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Just as it sounds!
I'll start the play and anybody and just butt in and do anything they want!



For example...*Trips while going to stage* Someone else can say *Body slams Sat.*



You got it?



Okay, let's start!





*Draws the curtain hanging over the stage*

i'm sorry but What?

Read, steel, read!

*opening Monologue* "Good evening. And welcome to tonights representation of "Forgetful and the nut" We trust that your seated comfortably and ready for hours of confusion adn turmoil, sit tight... *lights dim, show starts*

*poops in bucket* on stage right

Now that ain't gonna be pretty!

~dances in~ I'm not quite sure why I'm dancing, but okay.......~dances some more~ stop, you damn feet!

Oh, man! Click on SaturnickFlamesX's sig! It's quite funny!

*tap dances*

*mutters* onetwothreefourfivesixseveneight

*Takes out a bucket of stone and smashed it against Soth's head*

*sits down behind the curtain, stage right, greatly disturbed...*

*eats a banana*

oh god, im alergic to banans!

what will happen now???

*audience gasps*

*Screams "Get a doctor!" from backstage*

*grabs a banana and eats it.*

*faints*

*audience claps*

*finds the guy we ran over* oh wait wrong set

*starts dancing to "lady marmalade" and doing the actions and everything*

*audience gasps*

*gasps too*

~staggers~ that works just as well as anything I suppose........~collapses~

stands in the middle of the stage looking at the madness unfold

lol, yeah i agree!

~lol, its a play you guys!~

*walks onto stage to stand next to Pixie*

*continues eating banana*

turn to SlayerChick1188 and asks her for a banana

*says, "hey, that was my banana, you moron! give it back!"*

*fights with slayer even though is allergic to bananas*

*audience cheers*

*pulls one out of back pocket and hands it to pixie*

*Here ya go *

*runs away from citadel *

thanx
stand there munching a banana watching the fight

*chases slayer with a nine-foot stick*

muah haha

*runs backstage, grabs a ten foot stick, chases citadel*

*ARGH!*

*screams in anguish*

*drops nine-foot stick and runs*

*laughs triumphantly and takes another banana out of back pocket*

*says, "oh god, not the banana!"*

*runs*

*huh?*

*eats banana*

lol.

*Pulls out another one, offers it to citadel*

the croud stars throwing frute and veg
a banana hits citadel in the eye

*Hey thats not nice, you guys!*

*Throws the banana out into the crowd*

hey *ouch*

that hurt!

*Trys to swim on stage*

*well ok then...*

*dodges some more fruit*

*Pulls out an umbrella*

*Holds breathe for 1 second*
*Touches nose*
*Opens mouth*
*Shuts mouth*
*Wiggles toes*
*Does a pushup*
"I give up!"
*Walks off stage....*

*hmm*

*Does a little "Singing in the Rain" dance number with the umbrella*

*Walks back on stage and grabs an apple that waz thrown at SlayerChick*
*Walks out*

*Continues little dance*

*Watches in amazment as SlayerChick hopps on one foot*

*slips and falls over a stray apple on the ground*

pics slayerchick up gets out an umbrella pits at piano and beging to play singing in the rain while slayerchick sing twiddling her umbrella

*Pick my Nose*

*you really need to get yourself a talent, Orlando*

I have lots of talents.....

*Does a Back HandSpring and RoundOff*

*Reads a Book to the Audience*

*claps, impressed*

*Well Done!*

*continues dancing*

*Has anyone noticed that this is more of a talent show than a play?*

Just soo you know Orlando Bloom03=Eclipse!

*lol i figured*

SlayerChick1188
oi your supposed to be singing!!!
*throws umbrella @ SlayerChick1188*

Ow! sorry

*sings* (sorry I forgot the word to singin in the rain)

it goes were sing in the rain just singing in the rain wot a wonderfull fealing im happy again lar lar lar le lar lar dum de dum dum
(ext)

*Does and few more Gymnastic moves*

*Speaks in French*

"Je commande un hamburger deluxe avec des frites et un lait frappe a la vanille! Les enfants aiment faire des promenades en motoneige, patiner, et jouer au hockey!

whenever i hear singing in the rain i think in A ClockWork Orange

Je commande un hamburger deluxe avec des frites!

