Paris Hilton NEW Album!

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SimplePlanChica
it totally rocks!

I didnt think she would be able to sing... But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!

Alpha Centauri
I swear you're asking for trouble.

-AC

SimplePlanChica
why do i have to only like what you like?

i can have my opinion and like what I want to like

go stay in your Metallica & Guns N Roses threads and I will stay where it is cool!

ciao

ZoooMbEE
omg i so want to get into her music

room #99
Paris ? new album ? The world is doomed.
sad

SimplePlanChica
Zooo you will LOVE it!

I love the song Screw!

room #99
screw her ass ?

ZoooMbEE
Originally posted by room #99
screw her ass ? so mature

SimplePlanChica
her music and lyrics are so - Feminists- great words for a new generation of young women

ZoooMbEE
cool

SimplePlanChica
i know.. Im so cool too

room #99
Does she write the lyrics ?

SimplePlanChica
yes...

ZoooMbEE
Originally posted by room #99
Does she write the lyrics ? yes she does

room #99
how do you know ?

Alpha Centauri
She's a great feminist isn't she?

I'm sure we all saw her educational video.

-AC

ZoooMbEE
cause she said so in an interview

ZoooMbEE
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
She's a great feminist isn't she?

I'm sure we all saw her educational video.

-AC your such a perve

SimplePlanChica
she is working hard to be on her own now... to get away from the hilton name and make a name for herself

I so admire that

room #99
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
She's a great feminist isn't she?

I'm sure we all saw her educational video.

-AC

laughing

SimplePlanChica
that video wasnt her fault! I feel so bad for her cry she got used

Alpha Centauri
She didn't get raped. She said "Hi!" to the camera.

"Used".

-AC

SimplePlanChica
Alpha stop PMing me love letters...

ok back on topic.,..

Paris and her new album

Alpha Centauri
Hahahaha, do I need to post the PM you just sent me and make you look like a complete and utter idiot?

-AC

ZoooMbEE
uhhh your such a jerk we're trying to talk about paris here shut up we dont want to know

SimplePlanChica
back on topic...

Paris Hilton's new Album!

room #99
is lame

ZoooMbEE
ok thats your opinion..anyway so yeah mel whats your favourite song

SimplePlanChica
Screw ...

SimplePlanChica
you know what else...

I know this should be in the movie forum...

but I saw the preview for House of Wax... and she is starring in that...that move looks sooo good - and scary!

ZoooMbEE
omg i hate scary movies..I cant watch them.So like does she sing the soundtrack to the movie

SimplePlanChica
I dont know? she totally should though

smittenkitten
"she is working hard to be on her own now... to get away from the hilton name and make a name for herself"

Oh my god, I don't know what's funnier - the notion of Paris Hilton working hard at anything, or the notion that she would 'get away' from the Hilton namesake and 'make a name for herself.' Her name has already been made, dumbass. She can't escape it.

I think I just pissed myself laughing.

-Smitten Kitten-

SimplePlanChica
blink glad.. to hear that you can only humor yourself...

smittenkitten

ZoooMbEE

SimplePlanChica
I hate serious people no expression

smittenkitten
Actually, it was webster.com...but if I didn't already know that 'humor' was being used incorrectly, how would I know to go there for the actual definition?

Moron. How old are you, 12?

-Smitten Kitten-

smittenkitten
I hate dumb people.

-Smitten Kitten-

SimplePlanChica
back on topic! once again!

Paris Hilton's album

ZoooMbEE
Originally posted by smittenkitten
I hate dumb people.

-Smitten Kitten- then you must hate looking at yourself..


anyway back to topic

smittenkitten
Oh god, was that clever. Again, how old are you? 12? Do you ever say anything remotely intelligent?

If you haven't noticed, it's only you two (which I suspect are the same person) who are interested in this topic...in which case, take it to IM and give us all a ****ing break. It's hard to so much stupidity in so few words.

-Smitten Kitten-

ZoooMbEE
you can suspect all you want thats like saying you an alpha are the same person the mods would know if we we're the same person duh!!

Anyway why the hell should we move this thread to pm's here's an idea dont like it dont come here !!!!!!!!!!

SimplePlanChica
maybe you should just leave us alone and let us talk in here

and if you read the topic and arent interested in it ,... then dont come in here

we are not the same person...blink why is everyone thinking that

ZoooMbEE
I think they find it shocking that two people can disagree with there opinions and are not worshipping them like everyone else.

smittenkitten
I could leave you alone, but you are too fun to bait. It's so easy. Sooo easy. Besides, no one cares about this but you...so I'm willing to bet that if you just shut up, this forum would be a lot happier. And a lot less asinine.

