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If any of ye birds are unsure of ye blowjob abilities and need a live dob to practice on, pm me. I'll help ye out

I see this thread staying open

Spam

closing

spam? I'm being honest lassies

Hmmm could set a record this one...

record 4 what?

being closed real quick...

so you want a blow job then?

Instead of Junior Member it should say "Never been laid"

sure

or..."desperately seeking"

Hey, I'm just offering a service, a service that will increase the quality of blowjobs for everyone. I deserve an award.

so you really do want a blow job?

model american....in a mounty hat

*sighs* this is bloody Horrible

Sure. Keep in mind, I'm doing this for you.

nice

http://img50.exs.cx/img50/9122/God-wants-to.jpg

well alrighty then!

1 - go get an inflatable suzie
2 - blow her up
3 - Spend a couple of seconds relieving yourself with her you deserve it...

again, ye missed me point. I'm doing this for the poor helpless lasses who want to improve their bj skills, not for personaly gain.

You need some kind of penile appendage first.

-AC

just when u thought the OTF couldnt get anymore pathetic

holy hell, your funny...

how old are you ?

have u heard of a banana, or carrot, i think every woman in the world would rather a potato then u, to practise on

even though I dont know u Df02 i agree

This guy needs cousiling http://www.abc6.com/Resources/promotions/phil_headshot.jpg

For a pathetic thread, it made it to page 2.

Just saying...just saying.

-AC

No I definately got the point I'm just trying to be polite!

Not suitable for pg 13.

Closed