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Is white wee normal? Is it OK to be white instead of yellow?

its better

No it should be yellow

are you serious?.....all that means it you have been drinking alot of water...but if you havent been drinking alot of water and have white wee than your not getting enough vitamins

what's wee?

Originally posted by Clovie
what's wee? Urine, Piss, Pee-Pee, Golden Shower

Originally posted by Clovie
what's wee?

its like pee

Originally posted by shellie
its better Is it? Cool

Umm - what about green poo?

Originally posted by Corran
Is it? Cool

Umm - what about green poo?

That's the kind that burns on the way out.

Originally posted by Corran
Is it? Cool

Umm - what about green poo?

lol bruce banner

Wee is having a really good time...

But seriously,,you probably drank too much water..But that's a good thing.

Originally posted by Clovie
i would know with the first one....

and to the subject.
it is transparent after coke I've had no coke.

um. white wee is usualy from cows

Originally posted by Corran
Although it's not very golden at the moment.

Ok...See Through Shower?

Originally posted by Corran
I've had no coke. coffee then?

Originally posted by debbiejo
Wee is having a really good time...

But seriously,,you probably drank too much water..But that's a good thing. You think that drinking water is a good thing? Are you aware of what fish do in water?

Originally posted by The Ones
um. white wee is usualy from cows That's milk.

Originally posted by Clovie
coffee then? Oh yes, I've had loads of coffee - in fact I'm positively buzzing

Originally posted by Corran
That's milk.

im aware of that!

Originally posted by Corran
Oh yes, I've had loads of coffee - in fact I'm positively buzzing so that's it.

Originally posted by The Ones
im aware of that! Jelly good You are cleverer than I look then.

Originally posted by Clovie
so that's it. Wowwww, you're sooo Clever Clovie, he-he clever clovie

Smart is Sooo sexy

Originally posted by Corran
Wowwww, you're sooo Clever Clovie, he-he clever clovie

Smart is Sooo sexy it because the coffee contains cofein (and so does coke, i don't drink coffee, so i thought of coke firstly) and it makes your organism to filtrate stuff faster, so ....
it is also probable that you're going to toilet more often



oh reallly?

Originally posted by Corran
Is it? Cool

Umm - what about green poo?

means you're well hydrated

green poo = plenty of iron

Originally posted by Clovie
it because the coffee contains cofein (and so does coke, i don't drink coffee, so i thought of coke firstly) and it makes your organism to filtrate stuff faster, so ....
it is also probable that you're going to toilet more often



oh reallly? Yes, I have been going to the toilet a lot - are you stalking me?

Originally posted by Corran
Yes, I have been going to the toilet a lot - are you stalking me? yes droolio


and honestly. it is how cofeine works it was rather obvious.

Originally posted by shellie
means you're well hydrated

green poo = plenty of iron It's all the spinach, I've been taking a 'leaf' out of popeyes book

I'm strong to the finish cos I eats me spinach, I'm Corran the Jedi Man toot toot

Originally posted by Clovie
yes droolio


and honestly. it is how cofeine works it was rather obvious. droolio

I need to go the toilet again or my next thread will be 'Have you ever pee'd your pants?'

Originally posted by Corran
It's all the spinach, I've been taking a 'leaf' out of popeyes book

I'm strong to the finish cos I eats me spinach, I'm Corran the Jedi Man toot toot you are indeed a smart one sir

Originally posted by shellie
you are indeed a smart one sir

Originally posted by Clovie


Are you two ladies poking fun at me? cry

I dont look at my own pee like some people doo.......*shudder*

Originally posted by Loving_Daniel11
I dont look at my own pee like some people doo.......*shudder* How strange.

Strange? Check yourself.

Originally posted by Corran
Are you two ladies poking fun at me? cry i was laughing at that new idea of a thread to make.

Originally posted by Loving_Daniel11
Strange? Check yourself. I do and that's how I know what colour my wee is.

Originally posted by Corran
Is white wee normal? Is it OK to be white instead of yellow?

Good God! Gary, see a doctor IMMEDIATELY! OMFG..I cannot believe you are still standing. This is NOT a joking matter...get to the hospital or call an ambulance post stat!

Originally posted by Clovie
i was laughing at that new idea of a thread to make. New thread, where?

Originally posted by Corran
Is white wee normal? Is it OK to be white instead of yellow?

depends on what you mean by white.

Is it more like a clear inwhich case it's fine

but if it's more like cloudy white then it can indicate beeding from your kidneys

Originally posted by Baylin
depends on what you mean by white.

Is it more like a clear inwhich case it's fine

but if it's more like cloudy white then it can indicate beeding from your kidneys It's more clear - I guess it just looks white against the porcelain.

Originally posted by Corran
New thread, where? here:

Originally posted by Corran
droolio

I need to go the toilet again or my next thread will be 'Have you ever pee'd your pants?'

ahhh right.

Originally posted by Corran
Are you two ladies poking fun at me? cry *pokes*

Originally posted by Corran
ahhh right. yeash.

pokey

Originally posted by Corran
It's more clear - I guess it just looks white against the porcelain.

