Korri and Moose's Butcher Shop

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Da Moose
We decided to open a Butcher Shop, at Korri's urging.

I don't know why.

I know nothing of meat cutting.

But, this IS the OTF. roll eyes (sarcastic)

furryman
special stuff please wink

Korri
Pounding meat all day! eek!


Beef bugers for all the KMC kiddos stat! msn-oh

shaber
You're in for quite a trip if you go according to korri's urging! stick out tongue

Wolflet
meat droolio

Da Moose
I'm starting to understand that..

But she's so hot... droolio

CherryPie
I am a vegetarian.....YOU GUYS ARE SOO MEAN!

Clovie
blink bon appettite

CherryPie
WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!

Frosty Beverage
that must hurt no expression

furryman
I thought you were Russian or something?

CherryPie
laughing out loud

I was lying

I eat meat stick out tongue

Clovie
schmoll or something?

i'm polish sweetheart purplequeen1

but i still love you love

furryman
that's a shame http://www.killermovies.com/forums/images/icons/v2/icon5.gif

Frosty Beverage
...bad

CherryPie
*slaps hand with ruller* Ouch

Clovie
why? huh

R0B
Mail me a steak and if it isnt perfect then I will only pay you a nickle

CherryPie
oh i'll mail you a steak alright wink

Korri
We need some butcher music to set the scene


*puts on some smooth operator*

Corran
Do you sell Cheese Pies?

Baylin
I love to pound my meat! eek!

Corran
I bet you do.

Baylin
wink

Corran
You dig it the most.

Alpha Centauri
Great, now Moose can tenderise meat here rather than in private.

-AC

Londonboy7
I want moose Meat shifty

Corran
I think you'll need ti bite down real hard.

Baylin
Actually C I have it on good authority that Moose prefers not have his meat bitten too hard... whistle

lil bitchiness
Korri, were you watching cookery program again flirt1

Corran
Ugghhh thanks for the image, it's not quite what I meant, I meant he'd have to bite down hard on something whilst receiving the meat.

Da Moose
I appreciate that all you guys have annointed me the meat of the day. It wasn't quite what I expected when this thread started, but, then again, that OTF mantra...anything goes... roll eyes (sarcastic)

CherryPie
I want meat *slams fork and streak knife on table*

Korri
Spoon my salad droolio

Corran
Fork my sausage.

Korri
Munch my muffin flirt1

The Tired Hiker
Moose meat is too stiff. erm

Korri
'sup Dad raver

The Tired Hiker
Hey sweetie, how's school?

Korri
Stars in their eyes is tonight raver

looking forward to making an ass of myself rock

shaber
Are there red bull steaks? eek!

Korri
only the best... flirt1

They give you wings wink

shaber
I'm high> I'm highhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Korri
chop my lamb flirt1

shaber
*plays music for queen anne's funeral*

Korri
shup your drowning out my smooth operator mad

shaber
*gives Kubrick stare* evil face

Korri
shock nah no way dude

ive got the gillotine!

The Tired Hiker
Honey, I don't approve of the music you listen to. erm

shaber
I'll just take the moloko plus *in preparation* evil face

Corran
Huh, huh, melikes that one laughing out loud

silver_tears
I'd like some moose, and lots of it, preferably at my door tonight at 8 eyes
Thanks bunches ninja

Da Moose
laughing out loud
Why would anyone want to eat moose?



jawdrop

Ohhhh.... embarrasment

silver_tears
I thought it was self explanatory stick out tongue

Da Moose
I get it now... big grin

*writes down delivery order*

240 punds of moose, delivered to, Silver Tears, C/O Toronto, tonight.

Got it.

It's free, btw. shifty

silver_tears
I'll be sure to show my appreciation flirt1

Da Moose
I don't know if you'll have the energy to show ME any appreciation sweetie. cool

silver_tears
I forgot what experience you have *hides in shame* ninja

Da Moose
laughing out loud Whatever...look at you.

