My pussy's from Russia
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shellie
Can you translate for me? I cant understand a damn thing he is saying. Vladimir says...."Meow..." Then curls around my ankles....what could he mean?
King Burger
He's saying "I will bury you, capitalist *****!".
It's true!
Morning_Glory
i hate it when people make threads that have titles like this,,,attentionwhore
¤Freak-N-Lost¤
This is a complete waste of space
¤Freak-N-Lost¤
^ Yeah wat she said
Morning_Glory
I seriously hate threads that are like this...that have these sexual hidden titles..
¤Freak-N-Lost¤
Trying to grab peeps attention
Morning_Glory
it is time for this smilie --> harp
¤Freak-N-Lost¤
Aww....we gotta add that 1 to LBL
Morning_Glory
o I know... I forgot about it-- we also need to add this one ...---> chair
King Burger
All this complaining about what a stupid thread this is...
yet you two keep posting in it?
Don't like it, ignore it.
¤Freak-N-Lost¤
Nah...more fun complaining
Capt_Fantastic
It means, from Russia...with Love.
The thread title can mean "I want attention" all it was intended to. But, that's the point of this forum, I thought.
Morning_Glory
but I want to make my point.. so now I did..
¤Freak-N-Lost¤
^ Wat she said
Baylin
Originally posted by Morning_Glory
but I want to make my point.. so now I did..
Well said! There's not many can make a pointless point as well as that...
Oh and I'm sorry shellie Russian cat isn't part of my vocabulary you try asking Kosta...
Morning_Glory
thank you...
Jaxx
i know cat! sometimes he does it for affection...(of food) Go with food..
eleveninches
Can you please post a pic of your pussy?
Kosta
Originally posted by shellie
Can you translate for me? I cant understand a damn thing he is saying. Vladimir says...."Meow..." Then curls around my ankles....what could he mean?
This is one of those instances whn someone says something really short in a foregn language but it really turns out to be a long phrase. I will translate.
"Supercalafragulistic expialadocious! Comrade! where do you keep the kitty-vodka-kat?"
shellie
Originally posted by eleveninches
Can you please post a pic of your pussy? as soon as i can, i will.
Jaxx
Originally posted by Kosta
This is one of those instances whn someone says something really short in a foregn language but it really turns out to be a long phrase. I will translate.
"Supercalafragulistic expialadocious! Comrade! where do you keep the kitty-vodka-kat?"
kostaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
shellie
Originally posted by Kosta
This is one of those instances whn someone says something really short in a foregn language but it really turns out to be a long phrase. I will translate.
"Supercalafragulistic expialadocious! Comrade! where do you keep the kitty-vodka-kat?"
omg....
wait, im fresh out of vodka, will tequila or rum be ok?
and this is what kind he is
http://www.pnc.com.au/~siblu/russian.html
Lazerus
meow means......................
wait what is his tone of meow?
Kosta
Tequilla is a cactus vodka, so you can try, but dont complain when the calws come out
Jackie Malfoy
He is just saying that he loves you!JMbluekitty
Lazerus
Maybe not. it depends on his tone of meow.
He could be saying........
" i'm only around your legs because i want better food you stupid american b#### "
Or
" i work hard, i bring the Meow Mix home, can't you stroke me please? "
shellie
Originally posted by Lazerus
meow means......................
wait what is his tone of meow? very soft tone
almost sweet sounding.Originally posted by eleveninches
Thank you. thank you thank you.
Originally posted by Kosta
Tequilla is a cactus vodka, so you can try, but dont complain when the calws come out
i never knew that about tequila, just know its one of my favs,soon to be Vladimirs fav too
Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
He is just saying that he loves you!JMbluekitty
you post the cutest smilies
Jaxx
a russian blue...we had one called it silky....he meowed around my legs for food...
Lazerus
SEE shellie.............. i told you
shellie
Originally posted by Lazerus
SEE shellie.............. i told you indeed you did, thank you sweetie
eleveninches
how big is your pussy?
shellie
Originally posted by eleveninches
how big is your pussy? ive not had the chance to measure yet, bout the size of a football...with legs
Lazerus
well that has 2 many meanings
eleveninches
Originally posted by shellie
ive not had the chance to measure yet, bout the size of a football...with legs
Wow.
Shaggy2dope
lol wtf
kind of thread is this.
shellie
what do you think its about?
eleveninches
I want sure. But if it has 4 legs, well, I hope you were talking about your cat
shellie
Originally posted by eleveninches
I want sure. But if it has 4 legs, well, I hope you were talking about your cat i was indeed, did you see the link ?
eleveninches
no. i didnt.
And i thought you were gonna show me a pic.
Jaxx
well all russian blues look kinda the same....say hello to vladimere for me..
shellie
Originally posted by eleveninches
no. i didnt.
