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Self-explanatory.

Everybody think of one and everybody will be content with the world .........or so it may seem

For those who are unskilled in the knowledge of English or failed basic English "Comp, an oxymoron is a phrase that contradicts itself .

Ex: bad luck

Luck is good, for the most part, and bad is just well the oppostite of good.

Duh

Think of one and comment about its meaning. Even make discussions and see whether people are bored or just incredibly bored.

Here's mine:

jumbo shrimp

Speaking of that, I've always wondered why they called it "jumbo".

whatever yeah, i saw this at kontraband on a movie

Samara: STUPID GENIUS!!!! SPIKE AND PICKLES!

Spike:

Originally posted by Buttpatrol
Samara: STUPID GENIUS!!!! SPIKE AND PICKLES!

Spike: u dude need to go to a doc, u have multi personalitys

Hm... there are some bored people here

ah well.....

Originally posted by Sun Ce
u dude need to go to a doc, u have multi personalitys

Samara: Multi Personalities my ASS! You don't know me!!!! Spike don't know me! Raz don't know me! I DON'T KNOW ME!!!!

Spike:

Whatever...here's another one:

alone together

Contradiction? I think so

Originally posted by Buttpatrol
Samara: Multi Personalities my ASS! You don't know me!!!! Spike don't know me! Raz don't know me! I DON'T KNOW ME!!!!

Spike: just u say things like that and err okay....

Here's a good one as well:

Living Dead

GEt your maggots while they're hot!!!

Microsoft Works

you suck and blow

Originally posted by Corran
Microsoft Works

Originally posted by Corran
Microsoft Works

Good one.

How bout

a little pregnancy

Originally posted by Lemonade Whiz
alone together

Give me a grammatically correct sentence with that 'oxymoron' in it and I'll give you a fish...

Anyway, here's some real oxymorons for you, morons...

airline food
business ethics
Christian Scientists
corporate conscience
good grief
idiot savant
unbiased opinion
war games
anticipated serendipity

I could go on, but I'm feeling rather 'acutely apathetic', so I'll stop.

friendly fire.

honest lawyer

close range sniper.

kind terrorist.

Actual Reenactment

Dr. Death. ( my back surgeon )

I'm surprised no body has said it yet so I will...

Military Intelligence.

this thread is confusing cry

Originally posted by Corran
Microsoft Works



btw i've seen somewhere part of discussion between GM (? cars company) and Microsoft..
and they said something about how would ppl's life look like if cars were working as great as windows does
hilarious.

Originally posted by Lemonade Whiz
alone together
Originally posted by Ou Be Low hoo
Give me a grammatically correct sentence with that 'oxymoron' in it and I'll give you a fish...
uh ... "we were alone together" how does that not work???

Originally posted by misha
uh ... "we were alone together" how does that not work??? it doesn't make sense.

me cant think of ne

bittersweet, war games, wholesome, working vacation

blacklight

Zero Deficit

Almost done
almost exactly
almost pregnant
Almost Ready
almost safe
almost suddenly
almost surprised
almost totally
alone together

Originally posted by Corran
Microsoft Works

OMG XD Good one!!

ranting @ Microsoft

Uhh... -thinks- Clean dirt? O.o; I dunno

Here's one...

Happily Married

i think this will cover it

Originally posted by T.M
i think this will cover it

You are a cheater!!!


Smart one at that

emotion of dead lover

I love oxymorons!JM