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This huge ass spider just came out of no where and attacked me scared so I jumped up and grabbed a machete and sliced about 3 of his legs off, but he kept crawling around so then I took it up and chopped him in Half!

Eat it! Eat it!

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Eat it! Eat it! No way man, spiders are one foul tasting bug.

I wouldn't know

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
I wouldn't know I do

Originally posted by SlipknoT
I do

Soooo what does a spider taste like?

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
Soooo what does a spider taste like? Kind of like a worm with puke and cod liver oil, and beetle mixed in

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Kind of like a worm with puke and cod liver oil, and beetle mixed in

Sounds disgusting.

I remember hearing that throughout your lifetime you eat 5 to 10 spiders that crawl into your mouth while your sleeping.

I've never tasted worms, cod liver oil, or beetles, fortunately

I know somebody who licked a banana slug and said it made her tongue numb

Originally posted by Darth Revan
I've never tasted worms, cod liver oil, or beetles, fortunately

I know somebody who licked a banana slug and said it made her tongue numb You know how they say licking toads gets you high? It dosent....

I'm sorry James

Originally posted by Darth Revan


I'm sorry James *sniff*

I found a huge ass spider in my bed the other day, i pinged it away

Originally posted by SlipknoT
This huge ass spider just came out of no where and attacked me scared so I jumped up and grabbed a machete and sliced about 3 of his legs off, but he kept crawling around so then I took it up and chopped him in Half!
attacked u??

Did it die when you cut it in half?!?!?!

well duh! of course it did

Well he chopped its legs off and it didnt die

legs....actual spider cut in two... lil diff dont u think??

I should warn u.. Im mean

i come outta nowhere sometiimes

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!

what??

Actually, spiders are unique in the insect world for being
the only insects with the ability to remember human faces.
They remember who attacks them, and will hold a grudge,
even laying egss in the person's food, just to spite them.

Thats why I kill every single one I see

i hate spiders

spider

lol

I swear the spiders are plotting to take over the world cry

i f...n hate spiders

Originally posted by King Burger
Actually, spiders are unique in the insect world for being
the only insects with the ability to remember human faces.
They remember who attacks them, and will hold a grudge,
even laying egss in the person's food, just to spite them. Well then thats just more of a reson for me to kill them all.

how big was it?

like 6 inches

oo yes, i have a BB gun and i go hunting for spiders with it, just aim and BANG!!, spider bits everywhere ,

/me loves my bb gun

Originally posted by SlipknoT
like 6 inches wow!

i shoulda chopped it in half cry

I found this spider last night and i thought i would share it with yall,

look at its eyes!! spider

pretty

sexeh spidey droolio

how big is it, cant see anything to compare to size wise

well lets just say i thought there was a mouse on the wall

cool droolio i like teh big spid0rz

same droolio

ew did you stomp it

no i made babeh spiders with it droolio

thats the ticket droolio

Can I eat the kids?

half at a time

I like cheese cry