And i thought you were gonna show me a pic.
i said i would and i will, soon as i can get one.
but till then this is what Vladimir looks like...
http://www.pnc.com.au/~siblu/sercolourcorrected72dpi.jpg
Originally posted by Jaxx
well all russian blues look kinda the same....say hello to vladimere for me.. very similar but you can tell the differences...and will do sweetie
eleveninches
Ah, a lovely black fuzzy pussy.
shellie
my pussy is not black you silly goose
try looking again and see clearly its a grey color.
eleveninches
Oh. A grey pussy. It looks kind of black
Mainstream
that a nice pussy you got their shellie.
eleveninches
Its a really cute pussy. Can I play with it sometime
shellie
Originally posted by Mainstream
that a nice pussy you got their shellie. indeed he is
Originally posted by eleveninches
Its a really cute pussy. Can I play with it sometime i dunno bout that...im a lil selfish as to whom i let play with my pussy.
i dont know you well enough.
CherryPie
Is this thread necessary
shellie
Originally posted by CherryPie
Is this thread necessary you tell me Randi...is it?
CherryPie
no it isn't who cares what kind of pussy your is or from
shellie
Originally posted by CherryPie
no it isn't who cares what kind of pussy your is or from unlike certain others whom i will not name....i know where my pussy has been
CherryPie
don't be saying what you thinking?
cuz i ant no ho
Ultimatespider
Originally posted by shellie
Can you translate for me? I cant understand a damn thing he is saying. Vladimir says...."Meow..." Then curls around my ankles....what could he mean?
My old girlfriends pussy was from russia! I took a russian class to understand things she was moaningtwisted1
shellie
Originally posted by CherryPie
don't be saying what you thinking?
cuz i ant no ho i dont have to, you do enough of that on your own
CherryPie
but i am private i aiont telling shit where mine has been one man and one man only
shellie
Originally posted by CherryPie
but i am private i aiont telling shit where mine has been one man and one man only
why the hell would you be giving a man your pussy? shouldnt you take care of it yourself?
Captain REX
Originally posted by shellie
what do you think its about?
Pussies from Russia, surely. Those Communist kittens!
shellie
Originally posted by Captain REX
Pussies from Russia, surely. Those Communist kittens! indeed , glad someone around here other then myself and Bay know whats going on
oh and sarah and kosta too.
Captain REX
Indeed, people are such perverts these days!
They thought you were talking about...well...er...you know...that thing that guys don't have...
shellie
yeah...that thing...but surely it was not what i was going on about
Captain REX
I hope not, it would be terrible if they had eyes, teeth, and claws.
shellie
scarey even
Captain REX
I mean, who'd want to play with it if its going to rip your hands off?
Lana
Good god people need to learn to take a joke....
shellie
Originally posted by Lana
Good god people need to learn to take a joke.... indeed
The Tired Hiker
I couldn't agree more!
lil bitchiness
droolio preach it sistah!
The Tired Hiker
Yeah, you go girl!
RZA
homerHmm...from Russia with
droolio
Octopussy?
Eh?...Oh well....
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/6545/hellokty2hg.gif
Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by Shaggy2dope
lol wtf
kind of thread is this.
One of the funnier ones I've read in a while...
Capt_Fantastic
Originally posted by RZA
homerHmm...from Russia with
droolio
Octopussy?
Eh?...Oh well....
http://img187.exs.cx/img187/6545/hellokty2hg.gif
no no, Goldfinger....
shellie
Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
One of the funnier ones I've read in a while...
yeah...
wait...what are we laughing at? Originally posted by Capt_Fantastic
no no, Goldfinger.... no no, Vladimir
King Burger
Originally posted by shellie
vaginal?
dude...
tis not my fault certain members come in here making this thread something it is not...if they and you cant keep your mind out of the gutter because i say the word pussy...and you cant control those itchy typing fingers from posting then dont click on my thread!
Jeez, calm down.
Remember, I was the first (idiot) to respond to your thread.
A mistake obviously, posting on a thread of someone who take
a f***in' joke!
RZA
Originally posted by shellie
no no, Vladimir
Klitchko? boxing
Legoluv
I cant help but feel a little unsettled about the title of this thread
Baylin
Originally posted by Captain REX
Indeed, people are such perverts these days!
They thought you were talking about...well...er...you know...that thing that guys don't have...
speak for yourself Rex, I have one, the fact that it's part of someone else doesnt mean it's not mine...
shellie
Originally posted by King Burger
Jeez, calm down.
Remember, I was the first (idiot) to respond to your thread.
