I'm Satan!!!!!!??????
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Lazerus
So i try out for this play at this weird church.
All i wanted was a minor part.
You know like: a blind guy who gets healed & walks off stage.
And what do i get?
A MAJOR part!!!!
But i don't even go on the stage. In fact im not even seen at all.
I just sit in the balcony & talk into a microphone.
I'm the voice of Satan.
GO FIGURE!!!!!!!
Kosta
So you're the guy that tells me to hurt people?
Lazerus
DUH. I've only been doing it 4 the last Hundred billion million thousand trillion years.
sky shadow
Thats not cool.
Jackie Malfoy
Originally posted by Kosta
So you're the guy that tells me to hurt people?
I thought the voice talking to me last night sound familar!JM
sky shadow
Judea is a state and your not satan you big lier
Lazerus
Did I say anything about Judea being a contry or a state or Whatever?
NO
And i'm not lieing
sky shadow
Sooooo your saying you satan for realy.
dragonpisces272
your gunna be the consciousness in peoples heads
debbiejo
So, What does Satan like for breakfest?
dragonpisces272
probly human on a stick with some hot sauce
Lazerus
Actually.....................
I'm A Vegitarian.
I like Zucchini for breakfast.
debbiejo
I'm also a vegitarian...does that mean I'm and evil angel??
Filth
Im so dumb
Lazerus
No but that's someting that can be delt with. even though thats not MY job.
And i didn't say SANTA, I said SATAN.
Besides just because you can't see something doesn't mean it isn't real.
Filth
wow you said Satan LOL i am a f**k up
Lazerus
That's ok.
Dislexia is a common problemo.
Englishpin@pple
If ur satan then I want a refund on my soul i sold a few years back
Filth
not dislexia just plaine tiredness
Lazerus
If you read the package you'llsee it says " BUYER BEWARE NO REFUNDS "
Maya Zurak
Originally posted by Lazerus
Actually.....................
I'm A Vegitarian.
I like Zucchini for breakfast.
*lol*
i thought Satan wasn't vegetarian
Does he drink coffee?
Lazerus
Only Mocha Flavored
The Silver Wolf
Originally posted by Lazerus
So i try out for this play at this weird church.
All i wanted was a minor part.
You know like: a blind guy who gets healed & walks off stage.
And what do i get?
A MAJOR part!!!!
But i don't even go on the stage. In fact im not even seen at all.
I just sit in the balcony & talk into a microphone.
I'm the voice of Satan.
GO FIGURE!!!!!!!
Don't you just hate it when that happens.
The Silver Wolf
Originally posted by Lazerus
Actually.....................
I'm A Vegitarian.
I like Zucchini for breakfast.
What's a vegitarian?
Secondly, that the heck is Zucchini...
Thirdly...SATAN SMELLS
!
Maya Zurak
... so he is a normal guy.
The Silver Wolf
Originally posted by Maya Zurak
... so he is a normal guy.
Yeah, he blends in pretty well with the sewage rats.
Maya Zurak
... and he seems to be a funny guy too.
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