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who would win, Yoda VS The Hulk

umm Yoda?

I hate these Stupid VS threads.

All yoda would have to do is just stand there and wait for that stupid big green thing to come running at him, then all Yoda would have to do it just pull out is Sabre and chop him in half.

adamrubin, surely when u created this thread didnt you just think that?

yoda wuld put up a good fight, and i love star wars more than anything else, including the hulk, but hulk wuld win.....not easily though.

You're saying Hulk would defeat Master Yoda? Do you even know who Yoda is?

Dude, Hulk is tough, big, mean and green. However, his skin couldn't repel a lightsaber. Yoda would take him down.

Hulk: HULK MAD
Yoda: Sense the darkside, I do. Slay you, I must

Hulk rushes as Yoda with his fists ready to crush the tiny Jedi master, but Yoda merely waves his hand and sends Hulk crashing through the wall. Igniting his lightsaber, Master Yoda raised it toward his opponent.

Yoda: Stand down, you must. Kill you, I wish not to do.

Hulk: AHHHHHHHHH

Yoda: Much to learn, you have.

Hulk intensified his rage to it's peak and used all of his adrenaline to leap at the tiny Jedi. In less than a second Yoda had flipped over the giant and used his saber to slice down the spine of the Hulk.

Hulk coughed and wheezed out, "Hulk... mad..." and slipped into the cold dark of the afterworld.

Yoda deactivated his lightsaber, and dropped his head in sadness.

"Mad you were, and sad you were."

And that would be about it.

Sorry but the battle would be longer than that since The Hulk can regenerate. I think that yoda would defeat Hulk multiple times, with the Hulk becoming angrier each time it regenerates and maybe one lucky shot from the ulk would strike yoda down... maybe.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
You're saying Hulk would defeat Master Yoda? Do you even know who Yoda is?

i know yoda, most likely better than you. You obviously don't know who the Hulk is, hombre.

yeah that's right, compadre

Originally posted by jango fatt
yeah that's right, compadre



i really hope you're not mocking me.

moving...

Yoda would slice off the Hulk's head. He cant regenrate a lost body part.

Dude, if he got sliced into the spine and/or the brain with a lightsaber, he's not going to regenerate that. And Tormentor's right, he wouldn't grow a new arm back. Yoda wins, no doubt.

Uh, I'm a lot older than you, and I think I know more about life in general than you do, let alone the Hulk...

The Hulk would lose. I mean, he's lost to a handful of rather mortal badguys in the past. Yoda, 900 year old Jedi master, would destroy him.

The only reason the Hulk would get madder is because he's getting beaten by a guy about what 2 feet? rite? am i rite? the only reason's he's getting angrier is because he's losing to a guy about 10 feet shorter than him

i always considered SUperman and teh Hulk cheap and unfair because of their powers

Ones big and green the other is little and green. Who cares?

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
Uh, I'm a lot older than you, and I think I know more about life in general than you do, let alone the Hulk...

The Hulk would lose. I mean, he's lost to a handful of rather mortal badguys in the past. Yoda, 900 year old Jedi master, would destroy him.

lmao.....so um, life is all about the hulk and yoda? hahahaha, you have no clue how much of a life you need. or how ridiculous you sound.

Originally posted by jackstain
lmao.....so um, life is all about the hulk and yoda? hahahaha, you have no clue how much of a life you need. or how ridiculous you sound.

You'd be amazed just how stupid that reply was. Do you even read anything I say?

Janus, it's okay, remember the doll... lol

Seriously though, I'd vote Yoda would win against most any comic book character except for like, Professor X, they would just study together.

Yoda: Much brainpower have you, old one.

X: Greetings, Master Yoda. I had hoped you would attend so that we may discuss termination of hostilities.

Yoda: Um... sure. So wanna learn the Force?

you see what i'm sayin

Xavier and Yoda... They could fek some shit up.

Originally posted by Darth_Janus
You'd be amazed just how stupid that reply was. Do you even read anything I say?

wow you just repeated what i said about you....ur disqualified out of this argument on the grounds that, well, you suck at arguing.....its ok though, i like ya

Actually, it's kinda stupid that we're even considering it an argument. So just screw it. I'm here to have fun.

They need to make a new Teras Kasi video game, have you guys ever played that? It's like tekken, but with star wars characters.
It needs maul, dooku, vader, sidious, etc. and then we can end this foolish conflict and bring order to the galaxy.
by galaxy, i mean this forum

Yes, this galax- forum... Ahem. Yeah, that would be cool, but with less emphasis on hand to hand fighting, methinks.

