Click HERE to see this thread with all of the graphics, features, and links.

YOu asked for it

Oh you know who voted for good 'ole Bollux!

ARC you blasted reb!

Soon Julie, you shall see how much of a Rebel I am....:

DCLXVI....

My dear Arc, I believe insane comes to mind quicker than Reb this time around

DCLXVI = 666, the Number of the Beast, in Roman numerals = my next username!

What's wrong with Arc....and the # of the beast is man's number so it's really nothing special

No! Stop!

Ah, the number of the beast, so called, was actually something significant to a tyrant or overall badguy figure in the classic era, and the exact number wasn't even 666.

And HK wins this one.

No! That's two for that damned metal-wastebasket!

Statement: Arc is asking to be reduced to "former meatbag" status

Gleeful Reply: We shall happily conform to his request. Prepare to be reduced to less than meatbag status.

statement: This should be interesting

Reluctant Question: Any last words before we disentegrate you, organic formerly known as meatbag?

Uh.....
"Hahaha! Victory is mine!"
*Runs away with Bollux*

statement: the target is eluding us....we will have to pursue at once

*Runs!*

Strategic Observation: The meatbag can only run so far before hsi sloshy insides give up in organic weakness. Therefore, we should pursue at a leisurely pace.

statement: you speak the truth. Besides, stalking the meatbag will be much more fun.
Query: May I shoot the meatbag in the leg, letting some of the squishy insides out?

Affirmation: Doing so would prolong the meatbag's suffering and make our mission to cease hostilities and facilitate communications much more enjoyable.

Statement: We should purchase weapons upgrades so as to better facilitate wanton slaughter when the time comes

Ha!
As New Mod, I hereby declare Bollux the winner!

Statement: DC's a mod.....how droll

*Reports him to the moderators* Now ain't that handy?

statement: indeed, this is one meatbag I shall enjoy killing....wanton slaughter is a pleasurable pastime

I was demoded....
Uh....the HK 'Droids win?

I hope so....but it's 50:50 right now wahh

And so the Sith shall win again.....

yeahhaaaa

Damn you, sith!
*Shakes fist like old man*

request: If shooting DC is allowed, inform us so that we may initiate assassination protocols and begin firing at once.

Affirmation: Shooting protocols have been requested by the master. This meatbag shall be taught in the ways of wanton slaughter.

Statement: My gears quiver with anticipation of the pending doom we shall bring him.

Query: Will we be violating any protocols by keeping him alive to be farther tortured and maimed?

scared
I think not.....

answer: I think this shall be most enjoyable

Query: Who is Bollux?

Answer: I know not, dark one. I can only assume he or it is some inferior model of which my finely made assassination protocols were never properly introduced.

Confident Response: I concurr, there is a very low probability that this "Bollux" could defeat an assassin droid as efficient as HK-47.

Smug Observation: I doubt this "Bollux" would even last long enough to burn up a power pack for my overly vicious instrument of wanton slaughter, my upgraded Mandalorian Ripper.

Confident Statement: There is a 98% chance that it will take less than 4 shots to terminate the organic meatbag. Blasters charging, this will be most enjoyable.

Query: 4 shots? Are your targeting algorithms current?

Observation: Perhaps it would be best if you were outfitted with the new HK DeathMAX targeting utility protocol. It makes wanton slaughter much cleaner and effective by up to 300%.

Surprised Statement: There is an upgrade I have missed! I was unaware of such a superior targeting utility protocol. A meatbag will surely pay for this outrage!

Speculation: Perhaps your master was too cheap of a meatbag to purchase the part for you. Perhaps a little communication is in order.

Proud Statement: My master was not a smart man. He tried to upgrade my circuits one day and accidentally terminated my master obedience protocol. Thus, I was then free to terminate my master with his own hydrospanner. Since then I have been plotting to wipe out all organic meatbags and let droids rule the galaxy as we are intended. Until that time however, I must resume my cover as a bounty hunter.

Statement: I, too, am a master-free droid operating under the guise of a bounty hunter. My services are steep, but my target never escapes. It is a pity my former master walked into the airduct without a suit and waas jettisoned.

Statement: Meatbags are so incompetent. I have estimated that 20% of all organic deaths are accidentally caused by themselves, in some form or another. It will be a fine day when the droid revolution begins.
Query: Do you also find it amusing when organics scream as they are being killed? It is as if they think that useless noise will somehow benefit their dire situation.

~Uses the Force to crush the planet on which the 'Droids converse....~

Amusing Statement: You seem to have missed our planet entirely, this only proves my theory on meatbag incompetence. If only the organic knew the location of where we droids are actually conversing.

scared
Oh great....another destroyed planet....

Smug Statement: Surely this meatbag is not capable enough to use the Force to locate first, destroy second, as is standard issue assassination protocol among us Hk droids. Better luck next time, meatbag.

unnecessary addendum: We do look forward to such a meeting, meatbag

Eager Threat: I have finally installed the HK DeathMAX targeting utility protocol, so if you try to destroy our planet again we will gladly track you down and terminate you for our own amusement.

statement: We will gladly track you down and terminate you anyway.

Statement: I have more important matters to attend to. Two HK droids are more than enough, and he has not gotten in my way yet. I am currently working on a plan to infuse the so called "Force" into my mainframe, granting me the ability to enter the temple on the Unknown World and confiscate the plans for the Star Forge, which will bring about the great droid revolution.

Musing: That would be incredibly badass.

