Spin dat shit: Battle Rhymes an' Blingin'...

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Ou Be Low hoo
Yo, yo, yo, yo...

Dis iz da place for all you free-stylin' mofos out dere, who wanna drop some bombs and mix it reaaaaaaaaaaaaal good, like we do out west. You know wha' I'm talkin' about...Yea! Fo' shore, we got da beatZ...all yo' foolz have to do is bring da game! Yea...You know wha I'm freakin' on an' on an' on about...Step up to da mic, if youse finks youse gots da game and let it flow like dat river yo' always said it was gonna be! Boing!

Yea, yea, yea...I knows a lots of catZ got dere own style an' all and every mo' fo' way is REAL! Check dis, we ain't gotZ no real hatin' goin' on, but fo' real...Don't be going on and beefin' up other neckz of da woods...Bring it here, and we'll be settling it like men! Yea...

Seein' as I'm doGG callin' out all dis shit, I'm gonna do de talk to match de walk...Yea! Check me one time...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

People ain't commitin no crimes,
Cos they don't have no dimes,
Cos their balls are too small,
But I got plenty for ya' all...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

My words have the reason,
My voice has the rhyme,
Every time I step out,
I be bustin mad rhyme...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

From the streets of Taipei,
To the halls of New York,
Westside Cali-for-Ni-A,
Every hoods gonna pay...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

One, two, six, nine, ten,
You do the math
But let me lead the way...
A 6 by 10 gives you an i-dea...
Drop the low scores and you be getting closer...
This is me, rocking a-cappella
Hootin and shootin,
Rappin and reelin,
Gettin sick of not seein peeps stealin,
Trash talkin bout a next generation,
Whadda dey say when an OG comes a playin...
Who me? When? What? Why?
Bloodclot me, and I'll let the twins fly...

Yo! Yo! Yo! Anyone willin to step up to ma flava? Don'tZ be matterin' if yo' do knows hip-hop...Jus give it a try...Yo, hh?? Yo dere? MF Doom? Anyone else, wanna step to me? Bring it!

Ou Be Low hoo
Oh, yo! Check me one time...

Dose lil' mofo '*****' work out sumthin like dis:

real ***** lover = real b!tch lover
mutha-****** = mutha-phucker

Peas.

Tptmanno1
I'll go get HH? and DR and we'll get that shit on....

Ou Be Low hoo
Sweat as pancakes an' syrup, doGG...Is jus' fo' da shit...Know what'z I'Z sayin'...Yea. S'all good.

SlipknoT
OBLH, are you ill?

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by SlipknoT
OBLH, are you ill?

Oh, yeahh...Fo' shure, lil' G...I'm da illest mofo ever! Word.

hh?
1. we cant freestyle or battle, cuz past moderators have been pissed. gotta ask them first.

2. that was really bad man...i hope u were joking.

MC Mike
LMAO laughing out loud

hh?
also...

since when the hell do freestyle have chorus'????

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Oh, yeahh...Fo' shure, lil' G...I'm da illest mofo ever! Word. Word to your motha cool

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by hh?
1. we cant freestyle or battle, cuz past moderators have been pissed. gotta ask them first.

2. that was really bad man...i hope u were joking.



Yo, check dis ^...! A man who ain't got nuthin' but smack to say and can't even say it in a rhymin' way. How g...

S'all good, if youse can't step-up...No Biggie, you diggy?

Peas.

Bun Bun
i thought it was hott freestyle or not

hh?
laughing laughing

you have to be joking. i wasn't even rhyming against you. i just stated my thoughts. ummm how about...

my freestyles are real, no need for a lyrical change of course/
cuz im the only mc capable of pushing superman of a horse/

wink ill continue tomorrow after school or whenever im on.

g2g peace

SlipknoT
yo yo yo anyone who wants to battle call it up hur yo

Tptmanno1
hh?, I think Sam will be OK with it as long as it doesn't get nasty, evil or otherwise.... (That question mark is really screwing up my puncuation....)

OK I posted this before but I added some stuff.... and I don't feel like writing a new one..

Simple, How you think you can rhyme
Ya Easy, I'll bury you in no time

(You think he's ready for this?/
I don't give a shit, Lets go!)

Your a slave to the system, simply a sheep/
Come on, go on, go follow bo peep/
but not me, Ima rebel, rebel with a cause/
I be spreadin freedom like santa clause/
And if you disagree/
Don't even try to stop me/
Cuz I drop the style like Zack/
Flash I'm gone, then back to attack/
Drop a Russian Cocktail, right on your floor/
Motolov, then you be running for the door/
Hoping and praying to the god that you desire/
To late for you, see you in the fire/

I never claimed to be smooth/
Like IT or DOOM/
But I spit the truth, so go back to your room/
You part of the problem, your bound to the norm/
Bowin down to the flag, Allegince you've sworn/
Part of the evil, the monstrosity/
The very same one, that though they could get away with the Murder of Che/
But no, the underestimate me/
They thought I could be scilenced/
By using something less than violence/
But a radical like me, Don't back down easily/
You want me to stop? To cease and decist?
Well comon Mother****er! Am I on your black list?
I'll give up only after you pulled the plug/
And even then I'll keep shouting/
Wiping off that look of yours, so smug/
And keeping the beret that I'm touting/
Like Mu, I'll spit from behind bars/
Make me a mayter, or blame it on an epidemic like Sars/
But you'll have to deal with me/
Maybe not now, but eventually/
It's gonna come to a bloody climax/
You can't stand me sitting here, spraying the facts/
Your fear of my eventual Coup/
And how I'm gonna take the power away from you.

Thats all for now....

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by hh?
you have to be joking. i wasn't even rhyming against you. i just stated my thoughts.

Yo, G...I knows dat! DatZ wat I was sayin, yo.

Originally posted by hh?
my freestyles are real, no need for a lyrical change of course/
cuz im the only mc capable of pushing superman of a horse/

Yo, dis shit has got a nice feelin' to it, yo...But I ain't gettin da thing about da horse...Are youse saying I'm a flyin horse, or sumthin? Dat shit is wack, yo.

Till next time. Peas to ma brothas who be keeping it real.

I'm not tryin to say my style is better than yours...You know de rest.

Check me.

hh?
no expression you didn't get it?

im out. waste of my time. peace

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by hh?
you didn't get it?

im out. waste of my time. peace

Yea, it must be my faultin'...'pushing superman of a horse' - shit, anybody-from-da-hood would know that wack-attack, right?

Anyone, yo, listen up, peeps...I needs me sum help...What's that shit mean, yo? Help a brother form another mother, would ya? Could ya? Should ya?

Simmer-sim-sim.

Ou Be Low hoo
tpt...Looks good, yo...but I gots to go...I'll check back later and wreck yo' flow.

Tptmanno1
I won't even get into my hate of people who act ghetto and stuff....

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
I won't even get into my hate of people who act ghetto and stuff....

Check ya, cos I won't even start playin about how I feel about mofos who don'ts gets dat dis shit is s'possed to be ironic. Rock me.

Deathblow
You crazy kids be sure to keep it clean(ish) now nono

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Deathblow
You crazy kids be sure to keep it clean(ish) now nono

Yo, check me, Deathblow...I ain't talkin' real shit in here, it just be playin. We iZ all knowin' da ruleZ of da game, cos dat's all it iz. Ain't nuthin' personal, so no need for anybodyonelovetomaman2PacRestInPeaceBiggie to start frontin real-time and saying dis dogg is wack or sumthin.

Peas.

Ketchuptome
hh? cant spit 4 shit

hh?
laughing out loud^

hh?
i bet if i spit something "gangster", then you'll think im DOPE.

right?

something like

my guns are burners, equivalent to nat turners
every shot from my gat will leave crips and bloods on their backs
i throw my gang sign up, cuz im dope like Tupac
illness infects my foes when they see smallpox/small pacs

roll eyes (sarcastic)

Ketchuptome
Exatly.But thats not freesyling stupid!!

hh?
laughing i wrote that in a few seconds laughing

thats a freestyle. also known as textstyle

g2g, be back later

Ketchuptome
"cuz im the only mc capable of pushing superman of a horse"


Wat the fu*k is this pushin' superman of a horse..Wat is that suppose to mean..
Dam man...Just give up..

dave123
laughing out loud Great thread guys stick out tongue

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
"cuz im the only mc capable of pushing superman of a horse"


Wat the fu*k is this pushin' superman of a horse..Wat is that suppose to mean..
Dam man...Just give up..

are you THAT STUPID.

