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Seriously folks, my bros Eric and Ken and I, we made accumulatively about 3 hours worth of home movies. And I'm not talkin' edited music videos of high school football. I'm talking narrative little masterpieces that told many a fictitious tale.

There title's are:

Revenge Of The TV Repair Man
B.J. And Browman
Back To The Future IV
Joe
Joe II
Joe III
Ken And Ken
Ken And Ken Go To Taco Bell
G.I. Joe Hovercraft Movie
The Tape Massacre
The Vato Drug Lords
Hobie
Friday The 13th Part 72
A Nightmare On Massachusetts Drive
Die Hard 4: Die Hardester
The Coin
Vanilla Manilli
The Kung Fu Movie
The Golden Boy
Thursday Night Live
The Running Man II
Kermit Lombardi
The Teddy Grahams
Candid Water Balloon Victims

And i thinkie that is all there were.

what are these all films that you have made?

What about your porno 'Preston does lefty'?

how bout weekend at Preston's?

your life is really sumthin TH!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Seriously folks, my bros Eric and Ken and I, we made accumulatively about 3 hours worth of home movies. And I'm not talkin' edited music videos of high school football. I'm talking narrative little masterpieces that told many a fictitious tale.

There title's are:

Revenge Of The TV Repair Man
B.J. And Browman
Back To The Future IV
Joe
Joe II
Joe III
Ken And Ken
Ken And Ken Go To Taco Bell
G.I. Joe Hovercraft Movie
The Tape Massacre
The Vato Drug Lords
Hobie
Friday The 13th Part 72
A Nightmare On Massachusetts Drive
Die Hard 4: Die Hardester
The Coin
Vanilla Manilli
The Kung Fu Movie
The Golden Boy
Thursday Night Live
The Running Man II
Kermit Lombardi
The Teddy Grahams
Candid Water Balloon Victims

And i thinkie that is all there were.

TH .................... youre an idiot hug

Originally posted by dizzyblondegirl
what are these all films that you have made?
Yeah, little slices of life that my friends and I threw together. They are short films.
Originally posted by Corran
What about your porno 'Preston does lefty'?
That's still in production. Originally posted by dragonpisces272
your life is really sumthin TH!
Only because I refuse to be bored.
Originally posted by misha
TH .................... youre an idiot hug
I have confidence you mean that in the nicest way. hug

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
I have confidence you mean that in the nicest way. hug

the hug says it all!
you wouldnt be TH if you werent an idiot

just like youre not TH without your beard cry

swicked

Originally posted by misha
the hug says it all!
you wouldnt be TH if you werent an idiot cry

Still, that's a bit harsh.

im sorry cry
it was meant to be a compliment hug

which one of them stars you as a hero?

they sound cool..
i wanna watch Revenge Of The TV Repair Man

Originally posted by misha
im sorry cry
it was meant to be a compliment hug
Oh, right. I totally missed that. Originally posted by BakaXero
which one of them stars you as a hero?
I play John McClane in Die Hard IV: Die Hardester. I had only one eyebrow in that movie because it got shaved off as a joke by someone. And I also was the hero in Kermit Lambardi and I played Browman in B.J. And Browman, because I only had one eyebrow.

Usually I would do the filmming and directing, so my character would die off in the beginning of most of them.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, right. I totally missed that.
I play John McClane in Die Hard IV: Die Hardester. I had only one eyebrow in that movie because it got shaved off as a joke by someone. And I also was the hero in Kermit Lambardi and I played Browman in B.J. And Browman, because I only had one eyebrow.

Usually I would do the filmming and directing, so my character would die off in the beginning of most of them.
you got you eyebrow back?

cool

AND WHERE IS MY MOVIE BUDDY!? J.P. DOES THE WEST COAST, HUH!?!!? ranting DID YOU FORGET THE 'NO-SEX FOR A MONTH' RITUAL I HAD TO GO THROUGH AFTER THAT!? cry

Originally posted by Ignite
they sound cool..
i wanna watch Revenge Of The TV Repair Man

That was actually the first one we made together. It was about Ken, who was the T.V. repair man. He was skipping down the road to fix a T.V. at a house for Bryce and Chad, brothers in real life. On the way, Ken got shot by some Vatos in a drive-by, only to resurface as a Zombie! Then, one by one, Ken killed the gang members who shot him. There is an infamous scene that most of our parents disapproved of and that is when Ken shoots Eric in the weener with a bb gun. We thawed out a frozen hot dog and Eric wedged it so it was hanging out of his zipper. Ken shot it point blank and pieces of meat flew everywhere. It was classic!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Seriously folks, my bros Eric and Ken and I, we made accumulatively about 3 hours worth of home movies. And I'm not talkin' edited music videos of high school football. I'm talking narrative little masterpieces that told many a fictitious tale.

