Want to be a Mod??? Here is the criteria.

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The Tired Hiker
This is the criteria KMC requires people to subject themselves to in order to become moderators on this forum. I was once a mod, so I copy/pasted this from the source. So, before you start nitpicking about how you or a friend deserves to be a mod, ask yourself this question, "Do I fit this criteria?"

1. In order to be a mod, you must prove you have volunteered 800 man hours of community service in your community.

2. You must currently be earning straight As in school, or have at least earned your Masters Degree or equivalent, depending on what country you are from.

3. You must write and in-depth 10,000 word essay on why you should be a moderator, and how you being a mod will improve society as a whole.

4. You must provide KMC Institute with a copy of your passport, drivers license if applicable, fingerprints, most current photo of yourself, retina scan, and three handwritten recommendations from four attorneys at law.

5. You must be able to swim the distance of 17 kilometers across any natural body of salt or fresh water.


So, folks, if you can't meet this criteria, stop wasting everyone's time in believing that you are worthy of modship. And don't cheat on the swim test, that's how I lost my modship. erm






















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BakaXero
you never did any of that when you became a mod...

The Tired Hiker
How dare you make those accusations! sad

BakaXero
what you gonna do ban me? you no longer have the power!!!





























































im sorry... can we still be friends?

Corran
I can do option 5 over a 6 day period.

The Tired Hiker
Yes, we can still be friends, and as far as the power goes . . . I never had 'ban priveleges' when I was a mod. stick out tongue

BakaXero
really?
i cant....
cause i dont know how to swim...

The Tired Hiker
Yeah right, that means you would have to go six days without beer. erm

Korri
I only want to be a Molymod confused

because chemestry is fun droolio

http://saj.ds-navi.co.jp/~saj/aldrich/tech_ware/molecular_model/imgs/molymod.gif

BakaXero
omg how could a miss such a thing!!!

The Tired Hiker
Sweetie, don't do it. sad

Clovie
i hate chemistry cry

Korri
i cant help it dada its my destiny cry

BakaXero
destiny sounds bad....

badboy2004
i would love to be a mod

Korri
nup, means i can learn about Ion Bridging rock

shaber
it changes from GCSE?

BakaXero
means i will spin out more....

The Tired Hiker
Cloves, you wouldn't REALLY kill Korri like you said on that one thread that got closed earlier, would you? I mean, that was all fun and games right???

Sorry, I'm just a little protective when it comes to my daughter, not that she can't defend herself, I mean, she's got metal spikes on all her bracelets after all, at least the ones I buy her. erm

kanis
alien I woulden't mind being a mod I have a lot of knowledge about the world of movies.

shaber
I'm sure Raz has more sensible criteria than those! laughing out loud

The Tired Hiker
Unfortunately, knowledge of movies really doesn't matter around here. laughing Just kidding. embarrasment

BakaXero
no TTH is just adding another thread to his thread count...

badboy2004
yeah thats right he is bax how are u

BakaXero
im cool
you?

The Tired Hiker
Yeah yeah yeah, I hear this all the time. "I have the most threads", yippy-yeeee! Seriously, the first time I found out I had the most threads was because someone started a thread about it. It took me like twenty minutes to find out how to even read my thread count. I could give a fat weener for how many threads I have started. The truth is, I start these threads to entertain one person only; myself. So, you goons better back off or I might start making USELESS threads. mad

BakaXero
im sorry...
but how do you make so many non useless threads? shifty

Clovie
cry and not me?

The Tired Hiker
Oh yeah, and Clovie!

The Tired Hiker
You have to ask?? I have a highly skilled team of writers, gosh!!! wink

Clovie
kisses thank you.

The Tired Hiker
happy

BakaXero
a solo team of highly skilled writers?
hmm.... wonder what i did with mine...

Corran
Damn tootin' I could, I've gone 11 days already without beer, admittedly my Rum intake has increased a fair bit.