THINK HARDER.

hh?
Originally posted by dave123
laughing out loud Great thread guys stick out tongue

stick out tongue

hh?
YOU CANT BE THAT STUPID. C'mon think!! its not that hard.

Ketchuptome
U stupid!!
Superman!!!Who the hell use superman in a freestyle dam loser

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
U stupid!!
Superman!!!Who the hell use superman in a freestyle dam loser

laughing REAL MC's do.

you're really stupid man laughing

creativity is the key to winning battles.

have you even ever freestyled? you cant win battles with bull shit rhymes.

Ketchuptome
I dont think usein' cartoons will win u a battle..
DUH!!!

hh?
NOT THE CARTOON laughing

you are truely an IDIOT.

im out, be back later.

Ketchuptome
Then u gonna use the comic book.

such a loser!!!!

Tptmanno1
Its called a METAPHOR,
Ya know, like advanced literary devices, Writing raps is like writing poety. Any dipshit can do it, but it takes creativity and intelligence to do it right, and make it good. Do you think Shakespere just "flowed" and wrote everything prefectly clear? No he used metaphors and other rhetorical devices, it makes it better.


Oh and thanks for all the comments on my rap guys

Ketchuptome
I like ur rap..
It was 100 times better than hh?
He cant spit one bit

Afro Cheese
I didn't get the superman thing at first glance either but now I know what he was referring to. Sometimes I'm a little slow when it comes to that stuff.

Tptmanno> Your rap was good. Had a nice politically conscious side to it.

Tptmanno1
'tis what I do....
I'll make another one later

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
I like ur rap..
It was 100 times better than hh?
He cant spit one bit

you just contradicted yourself you dumbshit.

tpt did not freestyle (but very well written man, props thumb up )

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
Then u gonna use the comic book.

such a loser!!!!

nope. you STILL DIDN"T GET IT.

Tptmanno1
Originally posted by hh?
you just contradicted yourself you dumbshit.

tpt did not freestyle (but very well written man, props thumb up )
no I don't have the skills to freestyle...
I wrote the second half in one sitting, I just can't do it with a flow... I need to look over shit, and It took me forever to come up with something that rhymed with Climax and made sence.

hh?
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
no I don't have the skills to freestyle...
I wrote the second half in one sitting, I just can't do it with a flow... I need to look over shit, and It took me forever to come up with something that rhymed with Climax and made sence.

and it was good thumb up

most commercial mc's cant write like that. not even close.

Tptmanno1
Means alot coming from you hh?...
Now If only I had the voice, I could make a cd...

Hey speaking of CD's anyone know a good CD listing site? like DVD affecianado or whatever

hh?
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Means alot coming from you hh?...
Now If only I had the voice, I could make a cd...

Hey speaking of CD's anyone know a good CD listing site? like DVD affecianado or whatever

ask MF D00m

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by hh?
cuz im the only mc capable of pushing superman of a horse/


Oh! Snap a dap! Now, I get it...But I think you meant to use the word 'off', not 'of'! Ha ha...Using 'of' instead of 'off' makes a BIG difference to the meaning. Try and spell better next time, G...

Sumthin like dis...

Yo, my skillZ are wack and I'm inta talkin crap,
But dat don't matter enough to batter me,
Split-splatter me, I'll drop yo' face, cos I'm ace,
-Iz high, yo be low...Ain't no other brotha would got da flow,
Like me, cos I'm dope
Yo' drop'd da soap...B!tch, yo shoulda had a rope.
Check me wid ma invincible scope...I float.
Yo' just a punk wid out any soap.
Rope-a-dope-dope.

See wat I mean...peas.

hh?
sorry i type fast. didn't notice it thumb up

Dr. Strangelove
Originally posted by Tptmanno1
Means alot coming from you hh?...
Now If only I had the voice, I could make a cd...

Hey speaking of CD's anyone know a good CD listing site? like DVD affecianado or whatever

Guzzlefish is the best one I've found.

http://www.guzzlefish.com/index.php?PHPSESSID=6ef4a7f00910a8444304c41ba20aa4f9

Ou Be Low hoo
Yo, tpt to the 213, I'm-a comin straight back atcha...Check it...

1, 2, 3 and to the floor
That's where you'll be lyin'
As I begin to drop bombs once mo'er
5, 6, 7-8-9-10
It must be hard for yo
When I begin to begin again

I bring it from the streets with my lyrical remedy
You're not quite sick in the head
To bust my melody

I wish you'd try harder
But it seems a non-starter
Cos your words got no wit
Cos your beats got no rhyme
I win it from the top
And I'll stay here till the end of time

I wish I could curse
I wish I could swear
But the reason I'm not tryin
Is cos deyd kick ma ass outta here.

What's to fight?
What's to battle hard?
When you're just a little girl
Who's in need of an au pair...

Yo, give it up! One time! Yea! Yea! Yea!

Tptmanno1
Thanks alot,
heres what I got so far
http://www.guzzlefish.com/collection.php?username=tptmanno1&PHPSESSID=6ef4a7f00910a8444304c41ba20aa4f9

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Yo, yo, yo, yo...

Dis iz da place for all you free-stylin' mofos out dere, who wanna drop some bombs and mix it reaaaaaaaaaaaaal good, like we do out west. You know wha' I'm talkin' about...Yea! Fo' shore, we got da beatZ...all yo' foolz have to do is bring da game! Yea...You know wha I'm freakin' on an' on an' on about...Step up to da mic, if youse finks youse gots da game and let it flow like dat river yo' always said it was gonna be! Boing!

Yea, yea, yea...I knows a lots of catZ got dere own style an' all and every mo' fo' way is REAL! Check dis, we ain't gotZ no real hatin' goin' on, but fo' real...Don't be going on and beefin' up other neckz of da woods...Bring it here, and we'll be settling it like men! Yea...

Seein' as I'm doGG callin' out all dis shit, I'm gonna do de talk to match de walk...Yea! Check me one time...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

People ain't commitin no crimes,
Cos they don't have no dimes,
Cos their balls are too small,
But I got plenty for ya' all...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

My words have the reason,
My voice has the rhyme,
Every time I step out,
I be bustin mad rhyme...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

From the streets of Taipei,
To the halls of New York,
Westside Cali-for-Ni-A,
Every hoods gonna pay...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

One, two, six, nine, ten,
You do the math
But let me lead the way...
A 6 by 10 gives you an i-dea...
Drop the low scores and you be getting closer...
This is me, rocking a-cappella
Hootin and shootin,
Rappin and reelin,
Gettin sick of not seein peeps stealin,
Trash talkin bout a next generation,
Whadda dey say when an OG comes a playin...
Who me? When? What? Why?
Bloodclot me, and I'll let the twins fly...

Yo! Yo! Yo! Anyone willin to step up to ma flava? Don'tZ be matterin' if yo' do knows hip-hop...Jus give it a try...Yo, hh?? Yo dere? MF Doom? Anyone else, wanna step to me? Bring it!

Haha, what the **** was that,
Sit your ass down and quit thinking you phat
Don't try to rhyme, everyone knows you wack
When you spit you sound like a monkey on crack
I'll un-clot you, make you bleed from ya jugular
What's the matter with you lately, you must be bipolar
Maybe you just Philosophicus in a new sock
'Cause now you actin' all hardcore like you shot a cop
But one thing's for sure, you can't rap worth shit
Like four year olds in Wal-Mart havin' a fit
I'll give you this, you're ill, ill in the head
When I pick up the mic I leave competition for dead

Yo, don't mess with tha Darth, ***** no expression

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Oh! Snap a dap! Now, I get it...But I think you meant to use the word 'off', not 'of'! Ha ha...Using 'of' instead of 'off' makes a BIG difference to the meaning. Try and spell better next time, G...

Sumthin like dis...

Yo, my skillZ are wack and I'm inta talkin crap,


Did you just call yourself wack? no expression

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Darth Revan
Did you just call yourself wack? no expression

Yea...Dats right, little bird...I iZ bringin' whole lotta new flavaZ to da rap-game...'self-mofo-deprecation being key. Word. Check me...

Now whas dis shit, Daft be here pullin?
Tryin to dis, but he ain't understoodin
Dat de flava I got
Dat de wordz dat I speak
Be kickin his b!tch-ass
From here to next week.

