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Hi guys. I'm a Hollywood film director and all you guys have to do is guess who I am!

I'll give you some clues.

1) I'm about to start work on a major new film.
2) I'm young for a director.
3) You would never think I'm a director by looking at me.
4) One of my films spawned a sequel which I didn't direct.
5) All my films have had critical praise but not over whelming.

Er....... lets see.

The guy who did Wayne's World or Tom Shadyac?

I know who you are; a dumbass

show us the money! show us the money!

HA HA!!!

Hurry up and tell us who you are.

It's probably a lie anyways. Give us proof also!

IF he will return

most likely not

He's too busy directing

I hate it when they leave you wondering then disappear and are never heard from again.

Doesn't bother me at all. It proves he's lying.

*Once again sipping an Alamo beer*

Yup

you worked on BATMAN. hehehe he lies through his teeth

Still he is nowhere to be seen.

only to true at least we stuck it out!

!

Being gullable...and far too trusting...I'll believe him for a little longer

his time is running out!

his time is up, he's not coming back

Man, what a dork.

"I'm a Hollywood director!" Sure you are, asscube.

WHAT'S THE MATTER? YOU ALLL DUMB!

MY NAME IS F.....................

howdy F.....................

f for finti?

I bet it is Finti! Bugger off Finti!

sure he is ...

F***ing Dips**t?

Really? I thought your name was Luke

Yes my name is Luke.

BTW, "Mystery Man" I'm just teasing you. But you have to give us a clue. You can't just show up and say who am I?, then be disapointed when we can't figure it out.

I'VE ALREADY GIVEN YOU 2 VITAL CLUES!

1) I'M ABOUT TO DIRECT A MAJOR REMAKE!

2) MY NAME BEGINS WITH F!

IF YOU CAN GUESS THE REMAKE, IT'S SIMPLE!

:

using capitals means yelling, need that you do not

Wow he actually showed back up after nearly a months haitus.

They remake movies all of the time. Give us a name of an actor, or something. Or the production company.

You're clues really suck, by the way.

I think I've guessed it but I'm not going to say because I might make a fool of myself (guys, don't bother saying that I'm already a fool, I know you want to though!).

Mystery Man, your name begins with F (apparantly) and your about to direct a major remake (apparantly). I've got an idea, but give us one more clue.

hehe, you ARE a foo... ow wait... nevermind

and so a you!

I knew that!

, so did I

Heh heh!

Seeing every single one of you here are dumb here's the answer!

The major remake is The Italian Job.

Who am I? F. Gary Gray!

Yeah right! That's what I guessed but you are not him!

ok... sorry to burst your bubbly, but... I don't know "you", so leave the famous behind

Gray did the Negotiator (I love that film!)

But still, why would he bother to post in to killermovies?

he isn't BB...

did you direct the negotiator?the movie was great...if so...what famous actor died during the filming?...and this is an easy one!!!

JT Walsh.

who would've guessed?...not me anyway

*shopping centre voice over: this is a board announcement! please lower the testosterone levels, your scaring other members! that is all, bye bye!*

*faints*
*wakes up*
ow... just lowering it... sowwy, misread it all

i am scareless.
Only wackos faint that easily

Espacially when I see Lara...

is that somethin' i'm not supposed to read?

you can perfectly read it

A dumass who things his important ?

not really, as soon as you read this, you will know, you are the one that will look like a monkey

hey...yers...i duuno if u'r aware of this ( u probably are) but u'r posts are kinda blury...u c, i can't make a word of'em

that's because I'm drunk

oh..yeah. Drinking causes that in large ammounts sometimes

hey! I thought you were purely 110% against alcoholism?
and know I read this! yerss what have you been up 2?

drinking too much orange juice

Would that be pulp or no?

xtra pulp.....

And hold the juice!
ROTFLMAO!!

nah, I'm not AGAINST alcohol, I'm against people drinking and don't know their limits

buuuuuurp.......Xcuse me

I agree with you yerss, I cant stand it when people think they can drink, and they cant, they go and brag about their drinking talent, and when it comes to the end the person can only drink 3-4 beers and get reel Boris Jeltsin...hehe

Boris Jeltsin?

you know the dude, alcoholic... Russian...

Ahh... what's Russia? I'm on another planet, ya know.

it's this really big planet that will crush us in 2512

Whoa!

Didn't know about that.

don't worry, it won't hurt when you get crushed

oooh....but painfull it sounds

HAHA. You'll all die but I'll still be around. But then I'll have no one to talk to...

How will you live? Will you be somewhere else in the galaxy? Or just spaced out?

you can only be saved when you eat a special waffle... look! I'm saved you're doomed

I don't belive in waffles. guide me, the force will. Saved i am

as long as you believe that

I take it no one cares about Mystery Man anymore then?

probably not!
any way being saved has got nothing to do with waffles!
its about whether or not you get off the planet in time, but as you might have guessed Lara never dies! ha ha!

well..the mistery man is not a mistery man anymore.
The problem now..is how to get saved

actually its a joke from the simpsons!!

OOOooo! my sidea are splitting!

I'm on another planet, that's how I'm going to survive. I only have access to the internet through secret government sattelites that you don't know about... oops.

you really let the cat out of the bag there!, GK!

I try my best.

you should really size down that sig before the mod's start complainning!

Saved from what?

From the planet Russia.

she has a point! It's much too big and ... ow wait... I'm not a mod

Mystery Man, who are you?

There is no more Mystery Man, didn't you read that?

mhaha