Post your favorite rejection lines

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Darth Jello
Sometimes people are so shallow and pathetic when they reject you that when you actually think of their reasoning, you have to laugh at how ludacris life is and he/she is. I'm bitter cause I just got what I estimate to be rejection number 530 from a girl. so i thought I'd post my faves (and i really have experience in the field).
I'll start with two doosies:

1. Me: Hey, I think your nice, do you want to get some coffee sometime?
girl: Sorry, I don't date k**es (racial epithet against Jews)!!!

2. Me: Hey, so are we still on for dinner?
girl: Sorry, I just realized that this will only compound the self-esteem issues that I just can't deal with right now.
Me: hmmm, well, you rejecting me outright without even getting to know me has further complicated my own self-esteem issues. Now that we know we have that in common, you wanna get some dinner?
girl: ""click""
(she ended up dating, and being impregnated by one of the lamest football playing dickwads in the school)

now, let's share, i'll eventually post more.

Darth Jello
oh, and yes, I do suffer from being a terminal smartass.

Drumdude1167
Me: Hey
Girl: AHHHH THE SEXYNESS IS TOO MUCH I CANT GO OUT WITH YOU BECAUSE EVERY OTHER GIRL WANTS YOU TOO

Drumdude1167
and thats when i know the tramp is telling me a lie

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Darth Jello

1. Me: Hey, I think your nice, do you want to get some coffee sometime?
girl: Sorry, I don't date k**es (racial epithet against Jews)!!!

no expression If i ever saw that one, id b!tch slap her upside head!

Da Moose
Scott, you're 24, I'm 87...there's just no way...

SaTsuJiN
Originally posted by Darth Jello
1. Me: Hey, I think your nice, do you want to get some coffee sometime?
girl: Sorry, I don't date k**es (racial epithet against Jews)!!!
lol.. what made you even bother to pursue the conversation further?...

One time I did ask a girl from taekwondo if she wanted to walk home together (I mean we lived on the same block.. so I didnt think she'd assume I was trying to get with her), so we can just talk about random nonsense I guess.. so I was like

Me : "Hey, sung hee.."
Her : ...?
Me : "Wanna walk home together? we live on the same block so I figured I'd ask"
Her : "Oh, I have to go to my mom's store, so I cant"
Me : ah, ok.. cya then

I guess I came across as creepy.. but I still think she coulda told me flat out instead of acting like she had to go somewhere..that was lame

Gisele
its not me its you

a1hsauce
sorry, but is ur dad available though

WindDancer
Me: Hi! What's your name?

Hot Babe at Comic Book Convention: To whom do I sign this poster?

Darth Jello
Girl:Hey, don't worry, it's my loss
Me: oh......Hey, wait a minute. That's the stupidest f*cking thing i've ever heard. First of all, it's my loss and second, if it's your loss, why the hell are you rejecting me. I guess this can't work out, stupidity is one of my biggest turnoffs.

Gisele
look at you...you don't take a shower...you smelly ass

lil bitchiness
Me: Why are you being such a ****ing bastard?!?!

Him: Thats just the way i am.

no expression

Lana
Milla, he's an ass...and you know that Kimmeh and I will kick his ass...

Ronny
Theres a phone number you can call and it says stuff like "This is not the number of the person you are trying to reach, he/she does not want to see you again because of (list random flaws here). If you are still listening, nothing could be worse then this. Well, laughing, thats worse HAHAHAHAAHAHA"

ninja heh, seriously, they played it on the radio last night.

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by Ronny
Theres a phone number you can call and it says stuff like "This is not the number of the person you are trying to reach, he/she does not want to see you again because of (list random flaws here). If you are still listening, nothing could be worse then this. Well, laughing, thats worse HAHAHAHAAHAHA"

ninja heh, seriously, they played it on the radio last night.

omg eek! that must be the purest form of evil

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Lana
Milla, he's an ass...and you know that Kimmeh and I will kick his ass...

Thanks Lana hug And I know Kimmeh and you guys are gonna kick my ass if I speak to him again, so i have no intention of doing so again zorro

Originally posted by Ronny
Theres a phone number you can call and it says stuff like "This is not the number of the person you are trying to reach, he/she does not want to see you again because of (list random flaws here). If you are still listening, nothing could be worse then this. Well, laughing, thats worse HAHAHAHAAHAHA"

ninja heh, seriously, they played it on the radio last night.
I shall ring up my voicemail and record that. Thanks for the idea thumbsup

Ronny
eek! i know!!! imagine getting that number after a date!!!

NyC-gUrL
imagine giving the guy that number after a date wink

Ronny
eek! That would be soooo mean

i didnt write it down cry curses

The Tired Hiker
Woman: Hey Hiker, thanks for the stain, now get out.

Me: Um, okay.

happy

shaber
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
imagine giving the guy that number after a date wink

Do I read date? droolio

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by Ronny
eek! That would be soooo mean

i didnt write it down cry curses



furious

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by shaber
Do I read date? droolio


call me flirt1

shaber
flirt1

shaber
I'm such an idiot that I forget to ask for contact details every time sad

Lana
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Thanks Lana hug And I know Kimmeh and you guys are gonna kick my ass if I speak to him again, so i have no intention of doing so again zorro


I shall ring up my voicemail and record that. Thanks for the idea thumbsup

Good girl...and that's hilarious laughing

lil bitchiness
Come on girls - rejection lines? droolio

I have few more flirt1

The Tired Hiker
Girl: You ruined my life! You bastard!