Weak are yo' lyrix,
Weak are yo' rhymes
Now com' on, son
Quit wastin dis doGGs time

I ain't here to educate you
Or even placate you,
Cos you be a b!tch,
But yo' don't looky-likey ho
If that be de case
Den yo' really gotta go.

Weak are yo' lyrix
Weak are yo' rhymes
Now com' on, son
Quit wastin dis doGGs time

Does yo' mama know you up
As you skulkin in yo' room?
"Sonny-boy, Revan..get yo-self a broom...
Dis room is a tip,
And I'm really gonna FLIP...
Next time I catch you hidin' in Grandma's pantyhose,
I'm gonna phuck yo' up and give you a bloody nose"

Now listen to yo' mama,
Before she starts to stamma,
Cos she knows whats best
And if yo' good, she'll lend a dress
Cos we know yo' like dat shit
Even dough it's sick,
But each to their own,
Every LITTLE dog needs a bone,
Wait a minute...HOLD UP...
I think yo' mama be callin yo' ass home...

Check yo'self before I wreck yo'self.

Peas.

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Yea...Dats right, little bird...I iZ bringin' whole lotta new flavaZ to da rap-game...'self-mofo-deprecation being key. Word. Check me...

Now whas dis shit, Daft be here pullin?
Tryin to dis, but he ain't understoodin
Dat de flava I got
Dat de wordz dat I speak
Be kickin his b!tch-ass
From here to next week.

Weak are yo' lyrix,
Weak are yo' rhymes
Now com' on, son
Quit wastin dis doGGs time

I ain't here to educate you
Or even placate you,
Cos you be a b!tch,
But yo' don't looky-likey ho
If that be de case
Den yo' really gotta go.

Weak are yo' lyrix
Weak are yo' rhymes
Now com' on, son
Quit wastin dis doGGs time

Does yo' mama know you up
As you skulkin in yo' room?
"Sonny-boy, Revan..get yo-self a broom...
Dis room is a tip,
And I'm really gonna FLIP...
Next time I catch you hidin' in Grandma's pantyhose,
I'm gonna phuck yo' up and give you a bloody nose"

Now listen to yo' mama,
Before she starts to stamma,
Cos she knows whats best
And if yo' good, she'll lend a dress
Cos we know yo' like dat shit
Even dough it's sick,
But each to their own,
Every LITTLE dog needs a bone,
Wait a minute...HOLD UP...
I think yo' mama be callin yo' ass home...

Check yo'self before I wreck yo'self.

Peas.

Man, what's this shit with you and hooks
You gotta lot to learn punk, go upstairs and hit the books
I hate to break it to you *****, but you ain't Snoop Dogg
Your rhymes are indecipherable, hazy like midnight fog
I'd call you a five year old if that diss weren't so cliche
Watch out or I'll turn you into rapper pate
And that's pronounced "Pa-tay" in case you didn't know
I know I'm wastin' my time, like cops at a PE show
Knowledge is lost on you, like retards at night school
You don't even make sense, don't play me for a fool
Here doggy, have a nice helping of your ass
My rhymes'll damage ya, like Chuck D and Ras Kass
I warned you about me, and I'm not playin' anymore
I hope somebody's listenin' to keep score
no expression

hh?
DR! welcome back. we haven't rhymed in a long time.

no expression

we should start again

for now im going to sleep

g'd night

Ou Be Low hoo
Man, should I even try? Shiiiiit...Drop da beat...

Little man, in da pan
Yo' gotta add some salt,
As yo' start to bloat,
Dis doGG is da way,
Dis doGG is da life,
Now suck it up, punk.
Yo' be causin me no strife.

I'm the mutha-phuckin Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-phuckin King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the phuckin ring.

Bring on da next pretender to my throne,
I eat thro' little doGGs when dey show no back-bone,
I'm lookin for a doGG who can throw some bombs,
Not some punk-ass testin his wrestlin arm.
I'm ready for da next wigga,
If he, she, it can participate me
Bring it on, all yo mutha-phuckers...
Yo ain't never gonna deflate me.

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Time was when I cared,
Riskin mixin wid da wildlife
But looks like yo' ass is domesticated...
Yo' like a fairy, Mr. Wifey-wife

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Tryin to call out shit
Dat you're not understandin
I thought this was about ebonics?
Not some lady-boy who can't take da phonics.

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Yo, step to dis, yo, step to dat,
The real message here is it sounds like yous gots da clap!
Masturbation is a better word for da sound comin from yo' trap
Rapperty-rap-tip-tap-tap
You're like a monkey-wrench rollin in my crap.

Peas. Check me.

Df02
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Yo, G...I knows dat! DatZ wat I was sayin, yo.



Yo, dis shit has got a nice feelin' to it, yo...But I ain't gettin da thing about da horse...Are youse saying I'm a flyin horse, or sumthin? Dat shit is wack, yo.

Till next time. Peas to ma brothas who be keeping it real.

I'm not tryin to say my style is better than yours...You know de rest.

Check me.

the actor who played superman is now paralysed because he fell off a horse...

sum1 had to explain it to the poor kid, and i checked 1 page ahead and seems no1 picked up on it...if they have, can delete this post if u must stick out tongue

EDIT: and ur about as gangstar as the chav kids who hang around the chippy down the bottom of my street

Ou Be Low hoo
Interestin, mofo...Dis followin' piece o'pie is from de same page...Check it:

Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Oh! Snap a dap! Now, I get it...But I think you meant to use the word 'off', not 'of'! Ha ha...Using 'of' instead of 'off' makes a BIG difference to the meaning. Try and spell better next time, G...

Thanks fo' comin' out to da party, Df02...Youse really iZ a smaaaart cookie...Mmm-mmm-mmm, dat's fo' shure.

Yo, and if I ain'ts no GangSTA den, you musn't be a ho'. Waits a second...Dat shit ain't right...

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Df02
the actor who played superman is now paralysed because he fell off a horse...

Oh, maaaan...Youse are getsin mo' an' mo' wrong da mo' I check yo' shit! Chrisoph Reid is dead, yo...He is no mo'. Shit, yo' sick, maan.

Df02
guess my post will go down as a fine example of what happens when u dont really give a shit about the thread your posting in haha.

like i said, i didnt check... i just replied cos i was filling a bit of time.
and as for the dead bit...well, have to say i didnt actually know that haha! - always thought he got way too much attention considering there are millions in the world worse off than he ever was and deserved the money spent on him to be spent on them...so i tried to steer clear of nething to do with him in the media

and you arent gangsta, speaking like a 2nd grade drop-out doesn't make you a gangsta, especially not when you're portraying yourself as one on an internet forum.

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Df02
and you arent gangsta, speaking like a 2nd grade drop-out doesn't make you a gangsta, especially not when you're portraying yourself as one on an internet forum.

Shit, G...Yo're playin' like yo' a baby on a intrnetoid pho'sur'um who lost yo' favorite toy! By yo' logizity, do dat make yo' self worse dan dat? Shiiiit...

If yo' ain't participatin', step outta da room...Dey be placiZ to talk about tantrums an' shit elsewhere, yo.

Ketchuptome
hh? is a wanskta,loser and he stupid..
How u live in Cali and dont no wat Gangbangin' means!!!!

hh?
Originally posted by Df02
the actor who played superman is now paralysed because he fell off a horse...

sum1 had to explain it to the poor kid, and i checked 1 page ahead and seems no1 picked up on it...if they have, can delete this post if u must stick out tongue

EDIT: and ur about as gangstar as the chav kids who hang around the chippy down the bottom of my street

laughing

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
hh? is a wanskta,loser and he stupid..
How u live in Cali and dont no wat Gangbangin' means!!!!

do you guyz see the stupidity in this?^

where the **** did Gangbangin come from???? thats irrelevant to anything we are talking about.

Alpha Centauri
Dear me, this is what lyricism has come to?

Shameful.

-AC

hh?
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Dear me, this is what lyricism has come to?

Shameful.

-AC

AC spit something show them real lyricism thumb up

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Man, should I even try? Shiiiiit...Drop da beat...

Little man, in da pan
Yo' gotta add some salt,
As yo' start to bloat,
Dis doGG is da way,
Dis doGG is da life,
Now suck it up, punk.
Yo' be causin me no strife.

