Doctor Love's KMC Clinic

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Doctor Love
Please make an appointment! The Doctor of Love has finally arrived to Killer movies community forum!

Have a seat and tell the DR. of love what's bothering you?

steely balls
viagra

Doctor Love
Tell me if you are having relationship problems.

citadel
i am.

my boyfriends a dick.

well actually, my EX boyfriend.

muuuuah haha...

ninja

i slayed buffy
if been told my new b/f is a player

Doctor Love
Ladies what you need is to confront your man! Tell him that he should treat you like a lady! Men love women and trust me if you confront them with questions they will walk away. So try to talk to them more! The more you get them into the conversation the better they will listen.

Remenber the best way to a good relationship is "talking" to your love one.

Any more questions for the Dr. of Love?

Fallen Jedi
haven't spoken to neo all day. sad

Doctor Love
Child! Good gracious! You haven't spoken to your love one? You must keep "communication"! Don't be a martyr! be YOURSELF! You are a woman and you must be strong! Never allowed personal feuds to ruin the relationship. Keep the communication. Never lose it! Be persistent and always try to be in command!

Any more questions for the Dr. Love?

Doctor Love
Ladies and Gentleman Dr. Love needs some rest. So I'm going home now. Please make an appointment in my clinic and we will talk. In the mean time enjoy this poem:

A stranger you were once.
Then, with a gentle look you took my hand.
As our lives engaged,
you lit my life and I held both your hands.
Now that decades have passed,
ours souls have indeed become one.
How fortunate we are
that we have found the love so true
that everyone dreams about.

I didn't wrote the poem, but someone that feels love did. smile

Dr. Love will return tomorrow. Enjoy your day or evening.

saucybird007
What the f**k?

iluvpippin
you'r boyfriends a dick? f*ck him! stick out tongue

silver_tears
If you give bad advice, can we hurt you?

BakaXero
i cant believe the name Docter Love wasn't taken till noww00t
what happens if the Docters the one with the problem?stretcher

silver_tears
are you certified or self-proclaimed?

Crash Overload
I don't know... but my Bullshit indicator is going waaaayyyyy of the wall.

Check out its profile...

And another thing, it is goiving advice to youngsters, yet its avatar is Viagra...? But its advice is always talk, laugh, confront your loved one by talking... The avatar should be either the hangman or atleast a doctor with a heart on its forehead...

silver_tears
another lame pick-up stick out tongue

Crash Overload
Location: In the heart of every Woman...? Dude its a guy! How can he know about woman?

silver_tears
watching too many crappy romantic comedies miffed which are almost all lies, I mean sure let me make a bet with my friends, and fall madly in love What the f**k?

BakaXero
true true

Linkalicious
where the hell was this guy like 2 days ago? pfft....thx but i can solve my own problems with relationships...

can you tell me this Dr. Love....what is love?

WindDancer
Dr. Love??? What are you qualifications? Show me some credentials! stick out tongue

pixie1
its a mental disorder and courses alot of pain

Crash Overload
Sooo sorry if people got the wrong impression off my last posts... What I eman't to say is Everything he says is true, and correct, but, for some reason, There is something very odd going on behind this...

Dregh
Doctor Love you are under arrest for fraud.

steely balls
fcuk this lets get some ice cream

Dregh
*takes out some dope*

steely balls
smoke

RobBo
Dont do drugs kids. http://deephousepage.com/smilies/nono.gif

You don't want to break the law now do you?http://deephousepage.com/smilies/nope.gif

Stick to booze! It's legal and it's good for you! http://deephousepage.com/smilies/all_coholic.gif

steely balls
i don't drugs i just say i do because its cool...jk

RobBo
Oh Yeah??!!

steely balls
huh uh oo oh

Nilfalathiel
OKAY I'm desperate for advice. From anyone. Even if they're a fraud. I could use it. T_T

I have this huge crush on a guy at school. A familiar predicament - I'm sure everybody's crushed on somebody. Anyways, this guy also happens to have been best friends with two of my best friends. They've known each other for the absolute longest time and their families are friends, etc. etc..

Well, my friend sort of pushed me into letting her tell him about my feelings ("OH MY GOD ITS SO FANTASTIC THAT YOU LIKE HIM!!!"wink She did tell him, but after she did, he reportedly changed the subject completely. My other friend (who's also been good friends with him) thinks he's probably flattered, but other than her and my other friend's supportive comments, I have no idea how this is going. I'm absolutely killing myself trying to figure out what my crush thinks of me.

Apparently it's really hard to talk to him about anything serious.

Should I be ready with a big box of tissues because of his reaction to my friend telling him I like him? I'm the type of person that has really deep crushes - they last for vast amounts of time and are almost impossible to get over. I don't know how many times I've cried over this and how many sleepless nights I've gone through worrying about this. When I get hit with a crush, I get hit hard...

scarlet1015
yes tell him

pixie1
yes

Doctor Love
Oh Dear! Why have you people doubt me? Let me clarify one thing: I' am not here to cause anyone any problems. I'm a just a person that strongly belives in love. You see, for me love is one of the most important things in the world.

What this world needs is more love! Not hate, because hate only produces loss and pain. If only humans could be more romantic and more forgiving to each other then maybe love could triumph.

To all of you that are asking about my background. All I can say to you is that we should talk about love. Let's discuss love not each others background. Let love flow in the world. I'm here to talk about love.

I believe in love and I know that love has great powers. To anyone that doubts my intentions, all I can say to them is......"let's talk about love". If there are people that don't like me or don't trust me then I offer them this:

hug

Let love be forever! smile

i slayed buffy
wow how many times did u say love in that post??? messed

Doctor Love
Not many, but you get the idea wink

Crash Overload
So How Many Of you Think He Is A Prison Convict?

*Georgina_A*
laughing embarrasment

i slayed buffy
yea man he is so a jail thug hes the lil hippy one in the back of the cell meditating

lil bitchiness
I dont know about prison but im pretty certain about a sock wink

Doctor Love
A little humor is always good CO. Laughter is the best cure for the blues.

smile

i slayed buffy
HIPPY DUDE

Tired Hiker
Love lifts us up where we belong, where eagles fly mountains high! yes

Doctor Love
Very well put.

happy

super daz 5000
so dr love how do u no if a girl fancies u

Crash Overload
Please, Call me Crash.


I just AHD to type that in, easpecially after that post... stick out tongue.... just seemed perfect for the moment....

Doctor Love
Okay I will call you Crash wink

i slayed buffy
crash bandicoot lol

Crash Overload
Better then Fred, Fred Flintstone...

BakaXero
i got alot off chicks on yahoo
how much am i allowed to flirt with them?

Doctor Love
I would suggest you keep talking to them. Conversations are always good. Now don't think that it will lead up to a relationship. Remenber that friendship always is good. Flirting is good! To be more open to the opposite sex is good! The main problem that people have is that they are too shy! Put it aside and talk to people. Flirt as much as you want. Be careful don't over do it or else some one can get the wrong idea and might not want to continue the conversation. Use flirting moderately, don't be consistent.

smile

Tired Hiker
Wow, I'm going to do that from now on!

Tired Hiker
Thanks, Doc! *winks at the doc* laughing out loud

Doctor Love
Is all about the LOVE! TH! yes

Doctor Love
THE GIG IS UP!!! BIIIIIIIG MAN IS BAKC!!!! YOU DIG?????

Crash Overload
OMG no....

Doctor Love
Happy April Fools Day! smile

Tex
Sorry Doc, clinic closed! stick out tongue

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