AliasNeo15,TOH WHERES MY FLAMING MOTHERS DAY PRESENT!

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Korri
ALIASNEO15, THE ONE HIMSELF??

I was so upset yesterday...all alone in Korriland on mothers day sad

I had to call your father because i was so lonely and he spent the whole of last night making it up to me (when i say that i mean he spent hours making me a bunch of flowers out of tissue paper...bless him he was never very creative)

oh well the damage is done now boys cry

I just hope you treat your father better on his special day. A good idea for a present is a new coat...he ruined his old one when he was rolling around in the mud with Agent Smith. (i always told you that trying to save humanity had its effect on the family finances)

im very upset.....no ice-cream for a year!

silver_tears
*licks ice cream cone* so ummm what's the punishment confused

Korri
there is a poll u, the ppl decide raver

WindDancer
"Take away all their toys forever"

What kind of toys? evil face

Korri
ill give Irene all their ice-cream

silver_tears
score abby drool

Korri
big grin



no im so depressed sad

Korri
IM STILL WAITING!

pixie1
put them across you knee and spank them yes

Cyclops
Korri...If I may get serious for a moment.

Why would you want a mothers day gift that is on Fire?

Korri
on fire?

Cyclops
The title of the thread, where is my Flaming Mothers Day Present

Korri
laughing.....blink dont get it

Cyclops
oh, wow!

Korri
im so unloved cry

Cyclops
I feel the same way (about myself, not about you)

Korri
ok can i adopt you?

Cyclops
What the f**k?

um.....

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um....

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.....o......kay.

Korri
kewl big grin

Cyclops
serenade



happy belated mothers day

Korri
thank you step-son cry you make your stepmother proud yes

Cyclops
well... anytime

Korri
wink

Cyclops
big grin

Korri
im glad i have one good son

pixie1
r u sure he good?

Korri
raver sure as hell

Korri
STILL NOTHING!

pixie1
you should concentrate all your love on your step son he loves you the most yes

Korri
i cant do that!

pixie1
then i think spanking is the only option

Clovie
*brings some solero ice* shifty evil face

Cyclops
I am the good son... just like Macully Culkin. big grin

The One Himself
sad Sorry mom...embarrasment....But it was Alias fault mad He took our money to buy FJ flowers...I'm really worried about him yes

Fallen Jedi
wait, i thought mother's day was in may. blink

Alias_Neo
OMG, im so sorry, i couldnt get on. Too busy with other more important thingslaughing out loudJK

I died and went to heaven that day

Fallen Jedi
um, actually, he was with me. shifty

Korri
well thats not very nice sad

if it wasnt for me he wouldnt be with you at all! i brought him into this world mad

Cyclops
Calm yourself, mumsy. There is no need to get loud, we are all friends here.

Take off your shoes, mumsy. I shall rub your feet

Korri
um.....im ok messed

Cyclops
*sniff*

okay...sad

Korri
cup of tea would be nice though smile

Cyclops
Any cream/milk or sugar? Of course no sugar for you; you are sweet enough.

Bag in or out? Lemon slice?

Korri
oooh cream please and bag out please. your a sweetheart i wish my other sons were like you *hint hint*

Cyclops
You are going to get me in a heep of trouble, mumsy. I think the others are going to kick me ass.

*brings mumsy her tea*

Korri
oh no i dont think so....if they do i will kick their ass.....not to mention what their father will do to them

Cyclops
Psst: Who is Father dear?

Korri
Neo yes

The One Himself
Korri and Neo's crazy adventure in Brazil> The result: me yes

Korri
woah isnt that an ion-electron half equasion? eek!

The One Himself
Maybe...blink

Korri
cool i thought so

Cyclops
They adopted me. big grin

Adleast I was out of that terrible Orphanage. Stupid people. Can you believe what a big deal they make when you ask for more Gruel?

Korri
yes you poor little thing mumsy is here


HEY YOUR MUTHER DOESNT GET A MENTION ON YOUR SIG!

big grin

Cyclops
Huh?

Korri
wink u little sneak

Cyclops
Sneak? Sneak? Smeogal no sneak...

Korri
aww where r my other children?

Cyclops
Je ne sais pas

Korri
aww he speaks french.....shame his mother doesnt embarrasment

The Force
hey i want in this little fiasco big grin

Korri
how? blink

The Force
hmmmm, don't know blink

Korri
big grin lol ok

The Force
sorry i haven't realy visited korriland either, i've been kinda busy erm

i g2g back to class

Korri
ok pay a visit later wink

Korri
not good its been nearly a week now sad

Cyclops
Il-ne-a pas tres malade, ma Mere. big grin

Je T'aime beaucoup!

Korri
mumsy doesnt speak french

Cyclops
TRANSLATION: It is not all that bad, my mumsy. I love you a lot.

Korri
happy aww

Cyclops
You have a son who can speak a many of languages. Proud of me, mumsy?

Korri
very proud of you! big grin

Cyclops
embarrasment

.... stop... you are embarassing me!

Korri
i wish my other sons looked after me sad

Cyclops
They just dont love you like I do

Look....

Korri=mumsy

Scott=me

me+mumsy = love

Korri
yes yes sweetie!

Cyclops
big grin

JKozzy
laughing out loud Rape them stick out tongue

Korri
now thats just sick!

Cyclops
I dont know if that will accomplish much... but it is an idea

JKozzy
yes

Korri
ill get Smiddy to do it yes

Cyclops
....ewwwww

Korri
no.....i am a good mother big grin

Korri
what about father's day? laughing

Korri
ANOTHER YEAR! mad

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