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just been chatting to Ush and hes in a really bad mood, he needs some cheering up! Does anyone have any good ideas how to do this?

hugs.........

too far away for that......next idea?????

Get Edna in here?

Well shes very busy.....
next idea??????????

A PARTY!!!!!!!

no one can pass up a party...unless they arent invited.....

In order to have positive moods you have to have negative ones, so I say leave the dude alone.

or

I could jump out of a big cake and perform a striptease act

Thats very true Texas, but if you have been having the negative mood for quite some time.... cant seem to get out of it.......

Party would be cool though!!!

I don't think Ush has ever been in a GOOD mood!

He seems to be happy to me.

I saw leave the man alone also.

We can still throw that party though.

God knows I'm having a drink right now.

I'm depressed, I think I'm gonna start drinking.
Any recommendations?

Go check out your parents liquor cabinet, if you don't have your own.

THey have this cherry flavored Vodka from Poland that I've been eyeing these past few days!

That would go really good with Coke.

Or with Sprite and cranberry juice.

Or with just orange juice, if you don't mix it 50/50.

You know, I haven't seen any Sunny D commercails in like 3 years!!!! I wonder if there still in business.
Oh
Ush likes Capri Suns, maybe we should get him a pack

Don't change the subject. Go get a drink.

Umm, I think I, ummm, my mom's calling me.............

She's just checking to make sure you havn't snuck out the window again.

Uh!!
I dont crawl through windows!!

You do, cause the land lord put a pad lock on your door!

Maybe.

I don't understand you. You drop out of college and run away from home, but you won't have a drink.

You gotta get your priorities straight, tonsafun.

I start college again in May (Maymester)
I turn 21 in June, might as well wait, and go to some fancy bar for my first big drink!

You're doomed.

If you have good friends, they'll get you good and tanked on your 21st.

My friends got me so shitty, I couldn't even walk up the stairs at my house. I slept at the bottem for a couple of hours.

If you don't puke on your 21st birthday, you need to re-evaluate your life. (not just yours, Tex; I'm talking about everyone).

Puking on your 21st birthday aint that big of a deal; if you puking everyday

Which I don't think you do, so hop to it!

Where's Ush? I haven't seen him in a very loooonnnngggg time.

I think this thread had it though

Same here

and again I stumble on a thread Texas and ToMacco got offtopic... good job... only... I think the ORIGINAL one was important

To and Texas have been pulling yerss and LW's as of late. (I.E. Getting offtopic real fast.)

ouch!

You always take things the wrong way.

you mean it's THAT way?*points north*

E.T. phone home???

ET can phone home? Well, I saw the movie and he asked three times to pull his finger!

Anyway, back on topic!

I'm sorry?

What is the topic???

Okay boys. queeq and I are the masters of derailing the topic and running it off a cliff, so just go sit down before you hurt yourselves. Its all fun and games until Gundy removes somebody's brain.

To comment on the topic....I'll go talk to Ush...I know how to cheer him up. I can't tell you for the same STUPID reason Leia couldn't tell Han.

Are you sure about this?
Trusting queeq he won't get mad?
I don't think he will allow you to use the closet to do some sightseeing with Ush

That isn't how I cheer Ush up. Its very complicated.

You just say that so I wouldn't ask how you would do it

And here all along I thought you were wacko....

you silly you! everyone knows I'm the sane one around here!

Sane ? You mean they let you alone in the exercise yard ?

Hmmmmmm...very problematic this all is.. *shrugs* don't know what to tell you.

I have noticed though, Gundy, that it seems that the topic derailing has seemed to moved to the younger Generations..it seems that you have taught To, Tex, yers and Lance well

By Dim ! You're right. I think I'll take the early retirement option in my contract.

PFt! Oooooooooooooh No!..don't even think it!

But I thought it was in the small print....

Feel, don't think, use your instincts

ok ush im going to count backwards from 5 to 1.....5! your starting to get out of it.......4! your starting to wake up...3! your staring to wake up even more....2! your almost out of it.....1! *SNAP*! your out of depression mode

I AM OUT OF MY DEPRESSION MODE

great! you got the wrong one out of it!

It can work on more than one person

well, ... where is he so we can check!

YERSSOT SMELLS LIKE OLD MOLDY CHEESE

Texas, zip it!
This thread is rather important! it's better to keep it on topic!

bullshit.

To, I'm not kidding here

What's the problem, then?

Ush has not even posted in this theard, so it's not that important! I'm sure he doesn't want us talking about his personal problems anyways!!

Yikes! A thread about me! BTW, Phinney, you're a great person, you know that? And thanks for the hugs suggestion, LE. And thanks to you all for caring.

I'm not actually in a mood, I'm just depressed again. There's a difference. The PDF puts people in moods, see?

But there's bog all to be done about without a. a vast injection of cash, b. massively simplfying the evil process that is publication or c. sorting the complex Edna thing.

Well good to see your not in a mood anyways.

But depression isn't good. I know. I'm always depressed in real life.

And this was such a happy place when I found it...

You mean there were cheery people here before???

Loads. The happiest people in the world.

Damn this place sure went downhill

And there were certainly never huge arguements about people faking brain tumours and faking marriage and threatening to kill each other and breaking off to other people's boards and then complaining about how crap this place was...

When did all this happen?

i am interested as well. do tell...

About a year back. Feel free to check the archives. I don;t know if KJ's old site still exists to see the bashing about this place, though.

*Checks archives*
Whose Jedi Mercenary?