The Tired Hiker
Fair enough. big grin laughing out loud

BakaXero
i guess the word beer should be exchanged with alcohol

Corran
Hmmm I guess,

badboy2004
i'm fine bax

BakaXero
thats good

SlipknoT
Dude, I was there timing him when he swam the Chesapeake bay yes

The Tired Hiker
But remember?? We stopped at that island bar and I never finished the swim. KMC Institute found out about this when they secretly read your travel log. But hey, those Yeagermeister girls were worth it! big grin

SlipknoT
Man you were out of it that night laughing out loud Do you even remember the penguin?

AvP
i wouldn't mind being one, but i changed my mind now

The Tired Hiker
embarrasment I'm still sore from that one.

The Tired Hiker
laughing

badboy2004
its not funny hiker

BakaXero
confused

AvP
why are you laughing, you made all that up

SlipknoT
I havent regained feeling in my left arm yet sad But it was well worth it

The Tired Hiker
Oh, I forgot you are the official judge of what is or is not funny. erm



Please don't make me explain, but it was funny. embarrasment

The Tired Hiker
Does your arm still have that funky smell? confused

BakaXero
fish...

AvP
so you did make it all up

SlipknoT
No, its moved onto my chin now, I think it might be alive confused

AvP
smell?

The Tired Hiker
Damn, sounds like Spider-Man's black costume that became Venom. erm

SlipknoT
laughing out loud I have that comic

The Tired Hiker
Sweeeeeeeet, me too! big grin

Jackie Malfoy
I want to be a mod!Jumpysign24

Corran
Then follow the criteria posted by the Tired one.

Tron
Yes it is.laughing out loud

lil bitchiness
wtf? Random laugh1

The Tired Hiker
You totally kicked ass on the swim test, lils. wink

hayden's minx
Oh Dear.

Corran
She has the assistance of her 'Float-aids'.

The Tired Hiker
True that, homie! Also, I heard her 10,000 word essay was legendary. yes

Korri
Daddy cry hug


Nobody camn kill El Korricle ninja

The Tired Hiker
Of course not, especially since I personally trained you all those slick fighting skills and how do disappear. smile

Korri
Yer ah know flirt1

The Tired Hiker
And I know you'll NEVER forget the five point palm exploding heart technique. flirt1

Korri
Its all easy babeh pimp

SlipknoT
Duheee?

DCLXVI
laughing

lil bitchiness
And that criteria is only to become one forum mod, the criteria for becoming a global is...very very very high.

Frosty Beverage
oh.

xeous
Where do I submit my essay/retina scan/etc?

The Tired Hiker
wink
Send it here: www.oldpeople.com

Then perhaps we could discuss this over dinner...

The Tired Hiker
naughty

We shall we meet, my place, or yours?

Then after dinner, perhaps we could do a little 'modding' of our own naughty

The Tired Hiker
Yeah baby, then we can play with some whip cream on our chests!tongue

Oh! You're so naughty and dirty. I like it! naughty

BakaXero
what if youve done all those thing but cant prove some of them...

The Tired Hiker
That's no good. If you want to be a mod, you have to really impress the KMC Commission with your qualifications. erm

xeous
When you do all of them, they give you a fake website to send your information to sad

DCLXVI
This is complete bullsh*t! stick out tongue
All I had to do was ask, and bug Raz!

speiderman
I could be a good moderator I think. I like certain topics alot like Star Wars. I am really patient with others.

Demarthl
look at the flies divebomb for the sh*t!!!
its not gonna happen, dont waste your efforts^^

Jedi Priestess
hysterical ARC is the new mod.............oh feck that funny...........Raz made a nutjob the new EP3 mod. hysterical hysterical

Captain REX
No comment. Don't especially like the thread, though... erm

DCLXVI
I think JP's on her way to a Perm. Ban....wink

Demarthl
feel the wrath of thy nipple!

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