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I got this nice lighter today at Oriental, its a Zippo with weed leaf on it and when you flip it open the leaf lights up and has all these weird colors, and when you light it, it is like a blow torch, seriously incinerates things

my brother had a lighter just like that

good...for...you

i have a lighter with boobs on it -- and when you flip it open - the boobs light up (red) - and it plays this sound.. of a woman moaning and screaming

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
i have a lighter with boobs on it -- and when you flip it open - the boobs light up (red) - and it plays this sound.. of a woman moaning and screaming


nice

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
good...for...you

HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
HERE WE GO AGAIN! *cracks knuckles* Bring it on

My friend has a lighter, I think he got it in Mexico, it looks like a metal torch lighter, but when you light it, it electrocutes you like a *****. Seriously, he used to always trick me with that thing and I'd get sooooo pissed off.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
HERE WE GO AGAIN!

Hello, you eyes

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*cracks knuckles* Bring it on

I thought that person got banned? I guess I was hallucinating or something.

i dont want to start another f***in fight dude!!!i was just meaning that my dad has some washington d.c. lighters almost like that that i got him when my school went to d.c. and baltimore it looks like a blowtorch with the white house and the capital building on em

aww man same thing with this god da** pen my freind had

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
i dont want to start another f***in fight dude!!!i was just meaning that my dad has some washington d.c. lighters almost like that that i got him when my school went to d.c. and baltimore it looks like a blowtorch with the white house and the capital building on em

Oh, that's cool then. An fight would have been better.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
My friend has a lighter, I think he got it in Mexico, it looks like a metal torch lighter, but when you light it, it electrocutes you like a *****. Seriously, he used to always trick me with that thing and I'd get sooooo pissed off. My friend has a pen like that

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Hello, you eyes

Hey there, sunshine. naughty

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, that's cool then. An fight would have been better.
why?cause you all hate me for my differences and want me out?

*Giggles* eyes

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
why?cause you all hate me for my differences and want me out? No, they have a dislike for you becuase you were an *******.

Hey TTH, I bought some whipped cream the other day naughty

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Hey TTH, I bought some whipped cream the other day naughty did you put it on hot fudge sundays?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, they have a dislike for you becuase you were an *******.
why?cause i picked a fight with (according to them)"the great and all powerful slipknot"?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
did you put it on hot fudge sundays?

TH knows what I mean

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
why?cause i picked a fight with (according to them)"the great and all powerful slipknot"? Basically, and you got in a huge fight with me because i said I didnt like Simple Plan (which in fact are a shiity band)

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Hey TTH, I bought some whipped cream the other day naughty
*burbs*....oh that was yours..shock petrescue25

Originally posted by BlackC@t
TH knows what I mean Oh you made root beer floats

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Basically, and you got in a huge fight with me because i said I didnt like Simple Plan (which in fact are a shiity band)
if theyre so shitty to you then whyd you go into the forum?

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
if theyre so shitty to you then whyd you go into the forum? To express my opinion.

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
why?cause i picked a fight with (according to them)"the great and all powerful slipknot"?

Exactly.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Oh you made root beer floats

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Exactly.
petrescue24

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Exactly.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
TH knows what I mean

Let's make a banana split. Only, we won't use a banana. naughty

I have a fairy one that lights up
And a playboy zippo, hard core baby

then you shoulda made your own thread instead of messing up that one

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
then you shoulda made your own thread instead of messing up that one No, that would have been spamming, plus the thread should not have been placed in the OTF

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Let's make a banana split. Only, we won't use a banana. naughty What will you use then? Plantains?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
What will you use then? Plantains?

What's a plantain?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
What's a plantain? A little tiny tropical bannana

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Let's make a banana split. Only, we won't use a banana. naughty



Naughty! and also kind of disgusting.

naughty

a bigger banana and you shoulda gone to the right forum then

Originally posted by BlackC@t


Naughty! and also kind of disgusting.

naughty A 31 year old man and a 14 year old girl

*lights thread on fire*

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
a bigger banana and you shoulda gone to the right forum then No, that thread should have been put in the right forum

I'm not 14

forget it youre hopless

How old?

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
forget it youre hopless How? by proving you wrong?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
A little tiny tropical bannana That's soooo cute.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That's soooo cute.

no im sick of trying to explain things to a cromagnon

Originally posted by BlackC@t
I'm not 14

OH SHIT! *hides*

I was talking about a plantain, yeah a plantain.

Easy, Nash Bridges rolleyes1
































































j/k

Oh, I read it wrong, i thought you said you were only 14.

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
no im sick of trying to explain things to a cromagnon
weve been on kmc mroe then u...we know wut is wrong or right

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
no im sick of trying to explain things to a cromagnon

Dode, they are extinct.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
OH SHIT! *hides*

I was talking about a plantain, yeah a plantain.

Take it easy!

I'm not 14

Originally posted by Wolflet
weve been on kmc mroe then u...we know wut is wrong or right

Yeah!

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Take it easy!

I'm not 14

Nash Bridges . . . nice!

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
no im sick of trying to explain things to a cromagnon What are you trying to explain? You are wrong, live with it.

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Take it easy!

I'm not 14 How old?

tether ball

shes 15

Yeah, how old, cuz i've been heavily flirting with you.

Originally posted by Morning_Glory
shes 15

Crap, does that make me a pervert then?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Crap, does that make me a pervert then? Nope, A pedophile

no not a pervert! tsk

So, I am not a pervert, but I am a pedophile?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
So, I am not a pervert, but I am a pedophile? No, a cool cat

Not 15 either, keep guessing

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Not 15 either, keep guessing 16?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
No, a cool cat

Nah, that's me eyes

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Not 15 either, keep guessing
0?

well how old are you?

