What Do You Dooo?

A mind-bogglingly simply question:

Your in a big library. It's late. No one's around.
Suddenly your intestines are filled with gas.
So you let one go. A really loud, bumpy, smelly
one.

At that moment, someone from the very next
aisle appears.

What do you dooo?

(Feel free to add your own stupid situational
questions...I guess).

say "Excuse you!" and pretend that I think they did it...

Walk away. 😐

Why would I be in a library anyway?

cuz you took a wrong turn!

Fair enough. 🙂

or maybe you went there with the sole intention of letting one off! 😂

Originally posted by Baylin
or maybe you went there with the sole intention of letting one off! 😂

Thats believable! 😱

Dont be silly, I'm a girl I dont do things like that!

😖hifty:

Originally posted by barbarossa
Thats believable! 😱

😱 What do you mean thats believable!

Originally posted by Kharhmah
Dont be silly, I'm a girl I dont do things like that!

😖hifty:

No you save it till you go blowup

Sit there and not give a shit?

Originally posted by Kharhmah
😱 What do you mean thats believable!

Nothing.... whistling naughty

Originally posted by barbarossa
Nothing.... whistling naughty

😉

😱 it depends on whos walking around the corner. if its a really hot guy i stare at him , invision him naked then run away in embarresment

if its anyone else i pretend that my magical invisable friend Luna did it

if it were someone i knew well i would say y did u have to pick MY aisle to let one go... and if it was a hott guy i would mutter just loud enough for him to here and say "jeez they need toget some air fresherners in this stupid library then walk out of the library"

talk to them really loud saying' wow dude di you hear that ripper! it rocked, seriously i it stinks! dont come over here really, aww i think i shit myself dude! 😱

then walk out the library as normal

I'd do this 😮

Then say "I'm I bad"

I would take it as it is and if they make a nasty face, I'd say, "Take a hike, b----."

if this was a situation that happened to me
its most likely my friend was there and he farted and walked off and i got the blame. Things like that always happens