-Smitten Kitten-

SimplePlanChica
so ONCE AGAIN!

back on topic!
Paris Hilton's NEW Album!

smittenkitten
Oh, don't lie. You worship me. Nearly everyone does. If they don't, they're either comatose or an infant. I'm worldly, intelligent, and verbose. And I'm hella funny. Hella.

-Smitten Kitten-

ZoooMbEE
I'm sure you are after all i'm sure you see a joke in the mirror every morning.

now leave this thread so we can talk about paris

SimplePlanChica
you are not funny at all no expression

ok back to the topic!

smittenkitten
Look, if anyone is a joke, it is you - you are what everyone makes fun of. You're a fan of Avril Lavigne, Simple Plan, and Paris Hilton, and you think people are going to take you seriously? Are you nuts? Talk about the very dregs of today's music. When people talk about degenerates, they are talking about idiots like you who choose not to think and follow whatever MTV insists is cool. It's pathetic and sad. Think for yourself for once, if you are capable of such a thing. Please.

-Smitten Kitten-

SimplePlanChica
thank you for that pointless thought ... but guess what!! eek!

it is time to get back ON TOPIC!!!!!!!! eek!

smittenkitten
This is called the denial stage.

-Smitten Kitten-

ZoooMbEE
I think you'll find we are thinking for ourselves instead of following the rest of you.Why should we change our minds about what we like.All yuou haters are just a bunch of sheep who think your better then everyone else cause of the certain bands you listen to. Have you ever considered that we actually like this type of music not everyone is the same get over it and move on !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I wont change cause you tell me too

SimplePlanChica
no darling! eek! BACK ON TOPIC! eek!

PARIS HILTON's NEW ALBUM

smittenkitten
*snort* I'm not telling you to like what I like, I'm telling you not to be so influenced by the media. Dumbass.

I don't think I'm better than you...just a whole hell of a lot smarter. And probably funnier and cooler. And I probably jump higher and run faster, too. Sweat me.

-Smitten Kitten-

SimplePlanChica
please dont snort in this thread.,.. thats gross..and icky!

ok back on topic eek!

smittenkitten
Please, love, say something of substance and I'll try not to laugh at everything that comes out of you.

I really like that smily you're using. It's so cute, and a little sassy!

-Smitten Kitten-

jaden101
omg she is just like, ssoooOOOO cool...she just like...you know...keeps it real and omg ...that outfit...wow...omg ssssooooOOO OMG OMG

WOW
OMG
WOW

Victor Von Doom
Paris should stick to the medium she's good in.

Df02
u mean sleeping with random ppl and video-taping it?
or getting her phone hacked and all the photos and numbers on it posted on the internet?

or having an unusually shaped forehead?

Victor Von Doom
The former. Preferably with a professional crew next time.

Deathblow
Holy Christ you guys, layoff a little eek

Victor Von Doom
I'm genuinely requesting she do it. Wasn't sarcasm. Have a personal interest in this.

alic88
man i just cant imagine paris hilton singing and any1 buying the album

but i'll have to hear a song or two to judge her music

Afro Cheese
Personally I'm going to avoid hearing this as long as possible.

BackFire
"But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!"


I was blown away by her ORAL abilities in the video I saw.

Victor Von Doom
Just get her a waterproof mic.

tabby999
Originally posted by BackFire
"But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!"


I was blown away by her ORAL abilities in the video I saw.

yeah shes got some ability. and am i the only one who thinks its funny her talent involves her having a full mouth thus making it impossible to talk. gods way of saying "shut up you stupid b*tch"

hh?
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
She's a great feminist isn't she?

I'm sure we all saw her educational video.

-AC

i think we all saw that laughing

hh?
Originally posted by BackFire
"But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!"


I was blown away by her ORAL abilities in the video I saw.

laughing

Darth Revan
Ok, it's official, smittenkitten is now funnier than Alpha Centauri. Sorry, dude. erm

SlipknoT
I think she should spread her legs and stick to what shes best at.

stormfront13
i can't wait to hear her album- i heard she's been trying to make it for a long time and simpleplanchica how did you hear her music already??

DEFCON One
wow. "making it on her own you say"? she is spending money that she didn't earn and the only reason anybody cares about her is because of her "educational" video.

Also, i doubt she wrote all the music by herself

SlipknoT
She didnt write one song.

hh?
i wrote the songs for her (took 20 seconds)







for a price wink

laughing

Tptmanno1
lol,
She should quit attempting to be a musician, and go back to being what she is good at.
A whore...

SimplePlanChica
she is so inspirational to me...

SlipknoT
How? do you aspire to be prostitute when you grow up?

