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Is this real?

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hahhaah funny but sad as well

wow...and i thought i had a big cock

Don't worry Sam, your cock will always be my favourite

such length and such a big head....that truly is a marvelous cock!

and yours mine


oh...my...god

Wow!!! Huge cock! Was there a certain accident with kryptonite or something?!! hahahaha

woah dude

wow. what a big cock!

hes got his cock out!!!!

it is a fine specimen indeed

im sure it has won many awards in its time

That guy sure has a magnificent pecker!




His pet cockerel is very large too!

damn it burly i thought you ment a dick now i feel stupid

that so is not real, it doesnt even look real!

OMFG

A marvelous cock indeed
























What am I doing here again?

nice sig

big cock

with a little cock

stop saying cock

Huge cock

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oh shit you stole my thunder

cry
stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! what would duckface think?

He would say: Baby, go on



OMG TMH whats with the alias?

i knew there was something more to this duckface thing than you were letting on

its my nickname

DUCKY is your nickname?? (ducky-duckface, do you see a connection here?)

No, theres nothing more to the duckface-thing. You know everything there is to know

well its not because i look like a duck its cos when i was little my best friends mom used to give us all pet names like pumpkin and sweetie pie, and she called me ducky, and 10 years later, people still call me ducky



are you sure about that?

its ok, i wont hold it against you...












DUCKY

sorry couldnt resist

I had a duckface-encounter today

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boy am i glad i told you that

tell me!!! i want to know all the ducky-details

whoa

well...ok so me and clavis were sitting there, right, so clavis goes: look liv its duckface! so Im like: yeah right, so I turn around and IT WAS DUCKFACE! So I was like OMG OMG OMG and he walked right past us he was like 2 inches away from me *swoon* drool

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like oh my god! im sooooo jealous of you right now. you were that close??? you could have reached out and stroked his feathers...or even his beak

Dude, he was so close I could SMELL him

waahahaha omg you crack me up TMH

whosduckface

a guy we all know

yes baby

actually its george bush

awesomeness drool

how did you and quavis manage keep your hands off him???

yes it is we've been stalking him on the phone so he doesnt have enough time to prepare a presidential campaign

OMG! NOO!!! I was like really scared.. and so was liv.. she couldnt stop pullin her hair.. and she looked at his but.. coz she saw that he was wearing armani/dockers jeans... thats just.. scary

well, that was the hard part, see, but duckily quavis had brought her straightjackets with her

you two scare me

I DID NOT STARE AT HIS ASS























ok, so maybe I did but who wouldnt?

LIV INDIRECTLY TOUCHED HIS>>>BITS AND PIECES WHOS THE PSYCHO HERE HUH !!!

is this true????

OH YEAH BABY

he like totally went to the mens-room and I touched the mensroom doorknob oh yeah TMH how jealous are ya?

wahahhahaha omg! she touched it! omg omg omg! ew ew ew... trust me TMH you dont wanna touch that coz.. it looked.. *according to liv* small

oh...my...god...

it soooo did not look small

his pants were kinda baggy thats why ...

wahahaha sure that it didnt look small.. coz.. it looked petit to me

OMG

you actually looked??

I take that as a compliment

are you tellin me you didnt! I mean lookin him straight in the eye was bad enough

THANX!

ok so I did but I didnt expect you to

sure you didnt but.. still IT WASNT A PRETTY SIGHT!

girlfriend

define pretty

so far you have (apparently)

-sniffed him
-checked out his ass
-felt his crotch
-stared into his eyes

the signs are all pointing one way girls

FREUD!! I DO NOT BELIEVE YOU

ok....

- I did not sniff him, he was wearing half a bottle of cologne
- ok I DID stare at his ass, but with GOOD REASON
- I did not feel his crotch, I touched something which he touched with hands which he touched his crotch with (does that make sense? )
- I did not stare into his eyes, he stared into mine!

or so she says...

no he did not stare into ur eyes did he? OMG OMG OMG COZ ITS LOVE AT FIRST SIGHT!

g2g guys sniff you, feel you, or stare at you later

yeah but he stared into yours as well





*whispers* and I saw him staring at something else too

and quavis just pm'd me saying you met duckface for a make out session afterwards

OMFG! YOU DID NOT!

she's just jealous of my charming good lucks and sparkling personality

only you sweetie would think of such things

suits you... Im going off... TO SEE DF! woo yay!

7 days !

you'll have a hard time finding him

he's tied to my bed


cryseven days!

love triangle

do you guys actually like DF

he's dreamy

NOOOO he intimidates us! but later guys see ya soon... sniff ya touch ya or stare at ya soon! bubye!

I hear he's quite the ladies man, so you and him must get along great sam

oh yeah

who told you?

oh hell yeah, me and duckface are tight. Ducky and Duckface 4 ever

Burly told me, he must have experience
Ducky and DF how sweet

No one gets between me and my duck


TMH, you know what this means dont you?


WARtank

bring it on baby. duckface is mine

death DIE SAM!!

We could share him

your just jealous cos duckface got to me before you



no deal! its all or nothing in this war

Fine, I can seduce him with my feminine sexuality anytime diva

Id like to see you try that

I dont want you any more Sam, you are used goods

daaaaahling i can be just as feminine as anyone. all i need is a bit of eye-liner and some high heels and im Christina Aguilera

DUCKFACE WILL BE MINE

but Irene i can change

to hell with it. ive got duckface now, i dont need you no2

well maybe if you could change

no no forget it. im used goods. move on

fine, I guess our usual friday night get together is off

yep. no more slices of Saminator for you

blah, I'll find a new one luv

impossible, i was the prototype. there is only one Saminator, and you just lost him

should I celebrate then

sure go celebrate the end of your sex life

Having to do all the work in bed shouldnt be considered sex sweetie
So therefore this is just the beginning

how come you always win the arguments?

cuz I'm just that good

and im what? stoopid?

if you say so sweetie

sil has a way of making people feel stupid

cry take me back

me and sam have a special relationship

say it again, and with feeling

hmm, when i read the title, i thought.............NM

pray pray pray
oh most beautiful and divine Irene, I, the pathetic worm that is Samuel Walker, hereby beg you (on my knees) to take me back



that good enough? or should i lick your shoes clean too?

I'm wearing sandals sweetie, you can lick my vanilla moisturized legs

....you are joking right?

Not at all
But I guess you are worthy after that lovely beg

thank the lord. i dont even like vanilla very much

hahaha, its a chicken

would whipped cream be better?
I have that too

most certainly yes i'll bring some chocolate sauce and strawberries too.

your legs are starting to sound awful tasty. just like a giant sundae drool

So then I assume our get together is back on

yeah yeah after sundae drool

I'll join in

no you cant eat your own legs there all mine

fine, knock yourself out, I'll find another way to amuse myself

YAY so I won the battle

You people are sick and it started off as such an innocent topic

but not the war no2

i win

but I will....I have my own private army of baguette-bakers baby

you cant buy off duckface with baguettes!

he will follow his heart and come to me

have a good time then

I wonder what he'd choose?

Baguettes and ME diva

or you and......nothing

cry fine take him. i dont deserve him anyways

finally! You've seen the light

ive decided im more into humans now. you can keep your weird bird fetish

?

whoa that totally turned me off.... cry

so i guess mr duckface wont be getting any tonight

you never know about liv and her weird obsessions

not from me, but you're still available, right?

we share one of em: LIPGLOSS drool

hey im a man whore. im always available

jawdrop





how much??

drool mhmmmmmmmmmm lancome juicy tubes..

sams a cheap skank, a 20 should do it