40's

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ToMacco
Hmm, methinks an alcohol thread should be opened.

Anyone ever bought a "40"? It's 40 ounces of beer in a big bottle. It's usually dirt cheap.

finti
and grows warm and dull on your ass

ToMacco
Yeah, but you can get drunk for like $4 dollars.

finti
you have to drink real fast to avoid it getting warm and dull so you get shitfaced allright

ToMacco
They arn't very tasty, anyway. It's like 8% al/vol. Yuck.

mechmoggy
Us Brits usually resort to the "supers" if you're skint and want to get shit-faced. Tennents Super is like syrup and Super Skol is just rank, they both certainly do the trick though.

Texas
Only ghetto people and bums buy 40s! roll eyes (sarcastic)

yerssot
say hello to ToMacco big grin

mah
so why haven't you bought it, tex?smile

Texas
Actually, I think 40s are banned from sale in some states.
Good! stick out tongue

LanceWindu
My brother-in-law has boughten me 40's before. The best you can get are Mickey's

ToMacco
In Wisconsin, they sell 40's at gas stations. No wonder I don't go to college anymore.

You go in to buy bread and milk. But the milk is right next to the liquor. Which one would you choose? smokin'

LanceWindu
That's how they sold 40's in Nevada. But what can you expect from a state known for debotchery, sex, booze, gambling, and drive-thru wedding chapels?

I'd choose the milk and the 40 if I had enough money.

finti
in weekdays milk
in the weekends anything but milk cool smokin'

Dim
I'd hate to have to resort to something like that to get drunk..thank God I'm a light weight laughing out loud

Thomas H
hehehe

Gundark
Its too much to drink at once. I only like regular bottles. NO CANS ! BLEEECK !!

mechmoggy

Gundark
Drinking is required when golfing here in PA. laughing out loud

finti
everyone needs to drink to play golf cause a more boring sport...........

LanceWindu
If anybody can truly say that they've been able to sit through an entire golf program on TV then please tell us now.

*Warm's up the newly revamped ToMacco Slapping Machine*

Gundark
That thing has been getting a hell of a workout lately. laughing out loud laughing out loud

Dim
Lance make sure to take it easy on my machine laughing out loud

ToMacco
Just keep it away from me, dammit. I've been good lately. rolling on floor laughing

I hate golf, unless I'm drinking.

finti
Golf is a sissy pansy sport

ToMacco
Adam Sandler: "Golf requires goofy pants and a fat ass."

finti
and dumbasses in the crowd

ToMacco
I don't understand how people can watch it on TV. Unless they wanna take a nap on the couch.

finti
I would have fallen a sleep right around " The PGA .......zzzzzzzzz

ToMacco
But what about Tiger Woods? He's fun to watch. roll eyes (sarcastic)

finti
I dont know always a sleep long before that

ToMacco
Actually, golf is a peaceful thing to put on the TV. It never gets loud and wakes you up.

finti
actually it is more like having the TV off

ToMacco
That pansy golf clap is actually a sedative.

finti
eeeehhhhh NO

ToMacco
The hell it's not. I know it numbs me into a stuper.

finti
soon golf on tv will get a prscription as sleeping pills, more like Castaway did

ToMacco
. . . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . . .Cast Away?

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finti
zzzzzzzzzz my friend got it on DVD and I had to have three atempts before I was able to finish it

ToMacco
Nice attention span, you moron stick out tongue wink

finti
For me it was a drag, real boring film

ToMacco
Look closer

finti
it will still be boring to me evn how close I look

ToMacco
Hanks gave a towering performace in the movie. He proves, once again, that he's one of the best actors in Holywood.

finti
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oh Hanks yeah, but Caszzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

yerssot
Hollywood Smollyhood!
They should name it Holywood again or even Hollyweed big grin

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