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Hello people of Britain Britain Britain! Here you can talk about anything that American's just wouldn't understand.

Your favourite British comedy, tv soaps, food, bands, where you go, what you do, where you've been in London, ever been to the Millenium Dome? I did it was great! I got a glimse of Steps but I never liked them anyway.

Talk about the weather because we have different weather every second, they say it's sun & it snows!

What ever you want!

Hello....steps ... 5,6,7,8

britiain is over priced panzercamfwagen run idiots

harsh i think

Hey, you leave us alone, we are British & proud of it! We like to go down the local chippy!

ladygrim is funny

but true
its well overpriced and the royal family originates from germany

very harsh ....ouch

every country has its bad points

How did I know Dean would show up?

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
Hey, you leave us alone, we are British & proud of it! We like to go down the local chippy!

ladygrim is funny

my local chippy rocks
its the best

not as bad as our country

It is a bit but that's that

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
How did I know Dean would show up?

It was obvious you'd be here because you're obsessed with Britain!

eastenders and corrie with cuppa and biscuits u cant beat it
unless ur now the local with pals havin a laff

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
It was obvious you'd be here because you're obsessed with Britain!

im not obssesed that much

Originally posted by ladygrim
eastenders and corrie with cuppa and biscuits u cant beat it
unless ur now the local with pals havin a laff

u definelty cant beat it
or watchin match of the day with a can of beer in ya hand

Originally posted by ladygrim
eastenders and corrie with cuppa and biscuits u cant beat it
unless ur now the local with pals havin a laff

That's what I call the best! I love Corrie, no one can beat it! Eastenders is having trouble with there episodes isn't it. They only film 1 month before letting it down, but then again I don't watch it.

ukflag

Originally posted by Deano
im not obssesed that much

COOL FLAG!

Corrie gud at the mo ..... tho i hope katy gets her comupence .

corrie is the best

Originally posted by ladygrim
Corrie gud at the mo ..... tho i hope katy gets her comupence .

katy is a biatch

the only thing im obsessed with is england football team

Corrie is the bomb! Katy & the murder, oooooh! Richard Hillman! That was great! The families...

peter kay roks aswell....
jasper carrot is minted
billy connely = ok

all british ... and xtremly funny

and lee evans

Im from Wales

Come on we gonna get the Grand slam

u ona bout the rugby - havnt watched any this time round

Bill Bailey funniest guy ever

Peter Kay's song was good! Video for it was great (shown on Friday's Comic Relief & music channels.) Ronnie Colbert on it....

Hello....well ui am not really british but .....so is your royal family ....hahahahaha

peter kay phoenix nights
the office
ofah
men behaving badly
the royal family
carry on films


those are my fav comedys

yeah im on bout the rugby got to cheer something our football team SUCKS lol

is he the balding guy with long hair off never mind the buzzcocks

yeah that is Bill Bailey

Originally posted by Bardock42
Hello....well ui am not really british but .....so is your royal family ....hahahahaha

oh fuk the royal family

yeah they all idiots anyway IMO

yeah and Black Books...alos did a tour called Part Troll..i have the DVD it's sooo funny.

also Green Wing and Have i Got News for You for comedy..nothing like British humour

Me & mum watched Never Mind the Buzzcocks, I also like to watch They Think it's All Over with Johney Vagas, he's funny.

OFAH is the best ever!
Little Britain is great too but not as good as OFAH, nothing can beat that!

Excellent Musician

nothin can beat ofah
men behaving badly comes close though

British humour rocks ... we use real life situations and find them hilarious ... where as other countrys dont have the skills to make us laugh ..

Neways im off to work see u all in an hour

what bout little Britain ?

the Royal famil are parasites sucking the life out of the country..they have no purpose

Nah, not for me, I use to love that but gone off it....
Did anyone watch the Young Ones? I loved it but it doesn't show on tv anymore

that was hilarious i loved it

yeah the Young ones was good.

what about Blackadder, steptoe and son ( thats going back a while lol )

oo Monty Python as well

Monty Python is awesome

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
Nah, not for me, I use to love that but gone off it....