A mistake obviously, posting on a thread of someone who take
a f***in' joke! oh was i supposed to find that funny? my mistake...
delayed reaction
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shellie
Can you translate for me? I cant understand a damn thing he is saying. Vladimir says...."Meow..." Then curls around my ankles....what could he mean?
Don't worry, some of the best pussy comes from Russia. But, if it's curling around your ankles, you may want to get your pussy checked out.
Baylin
So how is Vlad the Impaler today?
shellie
Originally posted by Baylin
So how is Vlad the Impaler today? hes fine...he went missing though for most of the day and i could hear him meow once in a while but couldnt find him...well later in the evening we found him...he had gotten into the box that closes in my hot water heater...needless to say he was sooo happy to get out.
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shellie
hes fine...he went missing though for most of the day and i could hear him meow once in a while but couldnt find him...well later in the evening we found him...he had gotten into the box that closes in my hot water heater...needless to say he was sooo happy to get out.
OMG, Shelz!!! My ex had a cat named Vlad! I miss that cat more than I miss her.
shellie
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
OMG, Shelz!!! My ex had a cat named Vlad! I miss that cat more than I miss her.
awwww preston....hug
hes name is Vladimir but Vlad works too...my monsters cant say his name right...it comes out like bladdermir
Baylin
bladdermir!
thats just taking the p*ss...
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shellie
awwww preston....hug
hes name is Vladimir but Vlad works too...my monsters cant say his name right...it comes out like bladdermir
Yeah, her cat was named Vladimir too! We called him Vlad or Vlad The Impaler and all that stuff.
shellie
Originally posted by Baylin
bladdermir!
thats just taking the p*ss...
you know it!
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, her cat was named Vladimir too! We called him Vlad or Vlad The Impaler and all that stuff. was he a Russian blue as well?
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shellie
you know it!
was he a Russian blue as well?
No, he was a Tabby? The gray kind, that's a Tabby, right?
shellie
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
No, he was a Tabby? The gray kind, that's a Tabby, right?
did he look anything like these?
http://www.pnc.com.au/~siblu/russian.html
The Tired Hiker
Yeah, but not as gray, he had more brown tones to him as well, but the same type of stripes.
shellie
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yeah, but not as gray, he had more brown tones to him as well, but the same type of stripes. oh ok, well he may be or may have been part. http://www.pnc.com.au/~siblu/photo.html second pic down is what my Vlad looks like.
The Tired Hiker
Very cool looking cats! I likie.
Baylin
I love all 3 of shellies cats!
They're all very beautiful!
shellie
Originally posted by Baylin
I love all 3 of shellies cats!
They're all very beautiful!
a man with a soft spot for pussys is so sweet!
Baylin
It's not a soft spot I have...
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shellie
a man with a soft spot for pussys is so sweet!
Oh boy.
shellie
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh boy.
shush
The Tired Hiker
Look, the Liger!
shellie
a liger! OMG....
wait...does the liger speak Russian too?
The Tired Hiker
It could, I just still can't get over how much it looks like your sig, well, granted your sig is a thousand time hotter than any liger.
A4E
My pussy is from russia, lovely title btw
shellie
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
It could, I just still can't get over how much it looks like your sig, well, granted your sig is a thousand time hotter than any liger.
thanks sweetie kisses
Originally posted by A4E
My pussy is from russia, lovely title btw
well he is
shellie
thank you, he is beautiful.
Beast_Within
Originally posted by shellie
thank you, he is beautiful.
np
RZA
I hope you're not one of those cat owners that lets their cats drive, those are the worse....Can anyone say Road Rage?.....
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/823/drivingkitty2xf.gif
Beast_Within
Originally posted by RZA
I hope you're not one of those cat owners that lets their cats drive, those are the worse....Can anyone say Road Rage?.....
http://img219.exs.cx/img219/823/drivingkitty2xf.gif
shellie
thats great
Baylin
Pussy with attitude!
The Tired Hiker
There is nothing more impressive than a pussy that can drive.
Baylin
totally! you get to drink all night and then the pussy takes you home for a bit of stuff!
The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by Baylin
totally! you get to drink all night and then the pussy takes you home for a bit of stuff!
Yeah, and then the pussy parks the car in the garage, if you catch my drift. naughty
eleveninches
What is the russian word for pussy?
Captain REX
Can't spell it here...boards don't support Russian texts.
The Tired Hiker
Wierd. It looks different in preview that in actuality.
Captain REX
Methinks that that is just a scramble of special vowels and a Spanish Nya sound...
shaw1
its a very strange thread. "i m pussy from rusia"attracts sexual appetite. thats it.
Scythe
Who keeps bumping this stuff?!
JacopeX
Wow....you went from being flamed to being respected.
FoxMeister
Originally posted by shaw1
its a very strange thread. "i m pussy from rusia"attracts sexual appetite. thats it.
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