Now you need to taste it, if it's sweet you could be hyperglycaemic.

Some of the signs and symptoms of Hyperglycaemia -

Excess thirst
Excess hunger
Excess urination
Tired
Smelly very sweet breath

I'm not taking the piss but I really recomend you taste your urine first before you do anything else

Originally posted by Baylin
Now you need to taste it, if it's sweet you could be hyperglycaemic.

Some of the signs and symptoms of Hyperglycaemia -

Excess thirst
Excess hunger
Excess urination
Tired
Smelly very sweet breath

I'm not taking the piss but I really recomend you taste your urine first before you do anything else but it just just that he drinks too much of coffee.
simplier.

Originally posted by Baylin
Now you need to taste it, if it's sweet you could be hyperglycaemic.

Some of the signs and symptoms of Hyperglycaemia -

Excess thirst
Excess hunger
Excess urination
Tired
Smelly very sweet breath

I'm not taking the piss but I really recomend you taste your urine first before you do anything else Thanks but, I have none of those syptoms I shall give this a miss - any how I can't even say Hyperglyco...hypercly....hypergyi...oh whatever - so I can't have it

Originally posted by Clovie
but it just just that he drinks too much of coffee.
simplier. I like Clovie better than Baylin.

Originally posted by Clovie
but it just just that he drinks too much of coffee.
simplier.

hey, you just shush your cake hole!


Originally posted by Corran
Thanks but, I have none of those syptoms I shall give this a miss - any how I can't even say Hyperglyco...hypercly....hypergyi...oh whatever - so I can't have it

ok so I was just taking the piss...

but you can have it back now!

dude it means u have...syphillis!!

I like Icewithin the least.

Originally posted by Corran
I like Clovie better than Baylin. good choice winkiss



Originally posted by Baylin
hey, you just shush your cake hole! cake? where?

...

My poo always have the shape of the statue of liberty

Originally posted by Mandos
My poo always have the shape of the statue of liberty Thanks for that, you make me seem almost normal.

Originally posted by Corran
I like Icewithin the least.

sorry but its the truth

cry I knew better than to look at this thread.

Originally posted by Jedi Priestess
cry I knew better than to look at this thread. JP - I don't understand what you are meaning?

I mean, I knew that I was gonna get grossed out by this thread before I looked at it.

It's not meant to be gross - oh my, my thread has offended JP, woe is me cry

sometimes it looks like the San Fransisco bridge...

You have a real talent.

k... so back on topic corran's dying

My wee is always clear because I drink nothing but water.

Take lots and lots and lots and lots of B2 vitamin, then
your wee will glow in the dark! It's true!...sort of.

Or punch yourself repeatedly in the kidneys, then you'll
have dark red wee. I had it when I had kidney stones,
and it was mesmerizing.

i dunno if anyone has said this because i couldn't be assed to read all 67 posts but the more yellow the urine is the more Ammonia is present thats all.

in fact Ammonia is toxic so the less the better so ur ok.

Originally posted by wuTa
are you serious?.....all that means it you have been drinking alot of water...but if you havent been drinking alot of water and have white wee than your not getting enough vitamins

You mean wee wee right?I would say there is something wrong with that.JMtoilet_flush

Originally posted by IceWithin
k... so back on topic corran's dying Everyone of us is dying one day ata a time.

thaks for that

It's true.

....i've been thinking about that tasting thing baylin suggested..
do you know that it is how the ancient chinese has discovered 'the inbalance of glucose'-illness (i don't english name for it )

That's that hyper thingy Baylin mentioned

it is called hyperglaucaemia? i thought it has some shorter name too

did you know Elvis Presleys mom used to to take the urine from his diaper first thing in the morning and used it for two things...

1) she treated pimples and blemishes by dabbing it on and letting it dry

and

2)when Elvis had an ear infection, she would take his urine and put a few drops in his ear

she say it cleared things right up

all i got to say about that is....thank god for modern medicine

Originally posted by shellie
did you know Elvis Presleys mom used to to take the urine from his diaper first thing in the morning and used it for two things...

1) she treated pimples and blemishes by dabbing it on and letting it dry

and

2)when Elvis had an ear infection, she would take his urine and put a few drops in his ear

she say it cleared things right up

all i got to say about that is....thank god for modern medicine I think it sounds like Elvis's mum was taking the piss out of him.

You're all sick

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're all sick Finally you get it.

thats one smart cat

Everyone likes smart pussy.

sorry, i got caught short there

Originally posted by BlackC@t
You're all sick no. i'm getting healthier recently

Originally posted by Corran
Everyone likes smart pussy.

Absolutley!

Good for you Clovie

I ate a donkey, could that kill me? cry

Originally posted by Korri
I ate a donkey, could that kill me? cry Not now you've eaten it, but beforehand a swift kick from a donkey could easily have killed you.

cry im that weak?

Originally posted by Korri
cry im that weak? hug no, but they have a mean kick.

So do i babeh. pimp

Originally posted by Corran
Good for you Clovie i do very much think so

Originally posted by Korri
So do i babeh. pimp flirt2 tee-hee I bet you do.

you know it hunny bee flirt1

pepsi

Hey Shell

how are you?

