO I GET THE LAST WORD FOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

haha peace

OH HELLL NO!!!!!!!! N**A ..........

isnt it supposed to like...never end?

lmao , then michael jackson snap kicks the crap out of the entire cast with glitter socks

Originally posted by SaTsuJiN
lmao , then michael jackson snap kicks the crap out of the entire cast with glitter socks
i guess its not over yet then lol

then the entire cast from that awful, AWFUL Street Fighter: The Movie (w/ Van Damme) comes in and reinact the entire movie live and kill the people left surviving....

Normal, sane human being: "I'm going to kick that son of a b*tch Bison's ass so hard, that the next Bison wannabe is gonna feel it!"

VAN DAMMAGE FONT: "Eyem going to kick (pause) that SONFABEESH Bison's ass SO HORD (long pause) that the next Bison WHANNABE (even longer pause) isgonnafeelit."

Originally posted by Frosty Beverage
ok, now i stopped reading.

lol

THEN SUPERMAN CAME BACK AS JOHNNY 5 .................

This thread made it far. lmao

Sum buddy needs sum mental help! No offense! J/K!!!

your right!!!!

lol

Originally posted by moises
THEN SUPERMAN CAME BACK AS JOHNNY 5 ................. throwing burnt poptarts at children..

a giant panda came down from the heavens and protruded into the childrens mind: Thus begins the inner story of the extinction of decent projects and annhilation of programs, the panda spoke onto thee :
"go forth and find sweaty men jumping around in suits saying eh-oh vaguely interesting, call them teleltubbies'

and with the message spoken the panda dissappeared into the bamboo clouds.

suddenly a black hole opened and gobbled up the sky!

Originally posted by Demarthl
a giant panda came down from the heavens and protruded into the childrens mind: Thus begins the inner story of the extinction of decent projects and annhilation of programs, the panda spoke onto thee :
"go forth and find sweaty men jumping around in suits saying eh-oh vaguely interesting, call them teleltubbies'

and with the message spoken the panda dissappeared into the bamboo clouds.

suddenly a black hole opened and gobbled up the sky!

with that in mind, superman 5 (the hybrid of superman and johnny 5), closed the blackhole with his behemoth strength and saved what was left of reality from total annililation; afterwards, tinky winky tried to kill off superman with his purse but was unsucessful....

Meanwhile a shadow was watching everything until the shadow clawed its way into Superman...his eyes glowed red and giant bat-like wings grew out of his back..he screamed in pain and then.....

Originally posted by JLred
Meanwhile a shadow was watching everything until the shadow clawed its way into Superman...his eyes glowed red and giant bat-like wings grew out of his back..he screamed in pain and then.....
superman pooped? wonder woman was watching and she said...