I'm the mutha-phuckin Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-phuckin King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the phuckin ring.

Bring on da next pretender to my throne,
I eat thro' little doGGs when dey show no back-bone,
I'm lookin for a doGG who can throw some bombs,
Not some punk-ass testin his wrestlin arm.
I'm ready for da next wigga,
If he, she, it can participate me
Bring it on, all yo mutha-phuckers...
Yo ain't never gonna deflate me.

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Time was when I cared,
Riskin mixin wid da wildlife
But looks like yo' ass is domesticated...
Yo' like a fairy, Mr. Wifey-wife

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Tryin to call out shit
Dat you're not understandin
I thought this was about ebonics?
Not some lady-boy who can't take da phonics.

I'm the mutha-****ing Jeesus,
I'm the mutha-****in King,
Please exit stage left...
Get outta the ****in ring.

Yo, step to dis, yo, step to dat,
The real message here is it sounds like yous gots da clap!
Masturbation is a better word for da sound comin from yo' trap
Rapperty-rap-tip-tap-tap
You're like a monkey-wrench rollin in my crap.

Peas. Check me.

Jesus ****ing christ that was awful. no expression

Alpha Centauri
A little something cooked up after casually browsing Ou Be Low Hoo's lyrics...and most of the other idiots here.

You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Your rhymes are dung so honestly it's not surprising I won/
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

-AC

hh?
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A little something cooked up after casually browsing Ou Be Low Hoo's lyrics...and most of the other idiots here.

You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Like a menopausal female, this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

-AC

HOLY SHIT!! laughing laughinglaughinglaughinglaughinglaughinglaughing

that was great man thumb up

Alpha Centauri
Thank you, thank you.

-AC

hh?
lets see if Ou Be Low can respond back.

Korri
im officially scared smile

Alpha Centauri
Why? Might I ask.

-AC

Bun Bun
aww snap that shit was sweet. AC that was some nice shit

Shaggy2dope
Check this out it sucks but i dont care ok? ok

Yo yo yo yo im a big balla shot call gimme ya phone numbah ilah call ya we can hook up dont be shook up whats this your boyfriend got somethin to say we this is my rap my way yo your boyfriend act like he the only person that can ryhme hands behind my spine and i still beat ya like ya commited a crime infact didn't your babygirl just get arrested cause your babygirl was with that guy in that bar bein malested yo your in my pit now POW yo down on tha floor ya cant handle no more of me and my posse so fu get outta here ill give ya the count of 3 and if ya dont leave your family will be visiting your grave read R.I.P

hh?
that didn't suck.

that was just awful.

fix your structure, and get a better vocabulary.

Darth Revan
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

hysterical

D-Double
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
A little something cooked up after casually browsing Ou Be Low Hoo's lyrics...and most of the other idiots here.

You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Your rhymes are dung so honestly it's not surprising I won/
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

-AC

Suddenly D-Double is back with a vengeance
and injuring the psyche of these mental midgets
You're spit is OK, but lacks this flavor
I changed up the game, so you should change your behavior

That kat above me is so-so, rhyming every last word
but I'm much more vocal, speak'n over that nerd
F*ck what you heard, I'll wreck the curve, and take you school
check every word, I'm flip'n it right, and make'n it new

I'll break it to you, brutha, you need some of that practice
Your flow is just embarrassing like that show Fat Actress
I don't know why you try, you mission seems so hapless
If you wanna know hip-hop simply check my track list

You got all hurt when my dedication missed you
Relax guy, maybe next time, don't sweat the little issues
I know you're drenched in panic from every portion of this
I'd expect a strong reply, from a guy with a horse in his sig


What up, player... cool

hh?
nice man thumb up thumb up thumb up

but AC had stronger punchlines.

D-Double
I didn't want to hurt his feelings..... he's sensitive, you know? huh

wink

Ketchuptome
That was kool!!!!

hh?
Originally posted by D-Double
I didn't want to hurt his feelings..... he's sensitive, you know? huh

wink

huh when did that happen stick out tongue

hh?
D-Double, check out this instrumental

http://rapidshare.de/files/1017429/06-quasimoto-greenery__instrumental_-b2r.mp3.html

Quasimoto- Greenery (instrumental)

its real nice.

D-Double
Will do, ma man... raver *checks it*

hh?
ketchuptome, you check it out too.

Ketchuptome
aight

hh?
tell me if u liked.

Ketchuptome
Isnt this a web host??

hh?
you just d/l it from the site.

it says FREE at the bottom and click on it. the download will start.

Ketchuptome
ok..

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by D-Double
Suddenly D-Double is back with a vengeance
and injuring the psyche of these mental midgets
You're spit is OK, but lacks this flavor
I changed up the game, so you should change your behavior

That kat above me is so-so, rhyming every last word
but I'm much more vocal, speak'n over that nerd
F*ck what you heard, I'll wreck the curve, and take you school
check every word, I'm flip'n it right, and make'n it new

I'll break it to you, brutha, you need some of that practice
Your flow is just embarrassing like that show Fat Actress
I don't know why you try, you mission seems so hapless
If you wanna know hip-hop simply check my track list

You got all hurt when my dedication missed you
Relax guy, maybe next time, don't sweat the little issues
I know you're drenched in panic from every portion of this
I'd expect a strong reply, from a guy with a horse in his sig

What up, player... cool

Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

Tptmanno1
pretty sick....

Alpha Centauri
Thank you, thank you.

-AC

hh?
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

nice

Cinemaddiction
I'm as cherry, white, whatever as it comes, so this is my first, last, and final entry into this "battle", so..check it out. laughing out loud

Who's this n00b you ask, swiggin' off the battle flask/
Whereabouts, unknown, peep the presentation, unmasked/
My lexi-con? Incredible. Here, take back your spectacles/
Then witness delicious rap dishes, you'll be wishin' they were edible/
Cine's arrived, I'm fearless, matching wits with you dudes/
Ou Be upped his verbage, game is elementary like Blue's Clues/
Alpha, meet Omega. Obsolete like Sega. Your approach makes me smile/
Brother, you come off like John Cena, after a wrong turn into 8 Mile/

Sadly...

Limited skill leaves no time for clippin' emcees like a hangnail/
So, grab your blanky, nighty night, close the book. End of fairy tale.

Sleep.

D-Double
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

Wow, I got this square peg speak'n my name
He's obviously a mockery, want'n a piece of my fame
Damn, it's a shame, how many times must I serve this fool
I'm laugh'n, cuz he tried to use every word he knew

And it still sounded stupid, prove'n his illiteracy
Man, I need a challenge, cuz this simpleton can't get with me
Every syllable that's written B, is like an unsolved mystery
You couldn't crack my code with shells bucked by an infantry

My rival?! Pfft-Ha! I might let you be my sidekick
Treat your ego like your talent, and do your best to hide it
Cuz with these wicked words the war games is violent
believe it G, drop to your knees and kiss the ring of your highness

And while you're down there, you might as well suck my d!ck
That's a favor from D-Double cuz it's the only sex you'll get
You're im-po-tent, your flow sounds injured and limp
So shut your mouth, before you get slapped by a pimp

It'll happen again, so duck down and run for covering
I know I'm your idol, so stop that Ruben Stuttering
Your whole style is sorry, son, I'm smooth and buttery
I sh!t on your world cuz you're rhymes are truly under me

It's funny to see a baby try and walk in big shoes
and see you slip'n in your piss cuz your diaper is loose
Why do you choose to step to me, when you know you'll get crushed
like a grape, I'ma stomper, it's my job to bust


You can hate me now... whistle

D-Double
Originally posted by hh?
D-Double, check out this instrumental

http://rapidshare.de/files/1017429/06-quasimoto-greenery__instrumental_-b2r.mp3.html

Quasimoto- Greenery (instrumental)

its real nice.

eek! That beat is bananaz!
I'm gonna lay down a few bars over it and post it later this week... Happy Dance

Oh boy... *gets excited* .... shifty

hh?
nice thumb up

Korri
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Those are some big words D, but this aint grammar competing/
So I'll put you on ice now to stop your brain overheating/
You're back with a vengeance? Well I'm smart so I'll come back with inventions.../
...that erase your street cred with dishonourable mentions.../
...I'm dimensions above all and while you talk about school.../
...feel the tension as you watch the teacher put out student detention/
Oh and then I'll flow at the mouth to make you flow at the nose/
Verbal blows to the foes who come here to tackle the pros/
Dude I'm the cold rhyme reaper, you're like an average bum/
You couldn't drop hot if you let go of your heat son/
The last time we both spoke was a D-Double choke/
Same ol' Centauri story, he's just another Frog forced to croak/
Oh no wait a second, you think you're my goddamn rival?!/
When you couldn't even get a shot on American Idol?/
I applaud you for trying although your efforts are pointless/
My rhymes are so holy that I could get the Pope to anoint this/
Nobody ever guessed that I was KMC's number one spitter/
So just swallow your pride and realise you're just another quitter/
You're nothing more to me than the internet's Dizzee Rascal/
Try again, you got more coming than an incomplete parcel/
D-Dub I am KMC's saviour, the best there is/
You post on a messageboard and leave us bored by your messages/

You gotta love it.