Exactly, I'm talking like the new mortal combat games. they'd use lightsabers and all, and it would be SUHWEEEET

*Vwum vwum* Fatality... Yoda wins. Flawless victory

yeah, hulk can get mad and stronger all he wants, but yoda would be too fast for him
spidey was, and i know yoda is faster than spidey

Yoda versus Spider-man.

Spider sense tingles... *Vwum*

A spider killed have I... hmmmm?

spider sense, dang....
oh crap, my arm!

this is ridiculous. Hulk's getting angrier only because he's losing to a green shorty

let him be angry, he's still got a lightsaber stuck in his dome

You are stupid, Yoda is much more fast then Hulk he will cut out this head to kill him forever.

Now how am I stupid, if you just said the same thing I did?

Sorry man I didn't want to offend you, I am talking about the replies and forgot the "s".

teras kasi is amazing......but the first one had vader in it, he was a secret character, unless of course you meant before the suit. but yes indeed i wuld like to battle as darth maul.

A good game would have pretty much everybody. And would feature things like tag teams, battle royale, and power duels, etc.

Yoda wins. One good jump and slash and the Hulk is about a foot shorter.

i guess no one knows much about the hulk, and his ability to regenerate, and grow bigger the madder he gets. and u cant control his mind, because he has split personalities. its been tried by professor x, and he failed.

true, but yoda could still throw his ass around with the force, or cut through him like warm butter with his saber

well it wouldnt be so easy to cut all the way through, is the point im trying to make......it would take a few slashes, and even then it wuld only be a cut.......which wuld heal instantly anyway......read about the hulk, you will see what i mean.

Dude, I've read over 100 Hulk comics, and I still think Yoda would win, because a lightsaber is more powerful than his rage or his tough skin"
Yes Professor X couldn't do it, but Professor X's power didn't come from "God"

when does yoda ever talk about "God??" he could throw him around with the force, but hulk would keep getting angrier, and eventually overpower yoda. sorry. just my opinion.

i see what you meant about "God" aka force....but, its technically, the force.....not God. God would smite anything and everything if he wanted to.

Including your logic. The Force is a bit bigger than the Hulk's midcentury fantasy gamma rays. And the Hulk was a big joke anyways. Yoda wins, easily. Wiser, faster, smaster, and just more badass.

I have to agree, I don't think even the Hulk can stand up to something he cannot touch (aka the Force) so Yoda's got a huge advantage.

ok see....now its not me, u attack me no matter what i say.

Um, I think you're imagining that a bit. I know I don't attack you personally. I don't like to get underhanded. Even after the words you and I have exchanged I still act civil towards you and consider your words at face value.

no fighting... lol
I'm glad most of you understand that as angry as Hulk gets, Yoda would just laugh more and cut him up

Yoda, if he had his lightsaber, if he didnt, then the Hulk may have a chance

I'm not too keen on the Hulk, but to my knowlege, he dosent have as good of reflexes as Yoda. Oh! wait, is this a trick question, because actually, yoda is dead! Ha ha! it is a trick question isnt it! Dumb bastards...thought you could fool me...

Well, assuming Yoda is alive... lol

With or without a saber, he could at least through his monkey ass around, or drop him in a volcano, or somethin...

Or Yoda can just crush the organs within the hulk using the force.

this isnt fair, because it is a star wars forum.......none of you(no matter if you say you do or not) know anything about the Hulk.

I like star wars better.
I like yoda better.
The Hulk would win.

Dude, the force is more powerful than Hulk's muscles, and a lightsaber is more potent than Hulks's skin

no doubt, but hulk would still win, if he got angry enough without dying first.

lol, as long as he didn't die first

but, in my opinion, wouldnt.

yoda this is the hulk

hulk never wins Yoda, he can use the force and has lightsaber

This old thread?

lol.

LMFAO

LoL

are cross-universe battles allowed in this section?

MCU Hulk vs Legends Yoda?

Id favor Yoda due to his telekinesis

TK won't beat the Hulk, kek.

Yoda, IMO.

Hulk would completely eradicate him, the guy was able to overpower planet busting attacks.

Hulk, lmfao.

Yoda stomps.

Uh . . . use of the Force? No question Yoda wins the fight.

TK doesn't do shit to Hulk in Marvel where literally everyone is better with it, so no, Yoda won't beat the Hulk that way.

Force grip - caught in the hold of the Force, Hulk would not be able to move. He would be at Yoda's will. And Yoda would say "Temper, Temper. Too much anger you have. See a shrink you must."

Yoda can't hold the Hulk; the ****?

Originally posted by FreshestSlice
Yoda can't hold the Hulk; the ****?

Well we don't know how strong MCU Hulk is and given its potential limitlessness Hulk could simply strain his muscles and break out of Yoda's hold if he was strong enough. As of now Hulk's best feat is downing a metal whale while Yoda's is manipulating transports.