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Ok yesterday I was grabbing something off the top of my bookshelf and I have machete up then and i knocked a few things over and it came flying down and stabbed me in the arm, it went about an inch and a half in and ****ing sucked, The blood was and orange color. Now it looks all infected and shit

Mmmm, nasty orange infected arm goo eat

Originally posted by Darth Revan
Mmmm, nasty orange infected arm goo eat droolio

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok yesterday I was grabbing something off the top of my bookshelf and I have machete up then and i knocked a few things over and it came flying down and stabbed me in the arm, it went about an inch and a half in and ****ing sucked, The blood was and orange color. Now it looks all infected and shit

I'm going to post some Mr. Bungle lyrics which should make your boo boo all better.

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
I'm going to post some Mr. Bungle lyrics which should make your boo boo all better.

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat Thanks, my boo a bit better now

I fell and broke my ass-bone,
my neck also hurts

Originally posted by Dr. Strangelove
I'm going to post some Mr. Bungle lyrics which should make your boo boo all better.

I wanna lock Betty Crocker in the kitchen
And knock her upper during supper
Clutter up her butter gutter
Hostess Ding Dong wrapped an eggroll around my wong
While Dolly Madison proceded to ping my pong
Your Milky Way is M'n'M in your britches
And I'll tell you Baby Ruth it looks mighty delicious
Keep blowing my gum, cuz here I come
I'm gonna get you all sticky with my Bubble Yum

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a bone, baby

I was givin' some head to some french bread
It was a four course orgy on the spread of my bed
French kissin' french fries in my Fruit of the Looms
I get deeper penetration with a fork and a spoon

I got yogurt meat loaf smeared all over my ass
I stick my weiner in two buns and and then give it the gas
Sour cream from my spleen into Levi jeans
Gonna bust the seams with my refried beans

Ronald McDonald just loves to be fondled
With Big Mac he'll **** it like a Chicken McNugget
Colonel Sanders wants to goose Granny's loose caboose
He's gonna give her a boost with that Kentucky fried juice
Sooper doop poop scoop, loop de loop, chicken coop
Shoot some hoop, top sirloin from the groin
Topped with dick cheese, sneeze, wheeze,
From the skeez disease, wooi!

Take a dump, baby, squirt some gravy
Pour some sugar on me, honey, make it brown & runny
Give a little Flavor Flav, back from the grave
Gonna burn some toast, pump some humpin' rump roast

Knick knack paddywhack, jump in the sack, in fact
Jerk the smack and crack Jack from the back
Bananarama or ramabanana
****in' Barry Manilow on the Copa Cabana

Squeeze me macaroni, slop your face with my bologna

You gotta syphon the spinach, you gotta cream the corn
Sperm scrambles the eggs and a meal is born
Cookin' like a beginner, but I'm goin' up in her
I had Fritos for lunch I'm havin' bush for dinner
Chef Boyardee and the Three Muskateers
Shove Charleston Chews in their rears like queers
"Holy moly, guacamole!" said my Chips Ahoy
I'm gonna pinch a ravioli on the Pillsbury dough boy

Knick knack paddywhack and give your dog a boner, baby

We came to pottie...we came to pottie down your throat

I was just listening to that earlier "where's the ****ing beer?!" gotta love Mr. Bungle, most bizarrely insane songs ever....

Slip wins most annoying thread name!

Now you maybe you'll learn not to put your machete up to were it can fall on you.

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok yesterday I was grabbing something off the top of my bookshelf and I have machete up then and i knocked a few things over and it came flying down and stabbed me in the arm, it went about an inch and a half in and ****ing sucked, The blood was and orange color. Now it looks all infected and shit

dude bad things happen to u all the time have u ever made a happy thread??

if slip made a happy thread
then something would be definately wrong

lol I know

just making sure

lol yeah...
btw in about 30 days....Ill be able to use the big avatar!! (I will have been here in KMC for 1 year)

lol
haha
im already using the big avvy

arrogant bastard!!

30 days... 30 days...

anyways I have way more posts than u... so yeah... mock all u want

yeah...
well i still have a big avvy
and i got lazy posting...

well yah..whatever...Ill soon have one too

yeah but thats a month away...

well a month... thats not THAT much... is it? cry

um...no.. it flies by like that!

thank you... hmm.. I should be arranging what my ava is gonna be like nah itl prolly be this one but bigger longer and uncut *south park

I will make it all better eyes


Im trained in 1st aid droolio

I have a sheath for my machete.

i ate mine .

I ate yours too

really? thats where it went droolio

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok yesterday I was grabbing something off the top of my bookshelf and I have machete up then and i knocked a few things over and it came flying down and stabbed me in the arm, it went about an inch and a half in and ****ing sucked, The blood was and orange color. Now it looks all infected and shit put some tussin on it

Originally posted by SlipknoT
Ok yesterday I was grabbing something off the top of my bookshelf and I have machete up then and i knocked a few things over and it came flying down and stabbed me in the arm, it went about an inch and a half in and ****ing sucked, The blood was and orange color. Now it looks all infected and shit

Happy Easter Slipknot.JM

i didnt know it was easter until Fabian Told me cry

Its still all pussy

go see doc, dont want your arm amputated

Its fine

dude, never keep a machete up there

Originally posted by Lana
I was just listening to that earlier "where's the ****ing beer?!" gotta love Mr. Bungle, most bizarrely insane songs ever....

The CD is like going through a psychopath's brain. It's great stuff.