Doin fine Korri, hows you?

I love your sig and avi, very nice.

yeah im good, i have to go back to school now, i took the last 2 periods off because our whole school was supposed to go to this stupid service in the church and i was the only person in my class so i just went

Thanks Kill Bill gone Pshycadelic droolio

your little wolf is cute my granfather has a white alsatian that is like a wolf he is so sweet, if i find a pic i shall post!

try not to have to much fun sweetness

please do, id love to see him!

Originally posted by Corran
Is white wee normal? Is it OK to be white instead of yellow?
dunno if this has been answered, but it's meant to be white/clear ... means you have been drinking enough water! if its yellow you need to drink more

my verdict on this topic sick05

Originally posted by BakaXero
my verdict on this topic sick05 That's just sick.

Originally posted by Corran
That's just sick.
and there you have my verdigt

eek

nastiness

cry

Originally posted by Corran
That's just sick.

yes that is just sick, lots of it mind all over each of those smilies

Mmmmm pavement pizza

its just this topic...

Originally posted by BakaXero
its just this topic... Just add it to your ignore threads - oh wait you can't anymore

Originally posted by Corran
Mmmmm pavement pizza

ah... nothing quite like a psychadelic yawn!

i dont add anything to my ignore list.
theres no point...
unless someone really annoyed me. but it seems that im the one that annoys others.

Here's a question: If you drank pee, would you pee water?

Originally posted by Baylin
ah... nothing quite like a psychadelic yawn! Isn't it a bit worrying when it tastes better on the way out than it did on the way in?

funny though iv'e always found beer tastes the same either way, only I get an immense feeling of loss when it comes up

I think with you part of the loss is that you don't get to stand with the little wolf out as much in the company of other men.

Um... maybe I have hold of the wrong end of the stick here but I must admit I prefer to get the little wolf out in the company of women.

I know it makes me strange but... well... men just dont do it for me...

hey shellie

Originally posted by Baylin
Um... maybe I have hold of the wrong end of the stick here but I must admit I prefer to get the little wolf out in the company of women.

I know it makes me strange but... well... men just dont do it for me... then i may just have a fighting chance here being that im a woman and stuff....

Originally posted by Mighty Yoda
hey shellie hey glen

Originally posted by shellie
try not to have to much fun sweetness

please do, id love to see him!

yeah it was actually ok because i got back at lunch and my mates were in the hall with their instruments ready to play a show but it got cancelled because hardly anyone was there, so we just jammed. It was great!


i will get some pics next time im at my grans

coolness

anyway enough about me

hows you day going?

Originally posted by Korri
anyway enough about me

hows you day going? Pissy

Mines okay, aside from being at work that is.

Originally posted by Baylin
Mines okay, aside from being at work that is. so a bit pissy then?

Originally posted by Corran
Pissy

your really funny .

Originally posted by Korri
your really funny . I'm guessing you mean that in a purely sarcastic manner - now play nicely.

Originally posted by Corran
so a bit pissy then?

You could say that, but the alternative is being at home with the wife and kids...

it's all swings and roundabouts I suppose

Originally posted by Corran
I'm guessing you mean that in a purely sarcastic manner - now play nicely.

nup beehotch

Originally posted by Baylin
You could say that, but the alternative is being at home with the wife and kids...

it's all swings and roundabouts I suppose My alternative today was playing golf but I could not get the day off but off to the pub later

Originally posted by Korri
nup beehotch messa not being biatchy .

i belive ya not nup

But, but, but I don't lie...well maybe sometimes, but not big ones...well not many just a few...well maybe a little more than a few but nothing malicious....except for when I'm feeling malicious which is once in a blue moon.....albiet for 4 days every blue moon, but hey nobody's perfect no EVEN me.

you said "no even me"

that is so glaswegian droolio

Originally posted by Korri
anyway enough about me

hows you day going? so far, so good thats subject to change as the day wears on though.

Originally posted by shellie
so far, so good thats subject to change as the day wears on though.

hug

Originally posted by Korri
you said "no even me"

that is so glaswegian droolio you'll nee catch me soonding Glaswegian agin

Originally posted by shellie
so far, so good thats subject to change as the day wears on though.

i hope not hug

heh i have to work tonight...

you can laugh at me that will cheer you up!

Originally posted by Corran
you'll nee catch me soonding Glaswegian agin

now you just sound silly...

That's because I am silly, silly.

silly billy... man

I thought white pee meant you drink too much caffeine


or is that yellow...now i'm confused :confuse:

It was white yesterday after 8 coffees, is yellow today after 4, so I guess too much = white

either that or your kidneys work backwards

icon5 backward Adrenals

I used to be like that...but it was pepsi

Originally posted by Korri
icon5 backward Adrenals

No dear, that would backward Renals, the Adrenals dont normally effect the colour of your urine

Originally posted by Baylin
either that or your kidneys work backwards Some would say that everything about me is backwards.

i would .

Originally posted by Baylin
hug hugOriginally posted by Korri
i hope not hug

heh i have to work tonight...

you can laugh at me that will cheer you up!



now you just sound silly... hug