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Last night i was w/ my girlfriend and we were alone so we got busy. so after an hour (of doing the do) she said she was "hungry" so i went out and got us some thing to eat. the food took an hour or 2 beacause they where busy. after i got the food i went back 2 my house and when i opened the door to my room there she was doing my older bro. so right after that i dumped her A** right there. so im so pissed right now and i need ur guys opinion. thanks

How's your relationship with your brother now?

ouch.........

he acts like nothing happened

J00R BR0TH3R 0WNZZ J00!!

huh?

god damit dude.....good thing i dont got an older bro

lucky u

i still feel sorry for u dude...

thanks beast

You got served mother******.

yeah

np. if i had an older bro who did that, i'd kick his ass there and then

You did the right thing man, what could you do? Wait till they finished and then offerend them the food? . She played you, you dumped her. As far as your bro goes, thats for you two to work out, if I was in your situation I honestly dont know what I would do except feel really hurt

thanks

Your older brother seems like a complete arshole, he's not me is he? I mean people cheat on each other but your own brother, that stinks. At least you got to do her first and he was just stirring your porridge.

he got sloopy seconds

thing is my ex forgot her thong and im still wondering to put it in my bros room or not

Does your bro have a gf?

I hope you physically harmed him...I sure would.

no

no

So what benefit would be gained from putting her thong in his room?

my dad does room checks because he got caught for having weed in his room

And what would be wrong with finding a thong?

i can't decide who's bigger $#%$^ your ex or your bro

dad is uptight about sex

His bro, definately.

How old is your Bro?

If you want to be a complete ass, plant some drugs in his room.

I myself would just kick him in the nuts about 5 or 6 times and call us even.

5 or 6? Well which is it? If it's 5 and you do 6 then you are no longer even, if it's 6 and you do 5 then it's still not even.

i guess so

how could he?

20. my girl 16

If he had the thong in his room, I would replace it with soiled underpants.

Well the general rule is 5, but if I feel that one of those attempts didn't make solid contact I reserve the right to make it up with another attempt.

Then I don't think he would worry about the thong in his room, he's 20 afterall. Go for the kicking in the nuts option.

if u guys have more pm me im going for a while thanks to all

I see, good rule. Are there different levels of revenge for different things done, like if his brother had only got to 3rd base would that warrant 3 or 4, or 4 or 5?

I'm calling the cops.

i thought those kinda stories only existed in the stories columns of mens magazines.

i feel sorry for u, u have to share common genes with ur brother

Here are my guide lines

Going the whole distance = 5
3rd base = 4
2nd base = 3
1st base = 2

Just trying = 1

Now once again, on the multiple kick to the balls, if contact is not made or is compromised you have an extra shot in the bag (so to speak).

jerry

Excellent, do these rules apply for when I try it on with friends wives/gf's etc, or just my brother's?

whoa i feel soory for you like.

Whenever a man screws with his friend's or family's wives/girlfriends these rules apply. Now there are exceptions, but I take those on a case by case basis.

am i the only one who sees right through this attention whore's fake story

Yes.

You know you have know life when you go to a messege board posting about how your girlfriend is a *****.

does that mean u agree with me

You have one mess up girlfriend.Break up with her!JMno

When in doubt....suffocate his ass in his sleep!

And what you REALLY REALLY need to make sure you do is....stay away from her.

Girls, even ****ed up sluts, have consciences...after doing your brother, I'm sure hers must be eating her alive. She'll probably try to contact you to stay friends. Call her a **** and never talk to her again.

i'm sorry, poor you

What Linkalicious said.

u r all fools, he is playing you, he proberly isnt even 13

WHAT LINKALICIOUS SAID!

who isn't thirteen?

I would have murdered him with an axe

oh man @pple, that sucks dude...

thanks a1

Well the first thing id say is:
Yup you did the right thing there..

The second I would suggest:
Shouldn't you then call this "My EX-girlfriend is a ****"?

