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About two weeks ago I made a plot to stage my own death. I pm'd Quiet Hiker and told him to make a thread that I died in a head on collision in Gilroy, California. Quiet Hiker said he'd make the thread, but he has not yet. I stayed off the forums for TWO WHOLE DAYS in order to make it seem real, but he never came through. So, if you see a thread that says I died because of the above reason, it's all lies!!!!

Dude, you are weird.

Originally posted by dark1365
Dude, you are weird.

Yeah, so?

Whoever fakes their own death?

Me and Quiet Hiker?

It was rhetorical. Why in hell would you want to fake your own death?

Originally posted by dark1365
It was rhetorical. Why in hell would you want to fake your own death?

Just for some KMC kicks!

so, u aren't dead

Originally posted by dark1365
It was rhetorical. Why in hell would you want to fake your own death?

Because it would be funny and it would be a "tired hiker" moment where we all laugh and say "oh there goes that tired hiker again always giving us kicks and giggles"

that's so stupid

Yes...plus you can go to your funeral and laugh at all the dumbasses that cry......well actually you could just go to other peoples funerals.....hmmm I think I just got a neat idea

Originally posted by KidRock
Because it would be funny and it would be a "tired hiker" moment where we all laugh and say "oh there goes that tired hiker again always giving us kicks and giggles"

well, gotta go!!

Byeeeeeeeee!

shock

What if you did actually die. We won't believe you doh

ya like the boy who cried wolf

I don't want TH to die... cry

Then I'd go out with a bang!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Just for some KMC kicks!

Didn't you ALREADY do that, TH?

do i inherit the pad?

PARTY AT TIRED HIKERS... I MEAN, KORRI'S HOUSE

ho'k your a freak

Originally posted by Captain REX
Didn't you ALREADY do that, TH?

I don't remember. I pretty much don't remember anything I did in 2003/2004. Just colors and shapes.

Were you a stoner?

Originally posted by Korri
do i inherit the pad?

You mean the failed trashcan forum? Sure, it's yours!

Originally posted by Time Of Evil
Were you a stoner?

Could you rephrase the question?

Korri, you don't want that trashcan. It's filled with colors and shapes from TH's 2003/2004 experiences...

Were you high on drugs in 2003/2004!?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
You mean the failed trashcan forum? Sure, it's yours!

Im feckin rich!

just say u didnt inhale

Originally posted by Korri
Im feckin rich!

*does the 'Korri's Feckin Rich' dance*

Now we can bring Neo out of his cryogenic cell...

Originally posted by Time Of Evil
Were you high on drugs in 2003/2004!?

I didn't inhale.

Originally posted by Captain REX
*does the 'Korri's Feckin Rich' dance*

Now we can bring Neo out of his cryogenic cell...

baby making droolio

Originally posted by Korri
Im feckin rich!

Hollywood steals ideas from there all the time. Like once, I started a thread about lighting farts, the next day, I saw like three movies where people lit their farts. It's ridiculous.

Ok we will need a new security system then

Originally posted by Korri
baby making droolio

I'll get the camera!

ho'k flirt1

Originally posted by Korri
Ok we will need a new security system then

May I suggest a team of fem-bots?

And...rolling!

droolio im not saying anything

Originally posted by Captain REX
And...rolling!

Korri's Pad, take one, MARKER! *SNAP*

tThem Hollywood B&stards!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Korri's Pad, take one, MARKER! *SNAP*

*strolls in with a swagger*

pimp

ACTION!

what exactly do you want me to do?

CUT! Didn't you read the script? You're supposed to glomp Neo with fiery intensity, then tear off all your clothes when the ninjas attack, and blow them to pieces...

i dont think daddy would approve of me doing that on camera

You're feckin rich ( ), just bribe him into not watching it...

he is directing it

Originally posted by Captain REX
You're feckin rich ( ), just bribe him into not watching it...

Hey, this is my flesh and blood daughter you are talking about! Keep it PG-13, jeeez.

is hiker pretending to be Burt Reynolds the director

Originally posted by a1hsauce
is hiker pretending to be Burt Reynolds the director

Pretending??? sombrero2

I really dunno any more.

Im a little embarassed

im lost?

hmmm lol Burt Reynolds is soo awesome

I'm out of here before something explodes.

u mean boggie nights style, hiker?

whats going to explode?

tut ???

TTH's daughter is a s|ut cry

Originally posted by Korri
TTH's daughter is a s|ut cry

I thought my brain was going to explode and no daughter of mine is a s/ut!

Not even if she admits it herself?

Originally posted by Corran
Not even if she admits it herself?

I'm in denial.

isnt that a river in egypt

Originally posted by a1hsauce
isnt that a river in egypt

Totally!

Guys.

Originally posted by Korri
Guys.

cry daddy im sorry, for everything...

Originally posted by Korri
cry daddy im sorry, for everything...

You are forgiven!

cry no you should take me outside, give me a cold shower and force me to confess infront of my god...

RIP TTH rip

Originally posted by Korri
cry no you should take me outside, give me a cold shower and force me to confess infront of my god...

i'm not that kind of dad.

