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blades half vampire.....vampires drain superman completely....a cocky superman may...just may let him get a first hit.

Yeeeaaahhhh...what makes you think Blade's teeth would even pierce Superman's skin?

Yeah. That's reaaaaallllllllllll likely. Superman decides, hey, this guy deserves to live more than I do. I'll let him walk over here and bite me in the neck. Whoops, he broke his teeth on my invulnerable body. Ooooh! I know! I'll fly to the Batcave and get Batman to fight me! He's got Kryptonite, and he's always ready to get attacked by me, so he'll definitely win! Here I go! ...Whoops, guess Bats isn't as prepared as I thought. Maybe I'll track Doomsday down, and...

Sorry, that was a lot of sarcasm aimed at a thread that I'm pretty sure was a joke. Please say it was a joke, pleaseeeee.

Ummmmmm, what the hell?

long pig, I know damn well that you know better than this, lol.

I mean...really...this is just a horrible thread. A waste of finger strength to type it in

And if Blade hits Superman, THAN what????

Supes could probably flick off Blade w/ a finger

Yea...his strength amplified by becoming a vampire..Blade can hit him all he wants but a wooden stake or a silver bullet ain't piercing Supes skin.

This is bad comedy.

I think the comedy here is pretty funny.

Wow who was dumb enough to make this? Blade has a strength that can not compare to Superman if he stabs him then whoops He broke his sword. Superman would kill him with one hit.

Blade will bleed all over batman, and ruin his costume. Booya, biatch! Tide don't work on vampire blood...

OMG...

AHHAHAHHAHAHhAHAH How can Blade kill Superman? Huh, Long pig?

Wait..wouldn't Supes kill himself? With all the sunlight, and junk?

supes smashes blades head in easy

Then why would you waste finger strength typing in it yourself?

my answer to the doom vs storm thread...

u got to be kidding me, this is more like how superman can annihilate blade

Superman would be the big bully taking Blade's lunch

Hey for that dude who said Superman would kill himself for sucking up to much sun light yeah that is bull sh-- because he would just get more stronger after that. Why would Blade stand a chance against Superman that is like un fair for Blade who would be beaten down badly by Superman.

Well blade is a half vampire in the movie and comic book. He has the powers of the vampire but none of their weaknesses. Let just suppose he can learn an old vampire trick called enchantment. Which poor superman is very susceptible too. I have seen two vampires control him, and for some reason they could pierce his skin one vampire died because of the fact that supes was a solar battery. The other just spit out the blood cause it tasted alien. blade, if he could stand the taste, could suck him dry. The fact that he is a solar battery wouldn't be a problem and the taste--well he can hold his breath, won't taste a thing. This of course would either kill superman or send him into a stasis, because he is a humanoid. I don't like this thread, but I can't stand a one-sided fight.

...Blade has absolutely no chance. That's a ridiculous scenario.

Blade's my favourite Marvel Character, but there's really no chance for him to beat Superman.

Wow. It's like a whole wave of Countquans have taken over the site.
Am I the only one who'd never seen a Blade fanboy before??...

either long pig is one funny dude....or a complete idiot

Blade wins.

Originally posted by long pig
Blade wins.

It's so true it's painful.

I mean, what can Superman do against a sun-stun grenade and hightened reflexes? pshh...nothin'.

plus blade's got swords, which are probably magical, and as we all know, superman's susceptible to magic.

superman, to be fair, maybe takes 1/10.

Originally posted by tjcoady
plus blade's got swords, which are probably magical, and as we all know, superman's susceptible to magic.

superman, to be fair, maybe takes 1/10.
Real talk right here.
Superman's only chance is to somehow...punch him real hard or maybe throw him into a wall. Other than that, Superman is toast.

Curbstomp for Blade.