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Why is ear-wax orange, but boogers are green?

All I know is that they stick to your fingers when you pick em.

But why are they different colors? Arn't they both formed from dirty air?

I guess.

Maybe the hairs in your eares and nose have different types of folicles that form different types of chromosones that alter the pigments of the colors.

What the hell did I just say???

I don't know.

Suddenly highschool science must have come back to haunt me. I am probably wrong anyways. I just know the technical words that accompany science.

I've got bastard allergies, too. So I have snot coming out of my nose like a fountain.

My nose has been running too. Maybe I have a cold.

Maybe your brain is melting.

*Jumps into giant freezer*

HaHa! Not anymore!!! This brain will leak no more!

Hey, grab me a grape popsicle in there, will ya?

*Shivering*

I...can't...move.

Don't stick your tongue out.

Ah caant ut's tuck to the top of my mouf.

I can't remember ever having a thread with this disgusting a title. You could have made it the "Ear Wax, Boogers and Toe Jam Thread" you know.

Toe Jam sucks.

and tomatos are red...

if that gets it any better, this thread must REALLY be bad!

Not so long ago we had a discussion about the colour of belly button fluff, but this thread takes us to an all time low.

Good work To.

Hey, I really wanna know: Why are boogers green and ear wax is orange?

I already tried to answer. I just don't know if I'm right.

Are you ever?

1. pollen and chemical pollution
2. dirt w/ear oil

why do you wanna know To?

*flicks a big slimmy green booger on keo and finti*

only a guy would find boogers and earwax entertaining...

But I do seem to remember Dim participating in the belly button lint thread.

Yes but there's a difference! Lint comes in pretty colors..

So do my boogers and earwax.

Oooooooooooooooh....you need to go to the doctor! GUNNNNDYYYY!!!! queeq needs to have his temperature taken!

I think it was Gundy that installed this special function, actually. They even light up in the dark so I can body paint her.

Oooooo...body paint. Just like finger paints in kindergarten....

Yup. And you love it so when I write "queeq loves Gundy on your stomach".

Ick..it makes you sound like a glow worm.

And I make her squeal like one too.

Dimmy has a glow worm ! Dimmy has a glow worm !

*giggles childishly*

Well, I don't.

I never had one either. I had Winnie The Pooh, Humpty Dumpty, Raggedy Ann and Andy, a rabbit and a little black bear.

How cute.

I had a Cabbage Patch Kid actually.

I had GI Joes! I hate the "POWER RANGERS"!

go go power rangers

Did your parents beat up other parents at the store to get you that Dim ?

Cabbage Patch Kid Dolls are like sooooo 1984!!!
The movie left me trumatized @nd disturbed!

Remember the Garbage Pail Kids???

Cabbage Patch kid???

looks like Yers

no, garbage pail kids. They were the absolute opposite of cabbage patch kids. These garbage pail kids are the juvenile delinquents, rejects, bottom of the barrel, scraping the bottom of the barbage pail. they were gross. saw a few of the pics on David Letterman show, I think. would never think of spending any money on that garbage.

I'm afraid I know neither.

Try this.
http://204.29.171.80/framer/navigation.asp?charset=utf-8&cc=US&frameid=1565&lc=en-us&providerid=262&realname=Cabbage+Patch+Kids&uid=3638382&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.cabbagepatchkids.com%2F

Yep..I didn't have those Garbage Pail Kid cards..

..anyway, I had a red headed one...and a bald Premie one...and one of those weird Cat Pet ones...

queeq (to explain) the cool thing about the Cabage Patch Kids is that you can adopt them and they always has weird names. Well..usually.. Names Like Ulysses Ralph and Delphia Primrose

I saw a pic of the garbage pail kids, REAL NASTY THINGS

They even made a full length movie with them. I used to have a butt load of the cards. I thought they were way better than those girlie Cabbage Patch Kids.

I have a Cabbage Patch Kid.

His head is loaded with booges and earwax.

Thats disgusting. Here comes my tomato juice. BLACH !!!

Are you sure that's not a bloody Mary? It's early, Gundy, you really think you should be drinking already?

Hehehe.

No, it was straight tomato juice with my bagel this morning. Actually I need to pick up another bottle of Mrs. T. I've only got about 3 fingers left. But I've got lots of Absolut Peppar Vodka.

Ooo. Better wait until noon before you tackle that.

Its at home. I'm at the office. No danger there. Noontime will probably be an ice tea with a subway.

That sounds a little healthier.

Veggie delight with honey mustard.

Sounds .... healthy. YUUUGGH

WHat is a veggie delight?

Green and yummy?

purple and icky?

That sounds yummy.

Dim, don't you have Subways out there ?

That's lovely.

they have a subway in London

*smacks forehead for attempting to talk normally with queeq and finti*

Dim - a veggie delight is a sub from subway that is all veggies, no meat.

hence the name

*Han Solo voice* How wonderful you're here to tell us these things, Gundy.

Keep the boogers and earwax outta that sandwitch, Gundy.

Why?

OH well, I wasn't even thinking of Subway... I always get the Chicken Breast on cheese bread.

veggie delite = rabbit food

indeed...and who is a bunny.... preferably a Playboy one ..in a bikini

Oooooooo....we don't have cheese bread out here.

I like the Italian BMT at Subway

You always bend over your food like that?

bend over?????????

who's bending over???????

How else should she get her chicken breast on her sandwich?

We're both gonna be slapped big time for that one, finti.

*fires up To's slapping machine for queeqer and finti's punishment*

*pushes their bodies into slapping bars*

happy smacking

*slapping machine whirrrrrrrrs away at queeqer and finti*

geez, yersssss, they're enjoy their slapping too much.

*turns switch up to faster*

gives K the Xtreme ToMacco Slapping Machine

this will help a bit perhaps?

whoa, there, yerssssss, neat toy

all thanks to mah for making a new one

thank you, mah *kiss*

it was all done for the sake of slapping

and ofcourse to make a system that he can't be slapped

HUH?..He can be slapped by anyone...at anytime!

ouch

no, he has a special system in it, if you remove it, the machine doesn't work anymore

but we can hot wire it so it will wop him on the head on command.

but... but ... he's the creator! if we do that, he won't make new goodies!

yes stop with those evil plans, keo!

*points at mah*
you called K evil!

nooo, wouldn't dare to do that!

*points at yers*
You lyed!

The slapping machine has been modified during moving. It doesn't slap anyone who works here.

Anyway, quite off topic, however enjoyable, and over 100. Closing.