-AC

Bling! rock

hh?
laughing

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by D-Double
Wow, I got this square peg speak'n my name
He's obviously a mockery, want'n a piece of my fame
Damn, it's a shame, how many times must I serve this fool
I'm laugh'n, cuz he tried to use every word he knew

And it still sounded stupid, prove'n his illiteracy
Man, I need a challenge, cuz this simpleton can't get with me
Every syllable that's written B, is like an unsolved mystery
You couldn't crack my code with shells bucked by an infantry

My rival?! Pfft-Ha! I might let you be my sidekick
Treat your ego like your talent, and do your best to hide it
Cuz with these wicked words the war games is violent
believe it G, drop to your knees and kiss the ring of your highness

And while you're down there, you might as well suck my d!ck
That's a favor from D-Double cuz it's the only sex you'll get
You're im-po-tent, your flow sounds injured and limp
So shut your mouth, before you get slapped by a pimp

It'll happen again, so duck down and run for covering
I know I'm your idol, so stop that Ruben Stuttering
Your whole style is sorry, son, I'm smooth and buttery
I sh!t on your world cuz you're rhymes are truly under me

It's funny to see a baby try and walk in big shoes
and see you slip'n in your piss cuz your diaper is loose
Why do you choose to step to me, when you know you'll get crushed
like a grape, I'ma stomper, it's my job to bust

Oh look it's D-Double with a plethora of wack verses/
When I dropped him at the E.R you should have heard those damn nurses!/
"Oh no! Emergency Emergency! We got a hurt MC!"/
"He's covered in blood, bruised and burned in the 3rd degree!"/
"It's pretty serious, he's speaking in tongues and can't tell us what year it is"/
"Whoa AC tore him serious, WE WARNED YOU D-DOUBLE!"/
"Now that AC smashed you will you stay outta trouble?"/
I can smell your fear son, desperate to major degrees dude/
Now you're stealing my flow and biting on the hand that feeds you?/
Not a problem coz I'll bite back and tear off your arms/
I'll storm your fortress and retreat without tripping alarms/
So I burned you from the forum and straight dumped on your name.../
...yet you're the one who claims that I'm here after your fame?.../
...your a pain in the neck so I'm gonna have to show you the deck.../
...wreck your whole damn rhyme scheme just to keep you in check/
Coz I'm like that, I'll over do it when it comes to a mauling/
Peel the skin off your innards and make you hurt in the morning.../
...jeez I'm yawning man you really need to step up the rhythms.../
But you probably couldn't get my points if I spat triangular prisms/
Oh that's right, you hate my vocab. It aint my fault I'm a wizard.../
...or that I possess the skills to bring big chills like a blizzard/
Dub, your shit's lame, pathetic, I'd call your ability "playground"/
So after this smashing it'd be the best choice to just stay down/
I'll leave you burnt and running like an overcooked pop tart/
D-Double? Your style's thinner than Calista Flockheart/
Why are you even here? It's like you're wanting a loss/
I'll stab your eyes with a crucifix to my point a-cross.../
...I'm the boss, always will be and that's what you need to be hearing/
You'll be washed up, asking Pauly Shore for TV shows to appear in/
What's with all the penis talk? You need to do that to win?/
Although you are like a pair of balls: Hanging on by your skin/
Got NOTHIN' on me, every rhyme you spit I'll upstage you/
Maybe when I need a post boy I'll be nice and I'll page you/
You know what dude? Take this, 2-for-1 talent gift card/
Coz it's clear that on viagra you still couldn't spit hard/

Done.

-AC

Deathblow
Ooooh it's on fo' sho now balla http://www.allemoticons.com/Cool/Cool_717.gif

Ketchuptome
Oh Shi*!!!!! eek!
That was hott AC

hh?
that was real hip hop. lets see 50 cent or any other garbage mainstream rapper drop something like that.

Ketchuptome
Eminen can..

He is pretty good

hh?
laughing laughing EMINEM!?!? laughing

old school eminem probably, current eminem cant laughing out loud

Ketchuptome
Thats true..
In 8mile he really surprised me

Ketchuptome
And Kanye West and Ol skool Ice Cube can spit 2
and Nas

Alpha Centauri
8 Mile is a movie.

-AC

Ketchuptome
Yes

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
And Kanye West and Ol skool Ice Cube can spit 2
and Nas

Kanye West can spit? when the hell did that happen? Old school ice cube was good, but wasn't a heavy lyricist.

Illmatic was incredible, but afterwards i didn't really like Nas' albums.

hh?
Originally posted by Ketchuptome
Thats true..
In 8mile he really surprised me

?

like AC said...thats a movie.

Ketchuptome
but based on true story.
And that new song "Solraids" on the radio is kool...

Alpha Centauri
Nothing on 8 Mile was unscripted.

-AC

D-Double
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Oh look it's D-Double with a plethora of wack verses/
When I dropped him at the E.R you should have heard those damn nurses!/
"Oh no! Emergency Emergency! We got a hurt MC!"/
"He's covered in blood, bruised and burned in the 3rd degree!"/
"It's pretty serious, he's speaking in tongues and can't tell us what year it is"/
"Whoa AC tore him serious, WE WARNED YOU D-DOUBLE!"/
"Now that AC smashed you will you stay outta trouble?"/
I can smell your fear son, desperate to major degrees dude/
Now you're stealing my flow and biting on the hand that feeds you?/
Not a problem coz I'll bite back and tear off your arms/
I'll storm your fortress and retreat without tripping alarms/
So I burned you from the forum and straight dumped on your name.../
...yet you're the one who claims that I'm here after your fame?.../
...your a pain in the neck so I'm gonna have to show you the deck.../
...wreck your whole damn rhyme scheme just to keep you in check/
Coz I'm like that, I'll over do it when it comes to a mauling/
Peel the skin off your innards and make you hurt in the morning.../
...jeez I'm yawning man you really need to step up the rhythms.../
But you probably couldn't get my points if I spat triangular prisms/
Oh that's right, you hate my vocab. It aint my fault I'm a wizard.../
...or that I possess the skills to bring big chills like a blizzard/
Dub, your shit's lame, pathetic, I'd call your ability "playground"/
So after this smashing it'd be the best choice to just stay down/
I'll leave you burnt and running like an overcooked pop tart/
D-Double? Your style's thinner than Calista Flockheart/
Why are you even here? It's like you're wanting a loss/
I'll stab your eyes with a crucifix to my point a-cross.../
...I'm the boss, always will be and that's what you need to be hearing/
You'll be washed up, asking Pauly Shore for TV shows to appear in/
What's with all the penis talk? You need to do that to win?/
Although you are like a pair of balls: Hanging on by your skin/
Got NOTHIN' on me, every rhyme you spit I'll upstage you/
Maybe when I need a post boy I'll be nice and I'll page you/
You know what dude? Take this, 2-for-1 talent gift card/
Coz it's clear that on viagra you still couldn't spit hard/

Done.