I'm just saying...that, given my appreciation of beautiful things, I would tend to your needs before my own.

silver_tears
*giggles like a schoolgirl* oh you eyes

Alpha Centauri
Moose's nickname is Noodle.

You'll find out why, Tears....you'll find out why.

-AC

Corran
Is it because he has curly hair that looks like noodles? confused

Korri
shock why?

The Tired Hiker
I really worry about you. erm

Korri
Nothing Wrong with a varied taste in music droolio

The Tired Hiker
Yeah, but it just disturbs me to think that there even is such a thing as 'butcher music'. confused But hey, you know, I'm like really old n'stuff so . . . my opinion on this matter really means nothing to the hip youth of today. erm

Korri
Dad, its because im mentally unstable. no expression

The Tired Hiker
Oh, okay. Then I won't worry anymore. happy

Alpha Centauri
"Is it because he has curly hair that looks like noodles?"

Hahaha, you're frighteningly not far off.

Korri is rather on point. I can see it. Sade while hacking apart a dead carcass.

*"Smooooooth operatoooooor" THWACK! BLOOD! "....Smoooooth operaaaaaaator*

-AC

Wolflet
can i have all the meat u got?

Da Moose
Quiet Gus, or I'll stuff said noodle down your throat. stick out tongue

AvP
hello mr moose

Da Moose
Hi Glenn, long time no talk. How's you?

CherryPie
this place need a womans touch can i be the maid?

*Puts on salsa music*

Alpha Centauri
"Quiet Gus, or I'll stuff said noodle down your throat."

Hahaha, "Stuff" he says.

Wouldn't even know it was there.

-AC

AvP
i'm good m8, you?

Da Moose
Oh bite it you insufferable sod. stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
*Does Duffman hip thrust*

Oh I bit it last night, by accident of course!

She screamed.....oh yeah!

*Plays Duffman theme*

Bow bow, ohhhhh yeahrrrrrrr.

-AC

Da Moose
Completely random humour. Excellent choice too.

You are INDEED powerful, as Raz has foreseen it.

AvP
blink

Da Moose
Alive and kicking still m'man...

Alpha Centauri
http://www.rob-clarkson.com/duff-brewery/duffman/03.jpg

TIME........TO PARTEHH!

Hurhhh.

-AC

Da Moose
Yanno...if you replaced your monacle with a pair of shades, and took off your cardigan sweater and jumped into that suit, you'd look EXACTLY like Duffman!

Alpha Centauri
I'll do it!

Wait.........Raz forsaw what?

-AC

Da Moose
laughing out loud

Your power...the ability to defeat him and become the Emperor of KMC...

Alpha Centauri
Since when?

I'm confused, like a chicken without a head. Or just blindfolded and pushed about a bit.

-AC

Da Moose
I have access to his inner sanctum, Gus. He has sensed your power from the beginning.

Of course, he thought you were a girl back then, so that may have waned a bit since then.

Alpha Centauri
*Strokes chin thoughtfully*

You are worthy pawn, Moose.

*Strategically raises eyebrow*

I yield to thee for now.

-AC

Da Moose
*Upper lip twitches *

You would be wise to, young man...it is for the best.

*comically thrusts eyebrows up and down*

Alpha Centauri
One day we should exchanged italicised expressions of old cinematic style and comedy in person.

-AC

Silver Stardust
Duffman?!

laughing popcorn

Da Moose
laughing out loud

THAT, would be the highlight of my life.

*adds it to list of things to do before dying*

Silver Stardust
You two need to make your way to Chicago sometime...Scott's not that far already...

Alpha Centauri
Ohhhhh diss.

Don't have it Scott. She's trying to say you're a 2nd rate Richard Gere, who's already a 9th rate actor.

-AC

Silver Stardust
What?!