That's horrible!

woah wot a *****

this is one of the few instances where i condon kicking the guy in the balls.... its his brother so its okay to give him blue balls

that would of happend to me if I woudnt of satisfied My girlfriend BUT.....
WELL I GUESS THAT GIRLS ALWAYS WANT SOMETHING BETTER

THOES ****ING SLUTS

IF THAT EVER HAPPEND TO ME ILL KILL THAT *****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..........LOL or am I

I WOULD OF F**K*D HER IN THE A** BEFORE I WOULD DUMPED HER!

THAT SUCKS MAN

YOU SHOULD **** UP YOUR BROTHER YOU DON'T HAVE TO FIGHT CLEAN

so eng pin Why don't you try reasoning with ur

shut your ********* mouths alright don't suck on your face!

I would have killed them both.....Or just not have gone out for food!

after their dead i would throw their bodies into the RIVER and make it look like they got into a car accident that flipd over into the RIVER.

oh my god

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA

This is funny.

ooooooooooooooooookkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

what are you laughlin at pustachio

thanks all

keep strong

you should have taken a shit in your hand and threw it at both of them like a monkey at the zoo!

yeah dude swallow it down if i was you i would if gotten my dad and tear my bros a s s to oblivion but whats done id done right?

id-- is

hey dude what exactly happend when you got back he was making out with your bro is that it?

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Last night i was w/ my girlfriend and we were alone so we got busy. so after an hour (of doing the do) she said she was "hungry" so i went out and got us some thing to eat. the food took an hour or 2 beacause they where busy. after i got the food i went back 2 my house and when i opened the door to my room there she was doing my older bro. so right after that i dumped her A** right there. so im so pissed right now and i need ur guys opinion. thanks

I find that strangley amusing - although i know i shouldnt.

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Last night i was w/ my girlfriend and we were alone so we got busy. so after an hour (of doing the do) she said she was "hungry" so i went out and got us some thing to eat. the food took an hour or 2 beacause they where busy. after i got the food i went back 2 my house and when i opened the door to my room there she was doing my older bro. so right after that i dumped her A** right there. so im so pissed right now and i need ur guys opinion. thanks

It's good that you dumped her.....she's a stupid f*ck and she aint worth keeping...obviously...

I'm sure you can find someone better

and as for your bro...-.- jeez....that's a tough one....maybe in time you could forgive him, cuz he's your brother.....but f*ck, that is some messed up sh!t that he did.

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
20. my girl 16

Go for he illegally had sex with a minor.

where did you go get food that it took you a hour (or two) anyway?

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
I find that strangley amusing - although i know i shouldnt.

i have to admit i found it slightly amusing

it sounds like it should be on a comedy show.

does suck though sorry your girlfriend is a ***** dude

You should (And I know this is going to sound immature) tell your parents about what your brother did. It won't change what happend, but his ass will be so embaressed and ashamed that he probably would think twice before even letting his hand get ahold of that dick..

Yeah, good ol' mom and dad.

Originally posted by Spelljammer
You should (And I know this is going to sound immature) tell your parents about what your brother did. It won't change what happend, but his ass will be so embaressed and ashamed that he probably would think twice before even letting his hand get ahold of that dick.. !!!!

oh man, i can just see that too!!

MOMMY!!! MOMMY!!!!! *points at brother* Tommy had sex with my girlfriend bawling

man, I would so do my friends bro........

Originally posted by Backbone
ouch.........

Originally posted by La Vierge
man, I would so do my friends bro........

thats not saying to much for your self.


Englishpin@pple- Maybe your bro will get her knocked up and need to pay child support

tell ur parents about ur bro

Originally posted by Englishpin@pple
Last night i was w/ my girlfriend and we were alone so we got busy. so after an hour (of doing the do) she said she was "hungry" so i went out and got us some thing to eat. the food took an hour or 2 beacause they where busy. after i got the food i went back 2 my house and when i opened the door to my room there she was doing my older bro. so right after that i dumped her A** right there. so im so pissed right now and i need ur guys opinion. thanks
eek OMFG that is so horrible!!!