Are You A Super-Hero?

I am

i am bacon man driving my bacon van.
clogging arteries and killing stan
because i can with my bacon plan
i am bacon man 😐

Nice play on Stephen Lynch 😉

By night 😎

I guess you could call me that, hence, my name.

I'm BlackCat, and I just crossed your path...

meeyow beyotch :3

i am a villian that eats heroes like you.....*throws myth in mouth and swollows*

Originally posted by Demarthl
meeyow beyotch :3

Silence! *Round-kicks Demarthl*

If I could be a super--hero,
I would be... retard guy,
running around with a cork on my fork
so i won't... poke out my eye.
And my face would look like that candy bar: Mounds
as I roll at the ground because of my uncontrollable downs
I'd stair at the sun till I make myself cry
because I would be retard guy.

*ducks and fills mouth with bacon* haha!

i am the worst example of a super hero

I watch from the rooftops, prowling the streets of Manhattan...

i sit in my room and go to the kitchen occasionally

^^
same here

If i was a super-hero my power would be elasticity
Stretch!!!!!!

i have super flagulence powers.

wats flagulence power??

Flatulence powers is what I believe he meant to say. That would be "Fart Powers"

yes indeedy.

it fits you perfectly rj

broccoli or sprouts?