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Finally, at long last, Gundy's brother will be joining the forum tonight. (Thats Kenny Rogers for those of you who remember the pic). I'm going over to their place for dinner tonight and dump some stuff off their computer and get him registered here. I don't know what named he has picked out but at least I've warned you ahead of time. And I'm not going to be the old one anymore ! He's 50 ! He's going to be the old guy !!!!!!

BWAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAAAAA

But he's a big SW fan and big into sci fi in general, I think you guys will like him. At least you better or I'll have to get my clown gun. Hehehe.

I think we should start a Fossil Forum for him.

I say we should start a "Smacking queeq" forum

Women only!

By Dim ! (All credit to Ush of course for my usage of that term)

Excellent idea !

*runs off to start smacking queeq thread*

fossil forum. Hehehe.

I'm making fun of the poor bastard and he isn't even registered to defend himself yet. Hehehe.

But he will be the new board Yoda.

as long as he doesent talk Star Trek and sings the Gambler

Why not? At least then we'll have someone to kill.

We have loads of guys to waste, Tex, Yers To, Lance Yers and that belgian dude Yerssot

Trust me, he can't sing. At all.

He's not the trekkie, thats my dad. *puts bag over head*

wow thats like 34 years older dan me!

You were spawned by a Trekkie????????????????

We must rethink this relationship. Unless you rework those genes of yours.

well not everyone can be brat pack

Err....the stork brought me.

put in the corck and after nine months comes the stork

And there I was on the doorstep !

ehh chimney?????

So how's the beak these days?

Hehehe.

Dad thinks he knows SW stuff, but after he saw TPM, he told me "that was neat seeing Luke as a little boy"



*puts bag back over head*

I think I need to take you far far away from your family to recover.

finti, I can't be killed. I have cat-like reflexes.

Looking forward to talking to your brother Gundy. He won't last here, we'll chase the poor bastard away.

unless we find a way to get you out first

But I love the little sponge guy !!!!

you can adopt him

I'm not going anywhere.

Calvin rules

So does Hobbes. He's the sensible one of the two.

what is the girls name again

Susie Derkins!

and the babysitter?

in Norway the girl is Mariann
and the babysitter is called Iseline

Rosalyn is the babysitter.

Mrs. Wormwood is the teacher.

Calvin is so THE MAN

yes, yes he is.

Meanwhile, back on topic............

Looking forward to meeting your big bro' Gundy

"oh ruby dont take your love to town" - Kenny

Well thanks Mech. He's a lot like me. Except for the anatomy of course.

if we don't know the name, we can welcome everyone as Gundarks brother who signs up between now and tomorrow

and then everyone who isnt gundark's brother will be scared away.
but they have more than that reason to be scared

yeah! mah is pure evil!!!!

Look forward to meeting your brother.
Glad he's doing much better!

You guys are the second family couple on the board. Although Ms. Mech hasn't been posting much

She doesn't get much chance at home but I know she pops on sometimes during the day. And Tex, it's Mrs.Mech. I don't want queeq thinking she's single, he's like a dog on heat!

you can always ask for an operation...

SNIP SNIP

Tex you have to get rid of that stupid Bjork crap before my brother gets here. I told him this is a respectable place !

*Tries force persuasion*

You do not need to waste me. You will worship the Lance

It's too late! He's already here!
Quick! Push Texas' sig away!

Tex, why do you gotta post those disturbing pictures, man? You know I can't sleep when you do that.

Everynight when I close my eyes all I see is Bjork...she gives me terrible nightmares.

And if you knock my sigs again I'm gonna have to fly to Dallas and beat your scrawny butt.

You better watch out now. And lock your doors when you go to sleep.

Eh, I'll just get him on his way to class.

Ouch! You're a dead man. Oh and Dim? I LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE your sigs.

*blushes*
Thank you queeqer..

Obviously Tex has forgotten that Dimmy made my sig which is of course, next to hers, the best one here.

*listens to Dim crank up the ToMacco slapping machine*

Hehehe.

I have the pain amplifier for the Tomacco slapping machine on order.

Dim is a MASTER in creating sigs!

Thats right. Everybody help Tex dig that hole bigger and bigger.

Oh you are sooooo dead.

Yes he is. Southern CA and Texas are not that far apart...

*gets binoculars out*

Oooooo.....look at that pretty ballistic missle.

scrawny butt, eh? now, that's a good name. Mr. Scrawny Butt.

I'll even carry the missile to Tex his doorstep!

No. Dim likes pushing the launch button too much.

Even better ... hehehe

Her own or is this a technical thing

I foresee a smacking in finti's future.

so very, very professionally made, tex!

Cut and Paste sure has improved over the years, am I right?

It sure has Lance, it sure has

NOOOOOOO!

I've been Bjorked!!!

*runs for the shower*

AAAAHHHHHHH !!!! I've been Bjorkified too !!!!!!

*runs around like crazy screaming, runs into wall, falls down*

thx to queeq for the board yoda certification i believe in the force

*gets up off floor*

oh my head....what happened ??? AHHHHHHHH !!! My brother is posting in here now !!!!

*runs around more like crazy, falls down stairs*

THUNK.

So THIS is what Xmas is like at your house

x mas at Gundys is a lot of running around falling down opening some presents more running(the turkey too). After the tukey, stuffing in hand falling down the stairs " oh help me lord, jesus help me lord I am falling down the stairs agian, please stuff the turkey while at it lord"

this is getting out of hand!
now there are three of them!...hmmm... change that... only two...

Nice to meet you Bankone

as perhaps i am misinformed about this crew texas has made a small error or two------ its Ban-One not BankOne---of course living in the lone star state also promts one to believe he is also a dallas cowboy fan such a pity.....plastic bag over head and run backward into wall..........

hmmm, that last one sounds something I would do

I'm not sure if Tex is really into sports..it's just more and more about BJORK BJORK BJORK...

no, a tree, like you said

Ugh!!
That is like soooo over-exaggerating Dim!

What, you mean in Finland ?

comunists

yayyy comunism!

fools

yayyy capitalism!!!!

interest rent

yayyy interest!!!

IT CAN BE BENEFICAL TO THOSE WITH THE MOST BLASTERS......IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT

yup...but what's with those capital letters?

no, I don't actually

Thats my hosehead brother. He doesn't know all caps means you are shouting.

WHAT? REALLY?
I DIDN'T KNEW THAT!
YOU HAVE TO TELL HIM THESE THINGS!

More Trekkie spawn??? And with capitals too????!!!

He likes Trek??

No, but his dad does.

*Bones, looking at body on alien planet*

"He's dead Jim."

Spock : "You get his tricorder, I'll get his wallet"

Thats like my dad's favorite line to whip out on ya.

"It's a Trekkie, Jim, but not as we know it."

Poor dad. He's lost in space.

One his other favs is imitating that little robot from the Buck Rogers series...um...Tweeky ? something like that.

bdbdbdbdbdbdbdbddbdbdb..go get em Buck !

*gives up on paper bag over head, looks around for clown gun*

OMG!!!!! The bidibidibidibibidibidi droid... AAAAAAAAAAAAARGHHHHH.....

It's truly a miracle I fell in love with you.

Hehehe.

The only thing worse than tweeky was the thing on Galactica....the monkey in the suit....what the hell was that. Muffit ?

Gundy I am sorry for getting mad at you...for cheating on queeq. lol


Queeq and gundy are the bombs

A-bombs?

queeq is nuclear, I am atomic. Lets get it right.

out with the old, in with the newcleus

newcleus ? Now thats phonics at work for you.

And considering the explosions Gundy and me are about to cause I better close this thread.