-AC

This pain in the neck's about to put you in traction
and crack your back with my chiropractic rap'n
I'll write you a prescription to remedy your wack snap'n
then call me in the morning and I'll let you know wuz happ'nen

cuz this PHD is pimp'n, a real wiz with words
you're layed up paralyzed while I kiss your nurse
Split the verse in two to give you double the pleasure
X marks the spot and D-Double's your treasure

I thought you might get fresh, but you're as ugly as ever
My flow is like suede, yours is rubbery pleather
On every endeavour, I Indiana Jones a track
Crack the the whip and leave you feel'n lonely, Jack

It's your approach that's crap, you're about as stylish as a dentist
put a deposit on my rhymes and I might just let you rent this
But I don't know why, cuz you're nowhere near this wicked
You'd probably spit it all wrong and your ass would get evicted

Get hip to the knowledge, I got polished flow
My brains the fast lane, yours is stop and go
You told yourself you was fly, but that's not honest though
I killed that noise, so kill the lights and stop the show

This kat's dumb as doorknobs, try'n to be sharp
But he'll be flat once I'm done deflate'n his heart
You play your part well as the local fool
entertaining the king is all you'll ever hope to do

You said my name thrice, damn you really must want me
I really can't blame you, cuz I'm hotter than coffee
Get off these nutz and give a brutha room to breathe
and cover your mouth so I don't catch your new disease

The affliction where your rambling puts the crowd to sleep
Bored to tears, crying, cuz you're not wild as me
You sound petite, so I call you junior miss
I'll sit back and give you time to improve your spit



Well done... damn near burnt...


Originally posted by Deathblow
Ooooh it's on fo' sho now balla http://www.allemoticons.com/Cool/Cool_717.gif

Who haul'd off and made you a mod?... eek!

Congrats, Blizzle... big grin

Alpha Centauri
Originally posted by D-Double
This pain in the neck's about to put you in traction
and crack your back with my chiropractic rap'n
I'll write you a prescription to remedy your wack snap'n
then call me in the morning and I'll let you know wuz happ'nen

cuz this PHD is pimp'n, a real wiz with words
you're layed up paralyzed while I kiss your nurse
Split the verse in two to give you double the pleasure
X marks the spot and D-Double's your treasure

I thought you might get fresh, but you're as ugly as ever
My flow is like suede, yours is rubbery pleather
On every endeavour, I Indiana Jones a track
Crack the the whip and leave you feel'n lonely, Jack

It's your approach that's crap, you're about as stylish as a dentist
put a deposit on my rhymes and I might just let you rent this
But I don't know why, cuz you're nowhere near this wicked
You'd probably spit it all wrong and your ass would get evicted

Get hip to the knowledge, I got polished flow
My brains the fast lane, yours is stop and go
You told yourself you was fly, but that's not honest though
I killed that noise, so kill the lights and stop the show

This kat's dumb as doorknobs, try'n to be sharp
But he'll be flat once I'm done deflate'n his heart
You play your part well as the local fool
entertaining the king is all you'll ever hope to do

You said my name thrice, damn you really must want me
I really can't blame you, cuz I'm hotter than coffee
Get off these nutz and give a brutha room to breathe
and cover your mouth so I don't catch your new disease

The affliction where your rambling puts the crowd to sleep
Bored to tears, crying, cuz you're not wild as me
You sound petite, so I call you junior miss
I'll sit back and give you time to improve your spit

Well done... damn near burnt...

Tsk tsk. Biting style isn't cool.

Stealing the nurse rhymes does nothing but prove you got worse rhymes.../
...than 50 Cent and Nelly combined, son YOU get with the times/
I'M what's happening now, what's gone before me never mattered/
With my first rhyme to you I just assaulted and battered/
Hotter than coffee? Man those wack lines are just pushing your luck/
You're the one chasing ME now that I'M the star, buck/
D, you only WISH that you could crack the whip on some boys/
But I aint gonna leave you here long enough to use mechanical toys.../
...I'm the Real McCoy, KMC accepts no imitations.../
...Man I'm the express train that runs through, don't even stop at your station/
You bit my wizard line too? Are there no lines you won't chew?/
Just coz you're own shit is lame don't act as if my rhymes fit you/
Son change your name from D-Dub to G-Dub or GW/
Coz everyone knows that under your skirt there's a bush.../
...you push and I push back ten times as hard.../
...leave your face all scarred and bury your bones in my yard.../
...and put your skull in my trophy room, son I'm the fruit of the loom.../
...the cream of the crop, you and I are like the Sun V the Moon/
You can't shine so you doubt me and now you're here tryin' to out me?/
Show some respect punk, you're ***** ass would be nothin without me/
The biggest mistake YOU made was trying to come face to face see?/
Be number 2 on here coz number 1 is for A.C/
Don't claim my style's lacking when it's the style you're jacking/
Just pay attention as the camp counselor sends this delinquent packing/
I don't just deal with punchlines, Man I'm a mean hook fighter/
Coincidence that my lines caught me a Great White biter?/
Now that I've chomped you alive, I'll spit you into the crapper/
Coz biting unopened candy's the only way you'd chew a rapper/
I'm like Luke Skywalker: Make you feel the force when I buck/
You're like Sky LOPEZ coz from every single angle you're f*cked/
While we're on it, you're the forums first porno MC dude/
Coz you clearly suck, clearly blow and clearly end up screwed/

-AC

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
You're passing phases while I leave veterans up in blazes/
No one amazes like AC, son I've quickened the pace, see?/
Nothing but seven day trends coz all your styles are weak/
So just sneak a peak at this specimen: rhyming physique/
Yo if I choose to snap necks then place the bets on the table/
We can call it quits and pay me for every MC I disable.../
...with punches and combos of unmatched lyrical levels.../
...on my platform? Someone's smoking miracle petals/
Ou Be Low Hoo it's funny, I entered this battle below you/
Yet now you're getting nice views of the dirt on my shoes/
You need to stop chatting pussy and let the cat catch your tongue/
Your rhymes are dung so honestly it's not surprising I won/
Like a menopausal, you know this battered chick can't flow/
He's only spitting coz he mistook a mic for a dildo/

If you're not likin' ma flow and yo' fink da rhymes are low
I'll take it up a notch, but be ready when I go................
.................................................................................
Your vocabularyyyy is infinitelyyyy worse than meeee/
Now it's ma turn to put out de observatoryyyy...
So you can open up and see-see-see-seeeeeeeeeeee...
The reason I been holdin back? To keep yo' lil' boys in check/
When did I begin to take lessons from lesser specimens?
Ain't never gonna happen and I'll tell ya why...
My rhymes are gold and I spit out 4 year olds
Like flies caught in my mouth as I fly down da highway...
I've seen yo' ass peddlin papers on the by-way/
And as fo' shit in yo' mouth - I don't know if I wanna go dere...
Everytime I turn around, yo' beak got mo' and mo' hair...
And it don't look like da ladeyZ if yo' know wha' I sayin/
Better ask Elton John to do the explainin'/
So I've take it to the next level to let yo see yo' shit
It ain't pretty and it ain't cool if yo' rhyme "rit-a-***-***"
Sophistication is the master plan and dats my way
If yo' looky real close, den yo' will see a golden ray
Come outta my arse, I'll let yo lick it/
Cos dere's crumbs in dere and you might want a biscuit.

Alpha Centauri
Hahahahaha.

Not even worth my time.

-AC

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Not even worth my time.

I see my lyrical dexterity has left you perplexed to the point of paralysis...No worrEZ, ACe...Just remember next time that this ain't no place for little boyZ.

Peas.

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by Darth Revan
Jesus ****ing christ that was awful. no expression

Yo, check dis...I waZ like checkin' over shit an' all and it came to ma mofo attention dat da boyZ, hh? and Darth Revan alwayZ gots an opionion an' all, but dey iZ rarely steppin' up to da mic demselves! DatZ wack, yo...On da streetZ no punk shuffles like dat cos dey is knowing dey would get smack'd da phuck-up fo' commitin crimeZ widout bustin rhymes...Check me.

Peas.

D-Double
Originally posted by Alpha Centauri
Tsk tsk. Biting style isn't cool.