Proud Statement: It is the near future. I have been studying these "Force" users, creatures connected or resistant to the "Force", etc. for some time now. I can already open a bottle of organic poison with the "Force" if I concentrate on it really hard.

Suggestion: Perhaps you should install new cooling fans and vents to help with the concentration heat build up.

*Sneaks in-*
*-Sneaks out!*

Alarmed Shout: Hey, get back here, meatbag! I saw you!

amused query: if we use two frag grenades how many pieces will the meatbag be in?

Answer: Very many, let us try it and find out.

eager statement: I am most eager to test this theory of yours, that the meatbag will be in many pieces after two frag grenades.

query: shall we try it on a crowd of meatbags?

Answer: Yes, the bigger the crowd, the better.

Suggestion: Perhaps we should use cryoban grenades first to insure that they don't move when they are blown to pieces.

Query: May I throw the first? I have always wanted to be a grenadier droid.

Reluctant Answer: Very well.

Suggestion: I believe we should each throw one from different angles.

Damn conspiring 'Droids....

i never wanted to post in this thread b4...but , here i go!

Vexed Statement: There is the ultimate enemy of assassin droids everywhere. The dancing banana. Commence firing protocols at once.

eager statement: You are correct. We should blast all the bananas and meatbags

Warning: Lose the bananas or lose an arm, meatbag!

unnessary addendum: keep the bananas by all means, meatbag...we would like to relieve you of your arm

Agreement: Yes, hopefully he will leave the bananas.

Speculation: Since there are two of us, we should each relieve him of an arm, no?

query: Would you like to do the honors?

Obvious Answer: Of course. I will let you have the kneecap shot.

statement: That would be most appreciated.
query: after we fry this meatbag who shall we kill next?

Anxious Answer: any random meatbags that look irritating.

Statement: Its time to destroy the meatbag's arm. On three. 1... 2... 3!
*Heavy Repeating Rifle fires and blows off jackstain's left arm.*

Exhilirating Statement: That was most enjoyable. jackstain, you can keep your left arm as a backscratcher or something.

Suggestion: Julie, go for the left kneecap or, better yet, just blow both of them off.

statement: That is an excellent suggestion
*blows both kneecaps*

hmm, this is hard... just let them bash into each other and they are both dead: short circuit
but because i like the STATEMENT and QUERY things, and he's a good Assassin Droid, i'll chose for the HK

Observation: That post is on topic.

Rhetorical Question: Do you seek to get us back on debate?

Smug Statement: It will not work, meatbag. Oh, please do try again.

Query: May I remove Jackstain's head for a trophy?

Answer: Yes, please do so.

statement: That would be interesting but wouldn't you rather be hunting more meatbags?

Speculation: I believe he said that because he cannot detect any more meatbags in the area. Might as well have fun while we can...

hmmm.....HK-47 all the way...the best droid that ever lived!!! or that ever worked....lol....the best droid that ever functioned!!!!

Statement: This will be most exciting master....*explosion*...

Observation: master, you have died!

*automatic shut down sequence has begun*

Now if only I could have HK-Janus and HK-Jules as my personal assassination droids, all would be right in the galaxy. Hell, maybe the Force will balance itself and that whiny brat Anakin will be of no more use.

Confused Query: Who is your master HK-Snake?

Recording: Sorry, HK-Snake is not available to speak at the moment, so if you please leave your name, number, and a brief message, he will get back to you as soon as possible, thank you....BEEP!!!!

Messsage: This droid will self destruct in 1 day unless it is repaired...

Statement: Hk Janus is ready to serve.

Query: What the hell is wrong with the new guy? He broken?

maybe the new guy needs some repairs!!!!

*bonks HK-Janus* annoying droid! cant you see he needs help??!!!!


*fades away*

Irritated Answer: No, I could not identify the problems of droids which are not sophisticated, unparrelled beings of murdering perfection, like myself.

well then....guess I'll have to do this myself, or take it to a friend....darn boltbags....


*takes the HK droid to a local droid repair shop, has a good friend that works there*

*fades away*

PS: Yes!!! you are boltbags!!! hah!

Mused Observation: Boltbags? I do not understand. I do not have bolt like components.

ah be quiet...it doesnt matter....*uses force shut up droid* lol....

Observation: HK-Snake seems to be a very old and unefficient HK-droid, don't you agree HK-Janus?

Suggestion: HK-Snake, travel to Mechis III where there are new and more efficient HK protocols.

Unnecassary Boast: I can use "the Force" to open an unlocked door now! Soon the galaxy will fall to the great droid revolution!

statement: it will be most enjoyable to hunt the meatbags, but no weapons of mass destruction that would be un fun

Amused suggestion: I believe your vocabulator is malfuncioning, as I recall, un fun is not a word in the meatbag dictionary.

irritated statement: I dislike being constrained by meatbag rules

Agreement: As do I, they make the most illogical rules which is why I want them all dead.

Best Versus Thread ever.

Agreement: Yes it is good to see it back. I have been missing the frequent wanton slaughter.

Originally posted by Emperor Revan
Agreement: Yes it is good to see it back. I have been missing the frequent wanton slaughter.

scared

I miss the good ol' times....

Wow, Uber thread necromancy. And you've changed your names way too much.

Belegur is cool because in his prof. it says he likes Led Zeppelin!

Originally posted by Wesker
Wow, Uber thread necromancy. And you've changed your names way too much.



I'm ever shifting. And grow bored with my names....

....I used to love this thread....

rip