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neowizard2005
tell me a really funny joke

no rules, go for it



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Maya Zurak

neowizard2005
teacher lets the class do a taste test for show and tell day.
she has a little boy come to the front of the class.
she puts a hershy kiss in his mouth"do you know what this is she says"
no i don't the little boy said.okay i'll give you a clue,it's something your mom wants from your dad as soon as he gets home.
then all of a suden a litte girl from the back of the class jumped up.
"spit-it-out!"she cried it's a piece of ass!



rob
big grin

Anna85
stick out tongue

neowizard2005
i thought everyone could share a joke geezzzz this is really sad but oh well on to new [email protected]



rob



big grin

Anna85
big grin

Maya Zurak
laughing

neowizard2005
okay one more before i x it in the ass


one night the family was eating supper and the mother had cooked dear for dinner and the husband thought it would me cool if the kids could guess what they were having,so the father asked"what is this we are eating"."hamburger said the son","no" said the father"steak"said the son no,no,no, okay this might help it's something your mom calls me when i come home everyday
"spit-it-out"screamed the girl were having *******.......



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buttcrack
ok say you and two of your friends died and went to hevean and the gate keeper said to never step on a duck, well you and one of your friends are walking and you see your other friend with an ugly guy/girl so you ask them what happend and they said that they stepped on a duck, then trhe next day you and your friend with the ugly guy/girl see your other friend with a really ugly guy/girl and you ask them what happend and she said that she stepped on a duck, then the next day both of your friends are walking and they see you with this really hott guy/girl and they asked what you did and the guy said that he stepped on a duck.......bunny

Spooony
Little Johnny came home from school to see the families pet rooster dead in the front yard.

Rigormortis had set in and it was flat on its back with its legs in the air.

When his Dad came home Johnny said, "Dad our roosters dead and his legs are sticking in the air. Why is his legs sticking in the air?"

His father thinking quickly said, "Son, that's so God can reach down from the clouds and lift the rooster straight up to heaven."

"Gee Dad that's great," said little Johnny. A few days later, when Dad came home from work, Johnny rushed out to meet him yelling, "Dad, Dad we almost lost Mom today!"

"What do you mean?" said Dad.

"Well Dad, I got home from school early today and went up to your bedroom and there was Mom flat on her back with her legs in the air screaming, "Jesus I'm coming, I'm coming" If it hadn't of been for Uncle George holding her down we'd have lost her for sure!"

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