That was about MBB

and Fawlty Towers

Originally posted by Fionnula
yeah and Black Books...alos did a tour called Part Troll..i have the DVD it's sooo funny.

also Green Wing and Have i Got News for You for comedy..nothing like British humour

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


GREEN WING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I don't like Blackadder, I use to watch it, lol, I use to watch everything but don't anymore

Red Dwarf ???

"Ahh, nooo, Mr Fawlty, I dun understand, Mr Fawlty, Mr Fawlty, I do dat." LOL OK I made that little speech up but you get the idea

Originally posted by Kharhmah
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!


GREEN WING!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i loved Green Wing...it was just amazingly funny and so under-rated

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
Hello people of Britain Britain Britain! Here you can talk about anything that American's just wouldn't understand.

Your favourite British comedy, tv soaps, food, bands, where you go, what you do, where you've been in London, ever been to the Millenium Dome? I did it was great! I got a glimse of Steps but I never liked them anyway.

Talk about the weather because we have different weather every second, they say it's sun & it snows!

What ever you want! why are you deviding world into only brits and americans? schmoll

'cause Britiains and Americans are the only countires that matter











i'm joking..don't hurt me

why dividew samurai's and ninja's
why divide star wars and x-men
its natural

Originally posted by Clovie
why are you deviding world into only brits and americans? schmoll

I just don't want to talk to American's because as soon as I mention Only Fools & Horses they don't know what I'm talking about. Plus I like to talk to people of our own culture.

My chippys pretty cool too, nice kebabs

Originally posted by smoker4
My chippys pretty cool too, nice kebabs

Chips & kababs droolio not together mind, although I could try it, first time for everything

Fish shop chips with Helmans mayonnaise

i hate kebabs

On occasion i like to sample a chicken kebab with garlic and chilli sauce, accompanied with a small portion of chips also garnished with said chilli, garlic saucehttp://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/droolio.gif http://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/droolio.gif

Has anyone saw the Helmans mayonnaise advert with that man? "Helmans & chips, let's get it on!"

Originally posted by Fionnula
Fish shop chips with Helmans mayonnaise

you know the big dollops right!

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
Has anyone saw the Helmans mayonnaise advert with that man? "Helmans & chips, let's get it on!"

LOL! yeah thats class

great advert

i hate mayo to but the adverts are funny

pepsi adverts are funny now with the monkey lol

My mum laughed at it & said "that's me!"

I had fish and chips yesterdayhttp://images.killermovies.com/forums/moresmilies/droolio.gif

Corrie on soon

yawn

Then enders

Chips is good with plenty of salt & some tomato sauce... but I don't eat fish

i dont like fish either

Talking about food a lot aren't we, there is other stuff in Britain you know besides food

Yeah what about beer

*looks shocked* are you sure?

food is good though

I am vegeterain

go you

i couldnt be a vegeterain though

Originally posted by Fionnula
'cause Britiains and Americans are the only countires that matter

i'm joking..don't hurt me schmoll


Originally posted by Demarthl

why dividew samurai's and ninja's
why divide star wars and x-men
its natural and what with the WHOLE rest?

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
I just don't want to talk to American's because as soon as I mention Only Fools & Horses they don't know what I'm talking about. Plus I like to talk to people of our own culture. you didn't get my point
why only to this TWO groups?

Originally posted by smoker4
Yeah what about beer

Sure why not, it's good though

Originally posted by Fionnula
*looks shocked* are you sure?

Oh yeah, didn't you know!?

steps there days. they're everywhere, far too many

ya big headed bastard dan

Originally posted by Fionnula
i loved Green Wing...it was just amazingly funny and so under-rated

Absolutely! It was so fantastic!

I hope there's going to be another series.

I miss it.