Stealing the nurse rhymes does nothing but prove you got worse rhymes.../
...than 50 Cent and Nelly combined, son YOU get with the times/
I'M what's happening now, what's gone before me never mattered/
With my first rhyme to you I just assaulted and battered/
Hotter than coffee? Man those wack lines are just pushing your luck/
You're the one chasing ME now that I'M the star, buck/
D, you only WISH that you could crack the whip on some boys/
But I aint gonna leave you here long enough to use mechanical toys.../
...I'm the Real McCoy, KMC accepts no imitations.../
...Man I'm the express train that runs through, don't even stop at your station/
You bit my wizard line too? Are there no lines you won't chew?/
Just coz you're own shit is lame don't act as if my rhymes fit you/
Son change your name from D-Dub to G-Dub or GW/
Coz everyone knows that under your skirt there's a bush.../
...you push and I push back ten times as hard.../
...leave your face all scarred and bury your bones in my yard.../
...and put your skull in my trophy room, son I'm the fruit of the loom.../
...the cream of the crop, you and I are like the Sun V the Moon/
You can't shine so you doubt me and now you're here tryin' to out me?/
Show some respect punk, you're ***** ass would be nothin without me/
The biggest mistake YOU made was trying to come face to face see?/
Be number 2 on here coz number 1 is for A.C/
Don't claim my style's lacking when it's the style you're jacking/
Just pay attention as the camp counselor sends this delinquent packing/
I don't just deal with punchlines, Man I'm a mean hook fighter/
Coincidence that my lines caught me a Great White biter?/
Now that I've chomped you alive, I'll spit you into the crapper/
Coz biting unopened candy's the only way you'd chew a rapper/
I'm like Luke Skywalker: Make you feel the force when I buck/
You're like Sky LOPEZ coz from every single angle you're f*cked/
While we're on it, you're the forums first porno MC dude/
Coz you clearly suck, clearly blow and clearly end up screwed/

-AC

*chuckle* ...I wouldn't bite your rhymes if I was dying of hunger. I'm trying to show you how to flip it, son...


Guy, I gave you new heat, but you choose to stay cold
I'm on some incredible style like Edna Mode
It's best you know that I could never bite your flow
That river's run dry like British comedy shows

If it's come'n to blows, you my friend, would get knocked out
With those lame ass lines drool'n out the side of mouth
So hide in your house, get under your bed and lock your doors
Cuz you a scared little boy that wouldn't pop a cork

I'll rock this dork on any stage, arena, or corner
Make his own city hate him, and have him run for the border
My rhymes are shorter, but put pack 100 times the power
Dice'n you into quarters and grind'n you into powder

They should call you A.S. cuz you're just another sucka
add another S to that and I bet you get flustered
Cuz it describes your personality, really sums it fast
After speak'n out it constantly, you're just an ASS

Now show some class, young man, and step up your words
Cuz lines like "MC porno dude" should be left at the curb
to be thrown out and picked up with the rest of the trash
and sent to the dump to give the rats a good laugh

Then again, it'd probably make those rodents puke
If it's lay'n next to the line that you wrote about Luke
You couldn't walk on sky if you filled your shoes with helium
I hope you write rhymes for yourself cuz you're the only one feel'n them

I'll deal out the dopeness, and I'll hand you your cards
then tell it to you straight that I'm the ace of these bars
I know you're hate'n these parts that steady attack your character
For me it's a small undertaking, cuz it's easy to bury ya

Clean out your ears so you can check this in stereo
I'll say your weak name once, this will happen real rarely though
Just this time so I can rank this kat
CENTAURI IS A PUNK!!... and you can bank on that


All in fun, man... wink

Tptmanno1
allight,
Im gonna write some shit now.
but not now, gimme a day and I'll blow all your shit away...
stick out tongue

SlipknoT
You smell BAD
and you have clothes that are not RAD
Your mother is not a good cook
I heard she can not even read a 150 page Book!
Your rhyms are sub Par!
and you have a rust CAR!\

D-Double
Originally posted by SlipknoT
You smell BAD
and you have clothes that are not RAD
Your mother is not a good cook
I heard she can not even read a 150 page Book!
Your rhyms are sub Par!
and you have a rust CAR!\

HA!! eek!

Slipknizzle in da build'n... cool

... good to see you, ma man... smile

Alpha Centauri
Yes, all in fun of course.

Originally posted by D-Double
Guy, I gave you new heat, but you choose to stay cold
I'm on some incredible style like Edna Mode
It's best you know that I could never bite your flow
That river's run dry like British comedy shows

If it's come'n to blows, you my friend, would get knocked out
With those lame ass lines drool'n out the side of mouth
So hide in your house, get under your bed and lock your doors
Cuz you a scared little boy that wouldn't pop a cork

I'll rock this dork on any stage, arena, or corner
Make his own city hate him, and have him run for the border
My rhymes are shorter, but put pack 100 times the power
Dice'n you into quarters and grind'n you into powder

They should call you A.S. cuz you're just another sucka
add another S to that and I bet you get flustered
Cuz it describes your personality, really sums it fast
After speak'n out it constantly, you're just an ASS

Now show some class, young man, and step up your words
Cuz lines like "MC porno dude" should be left at the curb
to be thrown out and picked up with the rest of the trash
and sent to the dump to give the rats a good laugh

Then again, it'd probably make those rodents puke
If it's lay'n next to the line that you wrote about Luke
You couldn't walk on sky if you filled your shoes with helium
I hope you write rhymes for yourself cuz you're the only one feel'n them

I'll deal out the dopeness, and I'll hand you your cards
then tell it to you straight that I'm the ace of these bars
I know you're hate'n these parts that steady attack your character
For me it's a small undertaking, cuz it's easy to bury ya

Clean out your ears so you can check this in stereo
I'll say your weak name once, this will happen real rarely though
Just this time so I can rank this kat
CENTAURI IS A PUNK!!... and you can bank on that


All in fun, man... wink

I like the Edna Mode line, maybe I'll give you so mo' time/
Coz I'm a Syndrome to your style swinging lyrical clotheslines.../
...now all signs say that I'm much better than you, man you couldn't blow up if I strapped mines to your shoes/
I chose to stay cold coz I don't warm up to chump artists.../
...the hardest you could try just makes you look the retard-est/
You know I don't pop corks, I pop the heads off MCs.../
...and yours to, then roll it down my road with the ease/
I'm perfection by design, not bragging, just spitting the fact.../
...I'm just rhymin enough to cover up the skills that you lack...
...and while there's time? I'm bringing The Incredibles back.../
Coz you only stood a chance by Jack-Jack-ing attacks/
The REAL Frozone will put you on ice son, in good time/
Then steal your wallet and go forth to buy you some new rhymes/
I'm powder? Well that's true coz I will dust you for free/
...I crushed you and now you see I'm just removing debris/
You're rhymes are shorter, they're lamer. Bet they taste bitter and sour/
D-Double don't pack power, he packs bags by the hour.../
...for people like me, above you, make you bow down and cower.../
...but don't go too far, I might need you to clean up my shower/
Confused? Don't be, I'm simply owning you well kid/
Cleaning my bathroom's the only way you'll get close to my shit/
Speaking of rodents, I like to think of you as vampire bat, bro/
Coz biting me's the only way you'd get a taste of my flow/
Look at the metaphors, man are you feeling the punches?/
I bet you musta put all of your panties in bunches huh?/
You're right, I'm the only one who's feeling my rhymes.../
...coz I'm the only one that can touch em, anyone else is a crime/
You say you'd rock me on a corner? That's not far from the truth/
I pimp you out like a 2 pence hoe who's WAY over-loose/
Oh now we're playing cards, so I'll just beat you at poker/
I'll jack back my ACe card and let YOU play the joker/
You tried alliteration on your last two bars, cool/
Too bad they f*cking sucked and just made you look like a fool/
For real though, give it up, Alpha Centauri's lyrical excellence/
You're now called Deep-Down Or Under Battered Lyrical Excrement/

-AC

R0B
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Yo, yo, yo, yo...

Dis iz da place for all you free-stylin' mofos out dere, who wanna drop some bombs and mix it reaaaaaaaaaaaaal good, like we do out west. You know wha' I'm talkin' about...Yea! Fo' shore, we got da beatZ...all yo' foolz have to do is bring da game! Yea...You know wha I'm freakin' on an' on an' on about...Step up to da mic, if youse finks youse gots da game and let it flow like dat river yo' always said it was gonna be! Boing!

Yea, yea, yea...I knows a lots of catZ got dere own style an' all and every mo' fo' way is REAL! Check dis, we ain't gotZ no real hatin' goin' on, but fo' real...Don't be going on and beefin' up other neckz of da woods...Bring it here, and we'll be settling it like men! Yea...

Seein' as I'm doGG callin' out all dis shit, I'm gonna do de talk to match de walk...Yea! Check me one time...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

People ain't commitin no crimes,
Cos they don't have no dimes,
Cos their balls are too small,
But I got plenty for ya' all...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

My words have the reason,
My voice has the rhyme,
Every time I step out,
I be bustin mad rhyme...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

From the streets of Taipei,
To the halls of New York,
Westside Cali-for-Ni-A,
Every hoods gonna pay...

