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I have to find a new job soon and whoever hires me better not give me a drug test.

hoover

I sniff coke















without the ice cubes of course

I failed a drug test once in Alaska! I'll have to tell that story one day. It's quite funny.

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pissing in a cup
yep

Thankfully I've never had a drug test

Tell Us the story TH!!!

Dont you find the bubbles make you sneeze?

You could try drinking 6 pints of water a day for 3 days before the interview
























Wont do you any good but it'll be funny cos you'll keep pis*ing....

I thought you'd never ask. Here's the skinny.

It was 1998, I believe, and I decide to go visit one of my best friends in Alaska. So, I decide that Girdwood Alaska is a cool place and that I want to move there for the Summer and get my own pad, the works. So, there's the 7-ll that is basically the last place to get gas for a while, and it's on the outskirts of Girdwood along the Turnagain (sp) Arm. Remind me to tell you the Turnagain Arm story.


To be continued. . .. . . . . not that anyone gives a rat's ass.

*hands TH a rats ass* Please continue!

So, I apply for the job and they make me go into Anchorage and meet with some guy who is going to interview me at the Tosoro Corporate Office. So I go in and I breeze through the interview process, we chat about my family that lives up there, about his swords hanging on the wall, yadda yadda . . ..

So, he tells me I gotta take a drug test in a week and I'm like, 'no prob.' But, inside my head, I was like, 'holy shit, Tired Hiker, you are the biggest fu*king ***head I know!'

To be cont . . ... .

Dude, I don't condone my past behavior in any way! I'm a changed man since then. There will be a morally valuable lesson in the end. Just give me a chance.

So, I'm hanging out with the local Girdwood folk, and they party like a bunch of Hobbits/snowboarders which was cool, cuz I snow board. So, I make some friends, we twist some fat*ies and stuff, and of course I try that herbal stuff the day of the drug test to flush my system. Riiiiiiiiiiiiight. So, I go in and pee in a cup and call a few days later to get the test results and the lady tells me the results are positive! So, I say, "You mean I passed?"

And then it got quiet.

I realized she didn't think I was as funny as I thought I was funny. So, I told her, "I should have studied harder. Sorry for wasting your time." Then I hung up and flew back home a few days later and finished school and ended up landing a solid career. So, if it weren't for failing the drug test, I might be working at a 7-11 in Girdwood Alaska right now. The moral of the story . . .. . . . don't crack jokes with the drug test lady.

Actually, that 7-11 job in Girdwood doesn't sound so bad.

Isnt the moral of the story 'dont do drugs''

One would think...

But it's really a statement against the government's and some of society's disdain for nature's gifts.

That may be true but it aint the moral of the stroy in this case...it is the moral overall thou..

Like mushooms! Did you know that there are rabits who especailly look for the shrooms and eat them....yeah!
Can you imgaine being a rabbit and looking for shrooms to eat all day long....i bet they dont even know they are rabbits....mwahaha

Hence, 'Follow the white rabbit.' Um, hello!

Really??!??!























sleepy

I believe it. Rabbits have very bulging eyes. That creates a 'fish eye' effect that basically captures a vast amount of visuali. Rabbits are smart. They understand and practice the act of altering one's reality and embracing the entertaining effects.

rabbits are cool...and creepy. Im so scared of them...because when i was younger i watched Watership Down...cry That animation is not for kids...its evil..and now im scared for life....

Rabbits basically can run very fast. ONe time I was mountainbiking in the back country of Ft. Ord in Monterey CAlifornia, and this JackRabbit was totally hopping right in front of me for like seven seconds. It looked so cool. It was huge too, i never have seen a rabbit so big moving so fast, shaking the ground in front of me. It was a moment. *wipes tears*

I had a drugs test for a job this week. I was flapping it because of my previous problems, but passed without any trace.

According to a website I visited, most stuff is out of your system in a couple of weeks.

It didn't stop me worrying about it for weeks before though, I was having recurring nightmares about it leading up to the test day. Mech says: just say "no" kids.

Well...if you eat a baguette with sesame seeds on them...if you eat a lot of them, and take a drug test, you could be tested positive or heroin

I think thats poppy seeds isn't it?

I couldn't say no to a baguette though.

Yeah...actually, you might be right poppy seeds it is


mmmmm baguette...early in the morning...while you're running for a train, with a cup of coffee in your other hand....

I haven't used public transport for years, its for the proles!

cry *runs away*


You Birmingham folk....show offs

my bro used that herbal crap to get a job at costco. He was high as a kite with me the day before, but he actually followed the directions on the back of the box *hint hint TH* and he passed no problem. He quit the job a week later because it was winter and they had him do shopping cart detail in the parking lot. Moral of the stories....drugs are good!

I'm sorry lils! *hugs*

Just wait till you get your own wheels though, you'll know exactly what I mean.

What brand, what brand??

poppy seeds are opium
t.v. proves useful after all

is that where you get your drugs?

yes burly
theres a station, where you can order drugs from





























it's called the health network they sell medicine

I have drugs in my bathroom Don't call the cops or anything

My god really, alert the fecking media detective

I think heroin is an opiate based drug.

Yeah, poppy seeds are the ones that feck it all up.