Slipknot was right.

Don't worry TTH, it makes it legal eyes

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Nah, that's me eyes confused

Originally posted by BlackC@t
Slipknot was right.

Don't worry TTH, it makes it legal eyes

Oh, okay then!

I had that lighter ages ago, they're really cool

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
My friend has a lighter, I think he got it in Mexico, it looks like a metal torch lighter, but when you light it, it electrocutes you like a *****. Seriously, he used to always trick me with that thing and I'd get sooooo pissed off.


I have one just like that one!! I also have a pen that does that

cromagnons still are around theyre right here on this site!!!LOL and im not wrong you are *sticks out tounge then goes to party*

Originally posted by FEDFAN316
and im not wrong you are *sticks out tounge then goes to party* Convincing argument from one of KMC's highly intelligent members

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I got this nice lighter today at Oriental, its a Zippo with weed leaf on it and when you flip it open the leaf lights up and has all these weird colors, and when you light it, it is like a blow torch, seriously incinerates things

sounds schweet

It is, I got detention for lighting the lunch table on fire

my lighter is green..


just plain green

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I got this nice lighter today at Oriental, its a Zippo with weed leaf on it and when you flip it open the leaf lights up and has all these weird colors, and when you light it, it is like a blow torch, seriously incinerates things sweeeet...

The thing about lighters is, you never really own one. Know what I mean?

What do you mean?

Originally posted by SlipknoT
What do you mean? ya..wat do u mean?

Yo mama

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Yo mama *turns around*

uh...hehe....hi...slip...

*runs like hell*

*grabs a can of axe and the lighter, then runs after BW*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*grabs a can of axe and the lighter, then runs after BW* TRUCE SLIP!! TRUCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! surprise

Hmmmm

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Hmmmm *backs up into a wall, soked in sweat*

here let me dry you off evil

Originally posted by SlipknoT
here let me dry you off evil *eyes go small with horror*

na *puts down can of axe* ......and grabs a barrle of Gasoline* evil

Originally posted by SlipknoT
na *puts down can of axe* ......and grabs a barrle of Gasoline* evil *starts shaking*

TRUCE!!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD I'L DO WATEVER U ASK!!!!!!!!!

i dont smoke or need a lighter..
but this one sounds great!
i want it

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*starts shaking*

TRUCE!!!! PLZ!!!!!!!!! I SWEAR TO GOD I'L DO WATEVER U ASK!!!!!!!!! *spills barrel over you, soaking you in gas* your not convincing me enough....

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*spills barrel over you, soaking you in gas* your not convincing me enough.... *stares at lighter*

dude..plz....wat..do u want.....i'l do watever.......plz..cry

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*stares at lighter*

dude..plz....wat..do u want.....i'l do watever.......plz..cry *sparks lighter* hmmm let me think

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*sparks lighter* hmmm let me think crybabycrybaby

I know.....

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I know..... *shakes with fear*

anythin slip...just..let me live...crybaby

I need a piar of arms

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I need a piar of arms ok...ok....

*grabs a pair of arms*

how's these?!!??

(g2g,cya)

later

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I got this nice lighter today at Oriental, its a Zippo with weed leaf on it and when you flip it open the leaf lights up and has all these weird colors, and when you light it, it is like a blow torch, seriously incinerates things

I have one just like that. Flashes red/blue.
The blow torch light turns green.

Originally posted by Tex
I have one just like that. Flashes red/blue.
The blow torch light turns green. Does it have a weed leaf at the bottom?

It's got a clear plastic marijuana leaf on the side (lights up blue/red when you open the lid), and a silver turn wheel on the bottom that controls the size of the flame.

Only the finest marijuana lighter for The Tex euro

Originally posted by Tex
It's got a clear plastic marijuana leaf on the side (lights up blue/red when you open the lid), and a silver turn wheel on the bottom that controls the size of the flame.

Only the finest marijuana lighter for The Tex euro My frind has the exact same one! it lights bowls perfectly

You bet ya ass it does!

Originally posted by Tex
You bet ya ass it does! didnt know you did that stuff

There's not much that I haven't Done! winkiss

Tex's To DO list:

1)Slipknot.

Originally posted by Tex
There's not much that I haven't Done! winkiss

Tex's To DO list:

1)Slipknot.
I'll fit you into the busy schedule

schmoll

Yes?

VERY JEALOUS>>>MUST CLEAN *scrubs floor*

CLEAN!!!

*glares and still scrubs floor*

You missed a spot.........god your terrible at this

*Scrubs the spot i missed, still glaring*

**starts pissing on the floor*

*mops it up and wacks u in the head with it*

Originally posted by Wolflet
*mops it up and wacks u in the head with it*

*pukes on Karen*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*pukes on Karen* eeewww....

*shits on BW*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*shits on BW* im dead

*locks BW in the closet preparing for the munging*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*locks BW in the closet preparing for the munging* *changes into wolf form, and starts ripping the door down with my claws*

LET..ME...OUTTA...HERE....

*knocks the door down, and ripps Slips leg off*

Originally posted by Beast_Within
*changes into wolf form, and starts ripping the door down with my claws*

LET..ME...OUTTA...HERE....

*knocks the door down, and ripps Slips leg off* *pulls out two 45's and blows holes in BW's head and rips out his doggy rib cage*

Originally posted by SlipknoT
*pulls out two 45's and blows holes in BW's head and rips out his doggy rib cage* *ducks, and ripps slips eyes out*

dude confused

Originally posted by SlipknoT
dude confused wat? u threw me in the oven

"wolf form" ? confused

Originally posted by SlipknoT
"wolf form" ? confused .....read under the name, buddy, above my avy.