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KMC. Get divorced in 3 seconds flat!
there, a divorce thread just incase

Originally posted by Demarthl
KMC. Get divorced in 3 seconds flat!
there, a divorce thread just incase good job

*lol* this rocks...
now i've no prob to marry "again"
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HAHA
Well it had to b done.

too bad there isn't a hire-a-hit-man thread

nice idea

my ex-husband would be the first to go!!! die ***** die!!!!! oh sorry was I typing that?

Welcome to divorce court...today we will be choosing who gets the kids in the A1 v. Maynard divorce court.... I'm an idiot

wow i was right with random lol

my case..maynard is a deadbeat who runs around with forest animals

Originally posted by a1hsauce
my case..maynard is a deadbeat who runs around with forest animals

Maynard he makes a good argument lol

my case: A1 cant keep his legs closed and has over 100 children he has never met..but fathered

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
my case: A1 cant keep his legs closed and has over 100 children he has never met..but fathered
ouch...those are some harsh accusations there

I love you both..so how about I get the kids...

and you both visit me regularly naughty

How many children do you have together?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
ouch...those are some harsh accusations there i speak the truth in court...now i belive we had a pre-nup when we were married so i get half of your stuff

that is below the belt

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I love you both..so how about I get the kids...

and you both visit me regularly naughty
i like that idea... ummm maynards impotent by the way

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
How many children do you have together? 72

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
i speak the truth in court...now i belive we had a pre-nup when we were married so i get half of your stuff
YOU SON OF A B!TCH!

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i like that idea... ummm maynards impotent by the way you bastard..... yeah well a1 has 25 unknown STD's

i cant decide i say cut them up and then share the limbs equally

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
72
ok well you and allyn each get 36 of 'em

omg.....lol

Originally posted by T.M
i cant decide i say cut them up and then share the limbs equally thats what i said, but this greedy bastard wants the intact

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you bastard..... yeah well a1 has 25 unknown STD's
jawdrop
MAYNard invinted 32 new stds!! and it originated in sharks!

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
ok well you and allyn each get 36 of 'em he wants 52 of them

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i like that idea... ummm maynards impotent by the way

I can think of other things to do...

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
you bastard..... yeah well a1 has 25 unknown STD's

had..well as long as they've cleared up!

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
thats what i said, but this greedy bastard wants the intact

now that is just being unreasonable

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
he wants 52 of them
let him have them....do you really wanna take care of 72 children by yourself?

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I can think of other things to do...



had..well as long as they've cleared up! no he still has em...17 are deadly.

he has 1 night to live

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
let him have them....do you really wanna take care of 72 children by yourself? I can get 100 bucks a head on the black market

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I can get 100 bucks a head on the black market

lol

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
I can think of other things to do...



had..well as long as they've cleared up!
i reserve the right to do those things with you...excuse you very much
theyve cleared up

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
no he still has em...17 are deadly.

he has 1 night to live
well if hes gonna die tomorrow all the kids are gonna have to go to you anyway..

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
I can get 100 bucks a head on the black market
see he has a financial agenda

so i guess i win

Originally posted by xLiNdS x 622x
well if hes gonna die tomorrow all the kids are gonna have to go to you anyway..

i think neither they both lose kick them out on the street they prob be safer

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sigh

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you wanna censored2ing go now? i will take you the censored2 out censored2 censored2...welcome to my house..this is my censored2ing house you censored2

beeeeeeep

I got lost..


who got me?

maybe you should take it to court...

wow violence

verdict is in

i got an idea.. you can take the kids... ill take piggle horse

Originally posted by a1hsauce
i got an idea.. you can take the kids... ill take piggle horse no thats not gonna happen`

HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA

who do i get to take...?

wow this is... funny

fine... then i just wont get n e 1... glare....cry

omg, you are both freaks....lol. i say, you both make the oldest legal guardian then neither of you has kids. you are then free to party? see easy....lol. i think they would be safer that way anyways....lmao

i wanna be their kid!! lol

^ yeah i know, me too! lol

omg!! maynard and a1...! lemme bee ur baby!! lol.. that would be the most awesomest thing everer!! ^^

lmao.....

yes.. i think it is perfectly appropriate that these two become my divorced sisfunctional parents lol

mah bebeh!!!!

mi daddy

well.. so u guys r officially divorced then.?

this court is f*cked up....lol

im not speaking with that other party schmoll

ok.. well i still wanna be ur baby
lol.. i g2g byez

Did someone say Party!

flashboobs

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
Did someone say Party!

flashboobs best smilie ever

later silverts

wait, i need to ask, why was i not invited to the wedding???!!!!

lol i dunno if we even had a wedding

it was small in vegas because he's a cheap bastard

um........how the f*ck do you get a divorce then?

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
it was small in vegas because he's a cheap bastard

o nice one a1, you are an ass...lol

Drive thru white chapel?

Originally posted by a1hsauce
lol i dunno if we even had a wedding wtf do you mean....

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
it was small in vegas because he's a cheap bastard
hey its not my fault i like the bright lights

Originally posted by a1hsauce
hey its not my fault i like the bright lights


you act like a 2 year old....................lol this is soo much fun.

Was Elvis your best man?

no smarty pants...he was the brides maid

hey, who was the bride? i take it that one was a1, i hear he is quite femine.......lol

my a1 is all man!

schmoll

plus it's maynard who likes to wear high heels and dresses...

i didnt know that one............lol

Originally posted by Piggle Humsy
my a1 is all man!

schmoll

plus it's maynard who likes to wear high heels and dresses...
yeap.. i wear the pants in that household..

and maynard wears the Panties

i was at tha wedding

YOU 2 Stay together for the kids

i still wanna be the kid... glare

Originally posted by RaeRox
you act like a 2 year old....................lol this is soo much fun.
Benjy want TEDDY WAH

* gives hima teddy bear and a loli pop*

mmm lollipop

Originally posted by silvertsume
* gives hima teddy bear and a loli pop* YAY Benjy Happybanyey

Originally posted by Maynard-is-god
its working I'm getting the 2 back together so then the 50 kids they have will not grow up seperated

Drat I blurted out my masterplan.

Originally posted by BENITO
its working I'm getting the 2 back together so then the 50 kids they have will not grow up seperated

Drat I blurted out my masterplan. i belive we had 72 kids

73... dont forget the one in the basement...Hugo

ahh yes.....hugo

Who gets the baby?

this thread is now about everyone so whos first