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ive already said this, but whats white and falls out of a tree?






a fridge!

also....why did the monkey fall outa tha tree????





















because he was dead. why did the baby fall outta tha tree???





















b/cause he was stapled to the monkey i dont know why i find that one funny, but i luv it!

How do you make a dog drink?




Put it in a liquidizer.....

dont get that. but, haha!

Umm that would making a drink from a dog - liquidize it, pour into a glass, enjoy....


Oh nevermind

Where am i on your sig.

yeah, if i dont get a joke, dont try explain, it took me up to year 7 to get that 'a guy walked into a bar and said ouch' hehe, i laugh at that coz i can remember how stupid i felt when i didnt get it!

who r u talkin to?

what is 2 +1, 4

himself

Old golfers never die.........they just lose their balls.

I was talking to you iluvpippin

LL

Old chemists never die.......they just fail to react.

hold on glen ill add u (it was caus id neva talkd to u!)

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?





So they can hide in cherry trees.






Have you ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree?






Guess painting their toe nails really works then.

don't you get it JKozzy

I get it, I'm just messing w/u