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Military Names
Colonel O. Korn = Kernel of corn
Corporal Punishment = Self Explanitory
General Admission = Self Explanitory
General Anethstisia = Self Explanitory
General E. Speaking = Generaly Speaking
General Incompetence = Self Explanitory
General Principles = Self Explanitory
General Store = Self Explanitory
General Weakness = Self Explanitory
Major A$$Hole (substitute the $'s with s's) = Self Explanitory
Major B. O. = Self Explanitory
Major Disaster = Self Explanitory
Major Hardon = Self Explanitoy
Major Lee Small = Majorly Small
Major Payne = Major Pain
Major Paynin D'Arse = Major Pain In The Arse (Ass for us Americans)
Major Problems = Self Explanitory
Private Parts = Self Explanitory
Private Road = Self Explanitoy
Rear Admiral Butts = Self Explanitory

they were pretty funny

lol thats classic

Foriegn Names
Di A. Rea = Diarheah
Dobe Fugin Widdat = Don't Be Fu*king With That
Dook N. Pants = Self Explanitory
F. R. Ting = Farting
Haka Lue Gie = Hak A Luggie
Henotter Titiov = He Knocked Tittie Off
Hoo Flung Pooh = Who Flung Poo?
Hu Flung Dung = Who Flung Dung?
Hyung Lo = Hung Low
Kis Myass = Kiss My Ass
Lhong Wang = Long Wang
Pee Don Yu = Pee'd On You
Som Dum Guy = Some Dumb Guy
Som Yung Chick = Some Young Chick
Tai Mai Shu = Tie My Shoe
Wong Tern = Wrong Turn
Wong We = Wrong Wayi
Yung N. Dum = Young And Dumb
Yura Stinker = You're A Stinker

hahhaha where are u getting these?

NameHumor.com

thanx

lol whenever we got a new teacher the guys in class used to say there were new kids startin.

Ben Dover
Seymore Butts
Phil McCrackin

Mike Hawk

wat bout these for prank phone calls:
bar tender looks for these people

i'm looking 4 a homer sexual
is there an al coholic
i want oliver clothesoff

Amanda Lay
Faye McAdamy

are some of which i have used

Amanda Reckonwith

Carrie Oakie

"The Lion Tamers Handbook" - by Claude Bottom.

huh

Hehe i like that one... almost as bad as

'THe Highway Code' by Luke Bothways

what higheay code

i don't know no highway code

I got one. Page Turner!

....Remus

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