I'm saying that I live in Chicago and you two are two people from here that I'd really like to meet! And I know that Scott only lives a few hours from here!

stick out tongue

CherryPie
this reminds me of Star wars 2 with yes master and young padewan laughing out loud

Alpha Centauri
I'm not from Chicago, Lana........have you gone off your rocker?

I'm from London, England wink.

I could be the slick lawyer, swooning females with my cut-glass British accent.

-AC

Korri
It makes me rather randy flirt1

Silver Stardust
I know you're from England...when I said "from here" I meant from KMC stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
I swear everyone gathers in some secret forum with a "How we're gonna confuse the shit out of AC today" plan.

-AC

Korri
eek! It'd be the AC confusion Forum

Silver Stardust
Whatever do you mean?

whistling

Korri
oh right yeah i dunno roll eyes (sarcastic)

Da Moose
eek!

Uh...no...heh heh...not at all...

*quickly changes password to the forum*

Korri
.............flirt1

Da Moose
I loooover Korrrrrri droolio

Alpha Centauri
*Stands infront of Korri in the John Wayne style*

She's stayin' wit me.

-AC

Da Moose
*narrows eyes and spits tobacco*

That so? The way I reckon it, the lady there has a right to choose pardner...and I doubt highly she'll be choosing a corpse. *pulls out six shooter and kills AC*

Silver Stardust
popcorn

This could be interesting.

Alpha Centauri
*Bullet Time*

Yeah. I'm John Wayne from the future.

-AC

Silver Stardust
Or the Matrix wink

CherryPie
or... JUMaNJI eek!

Alpha Centauri
Or just what I said wink.

-AC

Korri
people are fighting over me... flirt1

Corran
It's not people, it's a Moose and a Cylon of some description.

Korri
cry shup nobody ever fights over me

Alpha Centauri
I was a futuristic John Wayne.

-AC

Da Moose
I may be a moose, but I have feelings too...cry

Korri
AC> i know and i loved it babeh hug


and i love your sig flirt1

Alpha Centauri
You do eh?

Excellent.

-AC

a1hsauce
so do u guys cut hair in here as well

Korri
no then it would be a BARBER shop shock

Alpha Centauri
Why do I suddenly feel that A1 has a bad haircut?

-AC

a1hsauce
its not that bad

Korri
I have a Mullet shock

Da Moose
'

*snickers*

a1hsauce
i thought this was a barber shop i came in the other day and sombody cut it... i want a refund

Korri
no expression him. *points at Moose*

silver_tears
my new favourite word is sod eek!

Corran
Sod off

Da Moose
Why you..... mad

I have HOOVES *holds up hooves* I can't possibly hold scissors.

CherryPie
hey i would love asteak right now *rubbs belly and licks lips*

Korri
yeah right and you can hold a butcher's knife? disgust

CherryPie
be nice you two or I'll spank *gets out ruler*

silver_tears
hooves are sexy yes

Da Moose
I...

http://www.creativecommunications.ca/html/new/images/ricm.jpg

Good point...

a1hsauce
look somebody did it... so wat are u gonna do about it

Korri
no expression

CherryPie
I love lamp

but I have to agree with silver tears Hooves Re sexydroolio

Korri
eat my lamp

Corran
*takes A1 to the hairdressers while his mother is watching from outside* "I know this has nothing to do with you, but I want her to think that you did it! So if you can sort out this horrible mess, I will pay you double! You're very very nice people!"

Alpha Centauri
Wow.

I can't leave you alone for minutes without you eating electrical goods.

-AC

CherryPie
SERVICE HERE!

a1hsauce
huh

CherryPie
I wanted a steak like an hour agovelho

see what happens

a1hsauce
ah man she pulled some Harry Potter sh!t

CherryPie
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAvampire

Korri
i just wanted to see who was stupid enough to actually do it no expression

Frosty Beverage
*points and laughs8


Clovie's a pole!

Korri
weeeeed

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