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This is an official notice to my KMC family that Ive been blessed with. After much thought and soul searching, Ive come to realize Im unsuitable to be a mother, sister, Aunt, ect...to the masses here at KMC that Ive acquired. Its not anyones fault as to why I choose to give up my title as:

a sister to da Moose as well as co-parent to Jackie Malfoy
a wife to Corran whom I shared with several other beautiful ladies
a co-parent with The Tired Hiker of Arcane
mom to Jackie Malfoy, Wolflet, Arcane, Puddin (as it seems she has been adopted into being Jackies sister), Dev...

I dont know if I got that much right so farermm

I know Im forgetting so many more....due to an unfortunate accident I had slipping on a banana peel and hitting my head , Ive not been able to recall all who Im even related to anymore, Therefore cant be for you what I should be.

My loving and faithful companion Baylin whos always been with me, will therefore remain by me.

Its not my intention to hurt anyone and I do not wish to make you feel unloved. I certainly love you all groupand only want whats best for you. With that I step back from all said titles and any others Ive acquired but have forgotten whilst playing 'house'.

If however you should struggled to grasp this concept and continue to associate my being your KMC relative I shall hunt you down and slaughter you like the rabid animals you are ranting and be forced into a life of hiding. disguise2

shellie...

Alex...

and it is why i'm NOT into relationships



i have no point.

I leave the OTF for a few days to wage war in the Comic Versus Forum and the whole place has gone to hell.

-AC

crybabyI do'nt have a mother anymore.JM

It's allright by me Shells, I was kinda grossed out that you were my sister, yet we had a child together.

awww...sweetie sorry but it must be this way hug

thanks for understanding and helping me sweetness kisses

damn right, how dare you leave when we needed you most!




you are very wise indeed

its alright sweetie, have a drink and relax pepsi

Well inleast I still have a father.JMgirlmoose

huh

Yup Yup...but if you keep flashing that hot moosey chick, then i may have to divorce you too... droolio

thanks babes for the quote

I can't even remember how I was related to you anyway...

Sure thing bro.

I'm not getting divorced

can i be the divorce lawer?
*imagines*
my client demands 50% of everything you have moose! you should have signed a prenump!

*reality*

ill make sure everything is fair BWAHAHAHAHAHA

mmmm...

thanks sweetie but ill not be needing a lawyer...

got things under control here

oh they pulled an MJ and a kobe, they settled out of court

Woo-hoo that was the easiest divorce ever

We can still be friends can't we - hell I;ll even let you vet my future wives

friends but....whats vet mean?

Thankfully Mooseport and I were never related.

Although I do have Canadian family.

-AC

You get to check their compatability and worthiness

oh ok , til will be my pleasure sexy

or you get to put them down when he's finished with them...

Most of them do that themselves

ok