Morning_Glory
i hate paris-- she is dating some femine guy named Paris as well


so nasty! she looks like one of my barbie dolls that the dog chewed up!

SlipknoT
you...Still have barbies?

Morning_Glory
i think I meant to say a barbie from when I was a kiddy...embarrasment

SlipknoT
right wink

Morning_Glory
no expression

SlipknoT
what

smittenkitten
I told all y'all I was hella funny.

-Smitten Kitten-

BlackC@t
Originally posted by SimplePlanChica
she is working hard to be on her own now... to get away from the hilton name and make a name for herself

I so admire that

I do too, a little bit smile

Haven't heard her yet.

SimplePlanChica
I have! i love it all! it's so inspirational!

KillTheLight
no expression

Ignite
a paris hilton cd...
i really cant wait....

Morning_Glory
i like your font your sig^^

misha
Originally posted by SimplePlanChica
it totally rocks!

I didnt think she would be able to sing... But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!

paris hilton has an album? shocking
i dont think she'd be able to sing - i think she should be heard live before anyone judges on that messed there is such thing as special effects you know erm

Aini
......paris hilton......sings?........where has this world come to.....schrecklich...

eleveninches
Originally posted by SimplePlanChica
it totally rocks!

I didnt think she would be able to sing... But I was blown away with her vocal abilities!
laughing out loud

I cant stand her. She's just a lazy skanky HO!
She isnt even all that sexy. She's WAY overrated (just cos shes a s!ut)

room #99
yeah i dont know why people look at her like she is this hottie for me she is averge. she has a lame skinny body and a funny looking forehead. i guess your right people think she is hot just cuz she is sluty.

Victor Von Doom
Yep.

koolruningz
Originally posted by SimplePlanChica
I have! i love it all! it's so inspirational!

Whats so inspirational about it? She was born rich, never had to work for anything. Shows up at all the celebrity parties, gets a reputation thats not too flattering but well deserved. Then decides to use some of her "hard earned cash" to make her mark in TV and music. I cant say i'm inspired by her, quite the opposite to be honest but each to their own. roll eyes (sarcastic)

DCLXVI
stick out tongue
She sing's now? wacko
First Porn, then Mainstream TV, now Music....the movies are all that's left safe - for now! stick out tongue

BTW koolrunungz> I like that movie. stick out tongue

Alpha Centauri
She's doing a movie DCL, sadly.

-AC

DCLXVI
NOOO!
I no longer have an outlet....
She hasn't written a book, has she? stick out tongue

koolruningz
She would have to be able to write, or at least form coherent sentences. So in short you're safe.........for now.

DCLXVI
scared
Oh no!

koolruningz
Oh yes!

DCLXVI
*Ends life*
stick out tongue

sk8stuff09
i bet u she hires someone to write her music for her, and she has all these voice editings and voice overs in her music....if u see her live theres probably a high chance u will be dissapointed....ive never heard her sing, but it seems like one of those "born into the music/entertainment buisness" deal, where she is just getting a cd cuz of her connections.....

tabby999
sadly, she has written a book. the best discription of her writing a book is that her writing is like the pope having sex, your sure both of them have the general concept but doubt either would actually do it. but dont worry, her book is mainly just photos and stuff, its not as deep and meaningfull as you'd expect wink

koolruningz
Im sure the book is just as inspirational as her other work.

tabby999
it could be a book or it could be like her other work i.e a copy of hustler with her name on it

koolruningz
laughing

periera
I'm fearful of her new album. And the thing is, she's really not that cute at all. She has no body. And she has the same pose/smile for EVERY damn pic she takes. I really don't have anything against the girl, but she is extremely overrated. I did see a clip for some movie she was in, some National Lampoon movie about Sorority life (I think it's called "Pledge This!" but I'm not sure). She played the president of a sorority, and she actually wasn't that bad at it, although I'm sure it wasn't that much of a stretch for her to play a spoiled little rich girl.

And IMO, Smittenkitten really wasn't that funny. Not in this thread, anyway. Just seemed able to pick a fight with someone who is obviously much younger than she is.

Wolf Dog
Originally posted by smittenkitten
I hate dumb people.

-Smitten Kitten-
good one
laughing

Morning_Glory
O yea that's a classic comback no expression

smittenkitten
You're just mad because Oasis actually sucks, but you've yet to admit it to yourself.

