Originally posted by Red Superfly
Suspended by your neck I hope.
Seriously though, you are so cool. I mean, I always wanted to vandalise a bus, you know. Really f**k it up. But I realised that the bus was an inanimate object and not very threatening at all. It would be like beating up a small child. Or a baby. Or a bunny.
Maybe he accidently hit a baseball at the bus and they said he did it on purpose just because they were picked on when they were little kids
Cursing out the teacher, wow, that's hardcore. Seriously though, I wanted to do that, but then I realised that teachers are human beings who deserve respect because, you know, they are preparring you to get a job and get off welfare (there's a word you'll be using a lot when you get older).
Well, maybe the teacher was choking on a piece of jaw breaker candy and he yelled, "Damnit! You are going to fecking live, damnit!!!" I mean, he saved the teacher's life.
And giving a kid a black eye. Well, thats the icing on the cake. Looks like you performed 3 miracles today. You truly are a saint. Wow, I respect you. No seriously, I mean it's probably the first time you've given anyone anything, apart from abuse.
Well, I wouldn't be surprized if he was saving a kid from a structure fire and had to throw the kid out of a one story window in order to save the kid's life, because the flames were engulfing them and he had to act fast, the kid hitting his eye on a brick or something
A lot of people have a problem doing that sort of stuff, what with having all parts of their brain functioning and all.
Unless of course they do it on accident.
And if this is a joke - well done, I'm splitting my sides. No wait, I haven't finished.
I think he really did it, but he didn't mean to. He was in the wrong place at the wrong time, and Karma will catch up to those who punished him via an earthquake destroying their house, or killer bees.