There title's are:

Revenge Of The TV Repair Man
B.J. And Browman
Back To The Future IV
Joe
Joe II
Joe III
Ken And Ken
Ken And Ken Go To Taco Bell
G.I. Joe Hovercraft Movie
The Tape Massacre
The Vato Drug Lords
Hobie
Friday The 13th Part 72
A Nightmare On Massachusetts Drive
Die Hard 4: Die Hardester
The Coin
Vanilla Manilli
The Kung Fu Movie
The Golden Boy
Thursday Night Live
The Running Man II
Kermit Lombardi
The Teddy Grahams
Candid Water Balloon Victims

And i thinkie that is all there were.

So when are you going to show us these movies?JM

yeah :eek|:

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That was actually the first one we made together. It was about Ken, who was the T.V. repair man. He was skipping down the road to fix a T.V. at a house for Bryce and Chad, brothers in real life. On the way, Ken got shot by some Vatos in a drive-by, only to resurface as a Zombie! Then, one by one, Ken killed the gang members who shot him. There is an infamous scene that most of our parents disapproved of and that is when Ken shoots Eric in the weener with a bb gun. We thawed out a frozen hot dog and Eric wedged it so it was hanging out of his zipper. Ken shot it point blank and pieces of meat flew everywhere. It was classic!

hahahha ok now i really wanna watch it!!!

Originally posted by JToTheP
AND WHERE IS MY MOVIE BUDDY!? J.P. DOES THE WEST COAST, HUH!?!!? ranting DID YOU FORGET THE 'NO-SEX FOR A MONTH' RITUAL I HAD TO GO THROUGH AFTER THAT!? cry

Oh, we forgot to take the lens cap off, and none of the footage came out.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Oh, we forgot to take the lens cap off, and none of the footage came out.

I...I...W....H....*head explodes*

DO YOU KNOW HOW DRUNK I WAS TO HAVE TO DO HALF OF THEM!?!?!? CRY




Oh well, cuz I KNOW for a fact I'm going to star in your role for Star Wars Episode 7:It won't end dammit!

*Tae Bo punches Hiker in the ear* RIGHT?

You are one bad boy TH!JMnono

Originally posted by Jackie Malfoy
So when are you going to show us these movies?JM

God, I would love to, they are all on VHS. I'll have to ask Ken if he still has the last remaining copy. All the master tapes are in Idaho with Eric's mom since she owned the camera and was nice enough to trust us with it for all those years. One time when Ken and I went to visit Eric about three years back, we made a VHS copy of every single one. I think Ken has it.

Originally posted by JToTheP
I...I...W....H....*head explodes*

DO YOU KNOW HOW DRUNK I WAS TO HAVE TO DO HALF OF THEM!?!?!? CRY




Oh well, cuz I KNOW for a fact I'm going to star in your role for Star Wars Episode 7:It won't end dammit!

*Tae Bo punches Hiker in the ear* RIGHT?



That's a slick idea! I should totally go big budget style and make EP 7, starring JtotheP!!!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
God, I would love to, they are all on VHS. I'll have to ask Ken if he still has the last remaining copy. All the master tapes are in Idaho with Eric's mom since she owned the camera and was nice enough to trust us with it for all those years. One time when Ken and I went to visit Eric about three years back, we made a VHS copy of every single one. I think Ken has it.

Yea you really should it would be great to watch!JMc015

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That's a slick idea! I should totally go big budget style and make EP 7, starring JtotheP!!!

Yay!

NO! It can be your breakthrough movie, Kevin Smith style like Clerks!

ep 7 of what

Originally posted by AvP
ep 7 of what

.....What else spans 6 episodes already?

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
That was actually the first one we made together. It was about Ken, who was the T.V. repair man. He was skipping down the road to fix a T.V. at a house for Bryce and Chad, brothers in real life. On the way, Ken got shot by some Vatos in a drive-by, only to resurface as a Zombie! Then, one by one, Ken killed the gang members who shot him. There is an infamous scene that most of our parents disapproved of and that is when Ken shoots Eric in the weener with a bb gun. We thawed out a frozen hot dog and Eric wedged it so it was hanging out of his zipper. Ken shot it point blank and pieces of meat flew everywhere. It was classic!

Originally posted by AvP
ep 7 of what OMG

Originally posted by JToTheP
Yay!

NO! It can be your breakthrough movie, Kevin Smith style like Clerks!

Yer on!

Joe, Joe II, and Joe III was our sweet Trilogy. Basically Eric's parents brought home a genuine Paddington Bear stuft animal from Europe. Eric couldn't pronounce the word, 'Paddington', so I told him to just call it 'Joe'. Basically there is a rumor that if you remove this safety pin from Joe's hat, he'll come to life and bring untold terrors. So, when Eric goes upstairs to read Stephan King's 'Misery', Ken pulls the pin out and we made Joe come to life using our sweet puppetry skills, and he tried to kill Ken and Eric. In Joe II, I play Spanky Fillmore. Joe kills me in the very beginning where we made it look like he jumped at my face. We actually taped the bear to my face so it looked like he was holding onto my face with his teeth.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Yer on!