-Smitten Kitten-

koolruningz
confused

PunisherFan33
paris is so hott but she cant sing

koolruningz
I think she looks like an Emu.

jaden101
i downloaded a torrent of hers hoping it would be the album...but it was something else entirely roll eyes (sarcastic) laughing

koolruningz
More entertaining than the album I wonder?

jaden101
most definitely...she is doing a "duet" with someone...and she is very vocal... stick out tongue

koolruningz
laughing out loud Nice one mate.

mouth
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Naughtygurl911
You guys are nothing but losers. Don't you haters have anything better to do than bag on Paris Hilton? You people are just jealous cuz she is everything you are not and something you"ll never be. stick out tongue

GCG
true ; if i had a pair of jugs, i would really appreciate them

tabby999
Originally posted by Naughtygurl911
You guys are nothing but losers. Don't you haters have anything better to do than bag on Paris Hilton? You people are just jealous cuz she is everything you are not and something you"ll never be. stick out tongue

yeah i wish i was a stupid, ugly, hated **** who is now about as popular as chastity belts. Matt Stone and Trey Parker got it right in south park when they said shes famous for being a stupid spoilt whore who has nothing to bring to the table but a low I.Q and home made porn

koolruningz
Originally posted by Naughtygurl911
You guys are nothing but losers. Don't you haters have anything better to do than bag on Paris Hilton? You people are just jealous cuz she is everything you are not and something you"ll never be. stick out tongue

You absolutely right. She's female, painfully thin, rich, blond, hasnt worked a day in her life and shes a wonderful human being. I'm none of these. big grin

GCG
whaddya mean she hasnt worked a day in her life ??

she poses for photographers !

tabby999
yeah and looks after that rat tinkerbell....what its a dog...you've got to be f*cking kidding me!

koolruningz
Sorry, i should have said done an honest days work in her life.

tabby999
better

MC Mike
What a ****. I hope she burns.

tabby999
her melting is more of a posiblity

KharmaDog
How f*cking disturbing is it that a few kids idolize Paris Hilton and see her as a fine example to pattern themselves after and feminist to boot?

This chick is a scraggy attention whore. She will do anything to get her name out there, whether it's having someone write a book in her name, lipsynch bad music, appearing in movies (we are laughing at you not with you paris) or sleep with any guy who remotely shows her attention.

The funny thing is, she doesn't do it for money, daddy takes care of that. She has no purpose in life, she doesn't need to work and dare not soil her fingers with volunteer work. She has accomplished NOTHING of merit. All of her endeavours have been for attention and love, this screwed up little ho-bag is so completely messed because mom & dad replaced love with money and let her do whatever the hell she wanted, and now she's a half-retarded glam **** with attention-whore-deficit syndrome.

And kids want to be just like her and find that inspirational...f*ckin' scary!!!

Df02
Originally posted by ZoooMbEE
omg i so want to get into her music

i so want to get into her pants... embarrasment

doesn't sound like much of a challenge based on what i hear

koolruningz
Originally posted by KharmaDog
How f*cking disturbing is it that a few kids idolize Paris Hilton and see her as a fine example to pattern themselves after and feminist to boot?

This chick is a scraggy attention whore. She will do anything to get her name out there, whether it's having someone write a book in her name, lipsynch bad music, appearing in movies (we are laughing at you not with you paris) or sleep with any guy who remotely shows her attention.

The funny thing is, she doesn't do it for money, daddy takes care of that. She has no purpose in life, she doesn't need to work and dare not soil her fingers with volunteer work. She has accomplished NOTHING of merit. All of her endeavours have been for attention and love, this screwed up little ho-bag is so completely messed because mom & dad replaced love with money and let her do whatever the hell she wanted, and now she's a half-retarded glam **** with attention-whore-deficit syndrome.

And kids want to be just like her and find that inspirational...f*ckin' scary!!!

laughing laughing Damn man remind me never to piss you off!

koolruningz
Originally posted by Df02
i so want to get into her pants... embarrasment

doesn't sound like much of a challenge based on what i hear

You'd probably have to tie a 2X4 to your arse so you dont fall in.

KharmaDog
Originally posted by koolruningz
laughing laughing Damn man remind me never to piss you off!

No problem. I'm actually quite mellow, I just have a very low tolerance to such monumental stupidity.

Red Superfly
What the hell is a Paris Hilton? I've heard of it, but what is it?

*google Paris Hilton*

Nice body - but what the hell is that on her neck? Oh it's her head.

/old joke

koolruningz
^ laughing out loud Old but good.

SimplePlanChica
Im jamming to her CD right now music

MetallicaT
it blows my mind that there are ppl that would actually buy her album....WHY? the only thing she is good at is being rich

Dr. Strangelove
and giving blow jobs but that's beside the point.

SlipknoT
Thats one of the saddest things I've ever heard.

DaRk Lotus
F**k that ***** :shigh:

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