Why be depressed? I've always been blessed, because I can blow depression off.

I can simply think, "I don't want to worry about that crap anymore", then I don't.

who did that?

think I know perhaps someone, but that would be bashing and I don't know it for sure...

you think you perhaps know it, but you dont know it for sure Why is everything so clear now

because I wrote it

sleep writing

sleep, now THAT I can use!

Merc was the one everybody thought was faking a brain tumor and then suddenly announcing he was getting married, if I remember correctly.


On the lighter side, here's a short little joke to cheer everyone up.



A six-year-old walks into the kitchen where his Mom is cooking and says,
"Mom, the last few nights I woke up to this thumping noise coming out of
your bedroom and when I look to see what it is, you're sitting on top of
Dad and bouncing up and down. Why are you doing that?"

The startled mother tries to recover quickly and says, "Your Dad is a
little overweight and I'm trying to get him back to normal size. I
bounce on him to get all the air out of him."

The kid shakes his head and says, "You're wasting your time. When you go
to work, the lady next door comes over and blows him right back up
again."

thanks for changing the mood!

No problem.

I don't get it, explain it to me Gundy

Yeah right.

Depression is rarely a rational thing, To.

no, please, explain it to a dumb Belgian boy!
We don't get a lot of maths here so I don't get it at all!

Yeah, you're right, Ush. I've never really experienced depression. My sister and father get depressed, but my mother and I just can't get down about things.

But you are correct, there is no real explination behind depression.

Depressions and raunchy sex. I think I'll vote this one favourite thread of the day.

Hmmmmm, idea for a new thread!

Well, at least queeq is happy...

Maybe my smile is infectuous. Hopefully the other things aren't.

just tell him Gundark is in the closet and he will be happy

I know she is. I forgot to untie her from that rack.

see, he's happy

With you guys, I'm always happy.

*muffled voice from closet*

queeq, after you're done explaining that joke to yerss, do get back in here will you. My left arm fell asleep, there's a dear.

Ah! I hear Gundy's ready for round two.

*more muffled voice*

That isn't what I said....you must have misunderstood me......

Too late.

Can we get an update Ush? Are you out of your nagative mood?

It's a depression. And no.

They usually don't blow over in a day or so.

who girls

Perhaps try typing this:

/me commands
asking
mood of members
/enter Ushgaraks profile
mood

try this one:

/me commands
asking
IQ of members
/enter Yerssot's profile
IQ not found

guess queeq is stuck on "repeat action"

More like "ignore action".

Sorry to hear about your depression Ush.

If you like I can post a picture of myself naked, that usually makes people laugh and feel better about themselves.

*gets bowl of popcorn and waits for naked picture of Mech*

*invites international press*

Oh boy...I don't know if it's a good thing to see one's friends naked.

Just a modern way of bonding.

I'll have to remember to bring a blindfold to any board get together that ever happens..

Nooooooooooooooooooo!

Exactly!

Maybe Mrs. Mech could just give us the highlights.

Close ups you mean?

Maybe not that close. I'd like to see the full picture before I start zooming in. If you zoom too soon you can hurt yourself.

How does that work?

Well you see something you want to get a closer look and you move in real close, but if you move to quickly you can put an eye out.

Oh... I didn't expect you'd get THAt close with the naked mech. And that it's so sharp.

What, that point on top of his head ? Yes. Quite dangerous for some hair stylists.

Firstly, I think you should make that a large bowl of popcorn Gundy.....

Mech, has freckles in very strange places.....I thought you all should know

WOW!!! MRS. (!) Mechmoggy..... Hello, baby.

Watch out, Mrs. M.....queeq is laying his lines on you.

*runs off to get keo's mega-bag-o-popcorn*

Meow!

I'll scratch you behind your ears, kitten.

look at mah! he wouldn't do it again!

what scratch behind YOUR ear?

don't scratch there, so I don't know

Back off Mr.Q, Mrs.MM belongs to me.

*Thinks a while how to get even at queeq*








*Small lightbulb appears above head* DING!!


Well hello there Gundy, may I saw those entrails on your overalls really bring out the lovely blood red in your eyes.

*giggles girlishly, puts aside rusty scalpel*

Why thanks Mech.....you are tooooooooo kind.

So this two chicks with one guy thing is okay right? I'm pretty sure I can talk Mrs.MM into it............given enough red wine that is.

she IS online from time to time you know

I know, when she reads this I'm either a "dead man" or "boy am I gonna get lucky man".

Well worth risk though don'tcha think?

I feel a vote coming up!
*waits*
no it was just gas

You are sick, boy !

Mech, Mrs. Mech and Gundy.

My this board certainly has evolved over the years.

I must say, I'm getting used to Gundy's unfaithfull escapades. Maybe I should let her go...

Yeah, I know one I subscribed to this place three years ago...
we were still on Ezboards...it was a big chance to move to vBulletin...

You couldn't survive 5 seconds without me.

*drops robe, turns and begins to walk casually away*

Wow! Gundy has an tatoo of Darth Vader on her left bottock.

How is it a thread about Ush's mood ends up with me getting naked ?

I'm happy with the way its going.

anddddddd when she squinches her left cheek, look at the face now of Vader. What kind of sheepish grin is that !!!

You've been hanging around the queeqster too long.

Gundy, squinch your your right cheek now, so the lightsabre looks like it's gonna chop off Vader's head.

http://www.inkfrog.com/forums/images/smilies/censored.gif

where are you getting your smileys from ?????

Ass-animation is born.