She should receive a good tongue lashing every now and then.

You should strip her of all her clothes, cover her in chocolate spread and then throw her out her to receive a good tongue lashing

When it comes to Korri only I will be doing any kind of tongue lashing droolio

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Me and Quiet Hiker?

Who is quiet Hiker?JM

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
When it comes to Korri only I will be doing any kind of tongue lashing droolio

that would be no pumishment though would it Milla? flirt1

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
When it comes to Korri only I will be doing any kind of tongue lashing droolio We should hold an arm-wrestling contest to see who gets the 'task'.

if Quiet Hiker posts that I died, it's a truth!

Originally posted by Corran
We should hold an arm-wrestling contest to see who gets the 'task'.

omfgi this isnt so bad after all

Originally posted by Korri
omfgi this isnt so bad after all what do you mean isn't do bad?

it was supposed to be a punishment

Originally posted by Korri
it was supposed to be a punishment But it would be, wouldn't it?

I guess it depends who wins the contest and has to 'punish' you - at this point I should warn everyone that I love chocolate and will do ANYTHING to win my share and everyone else's share if it.

I want Milla to win, no offense intended flirt1

Originally posted by Korri
I want Milla to win, no offense intended flirt1 I know Milla's weakness and how to put her off, she isn't anyone to be concerned about

But Milla is my babeh flirt1

So if she did it, then it would not be a punishment - Milla is therefore out of the contest.

cry No!!!

your a hoeface!! weep

Originally posted by Korri
cry No!!!

your a hoeface!! weep That may well be true - however it does not detract from the fact that this is supposed to be a punishment so any chance that you will enjoy the torture should be removed.

Im telling my Dad that your mistreating me then he will hit you with his penis lights!!

Penis lights! eek

We are merely trying to assist him with controlling hiw un-ruly daughter.

Im not un-ruly...it was all Rex's fault cry


thats no reason to take away my Milla, the one thing i find truly sexeh

My Daddy is a black belt in Karate, your going to die now.

I'm not scared of him, I can run wayyy faster than anyone that can beat me up.

better watch your feet incase i trip you

I can run AND jump I used to be a performing circus Tiger.

eek right....

hear me roar ROAR

oh right sorry my mistake doh

That's OK, you were never to know.

My daddy likes Tiger Meat

Your Daddy IS Tiger Meat.

You kill my dad you answer to me tongue

Originally posted by Korri
You kill my dad you answer to me tongue Yeah, I figured that, sounds good to me

......flirt1

Originally posted by Korri
But Milla is my babeh flirt1 flirt1 ignore Corran, you'll still get tongue lashing from me.

omfg im your amoeba for life flirt1

Hoeface???

*hides in a bush with a camera*

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
flirt1 ignore Corran, you'll still get tongue lashing from me. I bet you say that to ALL the girls & Boys

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
Who is quiet Hiker?JM

Dear Ms. Malfoy, Quiet Hiker is one of my best friends who lives up in Northern California. He's a really cool guy, and he posts here very rarely!

*turns camera on to record*

Originally posted by Corran
Your Daddy IS Tiger Meat.

I prefer to be known as Liger Meat.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I prefer to be known as Liger Meat.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I prefer to be known as Liger Meat.

Kill Corran he was being evil to me Father cry

Originally posted by Korri
Kill Corran he was being evil to me Father cry *watches, waiting for killin to start*

Originally posted by Korri
Kill Corran he was being evil to me Father cry

Corran, I am sticking my liger on you!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Corran, I am sticking my liger on you! *zooms in*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*zooms in*

Here comes the money shot! *the liger humps Corran's leg*

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Here comes the money shot! *the liger humps Corran's leg* *zooms in more*

this 'l go great on my website...

Originally posted by Corran
I bet you say that to ALL the girls & Boys Yeah! And I told it to everyone apart from you!

Daddy hold me in a comforting and fatherly way cry

Originally posted by Korri
Daddy hold me in a comforting and fatherly way cry *turns camera*

more action for my site.....this is great stuff...

Originally posted by Korri
Daddy hold me in a comforting and fatherly way cry

*holds Korri in a comforting and fatherly way* Hey, stop nibbling on my ear!

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*turns camera*

more action for my site.....this is great stuff...

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
*holds Korri in a comforting and fatherly way* Hey, stop nibbling on my ear!

cry thats pervy!!

Originally posted by Korri
cry thats pervy!!

You did it. I just posted it. Okay I have to go do stupid news photography now. Later.

Later dada! hug

Be good while I'm gone, Korz.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
*holds Korri in a comforting and fatherly way* Hey, stop nibbling on my ear! *zooms in*

omfg...this is great

baby will do i wont get involved in any naughty adult movies...

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah! And I told it to everyone apart from you! yeah, thanks.

Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Yeah! And I told it to everyone apart from you!

cry are youy cheating on me?

Originally posted by Korri
cry are youy cheating on me? Didn't you know, Milla's a Ho

LB?

She is My Hoe.... flirt1