shellspeare
1 is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks
2 why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand
3 if a word was misspelled in a dictionary how would we ever know
4 if Webster wrote the first dictionary where did he find the words
5 why do tug boats push
6 why is it called after dark when really its after daylight
7 if work is so good why do they pay for you to do it
8 if all the worlds a stage where do the audience sit
9 if love is blind why is lingerie so popular
10 why is a bra singular but knickers is plural
11 why do we press harder on the buttons of a remote control when we know the batteries are failing
12 why do we put suits in garment bags but garments in suitcases
13 Christmas is weird what other time of year do you sit round a dead tree and eat sweets out your socks
heres some more for you to ponder on
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there are no women around him ....is he still wrong
if someone with multiple personalities threaten to kill himsel, is it classed as a hostage situation
is the another word for synonym
what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant
why dont sheep shrink in the rain
what was the best thing before sliced bread
why do toasters allways have a setting that burns toast to a crisp that no one would ever eat
why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but they dont point to their crotch when they ask for the toilet
why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours they are both dogs
if Quizzes are Quizzical what are tests
Adult = a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
Beauty Parlour = a place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal = someone who is fed up with people
Chickens = the only animal you eat before they are born and after they die
Committee = a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust = mud with the juice sqeezed out
Egotist = someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
Gossip = a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
Handkerchief = cold storage
Inflation = cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Myth = a female moth
Secret = something you tell one person at a time
Skeleton = a bunch of bones with the person scraped off
Toothache = a pain that drives you to extraction
Tommorrow = one of the greatest labour saving devices of today
Wrinkles = someting other people have. you have character lines
source,clickerty click
2 why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand
3 if a word was misspelled in a dictionary how would we ever know
4 if Webster wrote the first dictionary where did he find the words
5 why do tug boats push
6 why is it called after dark when really its after daylight
7 if work is so good why do they pay for you to do it
8 if all the worlds a stage where do the audience sit
9 if love is blind why is lingerie so popular
10 why is a bra singular but knickers is plural
11 why do we press harder on the buttons of a remote control when we know the batteries are failing
12 why do we put suits in garment bags but garments in suitcases
13 Christmas is weird what other time of year do you sit round a dead tree and eat sweets out your socks
heres some more for you to ponder on
Atheism is a non-prophet organization
Is the main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad girls live
If a man is standing in the middle of the forest speaking and there are no women around him ....is he still wrong
if someone with multiple personalities threaten to kill himsel, is it classed as a hostage situation
is the another word for synonym
what do you do when you see an endangered animal eating an endangered plant
why dont sheep shrink in the rain
what was the best thing before sliced bread
why do toasters allways have a setting that burns toast to a crisp that no one would ever eat
why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but they dont point to their crotch when they ask for the toilet
why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours they are both dogs
if Quizzes are Quizzical what are tests
Adult = a person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle
Beauty Parlour = a place where women curl up and dye
Cannibal = someone who is fed up with people
Chickens = the only animal you eat before they are born and after they die
Committee = a body that keeps minutes and wastes hours
Dust = mud with the juice sqeezed out
Egotist = someone who is usually me-deep in conversation
Gossip = a person who will never tell a lie if the truth will do more damage
Handkerchief = cold storage
Inflation = cutting money in half without damaging the paper
Myth = a female moth
Secret = something you tell one person at a time
Skeleton = a bunch of bones with the person scraped off
Toothache = a pain that drives you to extraction
Tommorrow = one of the greatest labour saving devices of today
Wrinkles = someting other people have. you have character lines
source,clickerty click