*tru*


I'm singing in the rain
Just singing in the rain
What a glorious feeling
I'm happy again
I'm laughing at clouds
So dark up above
The sun's in my heart
And I'm ready for love

lol that is such a cool film(clock work orange)

Good for you....shall I speak more French for you? If you look up you see lots of it!

i want to be like Alex DeLarge ,without the raping , killing and hitting

OK......... weel i have to go bye!

please dont tell me you want his dress sence

why not?

omg have you seen it???

dude, clockwork orange... insane...

anyway, back to the play,

*sings "lady marmalade" again (its french)*

*wow... *

*stands on head eating an apple*

* Watches, amazed at the standing-on-head apple-eating*

*Ok, I'm getting sick of the fruit!*

*brings an awesome, kick-ass punk band out on stage*

band

*MOSH PIT!*

boxing Jumpy kicking robot taz toot

wallbash


wounded2


tomato


stretcher

hahahahahaha

I will no longer use words to describe the play!

youpi

scooter

Uhhh. Anybody here?

Meeeeeeee!! I don't know wut to do tho...

It's a play where you can do anything...

I knew that but thx anyway I'm just not creative today lol

Oh...
Sorry...

Whoa!
Nice avvy!

Time for a drama role...

Walks and stage and *goes silent* horse

^ that did not go like it was supposed to

*Watches with curiousity*

here we go...velho

angel *leaving thread*

*walks on stage and smiles at everyone*

Smiles back.

*continues to smile* people are starting to get a bit freaked out.

*Starts to get freaked out *

*walks on stage and freezes* (oh crap, what r my lines?)

Bonjur...Ca Va?

what does that mean??? i only no english!cry

ni raibh me ag ithe an caca! I swear! no2

Umm...Hi how are you? Thats what it means! Well I speak fluent french but I can't translate that well into english...

What the heck does that mean?

Parceque?

Sorry I spelt that wrong^

i sea

i have no idea either, sfx, wait i do no some spanish! como caca e mueta de!!! hahahaha beat that!

is maith lion caca milis! drool

What did that mean?

TO: sfx, it meant "eat shit and die"!

that's not very nice! fear

ranting

oh guys i thot it was funny!!! lighten up! pleaz! it wasnt toward any one i was just sayin it! be happy, dont worry!

disguise2 *dances* schmo

lol

You know, Smiling Sadly...
Your sig looks a lot like a member's avvy...
Who was it again...
...........................
Oh, yes...
It was Alvarado...
Check her avvy!
It's almost exactly the same as your sig!

really? who is alvarodo??? i havnt seen her anywheres! gah i swear i didnt steal it! dont accuse me of anything!!!! but i will look at hers and change mine if it makes u feel better!

Who's talkin' about me?

Holy!
They do look alike!

I'm not accusing!
They just look alike!
Nah...keep it!

fish

I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
I'm a cucumber
PLEASE DON"T TAKE ME TO THE PICKLE FARM!
YEAH!!
*dances off stage*

clap Bravo! clap

The light's are turned out, and out of nowhere we hear a high pitched, bloodcurdling laugh.The audience gasps in unison as the joker appears before them,his infamous grin spraed across his face.

*Sneaks up behind joker and wacks its head with a baseball bat*

*walks out on stage wearing a rabbit suit and holding a skull in one hand...

Akhem...

Alas, poor Elmer! I knew him, Daffy: a fellow
of infinite bloodlust, of most excellent stupidity: he hath
shot at my ass a thousand times; and now, how
abhorred in my imagination it is! my carrot (munch munch) hath lost its taste.
Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know
not how oft. Oh how you loved me when I dressed up as a lady rabbit.
Where be your shotgun now? your wabbit season signs? your hunters hat? your 'eh eh eh' laugh?, gone...gone...forever more.


*drags fluffy bunny feet off stage.

wow, now that is what i call a drama! lol

*walks bak on stage trying to remeber her lines, trips over a crack*