Captain Britain VS. Big Barda Battle for Britain

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Sentry
This Big Barda before she left Apokolips. They battle for Britain. Barda's the invading force.

Here's Captan Britain's stats:

Who wins? Oh Barda can lift more than 50 tons. It's like 75 or 80 tons.

Draco69
Big Barda. More experience. Much more ruthless. And her Mother Box can heal any wound as well as create forcefields. Her Boom-Tube could just teleport Cap. Brit. to the pits of Apok.

Scoobless
but if britain's sword can remake the cosmos surely that would only be a minor setback, it sounds like he can do anything with it...... even chop stuff up!

Sentry
She probaly wouldn't teleport him away, since she likes to fight. Whoever lands the first blow either with Excalibur or the Mega Rod, will probaly win. Captain will probaly run her through.

Scoobless
he's British.................OF COURSE HE'LL WIN!

Draco69
The Mega Rod is extremely powerful. It can create 2 tons of pressure per square inch. The Mother Box can tap into a limitless energy supply called the Source. It has vast telepathy, the ability to read opponents, generation of forcefields, and healing powers. It's like a mini-cosmic cube.

Scoobless
but the sword can do more than that............ plus it's a sword......... chop chop chop

war

Draco69
Sword? So what? Captain Britain has limited experience. Big Barda was trained by Darkseid himself since birth. Any sword swing that Cap Britain makes can be dodged, deflected or buffered by the Mother Box's forcefield.

Khellendros
Big BREEDA?!?
rolling on floor laughing laughing out loud laughing Man, Barda should lose just for haivng a mother with such a retarded name.

Draco69
Yeah her name is kinda dumb. I have no idea what the word "Barda" is supposed to mean.

Sometimes I catch myself thinking " Big Breasts" or something. She needs a better codename.

Fanboy
I think Barda would win due to her ruthless army of evil things. But why the f--- would she want to take over Britian?

Draco69
Uh...for free Harry Potter books? JK. Rowling would be her slave!

Scoobless
Originally posted by Fanboy
I think Barda would win due to her ruthless army of evil things. But why the f--- would she want to take over Britian?

because there are too many damn Americans on Apokolips.......... lol .............. "bloody colonials"


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jk cheers


war

Scoobless
damn these smilies........... they don't seem to be moving like they do in the selection screen........... miffed

Zahit
Tally-ho!!!!!
Captain Britain gives Big Bardy a right proper beat down.
Of course, he'll have her over for some earl grey tea and crumpets.
Then he'll just plain shag the strumpet proper.
God Save The Queen.

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Sentry
LOL. laughing

Scoobless
Originally posted by Zahit
Tally-ho!!!!!
Captain Britain gives Big Bardy a right proper beat down.
Of course, he'll have her over for some earl grey tea and crumpets.
Then he'll just plain shag the strumpet proper.
God Save The Queen.

http://www.x-mencharacters.com/images/CapBrit.gif

on behalf of my nation (Scotland.........and to a lesser extent Great Britain) i'd just like to say F**K THE QUEEN! .............. not to offend anyone, of course

Zahit
HERE HERE.....

God save the queen - She aint no human being
There is no future - In England's dreaming

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Here's to you there in Scotland....ya best be wearin' ya kilt, boy!
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