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As always when there are happy things they must end someday...
I had two weeks of holiday, did some great things but tomorrow it's school again...

I don't want to go, as always, and it's too early for me!

anyway... school = bleurgh!

good for you! our easter holiday was over long time ago!

Easter Holiday, what was that?


Ah to be at school again. Endless holidays compared to what i've got now. Then again I've got a lot more money now so I can't really complain.

yours started two weeks earlier!

i know how you feel yers...

no, one! you have longer holiday than us!

you forgot to mention we have the most hours of school

I wish I could go back to school and be with all my old friends again all of the time.

Pft you couldn't pay me enough to go through my teen years again!

I had a blast.

School sucks.

Yeah, but it was easy. And you got to hang out with ALL of your friends every single day.

I am really starting to miss that.

My friends all sucked. They would hardley say a word to me and they would never invite me to do anything after school. Thent he next day they'd be bragging about what they did the day before then they say they are 'sorry' about forgetting to ask me to go with them.

They don't sound like friends to me.

Well during school we would do some fun stuff together. The only reason I hung out with them because my two best friends did too. They were the only good ones there.

Glad you are back to school Yers. I am so happy for ya

Ah, the pains of childhood.

Most of high school sucked. The "popular" clique was like having satan in school. I was on the school paper and yearbook staff...automatically made me a lowlife. And I would talk to the lower lifes that the click made life hell for. Plus I talked to the potheads...the worst. I was a real outcast. But after you graduate all that crap doesn't mean a thing. The clique just could never see life past their own egos.

I spent my whole life at school trying to make myself useful to people.

I spent my entire high school years socializing and drinking beer. I think I learned some math in there, somewhere.

I sucked at math. And flunked chemistry. But I got A's in english, history and geography. So I seem to have passed.

I am part of the "cool group" But i am freinds with people that are, so i am part of the cool group but not REALLY COOL group, and anyway my friends aren't mean to anyone and i talk to everyone who wants to talk..I am a nice cool person. Anyway we didn't have easter vacation but I am in the middle of spring vacation that ends SUnday...so i dont have to go to prison...I mean school (same thing, prison=school)

The cool group in my school is nice, but the Girls are so bitc** and snotty. The guys are nice so i am friends with them but I am not like "super cool"

were all biatches at my school. its not considered to mean unless yer talking about that person in front of their face

Noted...

I have one very close girlfriend I have known since I was five. Other than the assorted acquaintances of Tom's buddies and his three sisters, thats plenty.

"I have no friends, only relations."

well since I rule you all .......

That is still open for debate.

Well I consider you guys here my friends too. You're just in a different group on my e-mail list.


"Family"
"Co-Workers"
"Friends"
"Collective oddities"

We're the oddities right?

No Lance, we're the family.

*makes obscene gesture with hand*

Oh I can just imagine sitting around the holiday dinner table with this crew...

That would be ugly. The neighbors would call the police.

FOOD FIGHT !!!

It would be just like Animal House.

I'd be out front like John Belushi in the begining, taking a piss.

Then a naked manaquin would fly out the window.

Oh Yeah. *hands To a big jar of mustard*

I'd be D-day riding his motorcyle up the steps.

"Seven years of college down the drain."

"Its not gonna be an orgy"

if you need a tissue, just tell me... I'll ask someone else then

I don't think that was in the movie.

"What am I?" *shoves boiled egg in his mouth*

p... i..... g

As in the 5-0 or the Fuzz?

I smell bacon...maybe it's from the PIG

Pery Important Gerson?

*puts chewed egg in his cheeks, slams cheeks real hard and spits egg bits all over finti, Lance and yerssot*

"A zit! Get it?!"

and you had to include me in the fun because ...?

We did?

Every fall the trees are filled with toilet paper. Every spring the toilets explode.

but they sit hard

Try again.

when it's summer perhaps

now it is time for " you are a P I G, pig"

do we have to start discodancing now?

yes and you have to grow an afro too.

Turn up that KC and the sunshine tune

*starts growing some hair*
hmm... this could take years!

Baldie.

you are what you eat...

French fries?

I thought he ate waffles.

French fries first, with tartare sauce.

Well I've had them with vinegar, ketchup and even with gravy. But I never had them with tartar sauce.

OUr primary sauce is mayonaise, and so is the Belgian's. But tartare sauce is quite special and very Belgian... And very tasty.

Mind you, our mayonaise is a bit less sour than your salad mayonaise...

I'd try it. I love tartar sauce. Actually I can't think of any sauce I don't like. We also put Old Bay on our french fries. Even better with vinegar too.

Old Bay?

you see! Belgium has SOME use!

but we had to look reeaally good to find it

doesn't matter
now we have to find something good about Norway

Old Bay is a seasoning. Spicy and salty. We put it on hard shells crabs and shrimp.