Me: So, can we still be friends?

no expression

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by shaber
I'm such an idiot that I forget to ask for contact details every time sad

ask ronny for my number flirt1



no wait nevermind, she forgot to write it down stick out tongue

shaber
I'm doing my best to come across as sane in order to impress flirt1

NyC-gUrL
*is impressed* no expression

Ronny
I smell a grudge Livvy poo eek stick out tongue

shaber
Did I blow it again? sad This often happens when I talk to a girl at length, she starts getting tense sad

NyC-gUrL
no grudges to be found here ronnykins stick out tongue

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by shaber
Did I blow it again? sad This often happens when I talk to a girl at length, she starts getting tense sad


Im not tense no2 nu-uh tense, me? no sirree bob whistle wink

Ronny
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
no grudges to be found here ronnykins stick out tongue tongue next time i hear the number, ill give it to you

all i know is the area code is 301 no expression

shaber
flirt1 I have some really expensive aftershave stored as an emergency ration you know? Liv?

The Tired Hiker
ME: *text messaging a woman I recently had a fling with* "Hey, you wanna have sex tonight?"

WOMAN: "Sorry, I'm dating someone now."

ME: "Oh, sorry. I hope this message didn't get you in trouble"

WOMAN: "No, worries. I'll do it for five hudred dollars."

ME: "Hah!"

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by Ronny
tongue next time i hear the number, ill give it to you

all i know is the area code is 301 no expression


thats down south right? no expression




Originally posted by shaber
flirt1 I have some really expensive aftershave stored as an emergency ration you know? Liv?


really? flirt1 what brand? droolio

shaber
Hmmm, can't remember, but I got it for Christmas and I'm sure I can find it again.

Or perhaps I have it on me! eek! want to search droolio

Darth Jello
they always reject you and end up with some abusive ******* for three years, assholes have all the fun. I guess that's why there are so many assholes born for every nice person.

lil bitchiness
Him: You're still in love with Lee, i dont think we should see each other anymore.
Me: No im not, and you know im not.
Him: Ok, well im still in love with Laura, so i dont think we should see each other anymore.

mad mother****er!

shaber
I had a list of humorous put downs for ugly or plain girls, but they are the last thing required right now sad

The Tired Hiker
ME: So, is it over between us?

HER: Yes, I'm tired of all the hiking! *bursts into tears and runs out*

sad That one hurt the most.

NyC-gUrL
Originally posted by shaber
Hmmm, can't remember, but I got it for Christmas and I'm sure I can find it again.

Or perhaps I have it on me! eek! want to search droolio

ooh wittyness flirt1 I likeee

Darth Jello
My point to in creating this thread, if you are mean to other people for the sake of being mean or to boost yourself esteem, or just because you feel above someone, you are what's wrong with the human race.

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Him: You're still in love with Lee, i dont think we should see each other anymore.
Me: No im not, and you know im not.
Him: Ok, well im still in love with Laura, so i dont think we should see each other anymore.

That's...........incredibly shitty.

-AC

shaber
I'm having trouble with my belt droolio nyc-gurl

Ronny
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
Him: You're still in love with Lee, i dont think we should see each other anymore.
Me: No im not, and you know im not.
Him: Ok, well im still in love with Laura, so i dont think we should see each other anymore.

mad mother****er! Son of a ***** messed god jesus.. you should of poped that ****er across his goddamn face

shaber
Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
ME: So, is it over between us?

HER: Yes, I'm tired of all the hiking! *bursts into tears and runs out*

sad That one hurt the most.

I once told a woman, not if I were drunk... though I was, so Ican't remember the outcome clearly...

Ronny
Originally posted by NyC-gUrL
thats down south right? no expression







no expression not sure

lil bitchiness
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
That's...........incredibly shitty.

-AC Yeah, i can pick them out well, cant i. Bah! Ass!Originally posted by Ronny
Son of a ***** messed god jesus.. you should of poped that ****er across his goddamn face I was paralized with anger to do anything, if i was more in control i would have cut off his penis then fed it to him. no expression

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by shaber
I once told a woman, not if I were drunk... though I was, so Ican't remember the outcome clearly...

Oooo, I'll have to use that one tonight! big grin

vaya_the_elf
me: What go to the movies with me
the guy: Let me see if this other girl wants to go somewhere with me first

The Tired Hiker
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
if i was more in control i would have cut off his penis then fed it to him. no expression

I hate when that happens. sad

shaber
Does it grow back again? sad

The Tired Hiker
Only if you sew it back on right away. erm

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by lil bitchiness
if i was more in control i would have cut off his penis then fed it to him. no expression

I have a new nickname for you wink.

Lil Mewes.

Some will get the joke.

-AC

The Tired Hiker
Or, Lorraine Bobbit.

Alpha Centauri
My one was fine smile.

-AC

shaber
Have I just been rejected? What am I doing wrong? confused

hodoggy
My favorite one that is said to me...

HIM: I think your hot and I would like to F#^K you....but I don't want to date you because you have a kid.

It always cracks me up when people are so shallow.

shaber
I like it when people say I am handsome but don't point out that I'm mad.

Myth
Person 1: "Would you like to see a movie?"

Person 2: "Would you like to go f*ck yourself?"

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