I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er,
I'm a real ***** lover,
One crazy mutha-****er...

One, two, six, nine, ten,
You do the math
But let me lead the way...
A 6 by 10 gives you an i-dea...
Drop the low scores and you be getting closer...
This is me, rocking a-cappella
Hootin and shootin,
Rappin and reelin,
Gettin sick of not seein peeps stealin,
Trash talkin bout a next generation,
Whadda dey say when an OG comes a playin...
Who me? When? What? Why?
Bloodclot me, and I'll let the twins fly...

Yo! Yo! Yo! Anyone willin to step up to ma flava? Don'tZ be matterin' if yo' do knows hip-hop...Jus give it a try...Yo, hh?? Yo dere? MF Doom? Anyone else, wanna step to me? Bring it!

Wtf are you doing, rapping while your stoned
put up the mic and take your ass home
the only thing you spit is shit that makes less sense
than a deformed jackass and an elephant having sex
do I care if this rap is good? hell nah
your a sissy ass *****, go put on your damn bra
you suck your about as gangster as 50 cents
you sound similar, to that *****, you make no sense
he mumbles and bitches about getting shot
oh f*cking well deal with it, next you will get a blood clot
a bunch of whiners in the modern rap today
a bunch of bitches thinking their bad, but their all gay
wow Im practically watching TV while typing this rhyme
Im going to shut the f*ck up now, its about time

Im only kidding you know....

Alpha Centauri
Finally.

I think it's about time I let some other two people go at it. Dropping out fo' a bit.

-AC

Ou Be Low hoo
Originally posted by R0B
Wtf are you doing, rapping while your stoned
put up the mic and take your ass home
the only thing you spit is shit that makes less sense
than a deformed jackass and an elephant having sex
do I care if this rap is good? hell nah
your a sissy ass *****, go put on your damn bra
you suck your about as gangster as 50 cents
you sound similar, to that *****, you make no sense
he mumbles and bitches about getting shot
oh f*cking well deal with it, next you will get a blood clot
a bunch of whiners in the modern rap today
a bunch of bitches thinking their bad, but their all gay
wow Im practically watching TV while typing this rhyme
Im going to shut the f*ck up now, its about time

Im only kidding you know....

Yo, dis iZ goin' out to all of yawz...

Stoned, boned, tellin' me to take ma ass home?
Check yo'self as I explain why I alone am on ma throne...

Is dis shit fo' real or have yo been makin a deal/
Wid lill' boy AC from the school-boy penitentiar-y?
Tweedle dum and Darth Bum-bum...
Couldn't give me no pleasure wid dere lill' thumb...
"Fee-Figh-foe-thum!" said dis Giant of rap, by the name of Ou Be...
I'm giving masterclasses and I is chargin no fee!
Shit, doGG, dat's de way it goes,
When yo is spittin' out reels and dey can't take da flows/
Startin' up lyrical riots, but I ain't committed no crime...
All I here is peeps saying "I cants takes de time"
Shit, b!tch, if dats de way
Maybe Elton is right...Yo' really are gay!
Now, check back a sec...I ain't homophobic
I is just spittin out what happens to be aerobic.
In-out, in-out, dats how breathin' goes
Check it, b!tch, my rap jus' tore off yo' clothes!
The rhymical velocity of my success
Has left a lil' boy in need of a new dress!
Stress? Shit, yo' ain't causin' me none.
I pop a cap in yo' as I work out ma guns.
Like I been sayin, arms and all
I find it easy even when girls don't wanna play wid ma ballz
Grab dem, feel em, love em long time
I'll give you a nickle if yo' play wid ma dimes
I think I'm about done, check me...Am I rare?
Dats da way I like it, bloody wid no hair.

Peas, foolZ...I ain't hatin', just demonstratin'...ma skillZ to pay da billZ. Check me, whoomp! There it is. Sha-ka-ka! Ya, boyd!

SlipknoT
Originally posted by D-Double
HA!! eek!

Slipknizzle in da build'n... cool

... good to see you, ma man... smile Word cool

R0B
Bust a rhyme slip

Ou Be Low hoo
Ode to SlipknoT:

Yo, slip is his name/
Spinin' shit is his game/
No, he ain't one to flame/
But if yo' cause him pain'/
Then yo'll get trouble in yo' brain.

Peas.

R0B
Wow...

SlipknoT
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Ode to SlipknoT:

Yo, slip is his name/
Spinin' shit is his game/
No, he ain't one to flame/
But if yo' cause him pain'/
Then yo'll get trouble in yo' brain.

Peas. laughing out loud I like

R0B
yo give me a pillow because Im tired as f*ck
Im so tired right now that Ill think your name is chuck

word...

SlipknoT
Yo Check it anutha weak ass rhyme comin yo way ya hurd?
Ma Homie ROB cant grill hamburgers fo shit
I think the dull taste reflects His Wit
ROB yo also cant make corn on the cob you look like a slob and make a f@gs dick throb
Yo a Phony which happens to rhyme with rigatoni
But its all cool homie, even though you like to get ridden like a pony
And your mother called, she wants you to be home by 6 for dinner, and then shes taking you out to get a haircut before your uncles wedding.

R0B
Slip you f*cking blimp, you cant rap fo shit
the only sex you get, is rubbing yo mommas clit
all I hear coming from you is a bunch of bullshit
so dont say another word you half steppin bittch
I dont want to see you rhyme, not one mo again
you sound like a jackass trying to rap with that big ass grin
your about as weak as mainstream rap
every rhyme you spit, sounds like complete crap
I beat the crap out of you, make take a shit the size of a crater
along with the shit in your pants, you will be breathing harder than darth vader
wow I dont even know what the f*ck Im talking about
Im done, this Rob and you just got owned, so peace out

you know Im just kidding right? laughing out loud

SlipknoT
Yo ROB that rhyme was looser than The skin on yo moms ***
But at least she swallows and dosent spit
You cant rap for yo life
By the way which of your two dads was the wife?
Your on the same level as Vanilla Ice
You sound about as hard as a head lice
I'd like to see you try and touch me, I'd beat ya down steal yo grass and bust a cap in yo ass
Why dont you go back to the Library
Take a Look at you sis and say hello to the erection fairy
WHy am i doin this?
Im wastin my time
Just quit yo rappin carreer and become a mime
Go back in time save up a dime and maybe i'll bust ya a dime

Im just joking

R0B
wow that was about as lame as a f*cking nursery rhyme
my f*cking dog can spit better rhymes, any day, any time
your momma got her 2 front teeth out so that my **** can fit in her mouth
it took a damn effort to pry it out
you talking about the library? The only books that I read
are the storys where I kicked yo ass on the side of the street
Ill leave you punked down like you've met Ashton Kutcher
your an amature in this game, Im a full scaled butcher
f*ck everything your going to say to come back to this rap
f*ck your bullshit, and all your made up crap
Ive coughed better shit than that crap that you say
every rhyme you come up with is so f*cking gay
just dont rap again and put up the mic
you suck, take your lame ass back to your cardboard box you dike

Im just kidding man

SlipknoT
Sorry man but yo raps get worse week by week
Just like when I ride you mama in the back of her 4 door jeep
I just saw you Girl friend at the mall
Shes nothng but an 11teen year old girl
her Pussys prolly that of a flying squirrle
I've heard better shit from a sandwhich
And I hear your mamas name is the manwhich

It just accured to me this might get closed if we go on with all These Sex with your mom jokes

R0B
wow what the f*ck kind of rhymes was that, it sounded like shit
you need to get some bright ideas, to bad your light isnt lit
dont say one more rhyme because you sound like a drunk gorilla
you fake that your a gangsta, and you fake that your a killa
your about as pimping as the f*cking tooth fairy
if you see a gay hippo you will probably get married

Yeah lets just quit and say that we both got served

SlipknoT
So how was your day smile

R0B
Boring, which is the main reason I get on KMC erm

SlipknoT
Yea, I didnt do shit aside from stay on KMC

R0B
I played basketball and shot osama bin ladin with a 22. but nothing else

SlipknoT
I fought 2 bears and Beat the shit out of Arnold Schwarzenegger but thats it

R0B
Wow you had a pretty cool day, Im bored but Im wide awake right now

SlipknoT
Same on this coast

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