I'm going, Corrie's on in a min, I might come back after it

See ya later Punk

I'm back for half hour then back to Corrie

hello im bak from work

Originally posted by T.M
i hate mayo to but the adverts are funny

pepsi adverts are funny now with the monkey lol


to dae airport lol

Sorry, I've been away when I said I came back, well watching Corrie, see you tomorrow

i me to im off to watch some british television nite all


starting with corrie

nitexXx

Night night guys

i'm not british, but can i join the club?

Originally posted by Punk Tiger
It was obvious you'd be here because you're obsessed with Britain!
i love britain. i wish i was over there insted of the u.s. so borring,and ppl always want to blow us up!i'll pay u 2 dollars to smuggle me over ther, or pounds, i don't know what you guys call it over there i think it is pounds, sorry if it isn't. I want to jion too!please?

Originally posted by Anna85
i'm not british, but can i join the club?

sure

Originally posted by Deano
sure

Hey I made this thread. I called this thread Britain/British, are you American?

I don't mean to be rude but I only want people here that are either British or live in Britain, this thread is made especially for that, I can talk to other people anywhere on KMC so I made 1 place for British/Britain people .

Reply

Yeah i know

What is Britain? Is that part of England?

Simpsons in half an hour

nah its part of wales

yea i know

Originally posted by Ultimatespider
Yeah i know

I dont like it

cnt wait

BRITAIN RULES..........well, not really, but i live there so it is a bit cooler

Ye ah i kinow

I don't like spoons ........ I wanna fork!

hello fellow britians
u all ok

Fair to middlin me old china

It's quart to half past 3!

Yeah i know

When ppl want a pet in britain they go to a pet shop
When they want a Pet Shop they go to a Pet Shop Shop
When they want a pet shop shop....There just being silly

Don't give me evils!

Originally posted by Ultimatespider
When ppl want a pet in britain they go to a pet shop
When they want a Pet Shop they go to a Pet Shop Shop
When they want a pet shop shop....There just being silly

I wanna rabbit

OOOh hes gorgeous

Originally posted by Ultimatespider
I don't like spoons ........ I wanna fork!
thou shalt be damneded to hell!

the only righteous path is the SPORK!!

forkin hell

lol

anyone seen Layer Cake?

Britain is cool droolio

*feels shivers down spine*
use me! droolio

no! wait! don't leave me! not on this island!! pleasee!!!
cry

Yeahbutnobutyeahbutwhat
happenedwaswasthatyou
knowmyteacherwellhe
blamin'mecozIwas
smokin'inthiskids
facewhichIdunevenknow
cozthisgirlcalledAmber
rightwasstartingitbutIdun
evenknowhersoyou'llhave
tojustaskherwhatthisall
aboutbecauseIneverdone
nothingornothingshatup!

lurve little britain

ya i know lol

i want that one
but uve always sed that dark chocalte was bitter and leaves a taste in ur mouth
yea 'i kno
i want that one
ok
i dont like

I couldn't right that all the way that ---> that way, first time I did that it knocked off some letters and it didn't make sense

im the on'y gay in da villige

Oh oh, I got my sister a Little Britain birthday card (her birthday was 1st March.) I made a birthday thread for her but no one posted

It was a talking one

Vanessa may be fat
BUT u aaarrreee sumit else


Carrot cake carrot cake have ye ne nuts
Carrot cake has no nuts
Chocaltecake chocalet cake have ye ne nuts


nah it wants to talk to u

Vanessa may be fat
BUT u aaarrreee sumit else


Carrot cake carrot cake have ye ne nuts
Carrot cake has no nuts
Chocaltecake chocalet cake have ye ne nuts


nah it wants to talk to u

I want that one

-thats a snake and u sed u wanted arabit

Yea i kno

- wot u going to call it

Thumper

*walks out shop wth snake



I want a rabit

^ I already said that one and you posted twice

Bitty

Who watches OFAH?

*wags tail and sneaks in*

hi every1!!!

You sneaking in? Are you British/from Britain?