Joe, Joe II, and Joe III was our sweet Trilogy. Basically Eric's parents brought home a genuine Paddington Bear stuft animal from Europe. Eric couldn't pronounce the word, 'Paddington', so I told him to just call it 'Joe'. Basically there is a rumor that if you remove this safety pin from Joe's hat, he'll come to life and bring untold terrors. So, when Eric goes upstairs to read Stephan King's 'Misery', Ken pulls the pin out and we made Joe come to life using our sweet puppetry skills, and he tried to kill Ken and Eric. In Joe II, I play Spanky Fillmore. Joe kills me in the very beginning where we made it look like he jumped at my face. We actually taped the bear to my face so it looked like he was holding onto my face with his teeth.

w00t!

<3 low budget films!

Originally posted by JToTheP
w00t!

<3 low budget films!

In Joe III we made a city out of Legos, and in the very beginning we shot at a low angle and made it look like Joe was King Kong, stomping on the buildings while the credits, 'Joe III', appeared. The whole thing about 'The Joe Trilogy', is that to make him walk, one of us would hold him by the head while I only shot his feet with the camera, so you couldn't see my, or Ken or Eric's hand. I also would make this 'ch ch ch ch ch' sound when he walked.

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
In Joe III we made a city out of Legos, and in the very beginning we shot at a low angle and made it look like Joe was King Kong, stomping on the buildings while the credits, 'Joe III', appeared. The whole thing about 'The Joe Trilogy', is that to make him walk, one of us would hold him by the head while I only shot his feet with the camera, so you couldn't see my, or Ken or Eric's hand. I also would make this 'ch ch ch ch ch' sound when he walked.

Amazing!

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
In Joe III we made a city out of Legos, and in the very beginning we shot at a low angle and made it look like Joe was King Kong, stomping on the buildings while the credits, 'Joe III', appeared. The whole thing about 'The Joe Trilogy', is that to make him walk, one of us would hold him by the head while I only shot his feet with the camera, so you couldn't see my, or Ken or Eric's hand. I also would make this 'ch ch ch ch ch' sound when he walked.


haha that sounds so funny...do u get bored easily?

Old ugly car go.............. BOOOOOM!!!

Originally posted by Ignite

haha that sounds so funny...do u get bored easily? Obviously not - they just find things to entertain themselves with.

Yeah, Corran is right as usual.

i was kinda being sarcastic....but eh

Originally posted by Lazerus
BIGGG Old ugly car go.............. BOOOOOM!!!

and

fall out of twenty foot tall tree in my front yard while being a dumba**.

Originally posted by Lazerus
and

fall out of twenty foot tall tree in my front yard while being a dumba**.

Interesting.

I made a home movie once involving lots of water...

Devlish!dev

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Seriously folks, my bros Eric and Ken and I, we made accumulatively about 3 hours worth of home movies. And I'm not talkin' edited music videos of high school football. I'm talking narrative little masterpieces that told many a fictitious tale.

There title's are:

Revenge Of The TV Repair Man
B.J. And Browman
Back To The Future IV
Joe
Joe II
Joe III
Ken And Ken
Ken And Ken Go To Taco Bell
G.I. Joe Hovercraft Movie
The Tape Massacre
The Vato Drug Lords
Hobie
Friday The 13th Part 72
A Nightmare On Massachusetts Drive
Die Hard 4: Die Hardester
The Coin
Vanilla Manilli
The Kung Fu Movie
The Golden Boy
Thursday Night Live
The Running Man II
Kermit Lombardi
The Teddy Grahams
Candid Water Balloon Victims

And i thinkie that is all there were. i NEEEED to know what was back to future IV about droolio

Originally posted by Clovie
i NEEEED to know what was back to future IV about droolio

Basically, I dressed up as the nerdy dad and Ken was Biff. It starts out where I'm watering the lawn and Biff comes up to me and tells me to wash his car. I refuse to so he beats the living crap out of me. We seriously designed like this two minute scene where Ken repeatedly beats me up. Then, Eric, who plays Marty, pulls up in his Toyota Camry, which is supposed to be the time machine, and he beats Biff up. That was the extent of that.

There really wasn't any time travel involved.

Originally posted by Baylin
I made a home movie once involving lots of water... Mmmmm....sounds wet....and stuff...droolio

I would pay to see the running man 2

Arent you forgetting the one with me in it? naughty

Originally posted by The Tired Hiker
Basically, I dressed up as the nerdy dad and Ken was Biff. It starts out where I'm watering the lawn and Biff comes up to me and tells me to wash his car. I refuse to so he beats the living crap out of me. We seriously designed like this two minute scene where Ken repeatedly beats me up. Then, Eric, who plays Marty, pulls up in his Toyota Camry, which is supposed to be the time machine, and he beats Biff up. That was the extent of that. great plot