AliasNeo15,TOH WHERES MY FLAMING MOTHERS DAY PRESENT!
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Korri
ALIASNEO15, THE ONE HIMSELF??
I was so upset yesterday...all alone in Korriland on mothers day
I had to call your father because i was so lonely and he spent the whole of last night making it up to me (when i say that i mean he spent hours making me a bunch of flowers out of tissue paper...bless him he was never very creative)
oh well the damage is done now boys cry
I just hope you treat your father better on his special day. A good idea for a present is a new coat...he ruined his old one when he was rolling around in the mud with Agent Smith. (i always told you that trying to save humanity had its effect on the family finances)
im very upset.....no ice-cream for a year!
silver_tears
*licks ice cream cone* so ummm what's the punishment

Korri
there is a poll u, the ppl decide

WindDancer
"Take away all their toys forever"
What kind of toys?

Korri
ill give Irene all their ice-cream
silver_tears
score abby drool
Korri
no im so depressed

pixie1
put them across you knee and spank them

Cyclops
Korri...If I may get serious for a moment.
Why would you want a mothers day gift that is on Fire?
Cyclops
The title of the thread, where is my Flaming Mothers Day Present
Korri

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dont get it
Cyclops
I feel the same way (about myself, not about you)
Cyclops
um.....
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.....o......kay.
Korri
kewl

Cyclops
serenade
happy belated mothers day
Korri
thank you step-son cry you make your stepmother proud

Korri
im glad i have one good son
Korri

sure as hell
pixie1
you should concentrate all your love on your step son he loves you the most

pixie1
then i think spanking is the only option
Clovie
*brings some solero ice*

Cyclops
I am the good son... just like Macully Culkin.

The One Himself

Sorry mom...

....But it was Alias fault

He took our money to buy FJ flowers...I'm really worried about him

Fallen Jedi
wait, i thought mother's day was in may.

Alias_Neo
OMG, im so sorry, i couldnt get on. Too busy with other more important things

JK
I died and went to heaven that day
Fallen Jedi
um, actually, he was with me.

Korri
well thats not very nice
if it wasnt for me he wouldnt be with you at all! i brought him into this world

Cyclops
Calm yourself, mumsy. There is no need to get loud, we are all friends here.
Take off your shoes, mumsy. I shall rub your feet
Korri
um.....im ok

Cyclops
*sniff*
okay...

Korri
cup of tea would be nice though

Cyclops
Any cream/milk or sugar? Of course no sugar for you; you are sweet enough.
Bag in or out? Lemon slice?
Korri
oooh cream please and bag out please. your a sweetheart i wish my other sons were like you *hint hint*
Cyclops
You are going to get me in a heep of trouble, mumsy. I think the others are going to kick me ass.
*brings mumsy her tea*
Korri
oh no i dont think so....if they do i will kick their ass.....not to mention what their father will do to them
Cyclops
Psst: Who is Father dear?
Korri
Neo

The One Himself
Korri and Neo's crazy adventure in Brazil> The result: me

Korri
woah isnt that an ion-electron half equasion?

The One Himself
Maybe...

Korri

i thought so
Cyclops
They adopted me.
Adleast I was out of that terrible Orphanage. Stupid people. Can you believe what a big deal they make when you ask for more Gruel?
Korri

you poor little thing mumsy is here
HEY YOUR MUTHER DOESNT GET A MENTION ON YOUR SIG!

Korri

u little sneak
Cyclops
Sneak? Sneak? Smeogal no sneak...
Korri
aww where r my other children?
Korri
aww he speaks french.....shame his mother doesnt

The Force
hey i want in this little fiasco

Korri
how?

The Force
hmmmm, don't know

Korri

lol ok
The Force
sorry i haven't realy visited korriland either, i've been kinda busy
i g2g back to class
Korri
ok pay a visit later

Korri
not good its been nearly a week now

Cyclops
Il-ne-a pas tres malade, ma Mere.
Je T'aime beaucoup!
Korri
mumsy doesnt speak french
Cyclops
TRANSLATION: It is not all that bad, my mumsy. I love you a lot.
Korri

aww
Cyclops
You have a son who can speak a many of languages. Proud of me, mumsy?
Korri
very proud of you!

Cyclops
.... stop... you are embarassing me!
Korri
i wish my other sons looked after me

Cyclops
They just dont love you like I do
Look....
Korri=mumsy
Scott=me
me+mumsy =

Korri

yes sweetie!
JKozzy

Rape them

Korri
now thats just sick!
Cyclops
I dont know if that will accomplish much... but it is an idea
Korri
ill get Smiddy to do it

Korri
no.....i am a good mother

Korri
what about father's day?

Korri
ANOTHER YEAR!

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