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This is the criteria KMC requires people to subject themselves to in order to become moderators on this forum. I was once a mod, so I copy/pasted this from the source. So, before you start nitpicking about how you or a friend deserves to be a mod, ask yourself this question, "Do I fit this criteria?"

1. In order to be a mod, you must prove you have volunteered 800 man hours of community service in your community.

2. You must currently be earning straight As in school, or have at least earned your Masters Degree or equivalent, depending on what country you are from.

3. You must write and in-depth 10,000 word essay on why you should be a moderator, and how you being a mod will improve society as a whole.

4. You must provide KMC Institute with a copy of your passport, drivers license if applicable, fingerprints, most current photo of yourself, retina scan, and three handwritten recommendations from four attorneys at law.

5. You must be able to swim the distance of 17 kilometers across any natural body of salt or fresh water.


So, folks, if you can't meet this criteria, stop wasting everyone's time in believing that you are worthy of modship. And don't cheat on the swim test, that's how I lost my modship.






















The views expressed by forum member The Tired Hiker are not necessarily the views KMC Forums condones or agrees with. No moderator or member of the KMC Community is responsible for any severe threat or action taken against KMC by any court of law.

you never did any of that when you became a mod...

How dare you make those accusations!

what you gonna do ban me? you no longer have the power!!!





























































im sorry... can we still be friends?

I can do option 5 over a 6 day period.

Yes, we can still be friends, and as far as the power goes . . . I never had 'ban priveleges' when I was a mod.

really?
i cant....
cause i dont know how to swim...

Yeah right, that means you would have to go six days without beer.

I only want to be a Molymod

because chemestry is fun droolio

http://saj.ds-navi.co.jp/~saj/aldrich/tech_ware/molecular_model/imgs/molymod.gif

omg how could a miss such a thing!!!

Sweetie, don't do it.

i hate chemistry cry

i cant help it dada its my destiny cry

destiny sounds bad....

i would love to be a mod

nup, means i can learn about Ion Bridging rock

it changes from GCSE?

means i will spin out more....

Cloves, you wouldn't REALLY kill Korri like you said on that one thread that got closed earlier, would you? I mean, that was all fun and games right???

Sorry, I'm just a little protective when it comes to my daughter, not that she can't defend herself, I mean, she's got metal spikes on all her bracelets after all, at least the ones I buy her.

I woulden't mind being a mod I have a lot of knowledge about the world of movies.

I'm sure Raz has more sensible criteria than those!

Unfortunately, knowledge of movies really doesn't matter around here. Just kidding.

no TTH is just adding another thread to his thread count...

yeah thats right he is bax how are u

im cool
you?

Yeah yeah yeah, I hear this all the time. "I have the most threads", yippy-yeeee! Seriously, the first time I found out I had the most threads was because someone started a thread about it. It took me like twenty minutes to find out how to even read my thread count. I could give a fat weener for how many threads I have started. The truth is, I start these threads to entertain one person only; myself. So, you goons better back off or I might start making USELESS threads.

im sorry...
but how do you make so many non useless threads?

cry and not me?

Oh yeah, and Clovie!

You have to ask?? I have a highly skilled team of writers, gosh!!!

kisses thank you.

a solo team of highly skilled writers?
hmm.... wonder what i did with mine...

Damn tootin' I could, I've gone 11 days already without beer, admittedly my Rum intake has increased a fair bit.

Fair enough.

i guess the word beer should be exchanged with alcohol

Hmmm I guess,

i'm fine bax

thats good

Dude, I was there timing him when he swam the Chesapeake bay yes

But remember?? We stopped at that island bar and I never finished the swim. KMC Institute found out about this when they secretly read your travel log. But hey, those Yeagermeister girls were worth it!

Man you were out of it that night Do you even remember the penguin?

i wouldn't mind being one, but i changed my mind now

I'm still sore from that one.

its not funny hiker

why are you laughing, you made all that up

I havent regained feeling in my left arm yet But it was well worth it

Oh, I forgot you are the official judge of what is or is not funny.



Please don't make me explain, but it was funny.

Does your arm still have that funky smell?

fish...

so you did make it all up

No, its moved onto my chin now, I think it might be alive confused

smell?

Damn, sounds like Spider-Man's black costume that became Venom.

I have that comic

Sweeeeeeeet, me too!

I want to be a mod!Jumpysign24

Then follow the criteria posted by the Tired one.

Yes it is.

wtf? Random laugh1

You totally kicked ass on the swim test, lils.

Oh Dear.

She has the assistance of her 'Float-aids'.

True that, homie! Also, I heard her 10,000 word essay was legendary.

Daddy cry hug


Nobody camn kill El Korricle

Of course not, especially since I personally trained you all those slick fighting skills and how do disappear.

Yer ah know flirt1

And I know you'll NEVER forget the five point palm exploding heart technique. flirt1

Its all easy babeh pimp

Duheee?

And that criteria is only to become one forum mod, the criteria for becoming a global is...very very very high.

oh.

Where do I submit my essay/retina scan/etc?

Send it here: www.oldpeople.com

Then perhaps we could discuss this over dinner...

naughty

We shall we meet, my place, or yours?

Then after dinner, perhaps we could do a little 'modding' of our own naughty

Yeah baby, then we can play with some whip cream on our chests!tongue

Oh! You're so naughty and dirty. I like it! naughty

what if youve done all those thing but cant prove some of them...

That's no good. If you want to be a mod, you have to really impress the KMC Commission with your qualifications.

When you do all of them, they give you a fake website to send your information to

This is complete bullsh*t!
All I had to do was ask, and bug Raz!

I could be a good moderator I think. I like certain topics alot like Star Wars. I am really patient with others.

look at the flies divebomb for the sh*t!!!
its not gonna happen, dont waste your efforts^^

hysterical ARC is the new mod.............oh feck that funny...........Raz made a nutjob the new EP3 mod. hysterical hysterical

No comment. Don't especially like the thread, though...

I think JP's on her way to a Perm. Ban....

feel the wrath of thy nipple!